Chapter 9 Big Guy, Are You Missing Leg Pendants?

The lord was willing to hold a kind stand before, and that was because his interests were not touched.

Now the annoyed lord can't think about it so much.

What Charlotte, a stupid woman with long breasts and no brains!

Fooling around with men every day, if it weren't for her a little look, I would have kicked her early!

I don't know what to do!

The lord's fat face was puffed into a strange shape.

Where he didn't notice, Robbie, who bowed his head and looked like a little daughter-in-law, silently moved away a little, Charlotte crossed her arms and moved her eyes to the sky, and Zhou Zhou, who was dressed in a big robe, pulled the brim lower.

How ugly this is!

At this time, I have to admire Test, who is still unchanged at this moment.

The lord thought they were afraid, and showed a cruel smile: "Give it to me!

Charlotte looked at her shiny dagger and pondered the possibility that she would kill herself by beating them all to pieces.

It seems that there is something! I want to pick up the skin of the dead fat man.

"Ahh

Charlotte was eager to clench her fingers, but before she could make a move, she saw a flash of blue light in front of her eyes, and her vision was clear.

Then she saw the mysterious mage standing in front of her, and a bunch of soldiers were lying in the clearing.

Wow...... It is said that the body is soft and easy to overthrow...... Charlotte's mouth opened wide, and the short knife clenched tightly in her hand fell to the ground.

The mage gave Charlotte a strange look and pointed to the corner of her mouth, and Charlotte quickly wiped her mouth and touched her saliva. During this period, the lord zombie generally got up from the ground, and a vine from nowhere whipped it.

The lord screamed and fell to the ground with a bang, and dust flew on the ground.

Charlotte swore that she could definitely see a hint of disgust in the mage's eyes that didn't eat the fireworks of the world.

Boss, do you still lack leg pendants?

Zhou Zhou actually planned to hang up on his own business, but then he couldn't help but make a move.

"Why?"

Zhou Zhou [staring at the sky]: Ah, the weather is so good today......

"Don't change the subject. ”

Zhou Zhou: That product is too ugly......

What can I do...... Can't hold me back.

Zhou Zhou smiled awkwardly at the pavilion chief's disdainful expression: After finishing a vote, go home and sleep.

Suddenly I felt my sleeve being pulled on.

emmmmm...... Why does everyone who comes here like to pull someone's sleeve......

The young, handsome woman blinked and looked at herself with sparkling eyes.

If you don't cute, don't sell cute, don't embarrass yourself. Zhou Zhou looked at her with pity.

Charlotte looked down at the mage, wondering why the mage's eyes were so strange, were they twitching? No, no, no, I can't think about this, she got down to business: "Big ......, do you still lack a leg pendant?!

It's nothing far away, but when it's close, Zhou Zhou suddenly found that she needed to look up at Charlotte, and her face was dark: This woman is actually taller than me!

"She's not only taller than you, she's bigger than you. "The pavilion chief is talking cool there.

Zhou Zhou glanced at it covertly: It's really big and round......

She flicked her sleeves in anger and shook off Charlotte's hand, which she had done very skillfully since she came here.

Really, what is this girl doing when she grows so tall?

It's still so close to me!I don't know if I'm about to put it on.,Are you showing off!?

What's wrong with my shortness, I'm also 169 years old, okay!

What's wrong with my flat chest, flat chest saves fabric!

"Master Mage, can I follow you?" Charlotte was not discouraged when she was rejected, and simply showed her patience in chasing Robbie at school.

Although nothing came of it well in the end......

Zhou Zhou's face was expressionless, if it weren't for her facial paralysis, she would definitely twist her face and spray to death this big-breasted girl who showed off her height: "No." "It's okay to hit me once, and you want to hit me all the time in the future, no way!

"Master Mage, I'm very powerful, I can also follow by myself when you use the Wind Blast, I can also help you get rid of the miscellaneous fish that you don't need to shoot, you can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and you can beat the pervert and warm the bed!" Charlotte confidently walked sideways next to Zhou Zhou, so that she could see Zhou Zhou's expression, although she couldn't see anything with her hat hidden......

Zhou Zhou glanced at his little short legs and walked fast, Charlotte just took three steps to reach Zhou Zhou.

She's still walking sideways!

This man is so bad!

More convenient to display proud ...... Zhou Zhou covered his face: Ahhhhhh

What's wrong with your big breasts? What's wrong with your long legs?

Leg length......

"The leg length is indeed quite remarkable...... "The pavilion chief took control of a pile of herbs and threw them into the homemade stone pot.

Zhou Zhou succumbed to height. But she will never admit that she envies other people's breasts......

But the person who made her give in didn't intend to let her go, and kept "beeping".

Zhou Zhou: "......" I'm so angry.

People who are friends with her know that height and flat chest are the only pain in Zhou Zhou.

The family is all giants, and she is a sixteen-year-old girl who is two heads taller than her and two sizes bigger......

Charlotte is still gushing about self-recommended pillows...... Oh no, Mao Sui recommended himself, but the mage who was originally buried in the road suddenly stopped, Charlotte braked suddenly, and looked at the mage with shining eyes: "Master mage......"

The mage looked up, revealing his face hidden under his hat.

White and tender bun face, looks very young, and has very oriental eyes......

That's right, Zhou Zhou is a round-faced plate, but generally people who make friends with her pay more attention to her facial features, which is very iceberg-like...... How can anyone look directly at the shape of the face......

Wow, I really didn't follow the wrong person!Charlotte Star Eyes: It's so strong at such a young age (at least better than those old mages who show off their might, they can't kill so many people in one instant) must be very talented!

The mage had the face of an angel, and the angel slowly spoke: "I'm hungry, you go cook!"

"Angel ...... Bah...... Master Mage, you've taken me!" Charlotte almost slipped out, she met the mage's probing gaze, quickly put her feet together, and stood up straight: "Guarantee to complete the task!"

Then she immediately went to look for food, and when she walked away, she saw her jumping on the spot with her hands clenched into fists: "Yes!"

Zhou Zhou: "What a stupid ......"

The pavilion chief was stirring the asphalt-colored liquid in the pot with a spoon, and his head—probably the head—did not raise his head—and said, "Things gather by like, and people by groups." ”

Zhou Zhou was angry: "What do you mean!?"

Pavilion Chief: "Your brain is really bad. "You didn't understand me when I said it so clearly.

Zhou Zhou suddenly remembered that she was stupid and cute when she first contracted a living being, how could she be so bad at this time, she jokingly said casually: "I said that you shouldn't have a dual personality......"

“......”

"Nope. ”

"Did you know you get blush when you lie?"

The pavilion chief covered his face: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"Hahaha idiot, do you have a face?" Zhou Zhou laughed: "If you weren't weak-hearted, would you cover your face?"

Pavilion Chief: "Zhou Zhou!"

Zhou Zhou plucked out his ears: "Hey, I know that my name is good, but you can't call it every day, I don't know, I think you like me." ”

Pavilion Chief: How can there be such shameless human beings in the world!

"How could I be shameless?" it turned out that he had accidentally said what was in his mind.

The pavilion chief thought that he had relented, and smiled sneeringly, and before he could say any declaration of victory, he heard her touch her face and continue: "My face is so good-looking, how can I be reluctant to do without it?"

The pavilion chief was expressionless: "Dwarf winter melon." ”

Zhou Zhou jumped up: "What did you say!?"

"Washboard. ”

Zhou Zhou: "If you hadn't made me so short......, would I be like this?"

The pavilion chief sneered and said softly, "This is your real height and measurements." ”

Zhou Zhou automatically blocked the noise.

"Master Mage, I'm back. Not far away, a tall man stood on tiptoe to greet her, and then ran to Zhou Zhou with long legs for a while, so why did he tremble......

Zhou Zhou from top to bottom: "......" I rely on ......

Pavilion Chief: "Poof. "Mock mercilessly......

Zhou Zhou: I'm so angry!

Zhou Zhou looked at Charlotte empty-handed: "......"

Charlotte: "Oh, I'll move over right now!" and she shuddered and ran out into the forest.

"Bang!" a large bear got off her shoulder and slammed it to the ground.

Zhou Zhou stood in place without moving, don't get me wrong, she was just stunned: the big-breasted royal sister is not the royal sister......

It's Transformers!

Charlotte didn't know that she had become a violent King Kong in the eyes of the great god, she pulled out a short knife, quickly peeled the bear's fur without hesitation, picked up a bunch of branches to make a fire, and then grinned silly at the mage: "......"

Zhou Zhou took a step back.

Charlotte: "......"

"Ahem...... "It's over, he's disgusted with me!" "Master Mage, it's going to ......be fine right away," Charlotte wiped her sweat and suddenly smelled a mixture of dust and sweat.

It stinks......

Isn't that because of this...... Charlotte quietly glanced at Zhou Zhou and found that the people were clean and tidy, and there was not a trace of dust on the feet of the long and mopping cyan robe. Charlotte felt like she was telling the truth.

Zhou Zhou stood next to him (the ground was too dirty to sit), watching Charlotte make a barbecue with so many expressions, white for a while and red for a while, and looked into the distance with a desperate face.

"She's not sick...... the creature seemed to be silent for a long time before he spoke, and he (let's call it that for now) looked at the world through Zhou Zhou's eyes.

Zhou Zhou saw that Charlotte was quite healthy and lively, but after thinking about it, he still didn't refute: "It's obvious." "I'm sick in the brain.

"Ah, wouldn't that be dead?"

Zhou Zhou groaned: "Not necessarily, it may last for a few days." ”

"Then you have a way. The pavilion chief's voice was a little strong.

“emm......”

Pavilion Chief: "What do you mean?"

"I mean, you don't really have a dual personality......

"How do you know? Did he tell you! It's so unreliable......" the creature muttered dissatisfied.

"You're the one who made a contract with me. ”

Creature Being: "You know that!"

Zhou Zhouxin said: Isn't this nonsense, your two personalities are so different......

The creature was impressed: "You are so smart!"

Zhou Zhou was just about to say: That's.

"No wonder some people say that they have big breasts and no brains, it seems that small breasts really have long brains!" The creatures who made Zhou Zhou's body by hand knew Zhou Zhou's measurements very well.

Zhou Zhou: I was wrong, I just praised you for being much better than your personality, obviously the same poisonous tongue!

It's just that one sprays venom all the time, and the other is ignorant and hurts people unintentionally......

Charlotte's cooking is delicious, and Zhou Zhou's favorite thing is to listen to gossip while eating.

Zhou Zhou was waiting for Charlotte to speak, but Charlotte had been silent, Zhou Zhou felt that this girl was probably nervous, and she couldn't talk too much for a while, and she couldn't hold back a word for a while.

As everyone knows, people think that Zhou Zhou likes to be quiet, and he finally achieved his goal, and he must not make his thighs unhappy.

Zhou Zhou simply stiffened the pavilion chief and spoke: "Since you have two personalities, what should I call you?"

The creature was doing the same action as the pavilion chief, boiling medicine, and he added some medicinal herbs to it: "Whatever, it's just a code name." ”

Although it's two personalities, the personality is still similar, and even the answer is the same.

"I'll call you Qinghuan. ”

"Qinghuan, it's good, it's good, but why does it feel so strange, why......"

Zhou Zhou laughed secretly: Because this is the name of the girl.

But she can't say that.

"The taste of the world is refreshing. Zhou Zhou looked at the fragrant bear paw in his hand and said.

Qing Huan still didn't understand: "But ......"

Zhou Zhou forcibly changed the topic: "It's been so long, and I don't know if you're a boy or a girl?"

Qing Huan really took the bait: "Ah...... It's like, oh, whatever gender we like about someone, we have whatever gender. ”

"Puff, cough, cough, cough, ......" Zhou Zhou, who was enjoying the food, suddenly coughed heartbreakingly.

Charlotte hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhou Zhou: "Master Mage, you eat slowly, and no one will rob you of ......"

Zhou Zhou ignored Charlotte, nonsense, Charlotte said this, she could ignore her!......?

"Are you a shemale?" Zhou Zhou narrowed his eyes at the white mist.

Qing Huan exploded, and threw the spoon of boiling medicine into the pot: "You are a shemale, you are a shemale!"

"Who do you say is a shemale, you really can't speak!"

Zhou Zhou: "......"

This little kid's voice is quite tender, but it is unexpectedly magical......

It's just that you keep shouting in your head: "Wow, ah, ah, ah, you're a shemale, you scold me, you scold me, you scold me, you scold me......"

Zhou Zhou couldn't ignore him at all like ignoring the pavilion chief (call him for the time being).

Zhou Zhou put down the bear's paw.

"Why don't you eat it, Master?"

Zhou Zhou was full of "Wow, ah, ah, ah, you are a ladyboy, you scold me, you scold me, you scold me, you scold me......", and said without love: "What is the sorrow of life, and what is the fear of death...... We want to be the successors of socialism, we can't have both fish and bear's paws, and those who give up fish and take bear's paws are also, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the point that the brain is no longer ......"

Charlotte had a headache when she heard it, thinking that the mage was chanting a mantra, which was probably similar to chanting a spell for the students who were being tortured, and it seemed that Charlotte was a warrior and not a good material for learning

Charlotte hugged her head in pain: Could it be that the mage decided that it is better not to have a clean leg pendant so much, and it is better to kill people and kill people?

No, no, no!

Charlotte's mouth pursed, and her eyes instantly filled with tears.

Poor Zhou Zhou saw the big-breasted royal sister looking at her with a face full of grievances, and she was frightened for a moment by myocardial infarction, rolled her eyes and almost fell off a vine.

Charlotte didn't know that she had just brushed shoulders with death, and she was still happy that the mage didn't recite the "spell", it turned out that the mage ate this set, then my safety would be guaranteed in the future!

Charlotte was overjoyed, completely forgetting that she (I'm a mage's man, he killed the same as I did) and that she might not be hunted down if she had just killed the lord.

Master Mage didn't panic, why did I panic?

However, Zhou Zhou didn't know that there was such a thing, Zhou Zhou saw Charlotte so relaxed, and thought that it was normal for him to kill a lord casually.

In the midst of this misunderstanding, everyone was happy......