Chapter 360: Demon Guard Selection! [a]
The people on the street originally wanted to scold people, but when they saw people, they all stopped talking, and the lord of Red Leaf City protected the calf, which was the lord that the six relatives did not recognize.
I can only consider myself unlucky.
Now there is still a month to come, when General Pang selects the Demon Guard, instead of worrying about these trivial things, it is better to find a way to show his face in front of General Pang, that is the right thing, no matter how bad it is, it is always right to cultivate well.
Red Leaf Inn, people come and go, but a backyard of the inn is quiet and peaceful.
The leaves in the courtyard are falling, and the woman in red has starry eyes, long eyelashes closed, and a cute little mouth under her tall but small nose, glowing with a faint pink.
The girl leaned on the soft collapse of the brocade, her black hair was spread out like a cloud, and she still couldn't wipe away the cloud-like pain between her eyebrows and eyes when she cultivated. The skin is as white as milk, the slightly messy Ayara, and even if the frost flowers like snow fall on the pillow, they can't match the sparkling complexion.
The stunning city, the enchantress is the country, nothing more.
Right now, her injuries are already healed, and she will definitely be completely healed in a month, and what she needs to do now is to dispel everyone's hostility and save her a lot of trouble.
Just thinking about it, Ye Ling opened his eyes, and the prohibition outside the courtyard was touched.
In the next moment, the girl in red transformed into a mediocre, honest and stupid boy.
"Squeak——!"
The courtyard door was pushed open at once, and a cold wind was blown, and a man in a brocade robe walked in.
This is the look - the eyes grow to the top of the head.
And as soon as Momiji pushed open the door impatiently, he saw a young man in the courtyard who was not very well dressed and stared at him like a fool, as if he was looking at something so powerful, and he had goosebumps when he saw it.
"You're Ah Jiu?" Momiji glared at her: "What do you see?" Where do the eyes look? ”
Ye Ling scratched his head, smiled honestly, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I see that your clothes are so good-looking, I haven't worn such good-looking clothes since I was a child, and I envy you very much." ”
Momiji: "......" which poor boy with a bad horn, such a person can also save General Pang?
"Just a person like you, don't want to be like the young city lord in this life, I heard that you saved General Pang?" Momiji glanced at her and sat down directly on the stone bench in the courtyard, crossing Erlang's legs, looking like a gentleman, with eyes above the top.
"But no, if it weren't for my mother, I would have to come to Red Leaf City to find something to do, and I would still be farming at home, as for saving General Pang, that's what I should do." Ye Ling nodded again and again, indicating that he was right.
"Protecting the demon world, everyone is responsible, my mother told me since I was a child, General Pang is a very powerful person, and it is a blessing that I have cultivated for eight lifetimes to save the general."
"Young City Lord, I think you must be very powerful." Ye Ling opened his mouth.
"How?" Momiji raised his eyebrows, he wanted to see what else this fool could say.
"The young city lord died at a young age, and he took care of a city by himself, I think you are very powerful, and I want to learn from you." Ye Ling couldn't be more serious when he spoke, and he didn't look like he was lying.
"My dad isn't dead!" Momiji looked at this second fool, and his forehead jumped violently.
"Huh? But I just heard you talk about the young lord of Red Leaf City? This is all missing, where is the city lord? Ye Ling pretended to be confused, and for a while, as if he remembered something: "You sit down for a while, I'll go get you something to eat, make up for it, the young city lord must be under a lot of pressure." ”
Momiji's face couldn't be darker, it was a mistake for him to come here! This kind of fool can only be a ghost if he can enter the Demon Guard selection!
But he was originally here to dismount these two fools, and he was happy to watch others go about their business!
So, Momiji sat in the yard and waited with peace of mind.
At this end, Ye Ling also really entered the kitchen, but her next action made the entire kitchen silent.
I found the largest pot in the kitchen, peeled the sweet potatoes, cut them into lumps, and threw them directly into the pot, and the pumpkins were also cut and thrown directly into the pot, corn, radish, all of them were spared, and then I found a mallet, and hammered all the things in the pot into a paste, and the firewood began to boil.
Until the contents of the pot became like a pot of yellow and sticky porridge, Ye Ling put away the fire and brought it to the brocade-clothed young man in the courtyard.
"What the hell is this?" Momiji frowned, and looked at the pot of things in front of him with great disgust.
"You taste it? But it's nutritious, and I've been boiling it for a long time. Ye Ling smiled honestly and pushed the basin in front of him.
Hongye looked at it, this yellow pot of things is quite fragrant, a little like porridge, he will taste it.
This bite is incredible, the taste is excellent, spoonful after spoonful, eating until you can't stop, there are many people around the gate of the courtyard, there are people brought by his city lord's mansion, there are also all kinds of guests from the inn, and there are also people in the kitchen, all of them are stunned and look at the person who eats wildly.
Is it really the young city lord?
The man whose face was about to be buried in the basin arched left and right, like a pig arching and eating, gobbling it up.
The people in the kitchen are even more indescribable, this teenager did ...... If they were not mistaken, it was pig food from the countryside......
Everyone watched as the young city lord ate up this pot of pig food, and even licked the pot cleanly, as if he hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes.
After eating a pot of pig food, his belly was visibly bulging, and he collapsed on the stool with a satisfied expression, and hiccuped.
I didn't expect this kid to make things so delicious.
Ye Ling finally said with a smile at this time: "Look, I just said that you will also love to eat, and the old sow in my family can eat two large pots at a time!" The piglets under it are all white and fat. ”
Everyone: "......"
Momiji looked at him suddenly: "......" This is pig food?
He was just about to say something, and his stomach was tumbling.
He had a sudden throbbing pain in his lower abdomen, and then a dull ache erupted. I thought it was a bite to eat, so I rubbed it, but I didn't expect the pain to intensify suddenly, and the severe colic hit his lower abdomen, the pain was terrible, and his hand was pressed against his lower abdomen, and he rubbed it little by little, but it didn't relieve the pain at all. "Ah...... Yes! He hunched his back and slowly crouched down against the wall, unable to hold back his wail.
"What did you put in there?" Momiji gritted his teeth.
"I didn't put anything?" Ye Ling was even more confused: "Are you eating too much, can you hold on?" Just a little bit. ”
"Vulgar!" Momiji gritted his teeth.
"What? This is originally a coarse food, and the nutrition is good, I didn't think that you would eat so much, and I almost caught up with my old sow, you go back and shit quickly," Ye Ling also looked anxious.
"Someone...... Send me ...... Get back. "Momiji's teeth are about to be crushed! He couldn't hold it anymore!
A sharp pain rose in his stomach, irritating his nerves. His stomach seemed to be stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a heart-wrenching pain spread through his body. Bursts of pain came to him like the waves of a river and the waves, wave after wave.
He really couldn't help it, and his hands were bruised.
The subordinates of the city lord's mansion hurriedly stepped forward, and wanted to help them go, but the young city lord ate too much, just like a woman who was pregnant in June and July, and she couldn't help her at all, so she couldn't help it, so she went directly to eight people, and carried her young master out of the yard with her feet facing the sky.
Momiji felt like her stomach was rolling in hell. As if in the cloudless clear sky, a hole was suddenly torn, and in an instant, the darkness pierced his heart like a sharp knife, spinning, stinging, and the pain suddenly took over his stomach. After a while, the pain gradually subsided. However, it didn't take long for another round of pain to hit his body. Suddenly, it was as if there was a devil in the stomach, turning over the river and the sea, as if there was a "nuclear explosion" in the stomach.
In the next second, he had already walked through most of the street, and Momiji endured and endured, and finally couldn't help it.
He originally thought it was just a fart, and he let it go quietly, but who knows, with the fart, it's not just a fart!
But it was too late, and the yellow thing was rushing down like a waterfall, and needless to say, he knew that he had pulled some unspeakably disgusting thing in his crotch.
The man who carried him at the bottom almost wanted to cry without tears! It's disgusting! Can't say yet!
I thought this was the end, but who knew that their young city lord couldn't stop at all, and kept putting out a ridiculous serial fart, leaving puddles of yellow things along the way.
sprinkled them all over their heads and stinked all the way.
[In the 2020 Starlight Awards, Xiaofei Shrimp gave Zhanzhan to the Red Sea, protecting each other is never just talking, I hope that in 2021, Zhanzhan will be safe and smooth, and everything will go well! ] 】