25. The new driver hits the road for the first time
Ride my beloved battery bike!
It never gets stuck in traffic!
Ride my beloved battery bike!
I'll be at the office right away!
……
As a new driver on the road for the first time, Ye Bing felt extremely excited, and she sang all the way to the sun.
It's just that a super dissonant voiceover breaks the beautiful scene of her fantasy.
"Isn't this big girl stupid, driving a battery car is not as fast as the old man, I ...... fast," complained from the seventy-year-old uncle on the side of the road.
Ye Bing suddenly burst into tears!
New drivers will be very scared when they drive fast for the first time!
There are cars everywhere, and if you die in a car accident, you just have to lie in the hospital and suffer, not to mention, it will cost a lot of money!
And if the hospital is really lying down, there will be no one to make money to support her, her daughter and her apprentices.
From a poor single mother and the voice of a lion tiger.
In the end, I can't even stand the system!
System: Master, the battery car can not only drive autonomously, but also avoid 100% of the surrounding obstacles, and there will be no accidents such as car accidents.
Ye Bing: 38 system, can I trust you?
System: Master, if you have a problem because of the use of the battery car, the main system will compensate you for 100 million points.
Ye Bing: For some reason, I suddenly felt that I was not afraid of death, and I was vaguely expecting that something would happen!
System: Master, there will be no compensation for man-made intentional accidents in the process of driving the battery car.
Ye Bing: I'm so disappointed, I missed a chance to make a fortune!
System:......
Ye Bing: In that case, my beloved battery car, speed up!
After receiving the command, the battery car, which was originally like the speed of a child's toy car, suddenly accelerated and turned into an afterimage with a "whoosh".
The seventy-year-old uncle who complained about this scene was directly stunned in place, and then hurriedly took out the old age machine to call his relatives, friends and children and said, "Hey, who is that, I just saw aliens!" Yes, she suddenly disappeared into the road......"
About ten minutes later, with the sound of the ambulance of "Ula Ula", the seventy-year-old uncle Tucao was sent to a psychiatric hospital by his own children for a thorough examination.
I used to think that it was awesome to go against the wind, but now Ye Bing deeply understands that the taste of being slapped in the face by the wind is too refreshing, and her face is numb to the point of not feeling any sense at the moment.
Moreover, she wants to vomit when she drives fast!
"Gott~"
She couldn't hold back for a while, she stood in front of a certain billboard and vomited, her stomach churning so uncomfortably that she would be knocked unconscious immediately.
Ye Bing: 38 system, is it an accident that I am nauseous and vomiting due to the excessive speed of this battery car?
System: Master, the speed of the battery car is controlled by you, so this is not an accident!
Ye Bing: What do you mean?
System: Just now the owner ordered the battery car to reach the maximum speed.
Ye Bing: I just said acceleration, not the maximum speed!
System: Command, Acceleration, Equals, Max Speed.
Ye Bing: My fault, I'm behind the blame, who told me that I didn't read the manual of the battery car, but unfortunately I couldn't get 100 million points.
System:......
After the physical discomfort was slightly relieved, Ye Bing stood up with the billboard and looked around, and found the first person she met in this world.
The fellow met the fellow with tears in her eyes, and she hurriedly greeted the little fresh meat on the billboard excitedly, "Hey, the little fresh meat with pores on the face, we met again, this time I didn't hit you with a battery car!" ”
I don't know if there is a problem with the angle of the photo, she always feels that this pore little fresh meat is looking at her with an angry face, as if he is silently accusing her of something.
Then she looked at the vomit all over the floor and finally knew that the problem was there......
"Big brother, I'm really sorry, I really didn't vomit when I saw you, and I didn't deliberately vomit in front of your billboard, I'll clean it up right away, don't be angry!"