Chapter 39: Can Science Make You Grow Your Hair?

Tang Xuan didn't let Xiao Lori run away this time, because he was worried that the more times Xiao Lori went violent, the sooner she would be caught by the local police system. Little Lori's range of motion is fixed, and as long as the police want to catch her, they will definitely be able to catch her. The reason why little Lori is still at large is because she has not yet attracted the attention of the police system.

Although little Lori has shown extraordinary abilities, but because she is cute enough, the value of food is not high, and now people believe in science. So only one of the people who was robbed by her called the police, and the others just posted a circle of friends (PS: Meng is just you can do whatever you want).

The affairs of the Divine Favor are still a secret at the federal level. So when the police heard the person who called the police say 'magical girl', 'vicious attitude', and 'robbing caterpillar bread', they felt that their IQ was insulted. Therefore, not only did he not file a case, but verbally educated the person who called the police, and warned him that if he dared to report a false police report, he would be severely punished.

Alert: ???

Although there were many witnesses at that time, the time was still short, and public opinion did not ferment. Tang Xuan's line is to take Xiao Lori away before she attracts the attention of the police system.

Just as the ship was about to take off, the radio began to announce: "Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome to Star Alliance member Southern Star Airlines flight CZ0057 to the Xuanniao Star Domain......"

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Tang Xuan closed the game board and stuffed it into his backpack.

Daxing Space City handles an average of more than 3,700 spacecraft per hour, and it looks like a fixed 'meteor shower' on the ground. Tang Xuan's China Southern Airlines passenger ship was not conspicuous among them. Like other departing passenger spacecraft, it was accelerated by the gravitational pull of the North Star for half an hour before entering a state of transition and disappearing from view.

......

"Do you believe that there are gods in the world?"

Guo Lisi's expression was very serious.

Sitting next to him was a bald boy in a plaid shirt, and the bald boy touched the top of his head, and he said, "What kind of god are you talking about?" The omniscient and omnipotent kind is still what the archaeologists have come up with...... The old gods, it seems to be called this, right? ”

Guo Lisi was silent for two seconds: "Ancient God." ”

He suddenly felt that he would regret talking to the bald boy about this, but reality did not withdraw the key.

"The ancient gods are spicy chicken!"

Golis's expression froze.

"Can that thing be called a god? At best, it's an unknown sapient creature, and it's long since extinct, Spicy Chicken! For the first time, Lao Tzu heard that God is a race that can be destroyed. I really don't know what archaeologists think, it's just a taint of the ancient gods. The bald boy pouted, "Does Mr. Ke know?" If you really want to have an ancient god, you must at least have a horizontal line with Mr. Ke! The Old Gods are just a bunch of spicy chicken! Fighter in Spicy Chicken! ”

Gollis's shoulders shook uncontrollably.

Damn humans!

Do you know who you're talking to?

I really want to pull your tongue out......

"What are you doing!!

A loud roar suddenly sounded from behind.

"What are you two talking about? Xu Kemin, are you still talking excitedly? Does the company pay you just so that you can chat during working hours? Is there anything you have to say during work hours? Is the job done? Can't you help other colleagues when you're done? Don't you want to do it anymore?! ”

Other employees silently turned off the game, typed on the keyboard in a serious manner, and pretended to be serious about their work.

Guo Lisi and the slightly bald boy were frightened, and said in unison: "I'm sorry, manager, we don't dare anymore!" ”

"Humph! This month's salary will be deducted by 200 each! ”

A middle-aged woman in professional attire walked behind them with her head held high, her expression full of disgust and disdain.

Guo Lisi's face suddenly fell.

Originally, the income was less, and two hundred had to be deducted.

If you want to ask why [Wallis Guo] appeared in the human company, is it a distortion of human nature or ...... This is actually a sad (slippery) and sad (funny) story.

After leaving the clinic, Golis first bought a few necessities to survive in human society, then rented a house and moved all the supplies for federal relief to him. Until dark, all of them were still following their normal trajectory.

With 230,000 federal benefits, Golis was able to live comfortably for three years even if he didn't do anything. But as he sat on the balcony at night thinking about how to spread the faith, a mysterious message entered his new watch.

The other party claimed to be MMS Federal Security Service, said that he was suspected of money laundering, asked him to cooperate with the verification of the situation, and had to transfer the money in the card to a "safe account" set up by the police system.

Afterward......

Now the real police system is helping Gollis trace the whereabouts of the money, and it is said that it is expected to help him recover the money within three years. As for how he survived these three years, the police system recommended his current job for him.

The salary is low, but it includes food and housing.

Guo Lisi lost his divine power, and he would really die if he didn't eat or drink, so he had to accept the job and began to experience the hardships of human life (the ancient gods who lost their divine power are not much stronger than ordinary people, for details, please refer to [Willistan] who was killed by the protagonist at the beginning).

Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Guo Lisi looked at the bald boy out of the corner of his eye.

What's so good about science?

Can science make your hair grow?

Believe me differently, I can not only make your hair grow back, but also make you into big wavy curls.

Guo Lisi had an idea: "Do you want to grow your hair?" ”

This time his voice was extremely low.

The bald boy said in a low voice: "Why do you dare to speak, forget it, do you know any good hair growth supplements?" ”

Is there a real need?

Guo Lisi suppressed his excitement and said, "I have a way, you listen to me." I'll draw you a pattern, and you set up an altar in your house according to that pattern, and then pour water into it, and sing as you pour it. Once in the morning, noon and evening, stick to it for a month, and your hair will definitely grow. ”

The bald boy pondered for two seconds and then said, "Not to mention that it is illegal to spread superstition, and I can't sing." It's so troublesome, why don't I go for a hair transplant? ”

Guo Lisi was stunned: "Science still cares about this? ”

The bald boy rolled his eyes: "Science can still make men have children, where did you come from, you don't have any scientific knowledge, have you read nine years of compulsory education in vain?" ”

Guo Lisi was shocked: "Science can make men have children?!" ”

In the year 8024 of the new calendar, the mainstream religious beliefs have been fixed, and according to the Federal Office for Religious Affairs, no new schools of faith have been born in the last two hundred years. And most people who have faith do not believe in gods, but only use faith as a spiritual sustenance.

Wallis Guo is the first to awaken the ancient god and the weakest ancient god, he is not good at spreading faith, and the planet he came to is one of the most scientifically conscious planets in the whole Federation. It was to be expected that his missionary journey would be extremely difficult. In addition, it is also worth thinking about whether he still has the energy to serve under the 996 blessings.

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The story of [Wallis Guo] will appear more in the aftermath until [Star Escape-2] is launched.

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