Chapter 29: Pretending to be successful

Ah Lai thought he was hesitating, and said angrily: "It seems that you don't dare, don't you dare to take my Lei Zhenzi's palm?" What ability do you have to keep the relics, then you better take off the mask, you don't deserve to wear this mask." ”

"Okay. ”

"Buddha Rulai" secretly thought in his heart, with your body and bones, if you can't beat me with one palm, I will slap you to death with one palm, you are my hostage, see if you don't hand over the relics obediently.

After speaking, he stood up and walked on his horse, and secretly lifted his breath to his chest.

Ah Lai was unhurried, quietly turned on the switch in his sleeve, slowly stretched his palm to the chest of the Buddha, stepped forward, pushed his palm, and aimed the electric shock head at the chest of the Buddha, only to hear a "ouch" scream.

"The Buddha" was hit by a high-voltage electric current, and in an instant, his body flew into the air, and his uncontrollable body fell backwards to the ground, struggling with his feet.

Ah Lai fell in the direction of the "Buddha of Rulai", clasped his hands together, and chanted words in his mouth: "The first palm asks the heart, the second palm has no complaints, the third palm has no regrets, Amitofu, the good of the good, who wants to come up and pick up my second palm?"

In an instant, several accomplices on the other side surrounded Ah Lai, shuddering and timid.

Ah Lai held the "golden stick" in his hand, unhurried, and said: "You should first look at your 'Buddha Rulai', and if you are willing, we will not be too late to discuss." ”

A group of people hurriedly walked to the "Buddha of Rulai", and when they saw that their hearts were broken, the Buddha foamed at the mouth, helped up and kicked his feet around, and fell to the ground again......

At this time, Ah Lai turned on the switch with his other hand, and the small light bulb in the wings behind him emitted a red halo, just like the appearance of Buddha's light.

As soon as Yayoi and Mile saw the signal, they quickly stepped forward, put Ah Lai's arms on the left and right, walked under the big tree, grabbed the ring that Ah Lai had prepared earlier, and flew into the air to a hillside opposite, quickly disappearing without a trace.

Suddenly, a leading guy woke up like from a dream and screamed like crazy.

"Quick...... Hurry up, copy the guy, get the machete!"

After a while, there was a heart-rending scream.

"Ouch, oops, ah......"

The remnant screams, one more terrible than the other, echoed in the ravine of the Thunder Cemetery.

Yayoi and Mile asked blankly at the same time, "Ah Lai, what's going on?"

Ah Lai smiled: "Maybe they have fallen into the trap and deserve it." ”

Yayoi and Mile clasped their hands together: "Amitofu, Master Alai, you have killed, sin, sin." ”

Ah Lai stopped and said: "I'm guilty of fart, I didn't dig this trap, I can't die anyway, I have my own measure." ”

It turns out that this trap is specially used by the villagers to trap prey and protect the grave, and if Ah Lai doesn't tell Yayoi and Mile in advance, maybe he will fall down at this time, and he will have to cry for his father and mother.

In the distance, a flash of lightning suddenly lit up, instantly illuminating the courtyard and the entire small mountain village, followed by a deafening thunderclap.

The three of them ran all the way from the Lei Cemetery to the courtyard.

Ah Lai couldn't bear to say: "Tonight is a knife in the sky, I can't leave you in my house to hide from the rain, there is a tigress living in the house, we have to strictly guard the secret of tonight, do you understand? ”

Yayoi muttered, "I forgot my friends when I saw it." ”

Mile smiled and said, "I forgot my righteousness when I saw it." ”

Ah Lai said solemnly: "You two, do you want to taste my three palms." ”

The two men grimaced at each other, turned around, and quickly disappeared into the night.

Alai tiptoed open the back door and entered his room.

A bolt of lightning flashed through the room, and the room was like day.

"Click, click...... Click!"

A deafening thunderclap.

Fang Fang woke up, turned over and got up, hurriedly ran to Ah Lai's room, hugged Ah and said, "I'm afraid, it's too scary, why is the thunder in the mountains so powerful." ”

Suddenly, the raindrops of beans rolled down from the sky, and the windows "horned" sounded.

Ah Lai felt that Fangfang's body released a stream of heat, devouring herself, as if she was one with herself, and her heart was deepening and beating faster at the same frequency.

Fang Fang hugged Ah tightly and said, "Have you installed a lightning arrester at home?"

"Haha, I don't need to install it, I'm a human lightning arrester, and I can't wait to accept thunder and lightning, so that my body has new energy. ”

Fang Fang let go of her hand, sighed and said, "Alas, Ah Lai, you have become a visionary again." ”

Ah Lai replied seriously: "Science is originally fantasy, there is nothing that cannot be done, only unexpected." ”

"Oops, you're a philosopher again. ”

Fangfang snuggled in Ah Lai's arms, sat down on the edge of the bed, and the two listened to the sound of rain outside, Fangfang suddenly felt that there was something under her buttocks resting on her, so she lifted the sheets, reached out and unwrapped the package and asked curiously, "What kind of gadget is this?"

Ah Lai hurriedly said, "Nothing?" Reaching out to snatch it back, feeling embarrassed.

Fang Fang suddenly turned on the light.

Ah Lai said anxiously: "Don't turn on the lights. ”

But it was too late, Fangfang curiously unwrapped the package, only to see a person's head and face like indigo, hair like cinnabar, eyes and teeth, out of the lips, not only ugly, but also weird and scary, frightened and screamed.

Ah Lai hurriedly replied: "Don't be afraid, this is a mask." ”

Fang Fang was bold, and under the light, she saw that it was indeed a character in Journey to the West, Lei Zhenzi's mask, and said: "Ah! How old are you? Why are you still playing this? No wonder your academic performance has been bad, it seems that you are not saved." ”

"This ...... Listen to me, I bought it a long time ago......"

Fang Fang looked at Ah in surprise and said, "You sleep at night, and you don't even take off your pants during the day, these pants are full of mud and dust, you ...... You're going to bed like that? You're so sloppy. ”

Ah Lai's face turned red, and he stammered: "Isn't it too late, take it off?"

"Huh, before going to bed, take off your coat, you actually said you don't have time, I fainted you. Fangfang stopped listening to Ah Lai's explanation and went back to her room to sleep.

"Alas. Ah Lai sighed, it was still hot just now, how is it like the weather in summer, the sky is clear, lightning and thunder, and the downpour is changing.

By the next day.

After breakfast, Fangfang quickly washed the dishes and chopsticks, came to Alai's room, saw Alai reading the textbook seriously, last night's anger, suddenly disappeared by half, and said: "Alai, you see that you are dirty, take off all your clothes, and I will clean it for you." ”

Ah Lai nodded again and again, "Hehe" The sky was clear after the rain, and he thought secretly, he couldn't hide the joy on his face, and dragged out a lot of clothes.

Looking at Fangfang's busy figure washing, cooling clothes in the courtyard, hurriedly putting down the textbook, and coming to help, Fangfang rushed Ah to read a book.

"I always feel uncomfortable in my arm, and I want to go to the hospital for surgery and take out the steel plate. ”