Chapter 30 Eating Dirt or Fart
The little emperor stood up suddenly, and after saying this, he pedaled and ran away.
Hearing the voice, Xiao Tao and Xiao Cao looked at them with shocked expressions.
Qiu Jue asked three times in the soul, who am I?
Where am I?
What did I do?
Little Peach and Little Grass silently stepped forward to pick up the fruit, ready to wash it and eat it for themselves.
Who would have thought that Qiu Jue suddenly squatted down and picked up the fruit and put it in his pocket.
She was also a little distressed, looked at Little Peach and asked, "What's crazy about him?" ”
Xiao Taohong shook her head, this is the master's business, how can she know.
Qiu Jue thought about it, felt a little depressed, and then stood in the courtyard and looked at the room where Moshi was for a long time.
Forget it, it's inevitable that the child will have a lot of thoughts when she gets older, besides, she's not a, why do you have so much heart?
Qiu Jue ignored the little emperor here.
The little emperor sat alone in the room sulking, and looked back at the door from time to time, as if to stare it out of a hole.
When night fell, Pu Gong and Lu Zhan also arrived.
As soon as he entered the door, Pu Gonggong knelt down in front of the little emperor, shouting for the protection of the emperor, and there were a lot of tears and snot, which made the little emperor's face appear a rare embarrassment.
The others retreated, and only then did the little emperor raise his hand to let him get up.
"Your Majesty, Mo Yi and they are also back."
The little emperor nodded, indicating that he knew, "I sent them over." ”
Pugong Gong bowed and stood aside, his face full of surprise, "Your Majesty, the emperor has a spirit, you have finally decided to use them!" ”
The little emperor turned around, glanced at him with some disgust, and said, "Wipe your tears." ”
The dangong smiled wryly, took out a handkerchief from his arms, and wiped his face.
"Let Mo Yi go and check, does Uncle Huang have anything to do with this matter?"
Suddenly, the little emperor opened his mouth and commanded such a sentence.
Pugong wiped his forehead for a moment, and raised his head in surprise, "Huai, King Huainan?" ”
"Not bad."
"The prince has always been loyal to the court, you ......"
Pu Gonggong recalled the instructions of the previous emperor and wanted to say more.
But he was interrupted by the little emperor, "I let the investigation naturally have my reason, there is no need to say more." ”
Pu Gonggong was shocked, and hurriedly took a step back and said yes.
He knew that this was a precursor to the little emperor's impatience.
The dinner at night was made by Xiaocao and Xiao Taohong.
The hall is not big, there are seven dishes and eight bowls of home-cooked dishes on the square table, but only Qiu Jue is seated on the table.
The other men ate in the courtyard, but the little emperor was nowhere to be seen.
Qiu Jue looked at the table full of food, the chopsticks were tossed in the middle, and Xiao Taohong next to her was waiting with all her heart.
Xiaocao stood on the other side, and after hearing Qiu Jue's tenth sigh, she asked cautiously, "Niangniang is worried about the emperor?" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she received a cold look from Qiu Chan, who was acting as the door god on the side, so frightened that she shook her body, took a step back, and hung her head and neck, like a frightened little quail.
Qiu Chan thinks that this little girl is really troublesome, she didn't see that her mother was annoying!
The chopsticks in Qiu Jue's hand stopped, then looked at Xiaocao, and asked, "This palace is not worried about him, he is above 10,000 people alone, what is there to worry about." ”
As if persuading herself, she used to treat Moshi as a child and let him do everything.
But his temper is getting more and more weird now, he is not happy at every turn, and he still drops things?
Although it is said that the world is his, Qiu Jue is a modern person, and he does not have that kind of thought in his bones.
I just feel that the little emperor has become unreasonable, just like a child in the rebellious period, and he can't get used to it.
Thinking like this, the meals on the table that I couldn't eat at all became even more cute.
She was eating here, and the courtiers outside were really anxious when they saw that the emperor was not out of the house and the food could not be delivered.
I didn't dare to eat them one by one.
It was Bai Yu, who sat there slowly and neatly eating, and was glared at by Master Taifu, but he just smiled.
I touched my stomach to show that I was hungry after a hard day.
Master Taifu was so angry that he turned around and stopped looking at him, not even wanting to say more.
"General Lee, this ......"
The biggest thing on their trip was not to provide disaster relief, but to protect the emperor who visited Weifu.
Now, people have come to Huai'an for nine lives, but they don't know what to do, so they don't eat.
When the prince went to persuade him, he was all driven out, not to mention their courtiers.
"I don't know what the Queen Mother said, she made the emperor so angry that she went on a hunger strike?" Li Jingzhi shook his head and looked at the room where Qiu Jue was a little weird.
Master Taifu deeply agreed, "Our emperor is so lovely, he is well-behaved and timid on weekdays, hey, this time I have suffered so many hardships when I leave the palace, it is really, it is not easy......"
"Otherwise, you can try." As soon as his voice changed, he wanted to push Li Jing forward.
As a result, Li Jingzhi just turned around lightly, and Master Taifu followed the inertia and almost flashed his old waist.
"Why don't you go?" Although the emperor seems to have a good temper and is well-behaved and lovely on weekdays, it is also the emperor.
The emperor is a creature, can he not be deduced according to common sense at all?
"Then, let's go and ask the Queen Mother?"
The two thought about it, they couldn't eat this meal behind them no matter what, so it was better to face the Queen Mother.
After all, the Queen Mother seems to be relatively gentle and easy to talk.
Qiu Chan hugged her sword and watched them approach coldly, and when she heard their intentions, she immediately turned around and returned to the Queen Mother.
When Qiu Jue heard this, he said, "Tell them that the palace is asleep." ”
Standing outside the door, the two adults who were hiding a belly of words were almost petrified.
Sleep? Asleep?
Can you still talk when you're asleep?
Still eating?
And you're so loud that you're afraid we won't hear it?
As a result, the two surnamed Li deeply felt that not only the emperor, but also the royal creatures were more terrifying.
The little emperor had been sitting at the window, his ears were on it, and he naturally heard the movement outside.
Hearing Qiu Jue say that, he was almost angry.
When he lifted his foot, he kicked over the shelf that was sitting next to him, and then the table, but he used too hard to kick his own foot.
Pu Gonggong was trembling when he watched from the side, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him see, but only one thing he got was a rolling word.
Well, it's better to get out of here than to stay here and be frozen into ice.
The little master's temper is becoming more and more terrifying now.
Pugong closed the door, glanced at the two Master Li, and silently looked up at the stars in the sky.
It's just that the starlight is not very good tonight, and the clouds are too thick to see the slightest light.
So they sat down silently and ate again!
Bai Yu put down the dishes and chopsticks and said that he was going out for a walk, but Master Taifu waved his hand and told him to hurry up.
This kid doesn't know how to leave more food for the teacher.
I wonder what kind of life they live at home, and now they have to squat under the old elm tree to eat.
Take a look at Li Jingzhi again, the name is quite civil, but it's human!
The person walked over, sat on the ground with his buttocks, sat there cross-legged, picked up the steamed buns on the table, one bite was more than half, and then one bite was gone.
As for the dishes, there were not many picks and drops by Bai Yu's kid, but now when I look at it, the two chopsticks go down, and half of the plate is empty.
Master Taifu didn't pay attention to it anymore, and quickly gobbled it up.
Or talk about other things when you're full.
As for the Duke Pu, he could only watch these two people, you have a spoonful of chopsticks and I have a spoonful, and before he could find a good place to sit down, the dishes on the plate were gone, gone.
Looking at Li Jingzhi again, a big man actually picked up the plate and poured the soup into his mouth, rolled his throat a few times, and swallowed it all.
Dangong held chopsticks in his hand, looked at the empty table, and was in a daze.
They are all the mainstays of the Celestial Empire, how can they be reincarnated like two starving ghosts.
At this time, Master Taifu, who wiped his mouth, seemed to have just discovered him, got up from the ground, patted his buttocks, and a puff of dust flew up, and asked, "Why doesn't Pugong eat it?" ”
After speaking, he glanced at the room where the little emperor was, patted him on the shoulder, shook his head and sighed.
I don't know what it means.
As for Li Jingzhi, he was even more straightforward, "Pugong is righteous, the emperor doesn't eat you, and he doesn't eat it, and sure enough, it's ......"
He farted as he spoke.
The two left directly.
Leaving the dangong dumbfounded, and then reacted, fuck, you all ate it all for me, what else do I eat?
Eat dirt or fart?
Early the next morning, before Qiu Jue woke up, he heard a noise outside.
It is the voice of the little pink.
"What's wrong?"
Qiu Jue got up and asked Qiu Chan, who was standing at the door.
"Little Peach left the food on the stove for the master, and said that a thief had entered the yard."
Qiu Jue likes to sleep lazily, always gets up late, rarely has breakfast, and when he is in the palace, he is ready to warm up first.
Just now, Xiao Taohong counted the time to go to the stove to prepare it for Qiu Jue, but as a result, when the lid of the pot was lifted, there was nothing in it.
Even the dishes were taken away.
was so angry that little peach scolded in the yard and was about to cry.
Xiaocao persuaded beside her, and the two girls went to the stove together.
Qiu Jue washed his face with the water sent by Qiu Chan, and after a casual make-up, he said, "But he? ”
Qiu Chan nodded.
In fact, don't think about it, Qiu Jue also knows that he is the little emperor, and there are masters such as Qiu Chan and Bai Yu Lu Zhan here. The thief did not come in vertically and went out horizontally.
"That's it." Qiu Jue was very helpless, she didn't sleep well last night, she had insomnia for the first time, and then she felt that she was too much.
Anyway, it was a twelve-year-old child.
Eight years younger than her real age, she was even thinking about children.
But thinking like this, I fell asleep again.
Presumably, the little emperor was really hungry, so he ran to the stove and secretly ate her food.
At noon, everyone who went out to busy was back.
According to Taifu, the king of Huainan made this trip for the accidental death of the local governor, and planned to take charge of the affairs of Huai'an City.
Just wait for the central government to transfer to the new Zhizhou.
When the people heard about him, they all admired him with great admiration.
But Lu Zhan brought different news.
"What do you say? King Huainan went to Mofu? ”
When Qiu Jue heard the news, he was directly stunned.
"Mofu, Mofu...... Could it be that he ...... with Mrs. Lin?"