Two women play a play, and they are chess opponents, one has a honey-bellied sword, and the other hides a knife in a smile, which is really scary.

She is the old queen, strong and domineering, and the only one who designates the main palace.

Xiaoqi is innocent on the surface, but she is actually a "bad woman", as long as she doesn't face me, she is amazing, after all, she is a tens of millions of Internet celebrities, she doesn't understand any truth, she is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, she is not stupid and sweet.

Shu Tong and I took refuge upstairs, listening to the laughter of the two women below, and we were tormented, for fear that they would fight.

Fortunately, Wang Dong came in time, he drove over, and as soon as he entered the yard, he shouted: "I'll go, what a beautiful yard!" ”

"Oops, Wang Dong is here." Xiao Qi smiled and went over to greet him: "Wang Dong, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

"Sister-in-law, why are you here!" Wang Dong opened his mouth and called his sister-in-law, this is his way of life, no matter which woman he faces me, he will call his sister-in-law, so that he can coax at both ends.

"Don't call it that, it sounds so old." Xiao Qi covered his mouth and smiled, Wang Dong didn't understand her thoughts, and shouted more: "Isn't the eldest brother's woman the sister-in-law......"

He said that he was dumb for a while, because he was holding his hair and rising his head.

Wang Dong covered his eyes on the spot, but he already had a nosebleed and couldn't stop it at all.

"It turns out that I am the second sister-in-law." Xiao Xiao smiled and said, "But it's not bad, it's not a concubine." ”

"No, no, you're the sister-in-law! Hello sister-in-law! Wang Dong covered his eyes with one hand and saluted with the other, he was too afraid of dying.

Xiao Xiao giggled: "Then what's so embarrassing?" ”

"What's so embarrassing about this, sister, you've lived for hundreds of years, right? should be called sister-in-law, I have only lived for more than 20 years, and I call my sister-in-law old. Xiao Qi covered his mouth, and his smile was like a flower on the other side.

The whole villa is full of murderous energy!

Wang Dong began to tremble, and simply shouted: "Brother Li, the luggage is here, where are you." ”

"Ahem, send it upstairs!" I responded, Wang Dong hurriedly moved the things, and the corpse fragrant flowers were placed directly in the yard.

Xiaobai sniffed the air, seemed to sense the smell of gunpowder, and hid.

After Wang Dong finished moving things, he also came to the second floor to squat with me and peek.

"Brother Li, you are too miserable, a dragon girl and a demon lust, it was originally the blessing of all people, but the result is ...... Hey, my poor brother Li. Wang Dong comforted me and said, "But I really want such troubles." ”

Go aside.

I continued to hide, and the murderous aura below became heavier and heavier, and the two women seemed to be about to kill.

This can't be done, there is an ice heart in the early age, the body is not dead and indestructible, Xiaoqi is the dragon girl, the absolute goddess of battle, the two fight, and the villa is gone.

I stubbornly went down and said, "It's not early, let's go out to dinner and celebrate the completion of our new home!" ”

"Okay." The two girls turned around at the same time, and they all looked at me gently, which was too virtuous.

At one point, I had the illusion that my life was complete.

But in fact, the eyes of the two women flashed with a fierce light, and they would fight if they were not careful.

But both of them want to be embarrassed, and Xiaoqi is very well-behaved in front of me, I said that when I went to dinner, she wouldn't fight with Xiaoxiao.

The group cleaned up and set off for dinner.

Two men, two women and one Lori, everywhere they go, they are all in the spotlight.

Xiao Xiao put on a mask and a coat as always, but it was still very eye-catching, and the people who watched her were no less than those who watched Xiaoqi.

"Oh, it's really annoying, I'm wrapped in zongzi and so many people look at me, I really don't want natural charm, I just want to be an ordinary wife." When I arrived at the hotel, I sat on my right first.

"I envy my sister, I don't think it's ordinary, too many people know me." Xiao Qi said innocently, and then poked Shu Tong.

Shu Tong blinked and took the initiative to give up his position, so that Xiaoqi could sit on my left.

I was hit left and right, and Wang Dong took Shu Tong to sit opposite me, gloating.

Moreover, because of the operation of Xiao Xiao and Xiao Qi's left and right attacks, I became the focus of attention.

Just imagine, two alluring beauties sandwiching a man, can that man not be the focus?

There was a lot of discussion in the hotel, many people were secretly taking pictures, and I heard some people's shocked words.

"That's Peng Xiaoqi, right? The man seems to be her officially announced boyfriend! ”

"Damn, what's the origin of this man? Don't let people live! ”

"Look at the eyes of the masked woman, I feel numb at a glance, what kind of stunner is this!"

The two stunners caused a great sensation.

I can't laugh or cry, is this here to eat? I'm here to be executed in public.

"Well, why don't we eat somewhere else? How about finding a private room? "I propose.

"No, it's good here." Neither of the two girls will be changed.

I couldn't, so I had to bite the bullet and eat the most memorable meal of my life.

After eating, I went shopping again, and only went back to the villa late at night.

At this point, the open and secret struggle between the two women has finally come to an end, but the atmosphere at home is strange, Shu Tong doesn't dare to speak, and chooses a room to write homework directly, and Xiaobai has been hiding.

The two girls were happy, sitting and watching TV, chatting, like a pair of good girlfriends.

My head hurt, and I said dryly: "You guys rest early, I still have something to do with Wang Dong, go out." ”

"Eleven, come back early." The two girls smiled brightly and waved at me.

I hurriedly ran out, not wanting Wang Dong to still sit in the car, looking tangled.

He couldn't help but be happy when he saw me come out: "Brother Li, I'm thinking of a reason to help you get out of the sea of suffering, why did you come out by yourself?" ”

Wang Dong is really a good brother, he knows that I am in a sea of suffering, and he wants to take me away.

Tonight is the most tragic battle, Xiaoxiao and Xiaoqi must want to sleep with me, they will definitely make a fuss, I definitely can't stay at home!

I got into the car and said, "Let's go, let's go to practice, women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword." ”

"Okay, but Brother Li, you are popular again, and you are known as the first scum in the world." Wang Dong laughed and opened his phone to show me, but he was looking at information on a social platform.

When I looked, there was me on the hot search: #彭小柒男友真人渣#

This hot search is too much, when am I a scumbag?

When I opened it, there were photos of our previous meals, which were obviously taken secretly.

And a large group of people are scolding me, and some dynamic comments are tens of thousands!

"Peng Xiaoqi is the only Internet celebrity I like, she is cultured and literate and the first Bai Fumei in Tianfu, I regard her as my white moonlight, but she was played with so far, the dog man should be killed!" — Little cute handsome guy.

"It's very heartbreaking to see the photos, no matter how good this man is, he shouldn't step on two boats, this is our man's moral bottom line!" — Yoga V see the homepage.

"I know this man, but it has nothing to do with your mortal world, I can only say that I understand everything, and I don't understand what I don't understand, don't ask me, the interests are too big, hidden." —A lone wolf who has a crush on the Mulan Shrine Maiden.

"Who is the mask girl? Am I the only one who was fascinated by her? I want to have such a wife, and I am happy to have all the surnames of the neighbors next door! "—My son is not like me.

I have a headache when it's over, how will I see people in the future?

"Brother Li mourns, if you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight, this is a man!"