Chapter 393: Eccentric Huang Yaoshi
Although Guo Fu belongs to the most unpopular one in the original book of the Condor, I have to say that the mistakes she made were all unintentional mistakes made because of her rudeness and willfulness.
To put it bluntly, he is a bear child who is spoiled by his parents and keeps getting into trouble!
What do you say about such a bear child, that is, the kind of person who wants to beat up anyone who sees it, if there is no corresponding family background, someone would have made them realize the cruelty of society.
However, Guo Fu is still young at this time, and she has not done anything disgusting, but judging from what she did before, the degree of rudeness and willfulness can also be seen.
Huang Shaohong has no intention of bullying children, and he also sincerely respects his father Guo Daxia's feelings of 'chivalrous man, for the country and the people'.
It's just that Guo Fu was arrogant and domineering in front of him, which hindered his eyes, so he decided to leave a deep impression on this girl.
Of course, this is also to help Guo Daxia give this unlucky child a good social teaching lesson, and by the way, he will give some souvenirs or something.
Like what...... The hairstyle of Hollywood tough guy 'Guoda Statham'!
Unexpectedly, as soon as Li Mochou was asked to do it, the family found him.
Two small pebbles shot into the forest and hit Li Mochou's shoulder at one moment, obviously forcing her to let go of the hand that grabbed Guo Fu.
The other one is for blocking, hitting in the air, but if Huang Shaohong wants to rescue Li Mochou or arrest Guo Fu again, he will have to face the small pebble of hard steel.
These two small pebbles are stimulated by some divine power, although the shape is small, the sound of breaking the sky is loud and abnormal, and the power attached to them, it can be imagined, must be the power of a thousand jun, almost the full force of the top master.
Huang Shaohong doesn't need to think about it to know that it must be the Yellow Island Lord of the East China Sea, and these two small pebbles are one of his famous stunts.
Anyone can snap a finger, but the magic in the ordinary can be described as a miracle.
Only these two stones, looking at the Condor World, can be counted with ten fingers that can be blocked.
And Huang Shaohong himself happens to be one of them.
He immediately moved, and the magic under his feet spread out instantly, blocking in front of Li Mochou in an instant, and at the same time, he grabbed the two stones in his hands with tiger claws.
When he started, his hands shook and 'banged' twice, and the two stones collided with his palms, and they exploded into powder.
Huang Shaohong was surprised, and felt that the strength and power of these two stones were no weaker than ordinary pistol bullets.
"Huh......?"
Seeing Huang Shaohong catching the two stones with tiger claws in both hands, there was a sound of doubt outside the forest.
Huang Shaohong smiled loudly at Lin Wai: "But the Lord of Peach Blossom Island has arrived, since he is here, please show up, hide and hide, hide and hide, it's not the style of the Eastern Evil!" ”
"Humph!"
With a cold snort, a thin blue-robed strange man walked in from outside the forest, only to see that this person had no expression on his face, like a living person, and like a zombie.
When Guo Fu saw this person, he immediately smiled and shouted: "Grandpa, they have killed all the eagles, quickly kill these people to avenge our eagles!" ”
The strange man snorted again, but this time in front of Guo Fu, his voice was much softened, but after Guo Fu heard it, he was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to speak nonsense.
Huang Shaohong also felt uncomfortable when he looked at the mask on Huang Yaoshi's face, knowing what kind of human skin mask it was, in fact, it was the skin peeled off from the face of a dead man, and he felt disgusted when he looked at it, so he immediately snorted and said:
"Why don't you take off your mask and let the younger generations see the style of their predecessors!"
The strange man's gaze turned to Huang Shaohong, his eyes shrank, his eyes showed a look of thought, and then to everyone's surprise, after a while, he actually reached out and took off the human skin mask on his face, revealing his true face inside.
Originally, this strange man in Tsing Yi made people feel disgusted when they saw it, but as soon as this mask was gone, they saw that his appearance was clear, his demeanor was cool, Xiao Shuxuan's demeanor, and he was like a god, so that everyone could see it, and their eyes couldn't help but light up.
It's really a good image of a worldly master.
"Are you Lu Qingdu?"
When Huang Yaoshi asked this, his tone was flat, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry, but his eyes were cloudy, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Huang Shaohong was already ready to do it, but he couldn't help but be a little surprised when Huang Yaoshi called out his name, and he didn't know how the name 'Lu Qingdu' could get into the ears of Dongxie.
Immediately smiled: "Lu Qingdu is the name of the past, and the poor road is now full of truth, and the road number is quiet!" ”
After Huang Shaohong finished speaking, he seemed to see a fleeting look of appreciation in Huang Yaoshi's eyes.
Then I heard Huang Yaoshi ask, "What is the explanation of this Dao number?" ”
Huang Shaohong coughed lightly twice, and for the first time said the meaning of his road name in front of people:
"The meaning is very simple, it means 'don't bother me, I want to be quiet'!"
“......”
When everyone was speechless, they couldn't help but wonder, this number is really simple and straightforward.
Huang Yaoshi showed a smile on his face, and then asked with interest, "Old man Ke's tooth was knocked out by you?" ”
Guo Fu was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "It turns out that you are the bad guy who beat the master!" ”
"Fu'er......" Huang Laoxi's eyes swept away, and Guo Fu pouted again and stopped talking.
Huang Shaohong nodded: "The technique of tooth extraction is good, right?" ”
Huang Yaoshi's expression was solemn: "Do you know that although Ke Zhenwei is not good at martial arts and has low strength, his disciple is my son-in-law Guo Jing, so you are not afraid that Guo Xiaozi will come to you for trouble?" ”
Huang Shaohong said with a look of remorse: "Don't say it, I still regret it!" ”
Guo Fu saw that Huang Shaohong heard his father's name and said something regretful, and couldn't help but snort, his chin raised high.
A trace of disappointment and disdain flashed in Huang Laoxie's eyes: "Oh? Are you scared? So you regret beating Ke Zhen evil? ”
Huang Shaohong shook his head, and continued: "No, you don't know that I have a serious obsessive-compulsive disorder, I regret that I directly knocked Ke Zhenwei unconscious, if he scolds me again, I will have a reason to knock out the tooth on the other side!" ”
After he finished speaking, he showed a very disappointed expression on his face and sighed: "Hey, it's a pity that I didn't do my job!" ”
Huang Yaoshi laughed when he heard this, although he didn't know what obsessive-compulsive disorder was, but he also knew that the kid in front of him was cheap and good, and if he said something ridiculous, he immediately laughed:
"You're good, doing what I wanted to do but didn't!"
Only then did everyone understand that the Eastern Evil had long wanted to beat Ke Zhen Evil.
Huang Yaoshi pointed at Guo Xiang and said to Huang Shaohong: "Let people go, you little fat man beat Old Man Ke, and he went out of the sect and beat the ancestor, he is very angry with me, I won't embarrass you today!" ”
The others secretly slandered in their hearts when they heard this: "What kind of person is this, it is really worthy of the East Evil to your taste!" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and stretched out a finger: "First, don't call me fat, and second, I said that I would shave Miss Guo's hair, and I will do what I say!" ”
After he finished speaking, he commanded behind him, "Big girl, what are you waiting for? ”
Li Mochou looked at Huang Yaoshi, whose expression was serious, and there was a trace of hesitation in his eyes, but he instantly made up his mind and wiped it directly on Guo Fu's head with his palm.
"Look for death!"
Huang Yaoshi didn't expect that someone in the world would dare to move his granddaughter in front of him, and immediately his face was gloomy as water, and with a flick of his fingers, a small pebble shot towards Li Mochou again with a whistling sound.
This time it went straight to the throat, and it turned out to be the rhythm of killing.
At the same time that the East Evil Stone popped out, his left hand was raised and he pressed it twice towards Huang Shaohong, but it was one of the peerless skills of Peach Blossom Island, 'Splitting Palm Power'.
Huang Shaohong felt that his breath was stagnant, and two volleys had already slashed in front of him, preventing himself from saving Li Mochou.
It is conceivable that the Eastern Evil has a heart of killing, if Huang Shaohong can't be rescued, although this stone is small, where can Li Mochou live.
Huang Shaohong didn't care about the strength of his palm and his body, his body flashed, he stretched out his hand to grab it again, and once again grabbed the stone shot out by Huang Yaoshi's finger magic power in his hand.
At the same time, only two 'bang' sounds were heard, and there were already two more handprints on the robe in front of him, and the fabric on the handprints was directly gray, revealing the skin inside.
Huang Shaohong was slapped twice, but his body didn't even shake, I have to say that the splitting palm of Peach Blossom Island is really much worse than the 'snap of the fingers', the average martial artist may suffer some internal injuries after two blows, but for him, it is no different from tickling.
At this time, Li Mochou's palm had already brushed over the top of Guo Fu's head, and thousands of green silks were falling everywhere, revealing a round and glorious bald head.
The martial arts brothers who were caught by a group of people who were caught quickly saw Guo Fu turn bald, their eyes were red, and they cried loudly: "Sister Fu......!" ”
Where did Guo Fu still have the mind to take care of them, looking at his long hair falling was already stupid, the next moment suddenly his eyes rolled, his body softened, and he fainted, if there was no Li Mochou by his side, he would have fallen to the ground directly.
Huang Shaohong was a little puzzled, was the blow of shaving his hair so big?
Huang Yaoshi looked at his granddaughter fainting, surprisingly not angry, and looked at the place where Huang Shaohong's chest was hit by his hollow palm, and sighed lightly:
"Copper skin and iron bones, sure enough...... Sure enough......"
He said two 'sure enough' in a row, but sure enough, he didn't say anything, and then shouted at Huang Shaohong: "Are you so satisfied?" Don't let me go yet! ”
"Oh...... Oh......."
Huang Shaohong was also a little confused, in his opinion, he shaved Guo Fu on his side, Huang Laoxie would definitely have to play with his life, no one expected him to have this attitude.
What has been said will be counted, Huang Shaohong said to shave Guo Fu's hair, and now that it has been done, this person naturally wants to let it go, and immediately commanded behind him:
"Let go!"
Li Mochou pressed his palm on Guo Fu's vest, and with a light palm, Guo Fu was already sent by her to fly up, landed in front of Huang Yaoshi, and was copied by Dongxie's hand and held in his arms.
Over there, Shen Tu Kai saw that the people had been released here, and he didn't dare to offend the Eastern Evil, so he hurriedly ordered his subordinates to release the martial arts brothers.
Who would have thought that Huang Yaoshi's eyes glared: "What to put it, my granddaughter's hair is all down, what's the use of keeping the hair of these two fools...... Just as stupid as their master! ”
Huang Shaohong showed a smile on the corner of his mouth when he heard this, this Eastern Evil is really evil, and he waved his hand and asked Li Mochou to get the hair of the martial arts brothers bare, buy one and get two free, and the benevolence and righteousness of his business have been exhausted.
He pointed to the two eagles: "Lord Huangdao, these two eagles can be discussed, as long as you take out any gold and silver treasures, martial arts cheats, 'finger magic powers' or something, in exchange, I can give these two eagles unharmed, and return them to you!" ”
Huang Yaoshi responded to him with a mocking sneer, which means that you have a good calculation!
Huang Shaohong gritted his teeth, thinking that I didn't dare, and immediately shouted: "Plucking!" ”
Two quarters of an hour later, the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master put Guo Fu on the back of the sweaty BMW and led the sweaty and bloody BMW that walked like a drunk and had severe sequelae of concussion out of the woods.
Behind Huang Yaoshi, the two martial arts brothers who were incarnated as disciples of Buddhism, one of them also walked out of the woods holding a huge white-striped chicken.
Fortunately, during the whole process of hair removal, the two eagles were still in a coma, and they did not feel the slightest pain, but they did not know if they were satisfied with their new shape after waking up.
The two martial brothers shouted viciously into the woods: "Li Mochou, we will definitely avenge the enmity between Sister Fu and my mother!" ”
Huang Yaoshi shouted impatiently: "Don't leave quickly, the embarrassing thing, if it weren't for the face of your master, I would have killed you now!" ”
The Eastern Evil is an informal law, but it has always believed that loyalty and filial piety are the main festivals, and now when they hear that the martial brothers put their granddaughter's shaving hatred alongside their mother's hatred, and put it before their mother's hatred, they are very displeased, and naturally they will not give the martial brothers any good looks.
The two martial brothers could only hang their heads and follow quickly, for fear of slowing down and angering the moody master again.
Huang Shaohong stood in the forest, looking at the back of Dong Xie in confusion, he always felt that today's matter was evil, shouldn't the script be Huang Laoxi's seeing his granddaughter shaved her head, playing with herself, and not dying?
Why did it just forget like this, when did the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master become so good at talking?
Li Mochou walked to his side, also looked at Huang Yaoshi and the others who were far away, and said: "I am always sure that there is something special in the way he looks at you, I can't say what it is, but there is always no malice!" ”
Huang Shaohong rubbed his nose and turned his head to look at Li Mochou: "Why are you talking to me again?" ”
Li Mochou's face instantly blushed, turned his head to look at Huang Shaohong's face, and asked in a very low voice: "Why are you so good-looking in my eyes now, but in Ling Bo's eyes, you are still that fat man?" ”
"Uh......" Huang Shaohong was startled, and hurriedly asked, "What do you think I look like?" When did I see the change? ”
Li Mochou saw his reaction so much, so he didn't talk nonsense: "It was just yesterday...... Last night, you ....... me At that time, there was a sudden change, I thought you used the disguise technique, but after asking Ling Bo today, I found out that you are two completely different people in the eyes of others and in my eyes! ”
Huang Shaohong probably understood what was going on, it must have been because her relationship with Li Mochou was too close yesterday, which caused her to see her true appearance.
Immediately snorted: "You must have been stimulated yesterday, so you hallucinated about me, you have a wrong idea about me, I warn you to stop this shameless thought, this Taoist master is already famous!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and slipped away, went to find Yelu Chucai's family, and went to the ultimatum.
Leaving Li Mochou to whisper in a low voice: "Phew, who has thoughts about you, shameless...... But it's really beautiful......"