One by one immediately let go of his hand, helped Yuan Shuang to look at Mu Yun angrily, and roared fiercely: "You are so bold, you dare to push the princess." ”

Hehe, you yellow-haired little girl, you're quite good at fighting people!

"It's you!" Yuan Shuang rubbed her sore buttocks, bit her lip, and said, "I think you don't want to live anymore, this princess has grown so big, and neither my father nor my mother have pushed me." ”

This opening sentence is very similar to Xia Yuyu in elementary school, like what: I grew so big, my parents never scolded me, and when I grew so big, my parents didn't beat me......

There is only one way to deal with someone who says such things, and that is to be his father and mother and educate her well.

"What's wrong with me pushing you?" Xia Yuyu stretched out his hand and pushed Yuan Shuang again.

The surprised Yuan Shuang and Yiyi didn't expect that there would be such a presumptuous person, and there was no way to deal with it for a while.

"I'll push you! Hey, what can you do with me?" Xia Yuyu pushed several times in a row.

"You ......" Yuan Shuang, who was pushed back again and again, flashed with anger in his wide eyes.

Ichigo was in front of Yuanshuang, and roared with a fierce expression: "You are trying to move the princess, believe it or not, I will tell the emperor and let him cut off your head." ”

Xia Yuyu, who hadn't quarreled for a long time, just needed one such scene to vent his suppressed emotions.

She took a deep breath, "Yo, you cute little Yaga, where are you so confident?" I just want to become an immortal when I become a person, and you go back to the emperor, can you see the emperor? It's as long as crawling out of the gutter, and I'm embarrassed to horn all day long. What else would you do other than the princess long princess short one? ”

As a maid in the deep palace, Yiyi had never seen this kind of scene, "Wow-" howled, "Princess, princess...... She scolded me. ”

Yuan Shuang took out the master's posture, protected her behind her, and was about to speak, Xia Yuyu took the lead and scolded: "This is a scolding, but just change people, right, it's okay, I'll kill one for you, and I'll kill one for you." ”

"You dare!"

"See if I dare!"

The two crossed their hands on their hips, and they were unconvinced by each other's stomachs together.

It seems that he wants to devour the other party with a fierce look.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Gangneung did not dare to step forward, turned around and ran to the hall.

In the hall, Wang Quanlin was asking Song Zirui about Su Mu's attitude towards the princess recently.

I heard Jiang Ling's breathless shout outside the house, "Governor, Governor is not good, Mu Yun....... Mu Yun and the princess quarreled. ”

"Huh? What did you say? Wang Quanlin got up and ran out of the hall with an arrow.

Song Zirui also followed out with a confused expression.

Before they reached the garden, they heard Yuan Shuang crying and shouting: "Wait and see, I'll go back and tell my father that he will cure your crimes, cut off your head, and kick this princess as a ball!" ”

Xia Yuyu snorted coldly and replied: "Yo, you look like you, elephant ears, panda eyes, and a sky-facing nose." A disabled arm is a leg, why do you still have a mouth that eats? ”

"Mu Yun!" Wang Quanlin listened to these unspeakable words, he was furious, and scolded sharply, "Make amends to the princess!" Xia Yuyu, who was scolding, was stunned for a moment and closed her mouth unhappily.

"I'll make you make amends to the princess!" Wang Quanlin emphasized again.

Mu Yun is also trying to help herself, how can she be wronged? Su Mu took a step forward and explained: "It's not Mu Yun's fault to return to the capital. ”

Wang Quanlin glared at Su Mu and roared, "It's not his fault, it's your fault!" ”

"I ......"

"Yes, that's right, it's his fault!" Xia Yuyu interrupted Su Mu's words and paused: "A big man was actually picked up by a woman in public!" Is there any man left? ”

Jiang Ling and Song Zirui laughed as if a full ball suddenly leaked.

Wang Quanlin looked stunned, and glanced back and forth at the unconvinced Yuan Shuang and the extremely embarrassed Su Mu.

For a moment, Wang Quanlin was also quite embarrassed, "Even if the princess picks up Su Mu's pants, it is a matter of course, what are you doing?" ”

"That's it," Jiang Ling echoed, "Mu Yun, even if you have never had a sweet love, you should know that this is the love of a young couple, and you must know how to avoid it!" ”

Avoid making you bigger! Labor protects the dignity of your men.

Yuan Shuang looked aggrieved, with a little crying, "Metropolitan Governor, I think this Mu Yun is satisfied that he can't get along with me, and he wants to murder this princess!" ”

"Princess, the subordinates are guaranteed by the head, Mu Yun has no intention of murder!" Su Mu hurriedly gave a salute to prove his innocence.

"If I say yes, I say yes!"

"Hiss~I ......"

"Shut up!" Wang Quanlin scolded Xia Yuyu angrily, turned his face humbly and respectfully bowed to Yuan Shuang, and said: "He is just a hairy head who pulls green poop, so what kind of murder does he have." ”

"I don't care! If you don't punish him today, the princess will set off for the palace. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I don't know how the princess plans to punish her? ”

Yuan Shuang "hummed" twice, frowned slightly, bit her lower lip and walked around Mu Yun, even the one who was still crying and crying instantly came to her senses.

Suddenly, Yuan Shuang froze in front of Mu Yun, a wonderful punishment flashed in her mind, and she laughed at the "hey, hey, hey, hey......" who knew each other one by one.

Xia Yuyu, who was laughing, felt a little hairy in his heart, and he knew that it must be some kind of strange punishment when he looked at this villain's triumphant smile.

"Yes!" Yuan Shuangchong handed over an idea one by one.

One by one, he immediately saluted happily and received the order: "Yes." ”

Xia Yuyu looked unconvinced, even if I tried any moves, if I Xia Yuyu said half a scared word, even if I lost!

Seeing that one by one went straight around the crowd, she picked up a thin branch and played a few times in the stone crevice of the garden.

Wang Quanlin and Su Mu looked at each other in confusion.

Soon, a centipede crawled out quickly wriggling, pinched his fingers excitedly, lifted the centipede, and shouted: "Found it, princess, I found it!" ”

Xia Yuyu looked at the centipedes struggling in his hands in astonishment, his spine was numb, and he couldn't help but shiver.

Yuan Shuang looked satisfied, and said to Wang Quanlin: "Then punish him for eating this worm!"

"This ......"

Song Zirui saw that Wang Quanlin was speechless for a while, and stepped forward to plead, "The princess centipede is poisonous, please remember that Mu Yun is a first-time offender, and this live centipede will be spared." ”

"Of course I know it's poisonous." Yuan Shuang looked disdainful and glanced at him, "I just want it to crawl into his throat, eat the heart first, then chew the intestines, and finally crawl out of it." ”

With that, Yuan Shuang pointed at Mu Yun's buttocks.

Just listening to it is oozing enough, as if there is already a worm with a thousand legs wriggling in the throat.

"Princess, your punishment will kill you." Gangneung persuaded.

But Yuanshuang didn't pay attention to a few people at all, and nodded at the maid.

happened to announce the personal vendetta one by one, and immediately brought the centipede to Xia Yuyu.

Huh~ Seeing the centipede, Xia Yuyu, who was still domineering just now, was immediately frightened and didn't dare to face the centipede.

I didn't dare to squeak, and I didn't even dare to breathe, for fear that an unintentional movement would let it get into my mouth.

"Open the most" stood on tiptoe one by one, brought the centipede to Xia Yuyu's face, and commanded with an imposing attitude.

Xia Yuyu closed her lips tightly and shook her head violently.

"Princess, he ......" As soon as the words came to his lips, he saw a hand snatch the centipede from his hand.

"Su Mu?"

"Su Mu, you ......"

Before everyone could react, Su Mu had already swallowed the wriggling centipede alive.

Jiang Ling hurriedly slapped his back on the card, and said anxiously: "Spit it out, spit it out!" ”

Su Mu pushed Jiang Ling away and looked at Yuan Shuang angrily.

Yuan Shuang covered her mouth in horror and retreated again and again, originally she just wanted to scare Mu Yun, how could she have thought that Su Mu really ate that thing in order to protect him.

"Is the princess satisfied?" Su Mu asked coldly.

The stunned Princess Yuanshuang didn't know how to answer.

One by one, he immediately showed the posture of a loyal dog protector, and asked Su Mu in front of her, "...... You're so bold, who made you eat? ”

Although he is the protector, he has no momentum at all, and he stammers when he speaks.

Su Mu didn't pay attention to them at all, and Chong Yuanshuang continued to ask: "Please go back to the princess, you don't have to come out again if you have nothing to do." ”

"You're going to ...... it"

Yuan Shuang, who knew that she had gone too far, pulled Yiyi's clothes and said in a low voice: "Don't talk about it." ”

"What did you say, princess?" Maybe the voice was too quiet, and one by one turned around and asked.

Yuan Shuang looked embarrassed and whispered again: "Are you deaf?" ”

"Princess, what the hell are you talking about?" His face was full of confusion and he blinked with a pair of big eyes.

Yuan Shuang took a long breath speechlessly, her chest rose and fell rhythmically, and she yelled in her ear, "I'll let you go, are you deaf?" ”

"Then they ......"

"Then what, don't go quickly!"

Yuan Shuang angrily bumped away from Dejiangling, who was standing in front of him, and strode towards the Wind Chime Pavilion.

As soon as the two of them walked away, Su Mu's face changed greatly, his whole body trembled, and his chest ached.

Suddenly, his throat was slightly sweet, and a mouthful of blood spurted into the ground.

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly stretched out their hands to help each other, Xia Yuyu looked at the slightly blackened blood stains on the ground, and put the groggy Su Mu on his shoulder in horror.

shouted anxiously, "Su Mu, Su Mu, you must not die." ”

Su Mu, who endured the pain in his chest, trembled and said, "It's better to die, so as not to marry such a shrew." ”

Shrew? Xia Yuyu quickly brushed his thoughts, it turned out that Su Mu didn't like shrews, so his mouth cannon kung fu just now was as good as that of the princess!

Wang Quanlin unhurriedly took out a black pill in his arms, and stuffed it into Su Mu's mouth without saying what medicine it was.

"Master, what is this?" Xia Yuyu asked tentatively.

"I haven't decided on a name yet."

"Huh?" Several people's eyes widened instantly, and Su Mu even vomited twice and wanted to vomit.

gave Wang Quanlin a hurried order, "Don't vomit!" Then he continued proudly: "Because it can cure any poison, so I didn't think of a name." ”

A few people breathed a sigh of relief, looking like it was.

Although Su Mu had already taken the antidote, Song Zirui still complained dissatisfiedly: "There are so many princesses in this emperor, why do you want such a rude and willful princess to be given to you." ”

"I think the princess is very cute, hehe......." Jiang Ling actually let out a scumbag's unique smirk.

In an instant, the eyes of several people glared at him, as agreed, and at the same time scolded: "Jiangling, are you blind?" ”

Jiang Ling was stunned by the roar, and immediately came back to his senses, and quibbled: "It's just casual talk, but Mu Yun, I doubt now that you secretly worship my mother as a teacher, and your mouth is so powerful." ”