Chapter 63: Singing on stage
"Now that Sister Guo'er has figured it out, Sister Guo'er understands your Brother Yu's thoughts!"
Ran Yu's eyes were like silk, and his face was full of interest.
"Understood, of course understood, you hum, didn't you just see your aunt and grandmother become more beautiful, and you want to turn back? Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, you, put some of the flowers and intestines on others. ”
Cut~ Good horses don't eat back grass, I seriously despise you!
"Hmm~ This idea is unique, and it can be expanded in depth~"
"You dead ladyboy, you don't want what you don't want and you don't want others to get, you are naked jealousy!"
"Huh? Where did Sister Guo'er start with this~"
Ran Yuse continued to pretend to be innocent, hum, don't think that you can deceive your aunt and grandmother by being beautiful.
"Hmph, from a long time ago, when I pursued you with a dead face, didn't you want to deal with me, no matter how you look at me, it's awkward. Haha~ But, suddenly one day you find out that I am starting to fall in love with someone else, and you feel unwilling in your heart, worried and afraid of losing me, right? In fact, you are just the kind of person who tries his best to get what he can't get, and will never cherish it when he really gets it! I understand very well, this person is cheap, but I still want to advise you, there are so many knives, guns and sticks, you don't want to learn the sword. ”
Guo'er patted Ran Yu's shoulder generously, small, looking very thin, I can't imagine that I have a lot of small muscles, it's really unseemly!
Ran Yuse frowned tightly, and looked straight at Guo'er's movements, with an incredible expression.
Hmph, it's the central thing, it's stupid, she won't believe that this shemale will like her, it's obviously a cheap man who can't get it, the more she wants it. Fortunately, she found out in time and took him into an army!
Guo'er was proud here, and Ran Yuse, who had already been petrified, suddenly leaned over and laughed wildly, and the pair of charming eyes that were smiling overflowed with tears, and the laughter became more and more sad.
Ya, scare your aunt and grandmother, is it so funny, the reflex arc is inevitably longer.
It's the first time Guo'er has seen such a big mood swing in Ran Yuse, and she was only seen through once, did she react so much? Is it difficult to hide your embarrassment with a smile? It's a bit clumsy.
"Haha~ It's worthy of Sister Guo'er, such a weird idea can be caught by you."
"That's it!"
Just think he's complimenting, after all, it's harder to hear a good word from his mouth than Shu Dao.
"Heh~ Since Sister Guo'er is so smart and clever, she must have been ready to persuade your family Haoyu Wang~"
"Why should I go? What do you mean by that? ”
Guo'er just wanted to step forward to ask, but the corners of Ran Yu's mouth rose, and she smiled charmingly, and then jumped out of the window, and then there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and Guo'er's newly calmed thoughts became troubled again with this approaching footsteps.
"Concubine Hui, please persuade the emperor!"
The ingots shouted loudly, sweating profusely.
"If you don't go, why should I resolve the romantic debt I caused!"
Guo'er refused angrily, it's been a long time, why hasn't the matter ended? It's efficient...
"Oh, my mother, what are you talking about at this time. No one in this Manchu Dynasty knows that the queen mother is pregnant with a dragon, once the dragon is not guaranteed, they will definitely put the responsibility on you, and in the end they will give you a charge of jealousy. ”
"Push it, push it, these old things that eat people and don't do anything, persimmons are soft pinched, I don't have the courage to blame my emperor, but I am a weak woman, I really have the ability~ Hmph!"
"Oops'~Niangniang~ This is not the time to be more serious, no matter how confused they are, but the great cause of the unification of our emperor still has to rely on them, Niangniang, you don't remember the villain, and you don't have the same general knowledge as them, let's solve the matter at hand first, just look at the face of the old slave, you go for a trip.!"
"Alright! Don't cry and mourn, upset people, let's go! ”
It seems that if she doesn't appear, she can't sing this scene, I really don't understand what this party thinks, I can't tell who is the protagonist, hum!
Yuan Bao trotted all the way, the calf was upside down fast, the fat on the big face trembled, just like this, and from time to time to turn back to urge, Guo'er had no chance to be lazy at all, and when they hurried to Kunning Palace, before entering the hall, they heard the cries one after another from inside.
"No, concubines can't drink. Your Majesty, the concubine's pregnancy is indeed your flesh and blood, how can you bear it! ”
It was the queen's voice, I didn't hear King Haoyu's reply, but there was a sound of a sword coming out of the sheath, and the whole hall was boiling after a moment of silence, and the cry mixed with the scream pierced into the eardrum, and the queen shouted with a trembling voice with a cry.
"Xiang'er, go and invite Concubine Hui~"
"The slave maid went to invite it early in the morning, I don't know why Concubine Hui is still in the future."
Ya, these scumbags, when they are dying, they still have to pull your aunt and grandmother, and your aunt and grandmother will not let you get your wish!
With a bang~, Guo'er kicked in the door, and saw King Haoyu raising his sword and stabbing at the queen, this girl was too involved in acting.
"Stop!"
King Haoyu didn't look back, and continued to move as if he hadn't heard.
"Mu An, I told you to stop!"
"Are you willing?"
Well? Damn it, forget that there is still a cold war between them, you are really serious.
"Ahem~ Tiger poison doesn't eat children, why can't you even compare to a brute?"
As soon as the words fell, the entire hall fell into a deathly silence, King Haoyu was full of murderous energy, and walked towards Guo'er with a cold face, everywhere he went, there was a sharp sound of the tip of the sword cutting across the ground, so it was not harsh.
At this moment when everyone was in danger, a touch of pride crossed the queen's eyes, and the fox tail was finally revealed.
"Damn woman! Who is this? ”
Oops~ The eardrum is about to break, it's a pity that this girl doesn't practice lion's roar.
"Ah~"
After King Haoyu finished roaring, he didn't wait for Guo'er to come to his senses, and turned her over his shoulders.
Walk away.
Ya, as expected, she is true to her word, and she is no longer clamped with her, but carrying it like this, the taste is not pleasant, and the stomach is very uncomfortable!
Well, since I'm not happy, don't think about it, in line with the principle that a dead bald donkey is better than a dead old way, before going out, Guo'er pointed at the queen and said silently, "Slut!" Looking at her aggrieved, Guo'er is refreshed, and sure enough, happiness is based on the unhappiness of others.
"Little girl, it's not a good boy to swear!"
"Huh? How do you know, could it be that you have eyes in the back? Well, that's not it. ”
Long eyes behind the buttocks – are there no beads? Haha~ I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back and laughed!
"I actually got obsessed with me, look at how I clean you up!"
"Oops."
King Haoyu threw Guo'er on the bed, and turned to bully him, oops, smooth and strong chest muscles! Damn, when did he take off his clothes!
"Stop!"
Vomit~ Xu is just bumpy, stomach discomfort, Guo'er suddenly felt the world spinning, the stomach turned upside down, the throat tightened, and he spat directly sour water.
"What's wrong, but what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, maybe I ate too many sour peaches and was a little nauseated."
The feeling of vomiting disappeared quickly, Guo'er guessed that he was greedy, now is the season when the sour peaches are ripe, he is greedy, every time he eats sour teeth, he can't even bite the crystal tofu stewed shrimp, and he has lost weight, this is the price of greed.
"Are you really okay?"
King Haoyu took a closer look at the little face of the fruit, it was only a few days, how did he lose so much weight, and the feel of his cheeks was a little worse.
"I said it's okay, it's okay, just eat less tomorrow, it's just not digestible."
Seeing that Guo'er was serious, it really didn't look like comforting him, of course, with his understanding of Guo'er, this stupid girl shouldn't have thought of comforting others' worries, so he immediately raised the corners of his mouth and said in Guo'er's ear.
"Then let's have some digestive exercises!"
"Ah~"
Before Guo'er could react, King Haoyu peeled her smooth by dividing her by two, and she hurriedly stopped his next move.
"Stop, stop!"
"What's the matter, little girl, you're embarrassing me like this~"
King Haoyu gasped and left Guo'er, this speed is too terrifying, one is not careful, and he almost lost his footing and hated it for thousands of years.
"I'm coming to my aunt!"
"Huh? How have I never heard of such relatives in you! ”
King Haoyu twisted his good-looking eyebrows slightly, his face was full of puzzlement, haha~ You also don't know something, looking at the little appearance of serious thinking, it's really cute and tight!
"It's so stupid, that's what you call Kwai Shui~"
"Oh, isn't it three days away?"
There was a thunderclap on the ground, and the lie was debunked on the spot! Woo woo~ Why does he even know this kind of thing, and he has to say it so calmly, it's a shame, it's not alive~ Even so, he broke the jar and broke it.
"Your aunt
Grandma is in a bad mood and doesn't want to serve anymore! ”
"Okay, yes, but you have to let me know that you provoked my little girl!"
"You're really embarrassed to ask, besides you, there are so bold people."
"I? When was this? ”
"Hmph, didn't you send Yuan Bao here, you can't act enough, so you have to pull me?"
"Do you think I'm making a show?"
"Isn't it?"
"Hmph, I'm going to let you see if I'm acting?"
King Haoyu's face was full of annoyance, he didn't bring any clothes to wear, and he got up and was about to go out.
Guo'er hurriedly dragged him back, damn it, this bit of spring almost leaked out.
"You come back to me! The ugliness of the family should not be publicized, hurry up and dress up, be careful of catching a cold, such a big person, disheveled, what kind of body has it become. ”
Guo'er looks like a child, this man, how can he go back more and more, look at this thin lips pouting, it's really cute.
(End of chapter)