Chapter 29: The Tragic Shura Field of Me and the Evil Spirits
Tomie wiped his mouth: "My story is over, let's do what we need to do on a date." ”
"What is a 'dating' thing to do?" Ding Cheng looked at Tomie in confusion, and suddenly his head was dizzy.
The throat began to sweeten, and the head burned like a fire, and a heat rose.
Not good.
Poisonous in! (crossed out), poisonous in dumplings?
Tomie pursed his lips and smiled, and pointed his hand to the chopsticks: "To be precise, it's not that the dumplings are poisonous, but the chopsticks are poisonous, and what I put on it is not poison, it's medicine, an aphrodisiac." ”
Sure enough, Ding Cheng was very calm: "But why? ”
"I'm hungry for your body." Tomie said bluntly, "I miss that." ”
"How can you be like this", Ding Cheng blushed and reprimanded: "Don't you talk about Chinese virtues?" Isn't the female virtue cultivated? …… Well, let's go to the bedroom? ”
"Huh? Okay, hahaha. Tomie looked down and thought for a moment, then nodded charmingly.
"Okay, but you wait outside the door for a while, I'm going to change my clothes first."
Tomie: ???
Taking advantage of the fact that the effect of the drug had not yet occurred, Ding Cheng did not give Tomie a chance to react, and went straight to the bedroom and closed the door.
?
Tomie couldn't help but smile and lightly followed the door and peeked in.
"Don't peek, girl." Ding Cheng said.
Tomie covered his mouth and giggled: "I'm afraid you'll take the opportunity to lock the door." ”
"The lock is open, I don't believe you can twist it."
Tomie really twisted the handle, and the door opened a crack slightly.
"Now you believe it, right?" Ding Cheng said from afar: "I'll let you in, and you'll come in again." ”
"Uh-huh, okay, I don't look at it." Tomie smiled and looked away.
Ding Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, quickly unpacked the box of the Master Ball, took out the Master Ball, and hid it under the pillow.
"Aren't you alright? How long does it take for a guy to 'change' his clothes? Tomie urged outside the door.
"It's almost good, wait a little longer, don't peek!" Ding Cheng said as he kicked the dismantled box under the bed.
"Peek at what?" Tomie giggled: "Men are all 1 yuan coins, the obverse is 1, and the reverse is chrysanthemum, what difference do you want, unless you are a double-flower commemorative coin." ”
What kind of tiger and wolf word is this?
Ding Cheng hid the last piece of wrapping paper, sat on the bed and said to Tomie, "Okay." ”
"It's finally good!" Tomie couldn't wait to knock the door open and rushed in with a hungry look on his face.
"Just took off a shirt, do you need to keep me waiting that long?" Tomie entered the door and glanced at Ding Cheng, and laughed uncontrollably.
Debauchery took off his coat and prepared to pounce on it like a wolf.
"Wait!" Ding Cheng stopped Tomie.
? Tomie stood on the edge of the bed and was stunned: "What are you waiting for?" ”
Ding Cheng said: "Don't be so anxious, you lie down first!" ”
Tomie laughed: "It's really troublesome, you still have to make so many moods, okay, it's all up to you." ”
"You can lie a little closer." Ding Cheng instructed Tomie to enter the right area.
“?” Tomie chuckled: "Chengcheng, you look honest, I didn't expect you to be an old pervert." ”
Tomie was really unaware of the danger she was about to face.
hehe
Ding Cheng smiled without saying a word, pressed Tomie's head with his left hand, and quietly reached under the pillow with his right hand.
The master ball was round and slippery, and Ding Cheng clenched it with one hand.
At this time, the mobile phone at the bedside suddenly rang.
Ding Cheng's hand holding the ball loosened: "Whose phone number?" ”
Tomie quickly took the phone and glanced at it, and winked at Ding Cheng mysteriously: "Your big-breasted coach." ”
Milk Haruka?
Ding Cheng let go of his hand and stretched out to Tomie: "Give me the phone." ”
Tomie shrank back nimbly as he held the phone, slyly pressed the answer button, and then pressed the speakerphone again.
Milk Yao's relaxed voice came in hands-free: "Hey, Ding Cheng, I've arrived at Jindi Shengjing, there are a lot of units here, which unit are you in?" ”
Gemdale Scenic View is the community where Tomie is located.
Ding Cheng looked at Tomie with a questioning look in his eyes.
Tomie told Ding Cheng with a grin: "Just now, when you were going upstairs, I called your friend by pretending to be your voice and told her that there was a wonderful drama prepared for them here." ”
Wonderful drama? They? Ding Cheng's brain tightened and he felt suffocated.
"Give me back the phone!"
"No, hee-hee-hee." Tomie dodged quickly, grabbed the phone and said clearly word by word: "Unit 3 402, the door is not locked, you can come in as soon as you push the door." ”
“……”
A stocky voice came from the phone, "Sounds like a woman." "This is Yoshiko.
"What's the matter, how can there be a woman next to Ding Cheng?" A quick and shrill voice, this is Ellie.
"Who are you, and why are you holding Ding Cheng's mobile phone?" There was also a bit of anger in Milk Yao's voice.
Tomie responded with a smile: "You'll know when you come up later~"
After speaking, he quickly threw his mobile phone on the carpet under the bed, pressed Ding Cheng with both hands, and made a loud humming sound.
"Are you crazy?" Ding Cheng looked at Tomie in disbelief.
Tomie giggled, turned a blind eye and continued to perform, continuing to express his inner feelings in a Kanto accent while pressing:
"kimochiii~~kimodei kurei~atashi nookuni~~"
???
"Don't scream!"
"Ahh Ellie's screams resounded through the room on speakerphone, "What did I hear?" ”
Yoshiko's voice was relatively steady: "Ha, doesn't it sound like you're doing that kind of thing?" ”
"Huh." Milk Yao seemed to chuckle on the other side of the phone.
Boom.
The phone was hung up.
Kicking and kicking, accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps stepping up the stairs.
"Looks like they're coming up soon."
"Let's do something important before they find out!"
"You're fucking sick!" Ding Cheng pulled the quilt and covered his face: "What do you think in your head?" ”
"What do you think?" Tomie clutched his chest in surprise: "We love each other, isn't this reason enough?" ”
"I don't think it's enough." Ding Cheng said.
"Then hold on tight." Tomie put his face on Ding Cheng's face: "People too, it's the first time." ”
The sound of footsteps is getting closer and closer.
Ding Cheng asked Tomie in despair: "I remember you locked the door, right?" ”
Tomie replied with a smile: "No lock, I pretended." But I locked the little door inside. ”
? Isn't that more suspicious?
Boom!
The door was kicked open.
"Where are you, dear? I'm here to catch the slut! ”
"Hehehehe, Mei Shixiaocheng, you are already an adult. Hey, there's a high-end banana in the living room? ”
"Ding Cheng, you kneel down for me!"
"They're coming."
Tomie sat up from Ding Cheng and touched his face lovingly: "It's okay, Chengcheng, I'm afraid it's the work of a low-level evil spirit, as long as you silently recite 'Tomie I love you so much' in your heart a hundred times, you can retreat." Come, cheer up and start reading with me~"
Ding Cheng looked at her directly: ???
"It should be here, right?" Yoshiko's muffled voice as she ate a banana rang out nearby.
Footsteps approached.
"You're right!" Milk Yao's voice sounded suppressed with anger.
Bang bang bang!
"Let's break in!" Ellie said.
"Hehe, I'll explain it to them." Tomie casually pulled a coat over his body, stood up and walked towards the door.