Volume 1 The Year of the Hair Bundle Chapter 87 Premeditated
Now that their faces have been torn, there is no need for the two of them to stay together anymore, after each of them made a phone call, Jiang Dahai returned to the car alone, after all, it was still warm in the car.
In fact, Jiang Dahai looked at the person outside who was shivering in the cold wind, and he was also moved a little compassion, but the poor man must have something to hate, who let him have the bones of a man but want to do such a depraved deed?
Jiang Dahai's car is now playing the song "Old Boy", he feels that it is not easy for people to live a lifetime, ordinary people rush to work every day, rush to do business, rush home, rush to pick up children, everyone is forced to race against time with a full schedule, and the mental pressure is already very great.
This is good, don't contribute to the society, forget it, but have to make trouble for these ordinary people who are running around for a living, other people's living conditions have improved, and it is convenient to buy a car, you bastards just take the helplessness of others in a hurry as a bargaining chip for yourself, which is really unbearable!
Now shivering and pretending to be pitiful? Deserve!
However, Jiang Dahai does not have any savior complex, he is not interested in catching all these people, as long as he doesn't let himself meet.
As long as he meets, he will never be polite, because he doesn't need to hurry, there is a group of reliable little brothers in the store to help him watch, he has time to spend with this group of people, not only consume, but also disgusting him, disgusting to the point that he will have a psychological shadow when he thinks of touching porcelain in the future, since persuasion and education are useless, then it will really make you uncomfortable!
After a while, a police car turned around from the intersection, and the one who touched the porcelain saw the police car as if he saw a savior, if he hadn't had to lie on the ground and pretend, he would have run over to avenge his grievances, but now he couldn't get up, so he could only shout louder.
Jiang Dahai jumped out of the car after seeing the police car parked behind him in the rearview mirror.
At this time, two policemen also got off the police car, one was thin and tall, and the other was short and fat.
When the two policemen saw Jiang Dahai get out of the car, they casually asked: "What's the matter, hit someone?" ”
Jiang Dahai smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't hit it, I touched the porcelain." ”
The police will definitely not believe this kind of thing directly, and they must first collect evidence on the spot before making a judgment, right? So the two of them didn't pick up the stubble, and went straight to the one who was on the ground.
"Comrade, what's the injury? Did this car hit you? ”
The one who touched the porcelain just let Jiang Dahai tease him for a long time and had no place to vent, seeing the police was like meeting the Qingtian master, don't mention the wrongdoing, I saw him pretend to be weak and replied:
"It's not just a collision, if he brakes later, my life will be confessed here, look at the person who hit me on the waist, now it's hard to even sit up. Comrade policeman, you can watch it......"
Jiang Dahai stood next to him and laughed secretly, and said in his heart The more realistic you are acting now, the more painful your face will be after a while, and I will ignore you to see how long you can act.
The two policemen were moved by compassion, turned their heads to look at Jiang Dahai with a serious face, and asked, "Didn't you say that you didn't hit it?" ”
Jiang Dahai didn't express any opinion on this person's acting skills, but just replied confidently: "Comrade policeman, I really didn't hit it." ”
The short policeman didn't want to play tricks with Jiang Dahai, so he straightened up and replied: "It's useless to just talk, you have to show evidence." ”
Jiang Dahai thought that there was evidence, but it was not yet time to use it, so he pretended to be stupid and said, "What kind of evidence do you need?" ”
As soon as the tall officer heard this kind of question, he felt that Jiang Dahai was a novice, so he explained with some impatience:
"If it's public, either provide driving records, or take him to the hospital to evaluate the injury, and then determine the responsibility according to the results. If it's private, it's the two of you who negotiate to settle it. ”
Jiang Dahai was not impatient at all, and asked knowingly: "Then is this situation generally public or private?" ”
The tall police officer was an anxious man, and he didn't like this kind of untechnical problem the most, so he forced his temper and replied:
"It depends on the attitude of both of you, I don't know if you want to be public or private."
"Oh......" Jiang Dahai replied with a look of sudden realization, "Then I'll ask him." ”
As he spoke, he squatted down next to the middle-aged man who was touching porcelain, and asked unhurriedly, "Then do you want to be public or private?" ”
This master now makes him have no patience at all, and he doesn't bother to talk nonsense with Jiang Dahai, so he simply said:
"I won't ask you much for this today, you just pay 1,000 yuan, and we'll go our separate ways when we're done."
They all know how to watch people put down dishes in this business, and this one saw that Jiang Dahai drove quite well, so he opened his mouth to ask for this price, which is a lot in third-tier cities.
At this time, Jiang Dahai stood up slowly, and asked the tall police officer slowly: "Comrade policeman, do you think this number is appropriate?" ”
The short officer saw that Jiang Dahai's ink was almost unbearable, and without waiting for the tall officer to answer, he replied first: "It's useless if we think it's suitable, as long as you think it's suitable." ”
Jiang Dahai thought to himself, don't say a thousand, I won't give him a dime today!
So he said confidently: "But I didn't hit him, he is obviously a porcelain toucher, why should I lose money?" ”
The one on the ground was not happy when he heard Jiang Dahai call him to touch porcelain, and his voice suddenly rose an octave, for fear that others would not hear it.
The two policemen were also a little impatient, and said in their hearts, isn't this back to square one?! So I emphasized it again:
"It's useless to say that you haven't hit anyone, you have to come up with evidence! Either provide a driving record or take him to the hospital for an examination. ”
At this point, Jiang Dahai didn't plan to ink anymore, he felt that the heat was almost over, and it was time for the truth to be revealed, so he asked: "How do driving records generally be provided?" ”
The two policemen shook their heads, and said in their hearts that they really ran into a recruit today, forget it, don't be like him.
Thinking of this, the two of them answered Jiang Dahai's question very patiently: "Driving record is a live video that can record the moment of the accident, generally when buying a car, the 4S store will ask you if you need to install a dash cam, with this recorder to determine responsibility is much more convenient." ”
Jiang Dahai has been dealing with cars for most of his life, of course, he knows what the dash cam is for, and the reason why he behaves like a rookie is mainly to prevent the future from being bored when "other situations" occur, and at the same time, he also happens to have fun with this porcelain toucher.
At this time, I saw Jiang Dahai pretending to be suddenly enlightened and patted his head and said, "Hey, dash cam, right?" I've got this! ”
As soon as he heard that there was a dash cam, the one who touched the porcelain immediately had the urge to get up from the ground and slip away, but the reason why he didn't move was that he was really angry today, and he didn't want to admit it so easily.
The second is that he also has some luck psychology, he thinks that Jiang Dahai should be a novice, and he may not even know how to use the dash cam, in case he doesn't record the situation at the time of the incident, he still has a chance.
The third is that he is also waiting for the "other situation" to happen, even if he doesn't get anything in the end, he feels that he is at most a critic and educated.
As soon as they heard that there was a dash cam in the car, the two policemen were also angry and complained directly: "You didn't say it earlier!" ”
Dash cams are generally installed in the rearview mirror of the car, and the two policemen opened the car door with ease, one sat in the main driver, and the other sat in the co-pilot, and said while tinkering: "Yo, your dash cam is quite advanced, and it comes with a power supply." ”
Jiang Dahai smiled and didn't speak, saying that there are so many such things in the store, of course he has to pick a good one.
Since the dash cam does not have a reverse function, the police generally take out the memory card and return it to the traffic police brigade for processing.
Jiang Dahai saw that the two of them took out the memory card and were about to get out of the car, knowing that they were going back to collect evidence, but it would be too delaying to deal with it like this. In fact, Jiang Dahai's car has an on-board TV, and he can watch the reverse video in the car.
But he had already pretended to be a recruit for half a day just now, so he couldn't say a word, so he could only ask knowingly: "Comrade policeman, where are you going?" ”
"When you go back to the traffic police brigade, you have to watch the video before you can determine responsibility, right?"
Jiang Dahai asked with an embarrassed face: "Can't you watch it directly on the dash cam?" I've been delayed on the road for a long time today, is there any way to hurry up? ”
The two policemen glanced at Jiang Dahai, and said in their hearts, if you make it clear to the one who picked it up from the beginning, you have a dashcam, there will be nothing to do with the two of us, do you think we don't want to hurry?! So I asked him rhetorically: "The dash cam can't be played backwards, what do you think?" ”
"Rewind it, huh? This is easy to do, I have an on-board TV in the car, leave it to me. ”
After saying that, he switched places with the tall police officer sitting in the cab, and after a few clicks, he called up the video, and then pointed to the button of the car TV and said:
"Press this key to rewind, and this key is to play." Then he invited the tall policeman back into the cab. As soon as the two policemen saw that the video was out, they watched it very intently.
Of course, this conversation was also listened to by the old man who touched the porcelain, and he said in his heart that you have a dash cam for a while, a car TV, and the car is very well equipped!
If I continue to consume like this, I will really be exposed in a while, and thinking of this, he quietly got up and prepared to slip away.
Unexpectedly, a hand that appeared behind him at this time pressed him back, and he turned his face to see that Jiang Dahai was smiling at him and said, "Don't move, it's not over yet." ”
The person who touched the porcelain looked at Jiang Dahai's deep smile on his face, and said in his heart that the current situation was a little wrong! Who the hell are we going to do here?! You can't have premeditated!