"Hey~ Since they are all so enduring, then I can only make a trick." Bai Wen shook his head and sighed.

"What's the trick?" Wang Manli and the others looked at each other, very curious about what Bai Wen's trick was.

With a mysterious smile, Rainbow Dash reluctantly moves out of her position as captain and lets Vanity sit there.

Bai Wen ordered: "Turn on the loudspeakers for me, I want to chat with the zombies." ”

As the loudspeaker loaded on the warship was opened, Bai Wen's arrogant voice immediately resounded throughout the mountain forest.

"I really didn't expect that the zombies in Sichuan Province would be so cowardly, and I didn't dare to show my head so provocatively. Anyway, who made Lao Tzu invincible, you didn't come out to count your acquaintance, otherwise you will be beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, kneeling on the ground and calling Dad. ”

“……”

All the women were dumbfounded, they didn't expect that there would be such a scoundrel in a serious Bai Wen on weekdays, this is simply a scoundrel on the street.

"It's... That's the way you say? Wang Manli said speechlessly.

Bai Wen ignored her, took the microphone and shouted over and over again, and it became more and more ugly, scolding the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the zombies, but in the end he still couldn't wait for the siege of the angry zombies, and a sense of frustration rose in his heart, these zombies are too bearable, and you won't come out if Lao Tzu scolds like this.

The women couldn't cover their mouths and steal fun, and it was rare to see Bai Wen deflated.

"It seems that your agitation method doesn't work, there is still no shadow of zombies on both sides of the strait, should we still reach the territory of zombies?" Wu Ya asked.

"Do you really want Lao Tzu to drop a nuclear bomb here?" Bai Wen was speechless.

"It's okay to drop a nuclear bomb, but I don't think that fog is going to get a nuke maniac in." Wu Wu said coldly.

Bai Wen pursed his lips and said helplessly: "Since the provocation can't be attracted, then you can only come up with another trick." ”

"Do you have any tricks?" The women were surprised, what kind of moth was going to come out of this white boss.

Bai Wen picked up the microphone again, and then in the stunned eyes of the women, he shouted solemnly: "Hello zombies, we are merchants from the western part of the Celestial Empire, specializing in selling all kinds of blood food, just now those things are just a small misunderstanding, please don't be frightened, don't be hostile to us, we are here with goodwill and fatty blood food, a pound of fresh mutton only needs a second-level zombie crystal, we will dock on the river bank for three days, I hope you will come and buy it." ”

“……”

The women looked at the devastation on both sides of the strait, and the corners of their mouths twitched viciously, do you call this a small misunderstanding? Just scolded other people's zombies so ugly, and now you have solved a misunderstanding? Are you really a fool to be a zombie?

If Bai Ruxue and Li Rubing were here, they would definitely shake their heads and sigh and cover their faces with one hand.

"Sister... Brother-in-law, does this really work? Wu Ya asked with a dry laugh.

"How do you know if you don't try?" Bai Wen snapped his fingers and said to Zhen Meimei, the battle angel who was driving the boat: "Find a flat riverbank to dock immediately." ”

Then he said to Wei Yuan, the wind carp: "Didn't we load thousands of sheep when we came, and go kill a few to hang on the boat gang." ”

"Okay." Although Wei Yuan felt that it was unreliable to do this, she did not refuse and turned around.

Wu Wu pulled Wu Ya's clothes and asked in a low voice, "Did we pull sheep when we set off?" ”

Wu Ya shook his head: "I don't know, it must have been installed before we set off." ”

Wu Wu nodded, there is only such a reasonable explanation.

The huge warship anchored on the shore, and Wei Yuan had already killed more than a dozen sheep, hanging on the ship's bon, and the blood dripped into the river drop by drop, attracting many small zombie fish to fight, and then there was a burst of biting and devouring each other, and the scene was extremely bloody and terrifying.

The thick smell of blood continued to drift out with the breeze, and the zombies who were extremely sensitive to fresh flesh and blood were all attracted to it.

In the cave in the mountain, two bats flew in, and Lao Yuan shouted: "The beast king is not good, those humans hung out fresh blood food, and said that only one second-level zombie crystal is needed for a catty, and said that he is here to do business, and he is here with good intentions, let us buy his blood food." ”

"Huh? And such things? The huge figure spoke unexpectedly.

"Yes, you better hurry up and think of a way, they have hung up the blood food, and they have already attracted a lot of zombies to us, if you don't care, they will definitely not be able to resist the temptation." Bat Zombie Road.

The huge figure smiled bitterly: "Don't talk about them, even this king can't help it, how long have we not eaten fresh flesh and blood?" ”

The zombie bat smiled bitterly: "If the subordinates remember correctly, it should have been three years, and we are really hungry to gnaw on zombies, but the meat of our kind is too smelly, so that the corpses have exhausted their appetites." ”

The Beastmaster smiled, "In that case, it's time for us to satisfy our hunger." ”

"You mean to do business with each other? What if it's their trick? ”

"Then let's hold our ground first, and we won't stop the zombies under our command from contacting, let's see the situation first!"

"Okay."

On the shore, countless zombies stared at those fresh blood and food drooling, but they didn't dare to go out to trade rashly, those cannons on the warship were not a joke.

Bai Wen is not in a hurry, he has already noticed the zombies hiding in the forest, they will come out to buy blood food sooner or later, and he is not afraid that they will come hard, is his cannon vegetarian?

After waiting for nearly two hours, there was finally a zombie who couldn't help it, it was a leopard that could walk upright, he roared and rushed over, with a piece of zombie crystal in his mouth, and strode to the counter in charge of the wind carp, threw the crystal on the counter, and roared: "Bring me a pound of mutton, I want it fresh!" ”

Feng Feng and Wei Yuan didn't expect that there were really zombies coming to buy blood food, they were stunned at first, then glanced at Bai Wen on the boat, and immediately started to cut a pound of bloody mutton for the leopard and handed it to the leopard.

The leopard roared excitedly, stuffed it directly into its mouth and began to bite and devour, but a pound of mutton was not enough for it to stuff between its teeth.

It swallowed the mutton and stared at the other mutton with a hungry and greedy gaze, a little like trying to grab it.

But the wind carp suddenly sneered, and the howitzer barrel of the raider appeared on his arm, and fired a shot at the stone not far away. Just listened to the sound of 'boom', and a boulder weighing hundreds of tons was directly blown to pieces, so frightened that the leopard zombie didn't dare to stay any longer, turned around and ran.

Bai Wen picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, zombies, we are serious businessmen, as long as you bring zombie crystals, we will sell you blood food, but if there are corpses who want to rob them, then I'm sorry, Lao Tzu's cannon is not a vegetarian." ”

(End of chapter)