511 My master did it

Coincidental?

Bai Suzhen is not a fool, on the contrary, she is very smart, she was deceived by Li Xiaobai before, but think about it carefully, all strange things started after meeting Li Xiaobai, and when everyone couldn't help her, such a strange thing happened immediately, how can there be such a coincidence in the world?

The little white snake looked at Li Xiaobai, and suddenly felt extremely aggrieved, how much Li Xiaobai had hidden from her.

She frowned slightly: "Xiaobai, why?" ”

"Sister Bai, clean up the mess in front of you, and then explain it to you, okay? A lot of people are watching! Li Mu also had a headache and lowered his voice.

What can he do, in that case, he must save people first.

Hell too.

He still hadn't figured out how the monsters far away in Phoenix Mountain knew to deal with Li Hailong first, and even arranged a killer in advance.

You know, he used soap to fish for centipede essence on a temporary basis.

Bai Suzhen looked at Li Mu deeply, closed her mouth, and chose to believe that no matter what Li Xiaobai did, at least she didn't hurt her, but she had been helping her, and she even had a ...... with Li Xiaobai

……

The onlookers were watching.

They were stunned.

When did the people living in the Song Dynasty see such a bizarre story?

Twists and turns.

Mr. Storyteller doesn't say that!

The Golden Cymbal Dharma King has taken on its original form, and it is also a centipede essence.

Two huge centipede spirits lay in the middle of the pickles, motionless, exuding a terrifying aura that was eye-catching.

The fox demon Li Xiaobai is not poor in skills, the dazzling flying sword can kill two centipede essences in one move, and his skill is much higher than they imagined.

However, the fox demon has such a powerful strength, and he used to consume the centipede essence with a sword and a sword, and he didn't know how much evil taste was hidden in his heart.

And those two monsters who engaged in sneak attacks, it's unreasonable, and they are still arguing like no one is around.

……

"Am I saying it's boring?"

"Then if I say it's boring, it's boring?"

"What the hell do you mean by telling me?"

"Okay, then I'll tell you now, what I mean by what I mean......"

……

The onlookers couldn't figure out what the two monsters meant?

But the aggrieved appearance of the white monster makes many married men empathize, and it turns out that there are such unreasonable female monsters among the monsters.

It's not easy!

……

Li Hailong was hit by the poisonous fog, planted from the wall, and fell into a coma.

Li Mufei came to his side and stuffed a purple gold pill into his mouth, seeing that he didn't mean to wake up, he couldn't help frowning, and begged Bai Suzhen to say: "Sister Bai, help my second brother detoxify, don't let anything happen to him......"

Bai Suzhen snorted and squatted down to check Li Hailong's pulse.

Xiaoqing fell from the sky and watched with interest as the two little monsters bickered.

Li Mu's eyes swept to the monks and Taoists hidden on the street corner, those monks should have been shocked by the sudden plot, and they watched the two little monsters play in a daze, but they didn't take the opportunity to do it.

Li Mu originally planned to wait until the centipede essence was solved, and then slowly concoct them, but now, Li Hailong suddenly had an accident, and Bai Suzhen became suspicious of him again.

If these monks and Taoists take the opportunity to make trouble, they will not be able to end up.

Li Mu thought about it, if he didn't do it, he didn't stop doing it, and a set of soap opera plots was lost, so he started first.

……

A horse ran out of nowhere.

The comet monk and the middle-aged Taoist priest suddenly turned over and got on the horse.

The middle-aged Taoist priest is in the front, and the burly comet sex is still behind.

The horses began to run down the streets.

The monk hugged the middle-aged Taoist priest's waist with both hands, with a happy smile on his face, and said in a loud voice: "Hongyuan, I want to hug you like this and fly all the way to the sky." ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest curled up in the arms of the comet monk, shy and excited: "I feel excited, scared, excited and happy now, but I'm worried that something will happen to my junior brother." ”

Comet and Shang were afraid that the Taoist priest in his arms would not hear it, so he laughed and responded loudly: "He has the protection of the Dharma left and right, don't worry about him, let's enjoy this moment, this is a good opportunity that is hard to buy!" The last time I rode a horse with you like this, it was in the valley, but I haven't galloped like I have today, I like you, too much......"

The middle-aged Taoist priest looked shy: "Me too." ”

……

Such a powerful line!

The eyes of the surrounding people suddenly focused on the two of them.

Seeing the monks and Taoist priests embracing each other affectionately on horseback, the eyes of the people became brighter and brighter.

The discussion detonated in an instant, and everyone pointed at the monks, and their faces were narrow-minded.

Do monks also play like this?

But you're all men!

This trip is not in vain!

There are strange things every year, and this year is especially numerous.

First there were monsters quarrelling, and then there were Taoist monks showing their love in a high-profile manner, and everything they saw today was enough for them to brag about for a lifetime!

Enjoyable!

……

"Senior Brother Hongyuan, Coma Zen Master, have you fallen into the evil spirit?" The young Taoist priest was completely stupid, and when he came to his senses, he flew over and pounced, ready to drag the two off the horse, but his hand seemed to be invisibly blocked, and he couldn't touch them, so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Master Jinguang, think of a way!" ”

"Amitabha." The golden light monk said the Buddha horn, struck out with one palm, and the mellow golden light of the Buddha Gate flew out, trying to wake up the two, but when the golden light met the two, it was like a mud cow into the sea, silent.

The rest of the Taoist priests also came to their senses, and charms, exorcism spells, and peachwood swords......

chased after the horse's buttocks, and took turns to use it on the two people on horseback, but it still didn't help.

The comet Zen master and the middle-aged are still showing affection in a high-profile manner as if no one was around, and the words they said became more and more numb.

……

The monk leaned close to the Taoist priest's ear and asked with a smile: "I didn't hear clearly what you said." ”

The Taoist priest suddenly opened his arms and completely let go: "Me too, me too, me too, as many as you have, I have as many as I have, no, no, I have more than you......"

Comet and Shang: "You can't be more than me, for I'm full." ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest Jiao laughed twice, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Senior brother, if you're full, then I'll come out!" ”

……

"Okay, Dao Ye is mighty."

in the crowd.

I don't know who shouted, followed by a burst of unbridled laughter.

"It's not what you think, my senior brother, they're evil!" The young Taoist priest hurriedly defended with a white face, "The fox demon, it must be the ghost of the fox demon!" ”

But the crowd of onlookers was already in a carnival, and no one could listen.

The Taoist priest and monk who came to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons were all red, their noses were not noses, and their faces were not faces.

Although it did not happen to them, in the hearts of the people, they were all together!

Something like this happened.

What other demons will be descended, and what demons will be removed?

Even if they kill the youkai, they will lose face!

Why is this happening?

They're going crazy!

They were a few hundred meters away from the fox demon, and they didn't notice the fluctuation of the aura, how did he do it?

……

In front of the Qiu Wang's Mansion.

The two quarreling little monsters had already finished performing, and the moment they quit the plot, they were ended by Li Mu with a sword, showing their original form, one was a tanuki and the other was a mountain wolf.

Regardless of whether they are monsters or not, they are plotting dream masters, their fate is already doomed, and this rule must be established.

But the two Taoist priests exposed their hot forbidden love on the street, which attracted everyone's attention, and no one paid attention to the fate of the two little monsters for a long time.

Bai Suzhen listened to the two people riding horses on the street, and listened to the words of the tiger and wolf they said, her face was red, and she said leisurely: "Xiaobai, you really didn't do it?" ”

"How can I have such a great ability!" Li Mu looked at the two people on horseback, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, he laughed dryly, looked back at Bai Suzhen, and sighed, "Sister Bai, I can't hide it from you now, in fact, I lied to you, the so-called thousand-year catastrophe was actually made by our master Bodhi Patriarch." ”