"Oh forgot! I still have one condition that I haven't said. ”

Lin Jizhi remembered one thing and said, "After we are together, you have to give me gifts every month, if not, I will be angry!" ”

"After you get married, you can't pick up your parents to live in our house."

"When you quarrel, you must apologize and admit your mistakes."

"And I'm more afraid of pain, I have at most one child, and I don't have more children."

Ye Busheng: "? ”

Are you sure this is a condition?

Are you sure these conditions are for a boyfriend, not a submissive dog?

I've been single until I'm 28 years old, and I still can't see the reality clearly?

The dishes are on.

Ye Busheng: "Let's eat first!" ”

Lin Jizhi looked at Ye Busheng: "Hmm." ”

She wanted to give Ye Busheng a little time to think.

At this time.

On a table next to Ye Busheng, there was also a man and a woman, and they were all here on a blind date like Ye Busheng and Lin Jizhi.

is the same, the woman and Lin Jizhi are much the same, they are constantly asking the man.

For example, the woman's name should be added to the property, the monthly salary should be handed over to the woman, the bride price should be 880,000 yuan, and other similar requirements.

The man is bitter, and the blind date girl in this year has a super high vision!

The point is that these blind date girls can't see the reality clearly!

Let's not talk about being pretty.

The question is.

They are all ugly, but they are quite beautiful when they think about it.

The man already knows that he has no money, and the woman still doesn't know that she is ugly?

Thinking of this, the man glanced at Ye Busheng at the table next door, and had a feeling of empathy.

is the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, but I didn't expect them to go on a blind date in the same restaurant and meet the same kind of blind date girl.

"Hey! Are you listening to what I'm saying? ”

Finding that the man turned his head to look at the table next door, the woman was a little angry.

The man nodded perfunctorily: "Hmm." ”

Woman: "Then you agreed to what I just said about Dink?!" ”

Man: "??? ”

Dink! To put it simply, don't have children!

The man hurriedly refused: "Dink, I absolutely disagree!" ”

Hearing this, the woman's expression was cold: "Scumbag! Waste your mother's time! ”

As she spoke, the woman picked up her bag and left the scene directly, without giving the man face at all.

The man smiled and lowered his head to eat his dinner.

Normally, when you meet the woman on a blind date and say Dink, you must not agree!

Because the woman probably doesn't want to give birth.

But you can't give birth!

The difference between the two is that you can't give birth to a person who dies in your belly and so on......

……

When the food was almost finished, Lin Jizhi asked Ye Busheng: "What do you think of the conditions I told you just now?" Give me an answer! ”

Ye Busheng nodded and smiled: "My worth does not meet your requirements." ”

To tell the truth, Lin Jizhi's requirements are too low, and he is not a person of the same grade.

Lin Jizhi's face suddenly fell: "If you don't have money, you said it earlier!" ”

Watching her clean up and pick up a tissue to wipe her mouth, Ye Busheng said kindly: "Remind me, if you don't want to be single for another 28 years, you can lower your requirements and conditions appropriately." ”

Lin Jizhi sneered and sneered: "Don't think I don't know what you men are thinking!" ”

"At the end of the day, you just want to sleep with me! But they refuse to meet my conditions and requirements! Scumbag! ”

Ye Busheng: "......"

Lin Jizhi stood up and was about to leave, and said loudly: "It's already 20s!" Trouble be realistic, okay! ”

"I'm leaving, if you make enough money one day in the future, you can find me on WeChat."

Ye Busheng smiled and didn't want to say anything.

Blame me for being too talkative.

Seeing Lin Jizhi leave, Ye Busheng sat at the dining table and took out a napkin to wipe his mouth unhurriedly.

In fact, he could have taken out the key to the Maserati MC12 and taught Lin Jizhi a lesson.

But he didn't.

The reason is that Ye Busheng didn't wipe his mouth and paid the bill.

He is not the kind of man who likes to pretend to be forced around, if Lin Jizhi happens to go with him, he can pretend by the way!

Highlight the point, by the way!

Deliberately ran to drive a Maserati MC12 for Lin Jizhi, it's really stupid!

He will never drive a Maserati MC12 specifically for a Lin Jizhi!

"Brother, if you feel uncomfortable, it will be more comfortable to say it."

At this time, the man at the next table came to Ye Busheng and handed Ye Busheng a cigarette.

The man felt very uncomfortable, and when he saw someone like himself, he suddenly felt a little more comfortable.

He wanted to comfort Ye Busheng and make Ye Busheng more comfortable.

"I'm not uncomfortable, and I don't smoke, thank you."

Ye Busheng glanced up.

"Is that so?"

The man withdrew the cigarette in his hand and said with a smile: "I heard what you were talking to that woman just now, and it happened that I was also here on a blind date." ”

"Brother, the woman who went on a blind date with me has similar requirements as you, haha!"

He wanted to express that he was in exactly the same situation as Ye Busheng.

Everyone is a single dog who failed on a blind date and was called a scumbag.

Other than that! Everyone is poor and does not meet the standards of women.

"That's a coincidence!"

Ye Busheng glanced at him more and said with a smile: "I'm leaving." ”

Staring at Ye Busheng, who was smiling with a smile on his face and showing no signs of discomfort, the man was a little confused: "Brother, you don't seem to be uncomfortable at all, you are not even disappointed?!" ”

Ye Busheng: "Our Huaxia is so big, there must be thousands of brainless people, just get used to it." ”

Man: "??? ”

it! It makes sense!

The man's heart instantly felt a lot more comfortable: "That's great! Does the brother have time? I invite you to drink! ”

Ye Busheng picked up his backpack: "I don't have time, I'm in a hurry to go home and play games." ”

Man: "??? ”

Rushing home to play games, are you sure you don't have time?

Man: "If the blind date fails, don't drink to cool it?" ”

Ye Busheng patted the man's shoulder and said earnestly: "Next time, it will be!" ”

"Huh! Don't you really think about it! I'm so bored drinking alone! The man chased Ye Busheng to the front desk to pay.

After paying the bill, the man followed behind Ye Busheng: "Brother, have you ever driven?" We are so destined, do you want me to send you? ”

It's rare to meet a man in the same situation, similar, he wants to make friends with Ye Busheng!

Ye Busheng: "No." ”

The man tried to keep Ye Busheng: "I drive an Audi A4, 400,000 Huaxia coins!" ”

Ye Busheng paused, turned his head to look at the man.

The man laughed! Huaxia coins are really easy to use! You see, Ye Busheng was retained all of a sudden!

It's just that......

Ye Busheng: "It turns out that your car is so broken." ”

Man: "??? ”

After that, Ye Busheng pushed open the glass door of the restaurant and walked straight to the crowd at the door of the restaurant!

Through the crowd of people holding mobile phones to take pictures, you can see that there is a cool white sports car inside!

The lights are on!

Ye Busheng turned around and smiled at the stunned man, and reached out to open the car door.

Man: "??????????? ”

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