But Ding Cheng's attention was not on Lu Xiaoming.

He turned around and found something bubbling green among the items that Lu Xiaoming had discarded along the way.

Accompanied by a beeping sound.

Ding Cheng trotted a few steps in surprise, picked up the evil spirit plan, and the joy of losing it came to his heart.

"How did this thing get on you?"

Ding Cheng looked at Lu Xiaoming, and immediately understood that she must have taken advantage of the fact that he was jumping into the river and was leading the sheep behind.

"Lu Xiaoming, you thief." Ding Cheng said.

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Lu Xiaoming pulled the corners of his mouth absurdly, Ding Cheng actually reacted like this, which was beyond her expectations.

"Hey, do you see that? I'm getting bigger! Lu Xiaoming crossed his waist and held his head high.

"I'm getting bigger!"

"Why aren't you scared?!"

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

"Because I know you're not a kid in the first place." Ding Cheng said:

"Look at your hands."

"My hands? What happened to my hand? ”

Lu Xiaoming raised his hands and looked at them for a while, then slowly put them down: "Aren't my hands good?" ”

"I mean the wrinkles on your hands." Ding Cheng said.

Although you were holding the bear toy, which objectively caused some covering, I still saw it. The hands of other little girls are delicate and tender, and they will not be like you at all. ”

"What?" Lu Xiaoming stared at his hand, as if he had been hit by the vital point.

Ding Cheng continued: "Actually, you are almost thirty this year, right? Still pretending to be a little girl, you are already an old vegetable skin. ”

"I'm an old vegetable peel??" Lu Xiaoming's eyes were blank and he suffered a great blow.

Ding Cheng laughed: "Haha, I said yes, right?" Lu Xiaoming, you are really pretending to be tender, you are too shameless. ”

"Ahhh Lu Xiaoming had a nervous breakdown: "You are talking nonsense! Except for the hands, the rest of the people are obviously very tight! ”

"Don't talk so much nonsense." Ding Cheng held the ball and aimed it at her head: "Prepare to die!" ”

Seeing the shaking ball, Lu Xiaoming calmed down, and she raised the corners of her mouth secretly: "Do you think your ball will work for me now?" ”

"Why doesn't it work?" Ding Cheng was surprised by Lu Xiaoming's inexplicable self-confidence: "Aren't you still a C when you get bigger?" ”

Lu Xiaoming smiled sinisterly: "You can take a good look at it again." ”

The evil spirit in his pocket beeped, and Ding Cheng turned the dial away.

The pointer points straight ahead, and the scale bar that records the ability value rushes to B in an instant, and then retreats back to B-

What do you mean?

"Meaning, now I can be either B or B-. In other words, your balls don't work for me right now. ”

Lu Xiaoming quietly walked around behind Ding Cheng and stretched out his evil claws.

"Hmm...... Brother Chao, your body is still as majestic as in your memory! ”

Who is Brother Chao?

Ding Cheng's head went blank for a second, and he slowly reacted that Brother Chao was the neighbor that Lu Xiaoming had a crush on.

"I'm not your super brother!"

"My day! Don't touch it. ”

Ding Cheng's back elbow slammed to the right, Lu Xiaoming snorted, and let go in a circle.

Ding Cheng moved his arms, calmed down the panic and slight anger in his heart, and quickly calmed down, this kind of woman, a little bit of that, it is not the first time he has met it.

"Young people are strong." Lu Xiaoming chuckled and wiped his mouth.

The geist approached again.

"Super brother" Lu Xiaoming said.

"Look behind you~"

Ding Cheng didn't look back, because he knew that the back was definitely not a good thing.

After coming and going, Ding Cheng has been forced into a corner.

Lv Xiaoming: Hehehe......

Syllable!

Suddenly slapped her in the face.

"Indecent!"

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Lu Xiaoming turned around in a circle, and Jiazi stood behind her with angry eyes.

"Get out of the way!" Jiazi suddenly stretched out her hand and pushed Lu Xiaoming to a stumbling back, while she spread her arms like an old hen to protect Ding Cheng.

"Kako?" Ding Cheng blinked.

Yoshiko glared back in surprise: "Ordinary stranger, you actually know my name." ”

Ding Cheng fainted: "Didn't we just meet just now?" ”

Kako held her cheeks: "Is there one?" How come I don't remember? ”

Ding Cheng was speechless.

The monkey-style wisdom subtraction method really lives up to its name.

However, no matter how stupid your brain is, you won't forget what happened just now, right?

Ding Cheng looked at Lu Xiaoming: "What the hell are you doing?" ”

Lu Xiaoming didn't answer Ding Cheng's question, she squinted at Jiazi: "You get out, it's none of your business." Your IQ is so low, it's useless for me to keep you, the front door is not locked, you can go by yourself. ”

Yoshiko said, "I suspect that you deliberately disturbed the manners. ”

"What?"

"I suspect you're deliberately disrupting discipline." Jiazi is righteous and solemn.

"What did you say?" Lu Xiaoming was messed up by this jumping thinking.

"Don't deny it!" Jiazi scolded sharply, and Lu Xiaoming was so frightened that he took a step back.

Jiazi stared nervously at Lu Xiaoming's chest and cautiously moved forward.

"What do you want to do, you retarded?" Lu Xiaoming was a little hairy by Jiazi's coldness, but now that she has calmed down, she is just mentally retarded, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

Who knew that in the next second, Jiazi actually pounced?

"Ah~~" Lu Xiaoming shouted.

"Ah~~~" Yoshiko shouted louder.

"Actually, it's original?"

"No filling??"

"Ahhhh Lu Xiaoming screamed and rolled on the ground.

Yoshiko grabbed her quickly and rolled to the ground with her, rolling and hitting as she went!

"You bad woman!" Yoshiko roared.

"Ahhh Lu Xiaoming fell behind in the entanglement, and was forced to explain helplessly: "Jiazi, you are sober, I am your friend Xiao Ming." ”

Yoshiko immediately stopped.

"What, you said you were Xiao Ming."

Lu Xiaoming nodded tearfully.

Yoshiko yelled: "Then it's even more unforgivable!" Die! ”

Jiazi rode on Lu Xiaoming and shouted, "Which side is the west?" ”

Lu Xiaoming pointed to the west: "That's the west?" ”

"Wrong!" Kako raised her hand and punched: "It's East over there!" Again! ”

Lu Xiaoming trembled and pointed to the east: "Is that the west?" ”

"Nonsense!" Jiazi raised her hand and punched again: "It's obviously the east over there, you are stupider than me!" ”

"Ahhh Lu Xiaoming covered his head and had a nervous breakdown.

Ding Cheng watched with relish from the side, nodding while watching.

Lu Xiaoming's transformation passively triggered the [Remnant Thoughts of Poor Breasts], which caused Yoshiko's raging anger. Then Jiazi took the initiative to release the [Monkey Wisdom Subtraction Method], which lowered Lu Xiaoming's IQ to the same level, and then defeated her with rich experience.

Although these two skills are not written into the illustrated book, they are very much in line with the setting of the original book.

"Kako, tear her hair!" Ding Cheng conducted.

Jiazi reached out and stuck it into Lu Xiaoming's scalp and pulled it hard.

"Jiazi, tear it well, tear it harder."

"Ahhh Lu Xiaoming was in pain, and as soon as he turned over and threw Jiazi off, the situation turned around!

Lu Xiaoming smirked and pounced on Jiazi.

"Kako, she's sneaking up on you from behind!"

Jiazi turned her head at an unimaginable speed, raised her head, lowered her head again, and slammed her head on Lu Xiaoming's forehead.

The two ends meet, and the hard wins.

Blood flowed from the corners of Lu Xiaoming's forehead, and he fell back slowly.

Now is the time.

Ding Cheng took out the electric shock rod that had been prepared a long time ago, started the power supply, and slammed Lu Xiaoming's neck.

"Ahhhh

A burst of sparks and lightning, Lu Xiaoming convulsed and completely lost consciousness.

It worked!

Ding Cheng took out the evil spirit ball and kowtowed it on Lu Xiaoming's forehead.

At this time, strange things happened again.

A burst of white light came out of the half-opened evil spirit ball, and Lu Xiaoming on the ground remained motionless.

The bear toy that was thrown away by Lu Xiaoming before suddenly screamed loudly, and then exploded unexpectedly.

Plastic eyeballs and woolen threads flew, and a golden glow came out of the carpet.

Then Lu Xiaoming disappeared in that burst of golden light.