"Ahhhh————hh

Melodious, tactful, and twists and turns of arias echo above the endless black river, hovering in the mist-shrouded stone hall.

Lu Xiaoming was miserable by Ding Cheng.

A pot full of freshly boiled boiling water was poured on Lu Xiaoming's face without leaking.

Although Lu Xiaoming's skin is relatively thick, it is so thick that if you take off her skin and use it as the sole of her shoes, it will not be worn out in the next life.

But no matter how thick the skin is, it can't withstand such a domineering side leak.

"Ahhhhh————h

"Ahhh

What echoed in everyone's ears was Lu Xiaoming's heartfelt aria.

This aria is like a singing opera, long, tactful, twists and turns, lingering, and intriguing.

Ding Cheng lowered his head slightly, not daring to imagine what kind of wonderful picture Lu Xiaoming's face would be on his face now.

But just from her voice, you can see that

The excitement on her face now must be extraordinary.

Alas.

Ding Cheng sighed leisurely, this is really a story of a man and a woman's tears.

Lu Xiaoming's melodious aria hovered over the stone hall.

All beings present were affected by her emotions.

Milk Yao, Reina, Meiyin, Shiyin, thoughtfully stretched out their hands to plug their ears.

The spiritualists who were boiling below the ship were all stunned by the sound.

And Ellie, who was in a coma, was simply woken up by Lu Xiaoming's howl.

"What's going on?"

Ellie, who had just woken up, didn't know anything about what had just happened, she looked at Lu Xiaoming ignorantly, feeling as if her condition had worsened.

"Such a horrible face, polluting my eyes." Ellie said in fright, shrinking into Ding Cheng's arms and covering her eyes with her hands.

If Ding Cheng's boiling water attack caused an attack on Lu Xiaoming is a hundred, then the attack on Lu Xiaoming caused by Ellie's inadvertent words is a hundred cubes.

Lv Xiaoming: ???

Delicately taking out a small mirror from his sleeve, Lu Xiaoming skillfully took a self-portrait in the mirror, and then fell into a huge shock.

"Ahhhhh

"My face as a peerless beauty who is shy of flowers and sunken fish and geese————"

"That's not going to be good." Ding Cheng said euphemistically.

Lv Xiaoming: ???

The short pause did not affect Lu Xiaoming's expression of emotions, and she quickly regained her feelings.

"My ————face as a peerless beauty who is shy of flowers and sunk fish and geese in the moon can be regarded as ruined by you."

Lu Xiaoming sighed, not only was there no sadness in her voice, but there was also a feeling of excitement and excitement.

Lu Xiaoming smiled eatingly, his eyes wandered, and he looked at Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng: ???

Ding Cheng was a little unsure for a moment. I can't tell if Lu Xiaoming's face is more terrifying, or if she is more terrifying.

was output by the riding face, not only was she angry, but she was still a little excited?

Is this a normal human reaction?

Oh no. Lu Xiaoming is not human.

Is this the reaction of a normal evil spirit?

Something is wrong!

She's pretending? Pretending to be smiling? Ding Cheng quickly guessed the motive for Lu Xiaoming's unusual behavior.

Okay, it's really an unusual woman, she can still stay calm after being put out by the face, she must be planning a counterattack in her heart at the moment, it seems that I have to be vigilant!

"Maybe maybe your ability is working?" Ellie sat next to Ding Cheng and gently reminded Ding Cheng.

The special function of love experts is that they will not be annoying to women by doing anything.

Even if it's something very excessive.

Ding Cheng: ???

No, no.

Is that okay?

Ding Cheng fell into deep thought, this is Lu Xiaoming smiled and said slowly.

"It's so cool, it's exciting, it's so comfortable!"

"It's such a pleasant feeling that I haven't tasted since I was sixteen."

"You know what? I grew up watching "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", and my favorite heroine is Yin Li. What I want to be most is Zhongli. Because I want to have a face like Yin Li. ”

"When Yin Li's face suppurated because of spider toxin, I was excited; When Yin Li's face became worse and worse the more he ate the fake medicine, I was excited again; When Yin Li was forced by Zhou Zhiruo to have plastic surgery on Spirit Snake Island, I was excited again. It's so exciting, can you guys feel this feeling of pleasure with waves of orgasms? ”

Lu Xiaoming said excitedly, his eyebrows fluttering.

Ding Cheng and Ellie were shocked.

This...... Lu Xiaoming, destroy the three views!!

Mouth area.

"Vomit"!

Ellie hung her head to the side of the boat and vomited literally.

"Neurotic, you! Perverted! ”

Ellie patted her chest in horror.

"She's a pervert." Ding Cheng comforted Ellie and patted her on the back slowly.

After contacting Lu Xiaoming's usual style, Ding Cheng was not surprised by her dangerous speech.

This is indeed very similar to what Lu Xiaoming would say.

Because Lu Xiaoming herself is a pervert, in layman's terms, she is mentally abnormal and her brain is wat.

Think about it, if a person is not a pervert, he will dress himself up as a little girl every day at the age of 35, and specially pick up the night when the night is dark and windy, and trick passers-by into the secret room to intimidate?

Ding Cheng still remembers the scene when he and Lu Xiaoming first met in the auditorium.

There are three coffins in the auditorium from left to right, which are his grandfather, stepmother, and half-brother.

Lu Xiaoming is such a woman.

However, despite realizing this, Ding Cheng still felt a deep shock.

Because he never knew that Lu Xiaoming would get pleasure from doing M.

Love expert turns ghost into M?

Forehead.

Ding Cheng held his forehead and heard a tremor in his heart.

It was the sound of his three views shattering again.

And at this moment, on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea.

Lu Xiaoming, who paused for a moment, plucked up the courage to confess affectionately to Ding Cheng.

"Ding Lang, I saw Moon River Park from afar that day, and then I said goodbye to March, and I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't hesitate to find it here, just to see you again, this is what I mean to Ding Lang."

"The wall immediately looked at each other from afar, and when I saw the king, I broke my bowel......"

"Don't copy some other people's stuff to me, I met you without a wall or immediately."

Ding Cheng interrupted Lu Xiaoming's slightly embarrassed confession, recalling the scene of the first meeting with Lu Xiaoming, Ding Cheng thought that it was not something worth remembering.

"And you don't accept this before and after performance. Embarrassing, especially embarrassing. ”

Ding Cheng ruthlessly refused.

But this did not affect Ms. Lui's self-confidence.

Lu Xiaoming smiled and continued to deal calmly.

"I don't think that's a problem."

？？？

Ding Cheng: ???

"The point is, I like you, you like me, isn't that the end of it?" Lu Xiaoming said with a righteous and solemn face, as a matter of course.

"Wait, why do I like you so much?" Ding Cheng was shocked.

"Where did you deduce the paradox of 'I like you'?"

"Please stop your nonsensical behavior!"

Ding Chengyi said solemnly, quickly dissociating himself from Lu Xiaoming.

And these, Milk Yao, Jiazi, and Shiyin, who felt the wind and grass, took their hands away from their ears one after another.

For a while, everyone's eyes were focused on Lu Xiaoming.

Lu Xiaoming smiled decently and generously, and asked Ding Cheng rhetorically in the rhetorical question form that Gongjing likes to use: "You don't like me, how can you splash me in the face with boiling water?" ”

"You don't like me, how do you know about my special fetish?"

"You don't like me, how can you fulfill my long-cherished wish for many years?"

Lu Xiaoming said seriously and affectionately, and every time she said a word, the faces of everyone on the boat darkened.

Lu Xiaoming happily took in everyone's expressions, folded his hands together to make a pious blessing, and then summed up to Ding Cheng: "These, I am the proof that Ding Lang loves me." ”

……

"Gross!" Ellie said.

"Nausea, nausea!" Milk Yao said.

"This woman doesn't have a lot of face." Yoshiko commented.

"It's so stupid, one moment modern, one moment classical, the performance is too much, negative points! Bad review! Mei Yin said.

"Bad review!" Shiyin said.

"Bad review!" Reina said.

All the women on the motorboat were very disgusted by Lu Xiaoming's performance.

"I want to kick her out, this is the territory of the Sonozaki family, why did she enter without permission? Private house! The law is unforgiving! ”

Shiyin said calmly, and the movement at hand had already begun.

"Yoshiko, do you still have the boiling water you just boiled?" Mei Yin asked calmly.

"Something else." Kako replied happily.

"That's amazing." Mei Yin also said happily, quietly falling into the kitchen.

At this moment, Lu Xiaoming still didn't know anything about the impending danger around him.

Until the jet of water from the high-pressure water gun slammed into her face.

Lu Xiaoming was intoxicated, and was suddenly swept away by the high-pressure water column.

Lv Xiaoming: ???

"Get out, you pervert." Shiyin calmly ordered, holding a water gun, and calmly strafed Lu Xiaoming.

Behind Shiyin's water gun is a thick conduit that plunges into the blackened sewage.

So the dissolved spiritualists were sucked into the catheter and sprayed at Lu Xiaoming quickly.

Devotional: ???

Without the slightest precaution, the spiritualists are sucked into the conduit of evil.

Shouting, shouting, waving their hands, the spiritualists did everything in their power to show resistance.

But it's a pity that Shiyin's catheter is very suckable, stable, reasonable, well-trained, and obviously prepared!

"Ahhhhh————h

The spirituals screamed in horror and were sucked into the catheter in tubes.

Howling is the fate of the spiritualists.

"Get out of here, crawl!" Shiyin shouted angrily, holding the water gun to stabilize the output, and each shot accurately hit Lu Xiaoming's head.

"Ahhhhh It's exciting, it's so cool. ”

Lu Xiaoming leaned back tactically, and kept shouting excitedly in his mouth.

"Kimochiii~~kimodei Kulai~~Atashi nookuni~~"

Lu Xiaoming continued to express his inner feelings with a Kansai accent while being sprayed, and he was satisfied.

Poetry: ???

Of course, Shiyin knew what Lu Xiaoming meant, and Shiyin was shocked.

The key is that Lu Xiaoming's words were not shouted at Shiyin, she was shouted at Ding Cheng, which made Shiyin even more frightened.

Bold, shameless, and lewd.

Offend public decency.

I have never seen such a brazen person in my life.

Shiyin looked at Lu Xiaoming in surprise and anger, this time Shiyin looked at Lu Xiaoming's eyes not only at the intruder, but at the enemy.

"Dirty woman, you go to die!"

This time, Shiyin directly aimed the muzzle of the gun at Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

Shiyin wants to spray all the dirty water and sewage in this pool into Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

"Ahhhh————hh

The spiritualists screamed in panic in the catheter, and soon they entered Lu Xiaoming's throat, entered the esophagus, and lost consciousness.

"Ahhhh————hh

Lu Xiaoming also shouted in shock.

"It's salty!"

"It's thick!"

Poetry: ???

Good guy, are you provoking me?

Die!

Shiyin expanded the speed at which the catheter absorbed water, and the spiritualists were sucked into the water gun at three times the speed and injected into Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

At the same time, the water level in the stone hall dropped rapidly.

Ding Cheng was surprised to find that the water level problem that could not be solved before was actually solved by Shiyin?!

The spiritualists all threw it to Lu Xiaoming to fight poison with poison!

Some of the unabsorbed sewage then falls back to the surface, but most of the sewage has been consumed in the water cannon attack.

"Good guy, I call it good guy."

Ding Cheng was shocked from the bottom of his heart, women's jealousy, so terrible!

The duel between women and girls is the Shura field.

Ding Cheng looked up at Lu Xiaoming, Lu Xiaoming had an absolute disadvantage in the PK, her face was sprayed by the high-pressure water column to the left for a while, and to the right for a while, switching back and forth as if she was having a seizure. But she's in good spirits.

To be precise, Lu Xiaoming is excited.

His shoulders trembled violently, and he continued to express his inner emotions in a Kansai accent.

"So comfortable!"

"Refreshing!"

"It's been a long time since I've enjoyed such an exciting feeling!"

"Please don't stop!"

"Ahhhhh————h

M Kitchen ecstasy.

Terrible shake M.

"This woman is terrible!"

"Let her see the power of boiling water!"

Ding Cheng: ???

With a roar, Rina and Meiyin joined the battle with a water hose each.

The water pipe sprayed liquid at Lu Xiaoming, and the liquid was transparent and still emitting white smoke?

Ding Cheng was shocked.

"It's ...... Boiled water? ”

"That's right, it's boiling water!" Reina and Mei Yin repeated solemnly, then opened the valve to the maximum and sprayed boiling water at Lu Xiaoming.

"Well, but her favorite thing is boiling water."

Lina and Meiyin didn't answer, and the three water jets directly sprayed Lu Xiaoming's body away.

As an evil spirit, Lu Xiaoming could have been suspended in the sky. For example, not long ago, she had been hiding behind the white fog and talking to Ding Cheng in a floating posture.

But the difference is that Lu Xiaoming flew actively just now, and now he flies passively.

"Ahhhh————hh

Lu Xiaoming felt that he was a launched rocket, his whole body was subjected to the high heat caused by friction, and his lower body was hot, because there was fuel supply.

Lu Xiaoming rose higher and higher like a rocket, higher and higher, and gradually rose to the ceiling of the stone hall.

However, this time, Lu Xiaoming did not feel the pain of the collision between his head and the stone wall.

This is not because the evil spirit has no substance, but because Lu Xiaoming's body is gradually becoming transparent from the bottom up.

Lu Xiaoming himself finally realized this.

"It's ......"

"Ahhhh————h

The sensation of melting comes from the bottom up.

Lu Xiaoming and the water vapor in the sky melted into one.

Drip.

A brand new solution drops onto the surface of the water.