Chapter 624: Sugar Trick Caught Packing
There is a change today, it will still be late, brothers will watch the update tomorrow morning.....
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In the cave, Diana sat by the hot spring pool, looked at the situation in the hot spring, and asked a little curiously: "You ...... You know what I mean..... I mean, uh...... What do you all look like? ”
When Huang Shaohong was looking for the ancient worlds such as Qin, Shendia, and Luding, he was the emperor of these worlds, and he would have someone to serve him every day, all matters big and small.
In terms of Huang Shaohong's character, those who serve with him will naturally not be men or fathers-in-law, but some beautiful palace maids.
So the current situation may be embarrassing for others, but for Huang Shaohong, he has long been accustomed to it.
After a short period of embarrassment, Huang Shaohong should do what he should do, and he will no longer hide his comfortable hot springs.
Huang Shaohong naturally knew that Diana was a 'little' girl who had not seen the world for 5,000 years, and there must be no mess in her head.
If he's embarrassed, doesn't it mean he's thinking too much!
Doesn't that mean that he himself is not pure?
How is that possible!
Huang Shaohong feels that he is the purest, you see that I don't mind other people's eyes at all!
Hearing Diana's question, he coughed lightly and began to state a basic fact:
"It's all the same, but in terms of length, width, height, diameter, radius, strength, agility, stamina, and flexibility, I'm the best of the best!"
Diana blinked her eyes and asked with a serious face, "Why do I think the real thing doesn't match your description....."
"Ahem......"
Huang Shaohong leaned against the wall of the hot spring pool, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but slip into the pool, if it weren't for this earth-shattering ability and the world's top appearance, maybe he would be choked to death this time!
He sat down again with a flutter, then wiped a handful of water stains on his face, and then said:
"You can't bear this statement, of course, the reason why you have such a misunderstanding is that you don't know enough about the culture of Eastern and Western people!"
Diana blinked her eyes wide and asked, "What does this have to do with culture?" ”
"Of course there is, Westerners have a flamboyant personality and like to be different, so they always show the strongest side to others, and although we Orientals seem to be subtle and introverted, they are actually hidden edges, and always like to hide the most powerful, but when you find out what he is powerful, you are often surprised, and then you know that it is so powerful!"
Huang Shaohong felt that he was idle in the hot spring, so he immediately told Diana the story of 'Journey to the West', especially the heroic deeds of the Monkey King, and its weapon of 'Dinghai Shenzhen Iron and Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick'! ”
Diana was very curious about the oriental myths and legends, and her eyes lit up when she heard it, so she subconsciously took off her leather armor, and then also entered the hot spring and leaned against the pool wall to listen.
Huang Shaohong also said that his eyes were glowing and his throat was smoking, thinking that it would be good if there was a bottle of cold Coke to reduce the anger in this situation.
Diana asked thoughtfully while splashing the water with her hand: "You said that the artifact called 'Dinghai Shenzhen Iron, Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick', if it is small, it is less than a hand, if it is large, it will fill the world, no matter how long or small it is, it will follow the user's mind?" ”
Huang Shaohong slapped his thigh: "Photo, if you want to say that you are smart, I finally heard the point when I listened to the story!" ”
Diana's face flushed: "What are you filming me for?" ”
"Ahem..... I said how to pat the leg without pain, it turned out that it was the wrong person! ”
Huang Shaohong hurriedly missed the conversation awkwardly and talked about other topics.
Unexpectedly, Diana was very interested in Chinese mythology, and kept asking, Huang Shaohong had to find himself to finish the whole Journey to the West quickly.
Diana lamented that Sun Wukong dared to fight head-on with the god king, and at the same time, she also asked about other myths in China.
Huang Shaohong simply started from the earliest Pangu Kaitian, and Nuwa created people to popularize science for this myth lover who is a demigod.
When Diana heard the myth of Nuwa creating man, she couldn't help but be surprised: "It turns out that you Orientals are also made of clay, and my mother said that I was made of clay by the god king Zeus......
When Huang Shaohong heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, it turns out that all mothers will deceive their children like this? He remembered that his mother had said that he had picked it up from the garbage dump.
Later, the times progressed, and the children were even more unlucky, and the mothers of the new era liked to say that they were sent by phone bills, or by lottery in shopping malls!
Diana said her thoughts to herself, and when she was happy, she took Huang Shaohong's hand and said:
"Did you say that those cute babies are all made of clay, or tomorrow the two of us will find some good clay and try to pinch out a baby?"
"Uh......"
Huang Shaohong suddenly became serious: "Speaking of which, I have a better way than kneading mud!" ”
"Is it true?" Diana said excitedly: "Then you teach me quickly!" ”
"This ...... Not good! I don't tell him in the ordinary! Huang Shaohong's eyes moved, and he said that this was hypocritical, saying that such a kind person usually does not reject others.
Diana said anxiously: "What's wrong, I've been a little kid on Paradise Island since I was a child, I really want to have other children play together, how lively it is......"
"This ......"
Huang Shaohong was about to push the boat down the river, when he saw a cold light flash in front of the cave door, and Queen Hippolyta strode in with a big sword, and the cold light was emitted by the blade:
"Bruce, come on, tell me how to do it!"
“......”
Huang Shaohong suddenly crashed, and there was an embarrassment when he deceived the children's lollipops and was caught by other parents.
"What, Aunt Hippolyta, isn't it appropriate for you to be here!"
Huang Shaohong shrank into the water as he spoke, revealing his two eyes to check the situation, if the other party made a move, he was ready to break out of the water at any time and start to run.
"Who is your aunt, come out quickly and let me hear your method, or let me hack you to death!"
Seeing that her mother was furious, Diana quickly stood up and stepped out of the hot spring, blocked in front of Hippolyta, and stopped her with both hands: "Mom, what are you doing here, Bruce is telling me the myths and stories of their country!" ”
When Hippolyta saw her daughter's appearance, she almost squirted out her liver in anger: "You...... You guys...... Spa ......"
Poor Hippolyta, the queen of the Amazons, the old lady of Zeus, is in a respectful position, and for the first time in thousands of years, she has been angry and has not been able to speak.
Diana wondered: "What's the matter, isn't everyone usually together!" ”
Hippolyta didn't bother to explain to her daughter: "Diana, you quickly dodge and let the old lady hack him to death!" ”
"No, I can't let you hurt Bruce for no reason, he's a good guy!" Diana had a tense face and a serious look.
On the surface of the hot spring, Huang Shaohong's eyes blinked, which means that she is worthy of Wonder Woman, she is really knowledgeable!
The two argued several times, and finally Hippolyta finally gave up the idea of killing Huang Shaohong on the spot, and dragged her daughter away.
Huang Shaohong came out of the water, shook his head and sighed: "It's really not the right time for this old lady to come, seeing that the 'blood of the demigods' is in hand!" ”
He waited in the cave for a while, but when he didn't see Steve's goods come back, he sat on the bluestone platform, sat down, and began to cultivate the 'Fire Walking True Yuan' in the Immortal Formula.
Paradise Island is a mythical place, the air on the island is full of heaven and earth aura and magical elements, and this kind of place is an excellent place to practice both Eastern and Western magic.
Huang Shaohong usually exercises, most of them are mainly sleeping, just fooling around, when he comes to this kind of excellent practice, he naturally can't let go of the great opportunity.
The 'Fire Movement True Element' was running rapidly in the meridians, and the temperature of the body began to rise with the operation of the 'Fire Walking True Element', and finally the temperature of the entire cave began to rise.
Just when Huang Shaohong's face and complexion turned red as the temperature rose, a pair of flame phoenix wing tattoos on his shoulders suddenly changed a little distorted without the owner's urging.
It looks as if it is about to leap, ready to break free at any moment and spread its wings and burn.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day at three o'clock, Huang Shaohong woke up, felt to himself, and then had to sigh the importance of a suitable practice place for martial artists and cultivators.
He practiced in the world of modern social background, and the speed of improvement was pitiful, and the slightly better one was the Luding world, and then the Condor and Xun Qin world.
It can be seen that the earlier the timeline, the less pollution it will be, and the more abundant the aura of heaven and earth, but even the Xun Qin world cannot be compared to the 'paradise island' of this world.
Zeus's illusion enchantment not only isolates the existence of the paradise island, but also isolates the pollution of the mythical island from the outside world.
So much so that Paradise Island, a mythical island, still maintains the environment of the ancient period, and such an environment allows Huang Shaohong to cultivate overnight, which is almost equivalent to the speed of cultivating in the outside world for half a year.
After he tasted the sweetness, he was a little reluctant to leave here.
Walking out of the cave, enjoying the warm sunshine in the sky, he lazily stretched his waist, and when he looked down, he found a tray under his feet, which should have been brought by someone, and he was placed at the entrance of the cave before he woke up.
On the tray was a lobster, two crabs, some fruit, and the island's home-brewed fruit wine!
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but be a little disappointed, you said that 'Paradise Island' is such a cow-breaking place, and you don't even prepare a roasted kidneys and pot-wrapped meat for breakfast, how can you eat it so light!
Turning his head and looking around, he didn't find any trace of Steve's goods, Huang Shaohong shook his head, this Steve is really incomparable with Steve in the 'Avengers World', so unreliable, he didn't come back overnight.
Huang Shaohong said that he didn't care about him, and immediately sat on the ground, eating lobster and peeling crab shells in front of the cave.
He is not afraid that Steve's goods will escape by himself, and without Diana to lead the way on Paradise Island, it is not certain whether this goods can get out of Zeus's enchantment!
Before he could take a few bites, he saw an unkempt humanoid creature wrapped in animal skin, staggering towards this direction.
Huang Shaohong was startled, how could there be wild people on this paradise island, and immediately shouted: "I don't have any leftovers for you here, hurry up!" ”
The figure ran in this direction, crying, "I'm not asking for food, I'm Steve!" ”
Huang Shaohong took a closer look, this person's skin was bruised, and the unkempt surface was really two or three points similar to when Steve left.
He didn't dare to confirm and asked, "Are you really Steve?" How to prove! ”
The man rushed to the front, sat directly on the ground, and said weakly: "I lost all my hair to you, this is still just growing, you say I'm not Steve, who am I?" ”
When Huang Shaohong heard it, he immediately asked a little unbearably: "Why did you become like this when I didn't see you overnight, everyone lost weight twice!" ”
Speaking of this, Steve cried instantly, it was called a miserable one: "Twenty times...... It's terrible....... Don't say it's me, even a cow is skinny! ”
Huang Shaohong blinked: "What you said is a bit messy, what twenty times?" Why don't I understand? ”
Stephen's eyes were a little evasive, and he waved his hand: "Don't talk about this, hurry up and give me something to eat, if I don't supplement my nutrition, I'm going to starve to death....."
When he spoke, his eyes were already fixed on the lobster and crab on the tray in front of Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong vomited at the lobster and crab, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm saliva......"
Just kidding, as a martial artist, this little thing is not enough for him to eat by himself, and he has to go if he wants to eat it!
Steve suddenly vomited at the food, and then dragged the tray under Huang Shaohong's stunned: "It's okay, I don't dislike it!" ”
After finishing speaking, he picked up the lobster and bit it, and the moment he ate the meat, the ace spy cried, and said to Huang Shaohong while eating:
"You don't know, what kind of forced confession training is, if you go through it...... Hey, let's not talk about the specifics, it's miserable anyway! ”
Huang Shaohong walked around the cave, found an Amazon girl, and asked for some food, so that his stomach was full.
By this time, Steve was already soaking in the hot springs, recovering from his injuries, fatigue and trauma.
On this day, surprisingly no one came to them, neither Diana nor Hippolyta met with them.
That night, Huang Shaohong was bored in the cave and wanted to take Steve out for a walk, but when the latter heard that he was going out, he was so scared that he swore that he wouldn't go out if he was killed!
Huang Shaohong saw that he was not forced like this, and it happened that he also wanted to explore Paradise Island at night to see what the 'God Killer Sword' and the legendary 'Mother Box' looked like, so he immediately said:
"Okay, since you don't go out, then I'll go out by myself!"
Steve nodded solemnly: "Then you go early and come back early!" ”
Looking at Huang Shaohong's back as he walked out of the cave, a look of schadenfreude flashed in Steve's eyes:
"Go, go, please bless the cake seller that he is also taken away, taste my pain, so that even if he knows anything, he will not go out and talk nonsense......"
Huang Shaohong had just walked for less than five minutes when there was a dull sound of footsteps at the entrance of the cave, and he heard a voice asking, "Is Bruce there?" I'll look for who......"
As she spoke, a black female warrior walked in, and when she saw that Steve was the only one in the cave, she couldn't help but show a mouthful of big white teeth on the corner of her mouth.
When Steve saw this person, he immediately trembled: "Don't mess around, my friend will be back in a while..... Yes......! ”
The big fist of the sea bowl fell, and Steve suddenly lost consciousness, and the black female warrior picked him up and ran towards the outside of the cave.