Chapter 015: White Immortal
"It's a human head!" A woman shouted.
The crowd of onlookers was terrified and retreated, fearing to be attacked by the human head crawling out of the stump.
"I'll just say that there is something living in the tree, this is the end of the calf, the big white snake has not been found last time, and now such a thing has come out, we Zhangjiagou are afraid that a big disaster is coming!" An old man shouted with a bitter face, and after speaking, he sat on the ground and patted his thighs and fluttered.
"It's the end of the calf, it's the end of the calf!" The second fool saw someone sitting on the ground and fluttering, and immediately fell to the ground and rolled.
At this time, I saw the old bachelor in the crowd looking at the rolling human head with a puzzled expression, so I hurriedly asked, "Old bachelor, what is the thing in this tree?" ”
The old bachelor said, "It's Bai Xian'er." ”
"Bai Xian'er?" I wondered. "You mean it's a hedgehog?"
There are five immortals in folklore, namely fox yellow and white willow gray, this fox refers to the fox, yellow refers to the weasel, white refers to the hedgehog, willow refers to the snake, and gray refers to the mouse.
Among the foxes and white willows, the foxes and willows are considered to be the most psychic animals, so there are countless legends about foxes, weasels and snakes, but there are very few legends about hedgehogs and mice. From a biological point of view, the average lifespan of foxes, weasels and snakes is 10~15 years, the lifespan of hedgehogs is about 10 years, and the lifespan of mice is even shorter, and it is only five years to survive.
But there are all kinds of wonders in the world, there are always some creatures who are different from the beginning of their birth, or who accidentally eat the old medicine of Ganoderma lucidum by chance, so as to break free from certain natural restrictions and live longer.
The old bachelor once said that if animals want to become sperm, they must survive the threshold of sixty years, although the fox yellow and white willow gray are the five immortals, but how easy is it to really break free from their own limitations and live for sixty years? Just as the normal life expectancy of a person is 80 years old, some people die of old age at the age of 60, and some live to be healthy and healthy until the age of 120. For example, because of the good landscape in Yunnan, there are longevity villages in many places, and there are even hundreds of old people in one village who live to be more than 100 years old.
But animals are different from people, animals want to break free from the shackles of nature is much more difficult than people, they have limited wisdom, there is no place to live and medical conditions, once sick almost represents death, can survive to the end are outstanding leaders, so mountains and lakes exist in the world for hundreds of millions of years, one side of the water and soil to give birth to thousands of creatures, it is not easy to give birth to a spirit.
Especially for the five immortals, breaking free from the shackles of nature and living past sixty years old, how many years can they meet one, and at the threshold of their sixty years old, there will be a catastrophe, this catastrophe actually refers to natural disasters and man-made disasters, the white fox bigger than a dog survived the natural disasters and did not escape the man-made disasters, and the white-skinned anacondas in the old well survived the hundred-year mark of the spirit monster, and finally it was inevitable to die.
Could it be that this hedgehog has also become a fairy now?
You know, when the creatures in the world survive the sixty-year pass, they will be born under the baptism of nature and have some kind of unique ability, the white fox can still kill Zhang Fugui's family after being killed, and the white-skinned anaconda killed Xu Banxian with his eyes, and almost killed me, so what about this big hedgehog?
Seeing my sad face, the old bachelor smiled and said: "Don't worry, this white fairy has not yet become a climate, and it is not easy for the big hedgehog to live through the threshold of sixty years. Back then, my master and his old man left something in the tree before leaving, even I don't know what it is, but I didn't expect it to be a hedgehog, the stench is its feces over the years and the corpse of a dead mouse is corrupted, just the chainsaw passed over the top of the white fairy's head, and it was a hole on its back, it was injured so it screamed miserably, look at its head will not go through that pass in three or five years, let it run, then it will have to come back to you for revenge, it is a pity to kill. ”
"So what to do?" I asked hurriedly.
"Didn't your mother be hospitalized a few days ago, is it a stomach problem?" The old bachelor didn't answer the rhetorical question.
"Yes, she had a stomach ulcer, and my grandmother also died of stomach problems before, I don't know if it's genetic, it doesn't seem to be curable." I said. "What are you asking for?"
The old bachelor nodded and said: "You don't know yet, hedgehog hedgehog, the meat of this hedgehog is the most stomach-nourishing, especially this white fairy, it will become a sperm immediately, you take off its skin, put it in a pot and cook it for a day and a night, put some green onions, old ginger and garlic, not to mention curing your mother's disease, it's just that the man's thing is not good, and three or five bowls will be cured, this thing will make up!" ”
"Isn't that still killing?"
The old bachelor ignored me, swallowed his spit, and walked towards the big hedgehog with the stick.
"Old bachelor, what are you doing, this is the immortal family in the tree, do you want to kill the whole village?" An old man pointed to the old bachelor and said.
"This is the immortal family, this is clearly a human head, I think it can be killed, otherwise it will be a scourge!" The fluttering old man on the ground said.
I picked up a shovel on the ground and cut down this "human head" with three strokes and five divisions by two.
The big hedgehog has been trapped under the old locust tree for many years without sunlight, and the white thorns on his body have degenerated into black, and he looks like a huge human head because of the filth on his body.
After beating the big hedgehog to death, I carried it to the river, and washed it for a long time before washing her away from the stench.
"Isn't it a human head? How do I look like a hedgehog? Someone said.
"I look like a hedgehog, but how can a hedgehog grow so big, I'm afraid it will also become a sperm, right? Zhang Fugui killed a fox and his family suffered a seedling, Zhang Yang is not afraid of death? ”
"This baby's temper is too stubborn, so he can't persuade him, first the white fox, then the big snake, and now there is a hedgehog with the same head, he can't hide a dead word horizontally and vertically, waiting to collect his body."
The villagers were still shocked by the death of Zhang Fugui's family before, and now I killed a big hedgehog, it is not surprising that they think so.
After the old locust tree was cut down, I thought it would be fine after settling the account, but Jin Sanpang was a little reluctant to pay, because the old locust tree had been struck by lightning before, and the upper part of the core was afraid that there was a crack in the mouth, and the stump below was also hollow, and the core of the tree was soaked and smoked by the feces and urine of the big hedgehog all year round.
I observed it and found that this was indeed the case, so I deliberately gave Jin Sanpang a cheaper price, and let him drag away the 3,000 yuan of the 4,000 yuan that I had agreed before.
But Jin Sanpang was still unwilling, and said: "The wood of this old locust tree is not good for furniture, and with the penetration of this and urine smell, brother, I can only give you 1,000 yuan at most, if I had known this, I wouldn't have come." ”
Seeing Jin San's fat hexagram, I suddenly pulled my face down, and was about to have a seizure, but my grandfather staggered over, he said: "Yangyang, I'm so confused, I almost forgot to tell you, this tree can be cut down, but it can't be sold, and the objects left by the ancestors can't be sold like this." ”
Seeing my grandfather say this, I was not very happy to sell it, so I said: "Then don't sell it, please pay for your labor costs, and calculate the settlement for you." ”
"No, big brother, we've all said it, why don't you sell it again?" Jin Sanpang became anxious when he heard what I said.
"Yes, it's really annoying to change the hexagram after it's all said." I stared into Jin Sanpang's eyes and said.
Jin Sanpang laughed, and said with an embarrassed face: "Otherwise, brother, you can see that I am out of three thousand." ”
"Don't say that you pay 3,000, my grandfather said that if you don't sell it, you won't sell it, and I can't sell it if you pay 30,000." I said.
"Brother, it's boring for you to do this, or I'll give four thousand, I'll take this tree away, and I can't make any money when I come here." Jin Sanpang said with a look of annoyance. "Besides, what do you want this tree to do, it smells of furniture."
"This is thunder splitting wood, it has a lot of uses, and it can't be sold for 30,000 yuan." Grandpa said.
Although I don't know what the use of the thunder splitting wood that grandpa said, I don't want to sell it anymore, Jin Sanpang saw that I was firm and pulled down his face, and asked for two thousand.
"It costs 2,000 to cut down a tree, why don't you grab it?"
Jin Sanpang said with a flirtatious face: "We cut down trees at this price, don't you believe and ask the workers." ”
I looked at one of the workers and asked, "You cut down a tree for two thousand?" ”
The worker glanced at Jin Sanpang, nodded and said, "It's for two thousand." ”
"Oh, look at my young age, relying on the number of you to blackmail me, okay." I nodded, looked at Jin Sanpang, who was full of meat, and slapped him in the face with a slap.
Jin San stumbled and fell, he didn't seem to think that I would make the first move, and shouted angrily: "Dare to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you who don't know whether to live or die." ”
Earlier, I said that Zhangjiagou is poor and bad, and the so-called poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, and the whole mountainous area is like this, I have been used to this kind of thing since I was a child, these people do not pay attention to the rules, and they turn their faces when they see that they are not profitable, and they will play tricks when there are many people.
When a group of lumberjacks saw me start, they all suddenly gathered around, and I pointed the axe in my hand at the lumberjack who came first, and before I could make any further movements, I only felt a pain in the back of my head, and a smell of blood rushed into my nose.
I turned my head to look at Jin Sanpang, only to see him holding a thick wooden stick in his hand, staring at me with a fierce look.
I suddenly had a surge of murderous intent, and at that moment my mind was blank, I only felt that my eyes were bloodshot and my vision was blurred.
When he saw Jin Sanpang again, he was already lying on the ground, his limbs twitching, and his seven holes were bleeding.
"Boss?" A group of lumberjacks rushed forward to help Jin Sanpang up.
"It's evil, it's definitely evil, the hedgehog is a white fairy, killing the white fairy Zhang Yang and this fat man is the culprit, the seven orifices are bleeding in broad daylight, retribution is coming!" I don't know who shouted this in the crowd.
At that time, the blood red in my eyes gradually faded, because Jin Sanpang was standing behind the truck outside the crowd at the time, so when I faced him, no one saw my eyes except him, although I didn't know what happened, but I knew that the reason why Jin Sanpang was like this must be related to my eyes.
Since I swallowed the beads a few days ago, my vision has become clearer and clearer, and it is often accompanied by a hot stinging pain.
Jin Sanpang was quickly carried into the car by the workers, and I covered my bleeding head and returned home under the watchful eyes of a group of villagers.