After a night of sleeping on the Internet, Yu Xu's patience with Wang Defa finally reached the limit, "Why do you want to sleep on the streets when you are rich!?" Do you keep the money to have a baby?! ”

"Xue Zai, you don't understand this, having money doesn't mean that you can do it at will. And, as far as we are walnuts and dates, do you think we can afford to live in an inn? ”

“…… All right. ”

Seeing Yu Xu's compromise, Wang Defa was also relieved, he couldn't say that he had money, and he took advantage of Yu Xu's inattention to make a small gamble last night, and he lost it all.

If Yu Xue knew about this, he would definitely be torn alive, and he would definitely not let him know.

Good children can't learn from Wang Defa.

"Author, shut up!"

Fortunately, sleeping on the street is not too miserable, at least it lasted until the appointed time, and 'Di Renjie' also arrived as promised, and the rest only needed to board the boat.

It's just that the situation is slightly different from what they imagined.

did not pretend to be a man, but appeared in front of Wang Defa in his truest appearance, and said with a guilty face: "I'm sorry Brother Wang, in fact, I am a daughter, and I'm sorry for hiding it from you." ”

"This ......" Yu Xue looked at Wang Defa: "We have known this kind of thing from the beginning, but why do you recover your true body now?" ”

!!! As soon as ∑ (゚Д゚ノ) said this, 'Di Renjie' was extremely shocked: "What!?" You already knew? So what have I been doing so far?! ”

"This kid is so cute, he really thinks he's perfectly disguised."

As soon as these words came out, Yu Xue had to beware of Wang Defa, if he made a casual move on others, it would not be a joke, after all, Wang Defa is a guy, but his face is quite good.

"Woo ̄へ ̄. Did you think something rude? ”

It's really a keen guy.,Just thinking about it for a while was discovered.,It looks like you can't think about anything dangerous in the future.。

Yu Xu, who was thinking like this, didn't bother to explain anything to Wang Defa, and continued to ask: "That Di ...... Miss Di, why are you changing back now? ”

"Let me explain this to you." A middle-aged man walked over from behind and explained to them: "You are the so-called Brother Wang and Brother Yu, in Xia Di Renjie, Sister She's causing you trouble." ”

“…… (⊙_⊙) Seeing the person coming, Yu Xue was stunned for a moment, and then quietly asked Wang Defa: "Is this guy in front of you really Di Renjie?" Why is it a little different from what I know? Is Di Renjie this kind of middle-aged greasy uncle? ”

"Uh...... Hmm......" Wang Defa was also a little speechless for a while, and then said: "I think, Li Yuanfang should be asked about this matter." ”

"That's a fictional character from film and television, and there is no such character as Li Yuanfang in history."

"Then I don't have to ask." ┐(‘д’)┌

"......" What should I do, it seems to hit this guy now, is it really okay? Yes, the author?

What's this...... You ask my girlfriend.

"Don't you have a girlfriend?"

That's not to ask. ┐(‘д’)┌

(╬ ̄dish ̄)

Ignoring Yu Xu, who was so angry that he couldn't say a word, Di Renjie had already begun to preach to his sister: "How many times do you have to say it for your brother, don't go out in disguise as a man, don't think that your brother's name makes friends, and now there is still a rumor outside that your brother is a merry little gentleman, don't you feel guilty?" ”

"I'm sorry ......"

"ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas." Di Renjie couldn't control his sister at all, so he could only apologize to Wang Defa again: "I'm sorry, my sister has caused you trouble, as compensation, this flower-viewing parade, I will accompany ...... below"

"Stop!" Wang Defa immediately interrupted Di Renjie's words: "Do you think I will be happy to have a middle-aged greasy uncle accompany me?" No, not at all, it's better to find a few beautiful young ladies to accompany you. ”

"Middle-aged greasy uncle...... I'm only twenty years old! Di Renjie pointed to himself and explained to Wang Defa, but he didn't look like a twenty-year-old young man.

"You're twenty years old? If you are twenty years old, then Lao Tzu will be eighteen years old. ”

“(⊙o⊙)… Aren't you eighteen? ”

"Lao Tzu is a ......" Before Wang De finished speaking, Yu Xue covered his mouth and said first: "This guy is actually nineteen years old, ahaha......"

You can't directly say that Wang Defa is actually over a thousand years old, but Yu Xu's embarrassed smile made me embarrassed.

Regarding Yu Xu's appearance, Di Renjie didn't care: "What, aren't you also very young." ”

"You...... Whining......! Woo——! Wang Defa, who was covered and couldn't say a word, kept struggling, but unfortunately with his weak strength, he couldn't break free from Yu Xu's arm at all.

In fact, Yu Xue was also very puzzled: "Being said to be young, are you so unwilling?" ”

"Of course, so that I can't see the shocked look of others when they know my age, and I can't take advantage of others, let alone use my old man card!"

…… This is probably the difference between men and women, women always like others to say that they are younger, while men just like to be older, and then take advantage of others, and be called uncle and grandfather by others, which is really unstoppable.

Yu Xue was also speechless, and she didn't bother to care about Wang Defa, so she threw him aside and talked to Di Renjie: "Di ...... Ahem, Brother Di, we have just come to Jiangnan to visit, and we just heard that a flower viewing party is being held here, if you can, please let us go along. ”

"No problem, I'm actually very interested in you too, so let's talk while we go." The two then walked away hand in hand.

Wang Defa, who was thrown aside, grabbed a handful of grass to express his mood at the moment, and stared at Yu Xue viciously, as if he wanted to make a hole in his back.

It's really infuriating, throw it away when it's used up, and really treat people as tools?

This is the 'Di Renjie' who pretended to be Di Renjie and came to Wang Defa: "I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I lied to you before, in fact, my real name is Di Renying." ”

"It's okay, I won't care about such a trivial matter, anyway, Ren Ying, do you want to do something interesting with my brother."

"⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄that...... This one...... Brother, he ...... "Di Renying squirmed, looking hesitant, obviously having been deceived by Wang Defa's skin."

"Don't care about your brother's opinion, you've grown up, it's time to have your own opinions." Wang Defa went up and put his arms around Di Renying's shoulders, held her in his arms, stared at her eyes, and his hands were not idle.

Yu Xu, who had already walked away, hurriedly turned back when he saw this, went up with a punch, and then grabbed Wang Defa's skull, apologized to Di Renying and left.

After they left, Di Renying sat on the ground limp and launched a nymphomaniac: "Brother Wang is so handsome......"

But this nymphomaniac didn't last long, and saw that the boat of the flower viewing party had slowly sailed away: "Hey! Wait a minute! I'm not on the boat yet! ”