Chapter 16: Peggy Boar
Zhou Zhou remembered the decision to be the store manager and felt that this idea was feasible, so he went to find Qinghuan, who seemed to be easy to talk to.
"Why do you want to be a merchant?Where do your goods come from?" Qing Huan was at a loss for a moment and grasped the point.
Zhou Zhou secretly wiped a cold sweat, looking quite confused, but it was not easy to be confused, so he said seriously: "Don't care about these first, let's talk about the store first." β
Qing Huan hesitated: "Build a house in the forest......?"
Zhou Zhou hugged Qing Huan with a bear: "That's okay, little baby Qing Huan, I know that you are the gentlest!" and then began to make a forest.
Hurry up before he reacts. Zhou Zhou thought.
Qing Huan still maintained the posture when he was hugged, forgetting what he wanted to say for a while, looking at the forest that had been cleared out of a clearing, and Zhou Zhou, who was running around, covered his beating heart, frowned and rubbed vigorously: "Strange." β
Zhou Zhou couldn't be busy by herself, and she got all the animals in the forest out, she shouted with a loudspeaker: "Brothers, time is long, and the days are endless, why don't you raise the candle?"
She grabbed the big round-eared bear who liked to steal honey and slept lazilyβI don't know if you remember the stupid bear that scared Zhou Zhou out in the first chapterβand passed the voice: "Brother, you won't abandon your good brother, right?"
Big Bear covered his face and secretly looked at him: I'm older than you......
Zhou Zhou blinked a pair of sharp phoenix eyes: "This is not a problem!
If the pavilion chief was here, he would definitely say, "Where did this come?" Zhou Zhou made a funny expression with the face of an iceberg male god, and he was really a god......
It's a pity he's not there.
Of course, if the pavilion chief is here, he will definitely not let things develop to this point......
Where did he go?
Have you all forgotten that this thing doesn't have a body yet?Qing Huan stepped up to make a body that was exactly the same as the pavilion chief before his death, because the power generated this time has no container (nonsense, Zhou Zhou has to die here again), so it is a little more difficult, that is, the victory rate of one in ten thousand.
Zhou Zhou once grabbed Qing Huan's collar and asked strangely, "You're not worried about him?"
Qing Huan said, "Why should I worry?"
Zhou Zhou collapsed and wanted to say: Don't you worry about me, worry! We made a contract, he is going to die, I am dead, I am dead, can you live if I die?
I heard Qing Huan continue as if unintentionally: "He won't die." "The voice is very ordinary, not even firm.
But Zhou Zhou was stunned, if you really want to say Qing Huan's thoughts and tone, it is probably similar to pointing to the big sun in the sky and saying "Today is a sunny day".
Cutting off our thoughts, we are faced with the problem of this time first.
Zhou Zhou hired (forced) a laborer stupid bear, and then shouted with a loudspeaker: "Brothers, don't waste your time because of the senseless beauty of the world, we must work! Labor is the most glorious!"
The animals that heard the sound looked at her blankly.
A squirrel spirit understood her words, rolled his eyes and thought about how perfect it was to eat, sleep and sleep, and the fool would go with you. Then he smashed a pine cone at her, which means "Are you full of food?" The animals saw the squirrel's action, and they all wondered: Is this strange human hungry?
So countless foods were thrown at Zhou Zhou, those who had eaten and had not eaten, raw and cooked, and vegetarian meat......
Zhou Zhou: "......"
Zhou Zhou pulled down half of the banana from his face: "I'm not going to eat......"
The animals clawed: No thanks, we have enough to eat.
Zhou Zhou: "......"
The animals sincerely say, "Even though we don't have enough to eat, we don't have enough clothes......
Zhou Zhou: "Do you need clothes......
Animals: destitute, hungry and cold...... But we will selflessly help those in need.
Zhou Zhou: "This temperature doesn't make you hot, tell me you're cold?"
"Are you still hungry......?" Zhou Zhou casually pointed to a slick fox, "I wonder which pig looks like a fox?"
The wild boar was not happy to hear this, and grinned with a mouthful of big fangs: "Hmph, don't put me with the dead fox, I'm not as stupid as her!"
Zhou Zhou smiled coldly: "Hey, mom, you still have the face to say that you are a person, you go up to the river to take a picture yourself, poor people, the thin ones are only skinned and meaty." "Zhou Zhou thinks she is a civilized person, she didn't say that you soaked, so why take care of yourself.
The wild boar raised his nose proudly: "That's, hum, I exercise every day, and the leather bag is full of muscles." β
Zhou Zhou took a deep breath: "Then am I ......" I hate talking to unsmart people the most, and he can't understand scolding him.
The wild boar's eyes looked into the distance, deep and profound, as if with endless vicissitudes of life: "You don't have to slander yourself, there are few pigs like me in the world, and it's normal for you to be incomparable." The wild boar turned his hips indifferently, and in the eyes of the adoring animals, he hid his merit and fame: "By the way, I have a name, my name is Peggy." β
The animals followed Peggy the boar.
The first transfer of all staff, failed.
Qing Huan: "......" There are no tigers in the mountains, and wild boars are the overlords.
Zhou Zhou wanted to cry without tears: "Qinghuan, ......"
Qing Huan: "That, it's okay...... Poof, don't hurt...... Haha......ha
Zhou Zhou shook his sleeves and left the Soul Forest: "......, why don't I do it...... I'm......
Qing Huan saw that the matter was getting bigger, so he hurriedly stopped laughing and grabbed him: "Hello, don't go, don't go." β
Zhou Zhou looked back at him expressionlessly.
Qinghuan: "Poof." β
Zhou Zhou flicked his sleeves indignantly.
Qing Huan hurriedly covered his mouth: "I, I don't laugh hahaha, it's really ......"
Zhou Zhou: "If you do this again, we will be friends." β
Qing Huan raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
Zhou Zhou: "It's the boat of my friendship with you that capsized." β
Qing Huan was anxious: "Don't, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, you can forgive me......"
Zhou Zhou stepped forward: "Because ...... How can you fall in love without capsizing?"
It's cool to flirt for a while, and it's always cool to flirt all the time.
Qing Huan seemed stunned, his eyes blank.
This stunned way is also different from ordinary people, and the whole body is still glowing...... emmmm......
Zhou Zhou hurriedly said before Qing Huan was about to react and the light quickly dissipated, "What were you going to say just now?"
Qing Huan glanced at him helplessly, and the words he wanted to say lingered in his throat and barely swallowed: "What I want to say is that most of the beasts here have not generated spiritual intelligence, and only a few of you can understand the sound in the past." β
Zhou Zhou intuitively felt that something was wrong with Qing Huan, but this feeling was minimal, so she didn't care, raised her hand and asked, "Then why can that wild boar Peggy speak?"
Qing Huan: "Its cultivation is the highest, it is the manager of this forest, and it helps me watch ...... when I am not there."
Zhou Zhou: When you came out of the tiger and lion, you actually let the pig be the head.
Qing Huan saw her thoughts: "Don't underestimate pigs, you humans are always like this......"
Zhou Zhou hurriedly defended: "I didn't! I know!"
Qing Huan looked at her seriously and motioned for her to explain herself.
Zhou Zhou talked eloquently: "According to expert analysis, there are more than 100,000 animals in the world, but the IQ of pigs is ranked 10th. The cultivated pig IQ should be able to reach the level of 3~4-year-old children.
Pigs are among the animals with a higher IQ. American scientists have found through experiments that pigs can quickly learn some simple ways to use props, second only to the chimpanzee with the highest IQ among animals.
Pigs have a very sensitive sense of smell, and many countries have used pigs to search for drugs and contraband at customs and airports. β
Zhou Zhou grinned.
Qing Huan held his forehead: "Then why do you look down on pigs so much?"
Zhou Zhou: "...... "How do I explain this? Could it be a habitual reflex? But I know that pigs are very smart, why do I have a conditioned reflex?"
Zhou Zhou pondered and meditated, and in order to hide her hesitation, she conjured up a 2B pencil and a drawing board.
By the way, the pig still has a name.
Call...... Peggy......
Zhou Zhou thought about it, so he drew a Paige on the drawing board, and happily mentioned the word "Peggy".
Then poked Qing Huan, who was waiting for her to answer in a daze, and said, "You are like this pig." β
Qing Huan was furious: "Where is Peggy like me, Peggy is obviously very good, isn't it?" He directly snatched Zhou Zhou's brush and painted a villain similar to the Chinese Q version in the blank space next to the drawing board, "You talk like this person is obscene." β
Zhou Zhou looked at this person, with white hair, slanted eyes, a stinky fart, and a blank face: "Who is this person?"
Qinghuan: "......"
Qing Huan was not interested: "No one." β
Qing Huan got up and left dejectedly: "I'll go first......"
Zhou Zhou smiled.
I saw Qing Huan's tall figure covered by leaves, and the jungle was quiet......
Qing Huan turned around abruptly and startled a puddle of sparrows: "Oh no, I didn't mean to talk about this at first!"
Zhou Zhou sighed regretfully: "You actually reacted." β
Qing Huan instantly understood what was going on.
Zhou Zhou crossed his arms and looked at him for a long time.
Qing Huan's anger was rekindled, and he rushed directly at Zhou Zhou: "Zhou Zhou, you are too much!"
Zhou Zhou didn't expect him to be like this, so he hurriedly dodged: "Qinghuan, calm down, if I knew that you were so easy to deceive, I wouldn't lie to you!"
Yes, it's okay not to say it, after saying it, Qinghuan is ready to die with her.
Zhou Zhou is a mage anyway, but the mage's killing tricks are really not good, and Qinghuan's legal system is stronger than her.
Poor Zhou Zhou, a sick mage, was knocked down by a thin forest berserker.
Qing Huan stuck Zhou Zhou's neck, and Zhou Zhou put a foot on him to block it...... Moment......
Zhou Zhou began to pinch Qinghuan's waist, the waist is the key point, although the nose is too, but it is a pity to have such a beautiful face.
Qing Huan also has the same concerns, and if he doesn't fight, he doesn't know that Qing Huan is actually shorter than Zhou Zhou......
Qing Huan also stretched out his hand to reach Zhou Zhou's waist, and pressed the other hand on his waist.
"What are you doing?"
Just as the fight was in full swing, I suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice, which was not a small shock.
Zhou Zhou was about to ask aggressively: Where did you come from, report your name! Qing Huan, whose face was in Zhou Zhou's neck socket, suddenly shouted happily: "Pavilion Chief!" Don't get me wrong, Qing Huan just wanted to make Zhou Zhou's legs uncomfortable......
Zhou Zhou felt that she probably couldn't ask for her ears, she turned her head with difficulty, and a fluffy head next to her neck should not be too itchy, which caused Zhou Zhou not to see the pavilion chief's current face at all, but saw a pair of slender and straight legs, and a wide cyan mage robe on the outside.
It's worth complaining about here, Zhou Zhou has been holding back the "green hat" complaint for so long, and he is balanced when he sees others like this, although they may not know what a green hat means......
The pavilion chief said coldly, "How long are you on the ground?"
Zhou Zhou hurriedly put down her leg, and Qing Huan hurriedly withdrew his hand.
Although Zhou Zhou's physical toughness is not bad, he has been riding for so long......
There is no doubt that the numb is off.
So Zhou Zhou was unstable and pounced directly on Qing Huan's body.
Now that the legs are down, their posture has probably become......
Knock?
Qing Huan turned his head and hid his red face: "Zhou Zhou, can you stay away from me......"
Zhou Zhou didn't see it well, his face turned red with anger! She hurriedly cried: "You know that you made my physical fitness, it's very good that I can still hold my hands now." Zhou Zhou suddenly felt a chill.
The pavilion chief's face darkened, and the cold air was swishing, he grabbed Zhou Zhou with one hand and threw him into the air: "You did it on purpose." β
Zhou Zhou hurriedly stretched out his hand to pinch the trick, supported by the feather falling technique, and his body turned in a circle in the air lightly, landing on his toes and landing silently.
Zhou Zhou patted his chest: It's okay, it's okay, the image is still there, and I haven't lost it.
And then there was serious nonsense...... Phew, it's an explanation: "No, no, no, you misunderstood, I ......"
The pavilion chief looked at her sideways, hooked his lips, and sneered again. Zhou Zhou shuddered and silently closed his mouth.
In his absence, what did this bastard kid do to Qing Huan?
They're all developing so fast, and he dares to say that he didn't do anything?
Dare not do it, not a person, a pig and a dog are not as good!
Zhou Zhou looked at this with an inexplicable familiar expression.
She looked the pavilion chief up and down: white hair, beautiful curved eyes slightly raised, inexplicably sarcastic, full lips, but always sneering, and ...... It's so mean that it's exactly like the villain that Qing Huan painted!
Zhou Zhou covered his eyes and secretly glanced at the drawing board that was lying on the side, secretly hoping that the pavilion chief would not see it.
Qing Huan glanced at Zhou Zhou with a weak heart, and smiled flatteringly: Don't expose me.
Zhou Zhou replied to him with a self-seeking look.
Qinghuan: ......
The pavilion chief didn't expect that these two people would be able to flirt in front of him, and their feelings were so good? Combined with the scene he had just seen, his face changed, he grabbed Qing Huan's hand and left, glaring at Zhou Zhou meaninglessly before leaving.
Qing Huan looked back affectionately: Zhou Zhou save me!
Zhou Zhou also looked back sadly: Qinghuan! I will burn paper for you!
Pavilion Chief: "......"
Qing Huan was dragged away, thinking that he must have painted the pavilion chief's little head behind his back and slandered him, and he was angry. Qing Huan followed the pavilion chief dejectedly.
The pavilion chief sneered angrily, and he found that the most common thing he did after he came out was to sneer: "What?
Qing Huan didn't listen carefully, anyway, he must have been training him: "Well......"
The pavilion chief clasped Qing Huan's wrist and his eyes were split: "You like him so much?" ......What about me? What should I do? He still didn't say anything, he likes to be like this when he likes a person, he can't even lose his dignity.
Qing Huan thought about admitting his mistake quickly, and saw that the pavilion chief was so angry that his expression couldn't hold back: "Hmm...... "What, what? What do you mean by liking him so much?"
The pavilion chief closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling.
Qing Huan and Zhou Zhou, who came to eavesdrop uneasily: "???" were confused.
Qing Huan couldn't see it, he actually made the pavilion chief cry quickly, he was funny and the abbot for a while, the pavilion chief was actually a person who would cry angrily when he was drawn a villain......
He didn't dare to delay, otherwise what if the pavilion chief recalled it and was so ashamed that he drew his sword directly...... Although the family is a mage.
"Pavilion chief, I didn't mean to ......"
The pavilion chief opened his eyes: What do you mean?
"I was just excited, so I did it......"
What he meant...... Already know I like him?
Momentarily excited? Momentarily excited?
Qing Huan mustered up his courage: "I'm really sorry I painted your portrait! I fought with Zhou Zhou for this......
The pavilion chief's eyes widened, wasn't it what he thought, and shock and ecstasy appeared in his eyes: "You, draw me?"
Qing Huan spoke too fast for a while, ignored the pavilion chief's words, and said uneasily: "I know that the fight is wrong, so I deeply understand my ......" Before the words fell, he was pulled into a chest that was not too wide, and he felt from the vibration of his chest that the pavilion chief was laughing.
He's laughing?
Zhou Zhou, who was watching "On How to Divide the Body of an Angry Teenager" from behind, was caught off guard against a wave of dog food attacks.
Zhou Zhou: ......
Zhou Zhou smiled: A hundred years of good luck and early birth of a noble son.
The atmosphere slowly eased, Zhou Zhou continued to smile and stood aside to watch this pair of little couples engage in the base, wow, so warm and hobbies......
Good......
It's so sour!!Mom, the world owes me a boyfriend! Zhou Zhou thought that he would quickly call a boyfriend to show his affection
Qing Huan saw that the pavilion chief smiled, then he must be in a good mood, after all, the pavilion chief's face was expressionless all the year round, except for a sneer, naturally blessed his little life to be saved, there should be no accident, and suddenly remembered an inconsequential matter.
He struggled out of the pavilion chief's arms and showed his head: "By the way, pavilion chief, I have a gender." β