Chapter 32 The pervert Zhong Kui also came
Zhong Kui was lying on the corner of the altar with two big black circles under his eyes, looking like he was loveless, his eyes suddenly closed and opened violently, and the sleepy insects were invading his brain, and a fierce battle was being waged inside.
Helplessly, he habitually stretched out a hand and groped it to the root of his thigh, pinched it violently, hiss, this sour, it is really refreshing and enjoyable!
The intense pain made him refresh at once, rubbed his bloodshot eyes, leaned his body up, and remained half-dead.
Yin Bing flew for a long time, because of the special environment here, he felt more and more pressure on his body, at first it was like holding a stone, but now that he was close to the center of the earth, he felt more and more like a mountain on his body, making him breathless.
When he was about to suffocate, Zhong Kui finally picked him up, and when he saw him like that, regardless of tiredness, he flew up to catch him, and the Yin soldier lay in Zhong Kui's arms, looking at him with affectionate, coughing, and grateful.
Zhong Kui was disgusted by this gaze, and threw him out as soon as he landed on the ground, and the poor Yin soldier flew out several meters away before he could stand firmly, it seems that he will not need spells in the future, just fly to find Zhong Kui if he wants to.
"Oh, my head, you're merciful."
The Yin soldier covered his forehead that had been knocked out of a big bag, and looked at Zhong Kui, who was fierce and grim-faced at this time, with a resentful face, his appearance really scared him.
"You came here, presumably the king of Hades has orders."
Zhong Kui is not stupid, he is not a tourist attraction, except for a broken altar and a piece of paper, he can't come to visit him, he doesn't have anything in his hand.
"Exactly, this Hades asked me to convey his order, saying that you should work hard to go to the Hades Palace"
The Yin soldier grinned with a flattering smile, but the red and swollen wound on his head looked particularly false with his appearance.
Zhong Kui is an upright god, and he hates it very much when he sees his face.
"Okay, I know, but this book of life and death can't be separated from people, so please keep it for me for a while."
Zhong Kui looked sorry on his face, but he was really happy in his heart, God knows how much he wanted to leave here, even for a while, the beautiful scenery outside and beautiful women were more cost-effective than staying here.
"Okay, wrap it up with me, you can go with confidence"
The Yin soldier immediately stood in front of the altar, patting his chest and swearing to Zhong Kui, he thought that he had played a clever trick and could exchange this thing for Zhong Kui's appreciation, but he ignored the smug smile on Zhong Kui's lips.
Zhong Kui flew out with a belly full of joy, and secretly said goodbye to this kind-hearted Yin soldier in his heart.
When Ye Li returned to Huangquan Road, the pastries in her hands had been wiped out, and she was full of food and drink and lay comfortably in the sea of flowers, looking at the clear, blue, and ??!
"Mom, who are you!"
Ye Li retreated several meters away, this thing in front of him was really scary, his body was like a person, he didn't know what mess he had on his face, it was black and blue, his eyes were bulging outward, and he didn't know that he thought it was a button and could press it.
Zhong Kui looked curiously at the girl in red not far away, and wondered, is he so scary, thanks to his eyesight of 1.5, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see this little fairy who is almost integrated with the sea of flowers.
In other words, when did there become a woman in the netherworld? It seems that he will not be able to go back in the future, and he will have to miss many wives.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm Zhong Kui, who are you, little fairy?"
The words of this accosting came out of Zhong Kui's mouth with a sense of disobedience, which made Ye Li look at him more vigilantly, moving his feet back slightly, and his hands were still tightly hugged in front of his chest.
He said he was Zhong Kui? She has heard of this god, it is said that it is a god older than black and white impermanence, and has been sent by Ye Qi for many years to guard the book of life and death, and has hardly appeared in the netherworld, how does she know if it is him in front of her.
"What evidence do you have to prove that you are Zhong Kui?"
Ye Li's voice trembled a little, this thing looks so indescribable, it looks like it's hard to deal with, if he comes hard, what if she can't resist? Ah Chen, come here, someone is going to bully your little wife.
Seeing that this little beauty didn't believe in her identity, Zhong Kui sighed helplessly, exerting force in her hand, gathering black gas, and after a while, I saw that the strong arm with bruised green tendons turned into a purple-black big iron hook with a silver-white light under the urging of the black gas.
He lowered the hook slightly, and a few poor flowers were touched by the hook, and the corpses were in a different place in an instant.
"Oh my God, my flowers!"
Ye Li hurriedly ran over, squatted down while the soul of those flowers had not dissipated, his fingers were in the shape of orchids, and he stood on his chest, drawing circles with his hands, drawing a red line, and the red line flew to the place where the flowers on the other side were cut, and actually restored those flowers to their original state.
All things in the world have their kings, and their life and death are naturally decided by the king, and if they are killed for no reason, they will not perish as long as the king is alive.
Ye Li, as the leaf of the flower on the other side, has become a god and half of their king, and those resurrected flowers have lowered their petals against her, and at this moment they can be regarded as surrendering to her.
When Zhong Kui saw this scene, he secretly guessed Ye Li's identity in his heart, and couldn't help but look at her with squinting eyes, worthy of being the god of flowers on the other side, that is, graceful and graceful, that small waist, that thin legs, it is really unstoppable.
Ye Li didn't notice the eyes that fell on her, smiled at the flowers on the other side with relief, glanced at Zhong Kui's scary face, and took a few steps back.
Although the hook was Zhong Kui's unique magic weapon, which could naturally prove his identity, her sixth sense told her that it was not a good god.
"Zhong Kui, if you don't come again, I'll throw you into the oil pan and fry it"
The eerie voice of the night rose to Zhong Kui's ears, making him feel a thrill all over his body, and he had a pair of yin and yang eyes at night, which could spy on all parts of the netherworld, which was a magic weapon given to him by the Emperor of Heaven.
I had nothing to do today to see if Ye Li was taking a bath, but I found that Zhong Kui, an old horseman, wanted to flirt with his sister, and he was also worthy? See how he cleans him up.
Zhong Kui wanted to tease and tease this little fairy walking, but now he doesn't want to leave, he can't do it, fried him, it's not delicious, Hades has a really strong taste, he complained while flying to the Hades Palace.
His departure made Ye Li breathe a sigh of relief, and the good mood that she had finally gained was lost again, and she buried her face in the flowers depressedly, motionless like an ostrich.
"Hades, what do you command?"
When he came to Yeqi, Zhong Kui didn't dare to be presumptuous, and bowed his waist respectfully and said to Yeqi.
But he waited for a long time, his old waist was about to break, and he didn't hear the sound of getting him up at night, and he didn't dare to look up, so he had to control his body with great effort.
The long bending made his forehead sweat profusely, and it fell on the floor tiles of the Hades Hall drop by drop, crackling and making a sound.
Just when he was dizzy and about to faint, the cold voice of the night finally came.
"Get Up"
Zhong Kui held his waist with his hands, wrenched his body little by little, and when he raised his head, he saw that Yeqi's face was surprisingly black, as if he had just died.
The dark eyes of the night were full of danger, which made Zhong Kui's lips tremble a little, his legs trembled slightly, and his other hand had nowhere to put it, so he had to hang down in embarrassment.
"Hades, I... I was wrong, I was wrong."
Zhong Kui couldn't stand this invisible pressure anymore, folded his hands, raised them above his head and admitted his mistake to Yeqi, although he didn't know what was wrong, but he had a wise realization, and it was his fault to make Hades angry!
"Well, it's good if you're wrong, punish you to clean up the netherworld, and you can't leave anywhere, and you are not allowed to use spells"
Yeqi took back that scary look, restored his delicate and elegant appearance, and didn't look at him, drinking tea by himself.
"This..."
"Huh?"
Zhong Kui just wanted to resist, the cold voice of the night broke his delusion, he raised his eyebrows upward, looking like you can't say anything, Zhong Kui sighed, hung his head, and walked out of the Hades Hall resignedly.
Isn't it embarrassing to be embarrassed this night, the netherworld is so big, you don't need mana to clean it, and you have to work day and night for ten days and half a month, forget it, bear with it, offend the boss and have no food.
After a fierce ideological struggle, Zhong Kui compromised, went to the treasury and took a broom that had accumulated a thick layer of ash that had not been used for a hundred years, and the ash almost choked him.
"Yo, isn't this Zhong Kui's big brother, what, what is this for? What about voluntary labor? ”
Ah Yan teased Zhong Kui, who had swept to her Lechuan Bridge, not to mention, he was quite serious at once, and he was a good talent for this job.
Zhong Kui ignored her, this Meng Po is a well-known poisonous tongue in the netherworld, and he has to say a few words to anyone he sees, even if she looks pretty good, he can't like it.
Zhong Kui's disregard made Ah Yan angry, and she rolled her eyes and came up with a ghost idea.
Stretched out his hand to conjure up a handful of melon seeds, which were still spiced, picked one up and let go of his mouth, "Gaba", and ate the melon seeds flexibly on his mouth, and spit out the shell at his feet.
"There's garbage here, how can you sweep it, it's not serious at all"
Ah Yan's proud melon seeds pointed to the shells that had just vomited and were still hot, and shouted at Zhong Kui.
"You!"
Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it, Zhong Kui threw away the broom, and a silver hook changed in his hand, just wanted to wave it at Ah Yan, seeing him act like this, Ah Yan still knocked the melon seeds unhurriedly, it was so fragrant! Said lightly.
"Be careful, I'll go to Hades and sue you"
This threat made Zhong Kui's hook stop straight in mid-air, a mouthful of old blood surged from his chest, and he was forced to press down, in fact, he felt that it was good to be a ninja.