Volume 1 The Year of the Bundle of Hair Chapter 32 A Rake of Reversal
As soon as Gao Geli heard that there was a play, he sat down again, his eyes were shining and he watched the performance of the two masters in front of him, and his hands were covered in the part of his body where urine was stored.
Feng Shinan's voice not only startled Chen Jie, but even the other classmates around were shocked when they heard it, but fortunately, Feng Shinan's voice was not as high-pitched as her father, so it didn't spread far away.
Chen Jie saw that there were so many eyes around him, and he hurriedly made a suppressed gesture and said embarrassedly to everyone: "It's okay, it's okay......" Then he looked at Feng Shinan and whispered, "Can we be quieter?" As he spoke, he squeezed Gao Geli out with his elbow, meaning to destroy him to hurry up to his toilet, and don't watch the excitement here.
Gao Geli doesn't care about this, he is now determined that Qingshan will not relax, and he has an iron heart after eating the scales, he has seen this play!
"Where's the story?!" Feng Shinan stretched out his hand and asked him confidently.
Chen Jie didn't rush to talk, he looked at Feng Shinan's white and tender palm, and said in his heart that the whiteness of this hand is about to catch up with the doctor, if such a well-proportioned and slender finger is to play the piano, it will definitely be the best use.
"Humph! In vain, I waited for you at the school gate on Saturday for half a day! You have to be a good person, and your credit is too bad, right?! Feng Shinan's complaint pulled Chen Jie back from his association all of a sudden.
"Oh~~~~~~~, I see!" Gao Geli felt like he had discovered a new continent, and he felt that he knew something very unusual, he put his hand on Chen Jie's shoulder and teased, "Our great writer is still very good at vassal elegance!" ”
Chen Jie shook Gao Geli's hand off with a shake of his shoulder, and then replied angrily: "Go and go, go to your toilet!" ”
Gao Geli's hand was down, but his ass had no intention of moving the nest.
Although it is reasonable not to be loud, but when the voice is high, there is always some shocking effect.
For others, in the face of Feng Shinan's questioning, they may lie and make up nonsense, such as "I didn't see you", but Chen Jie obviously saw Feng Shinan, and he didn't like to run the train with his mouth full, so he couldn't say this.
But today Chen Jie's brain has completely recovered, as long as Feng Shinan doesn't dress up like a girl next door, so that Chen Jie's heart is full of chaos when he sees her, Chen Jie's IQ can always stand on the rational high ground.
After the rapid operation of the brain, Chen Jie first came up with a statement, he explained: "The plan can't catch up with the change, I left early on Friday, I don't know if you don't come on the weekend, and I don't have your contact information, otherwise I will definitely notify you of the rescheduling......"
"Since there is no such notice, it is natural to abide by the agreement, I am a very trustworthy person, so I still came. I've always been next to the school gate, and you must have been able to see me when you came out, but I didn't see you when the school was gone, so how could you not even say hello?! ”
Feng Shinan remembered that he was left alone there for most of the day on Saturday, and he had an unspeakable grievance in his heart, if he was in the army compound, he would not be able to do such a thing if he gave other boys more than 20 guts!
At this time, Feng Shinan's boyishness had been completely covered up by the feminine side, and even Gao Geli couldn't bear to hear it, and at this time he was staring at Chen Jie with a unique look of male protection for women, waiting for him to give an explanation.
Chen Jie secretly complained in his heart, and said in his heart, girl, I can't tell you that because you were so good-looking on Saturday, I saw that my heart was hairy, so I ran away, right?!
Although this is the truth, I can't tell the truth at all! At this time, Chen Jie felt more and more that it was a wise decision for the state to let middle school students wear school uniforms!
I don't want to tell lies, I can't tell the truth, Chen Jie is so aggrieved in his heart. There was no way, he could only turn his eyes to Gao Geli for help, hoping that he could help him out of the siege.
At this time, Gao Geli put on a posture that had nothing to do with himself, and squinted at Chen Jie with a wicked smile, as if to say: "Who let you destroy me to go to the toilet just now, such an interesting thing is embarrassing to hide from my brother, you deserve it!" ”
Chen Jie's current time can really be regarded as calling the heavens and the earth to be ineffective. There was no way, he had to use his brains on his own......
His attitude is very clear, he resolutely can't admit this account, otherwise he will have to keep Feng Shinan lower in the future? It's not a bad idea to hit a rake, but you have to find a defensible reason, right?
Chen Jie's brain was running at full speed at this moment, he was rapidly reading all the information he might need in his memory, and then used his logical thinking ability to skillfully string together one clue after another, and in a moment a reason that he thought was impeccable was born!
"Actually, if you want to talk about it, it's mainly your fault." Chen Jie felt really shameless when he said this, so he didn't dare to look at Feng Shinan when he said this.
To say that Chen Jie's action in this matter is indeed a bit unauthentic, in fact, Feng Shinan has already thought about him very much behind his back, and she is still tight-lipped about her being released by Chen Jie.
Because Feng Shinan knew that as long as the news leaked a little, with the temper of the gang of bastards in the army compound, Chen Jie would have already let the fight be all over the ground by this time. Just like Chen Jie's reluctance to lie, Feng Shinan also has his own reluctance, because everyone has their own kindness.
In fact, if it was someone else, Chen Jie would have apologized sincerely, but I don't know why, when he got to Feng Shinan, he couldn't lower his head when he was killed.
There was always a fear in his subconscious that once this head was lowered, something would come to an end forever. But this subconscious is buried too deeply, so deep that Chen Jie himself does not know the existence of this consciousness.
Feng Shinan saw that Chen Jie's words were so natural and shameless, she didn't laugh angrily, she repeated with a smile: "Hey! I'm mainly to blame?! ”
"Hmm." Chen Jie was doing everything he could to stay calm, "You lied to people first. ”
Feng Shinan was really happy at this time, she wanted to see how Chen Jie planned to justify herself, and said with a smile: "Today I just found out that you belong to Zhu Bajie!" ”
Everyone knows what this means, what our lovely Marshal Tianpeng is best at is to beat a rake, and it is indeed appropriate to use Zhu Bajie to describe Chen Jie at this time.
"Okay, I'd like to hear how I lied to people, and if you can't justify yourself, you know the end!" Saying that, Feng Shinan unceremoniously made a gesture of locking his throat and killing.
Then came Chen Jie's nervous self-help moment......