Chapter 34: Eating too much

"Hey, why are you still sleeping, get up for Xiao Wang."

Who, such an early morning wolf howl, hateful, flew up, swung a fist, and hit something with a bang, and the whole world was silent in an instant. Hmmm~ That's good! You sleep until she wakes up naturally, and she feels an itch on her face in a hazy way, and Feifei opens her eyes to see that a big head is hanging on the head of the bed.

"Ah~ ghost! Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, who is the demon to retreat quickly! ”

Feifei did a backflip, ducked into the corner of the bed, folded his hands, and recited the incantation at a rapid pace.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Helian Cheng jumped up in an instant, and Lianren left the bedside with his big head.

"Forehead, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys~ Why are you. There are two black-eyed bubbles hanging early in the morning, are you playing the old demon of Montenegro, congratulations, you really succeeded in scaring me. ”

Feifei looked disgusted, patted his chest and didn't forget to throw a roll of his eyes at him.

Helian Cheng's little face was crooked, red for a while, white for a while, his phoenix eyes widened, he grabbed Feifei's arm and shook it violently, and roared hysterically.

"You pig head, why do you still have the face to pretend to be innocent, you beat it!"

"Me?"

Is it possible with her little fist the size of a pot lid? Feifei dragged his smooth little chin and tilted his head to recall, huh? As if in her sleep, it seemed that something had been hit, and she comforted Helian Cheng with a smile on her face.

"Don't worry, my hands don't hurt anymore."

", who's going to take care of your hands?"

"Hehe~ I'm sorry, I'm a little angry to get up~"

"Huh?"

"Okay, it's a little bit plus a little bit~"

"Is that the point? Don't you think you should tell me something? ”

Helian Cheng didn't understand Feifei's brain circuit, shouldn't he apologize, hey, is it useful to apologize.

"Uh... Have you eaten? ”

Feifei asked tentatively, and after a moment of stillness, Helian Cheng jumped in front of her in an instant as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and grabbed her neck.

"You did it on purpose, Xiao Wang, I fought with you today~"

"Ahem~ What are you doing, stop."

Isn't it not that you don't hit women? Is it so unprincipled!

"I'm going to strangle you woman."

Nani! Sure enough, people are good and are bullied, if she can't become a vegetarian, then she will not be polite. Feifei glanced at the fighter, turned over and rode on Helian Cheng's body, and grabbed his ears.

"Ah~ You speechless shrew, you let go, you let go of your hand."

"I don't, you let go first."

"You put it first!"

"You go first."

“…”

After wasting a lot of tongue like this, Helian Cheng gradually felt dry and dry, forget it, good men don't fight with women, he decided to take a step back first.

"That... Then let's put it together. ”

"Okay, I'll count one, two, three, let's put it together... One.... Two... Three! ”

Helian Cheng let go of his hands in response, but found that the pain in his ears had not gone away, and he was instantly furious.

"Ah~ You're a fool!"

"So what? I'm a little woman, and I don't have to walk the talk. Hum! Look at the old lady who doesn't tear off your ears today! ”

"Ah~You savage woman~"

Seeing that the enemy and us had become a stalemate, a loud shout sounded outside the door: "Who is it? There are assassins!"

Then the door was slammed open.

"Little prince, you're okay... bar. Excuse me, little prince, you continue, cough cough~ The subordinates will come in again. ”

The guard Zhang Liang retreated in embarrassment, closed the door intimately, and with a gossip heart, he couldn't hold back any longer, covered his mouth tremblingly, and ran away.

"What are you doing in a daze, you can't get up yet."

Being bumped into her pungent side, Feifei really felt a little embarrassed, she silently let go of her hand, full of complaints.

"A big man actually beats a woman!"

Helian City jumped up instantly, pointing at his hot ears and roaring.

"It's me, it's me! I was the one who was beaten! ”

"Okay, okay, a big man can't beat a woman and is still so proud, don't you feel ashamed?"

"You... You... Hum! Why don't you come over and change my clothes? ”

"Haha~ You don't know how to wear clothes yet."

After half a ring, Feifei realized that he was laughing early: "Uh... I don't think I've learned it either. ”

"What?"

Helian Cheng snatched the knot that had been twisted into a twisted coat, Feifei was defenseless, forgot to let go, and between pulling, he only heard a tearing sound, Bai Huahua's chest~

"Ah~ Helian City, you are a hooligan."

Feifei screamed and covered her eyes, admiring her masterpiece through her fingers, she swore she didn't mean it? (*^__^*) hee hee ......

"Feifei girl, breakfast is ready... All right... Finish... ”

The old butler stood at the door, his eyes widened like brass bells, hurriedly put down his food, turned around and rushed out of the door in a hundred-meter race.

"The little prince has a woman~A big happy event~"

Immediately, people from all directions swarmed into the courtyard, and the entire courtyard exploded in an instant. The bold little maids gathered around the door in groups of three or five, one by one, their eyes were full of peach blossoms, screaming and covering their eyes, while peeking through the gaps in their fingers, they couldn't bear to miss the spring light in the room.

"Leave it all to this king!"

Helian Cheng was annoyed and angry, and with a bang~, the door was vigorously closed.

"You should have closed the door a long time ago!"

Feifei summed it up very sincerely.

Hearing this, Helian Cheng slowly turned around, and her heart suddenly became cold when she saw this, and Feifei put down her already striped clothes with a weak heart. Well, she's guilty But it's okay for a big man to be looked at, and it's not that he's in bad shape, right?

"Why, why, why do you have such a ability, you can drive Xiao Wang crazy again and again, ah~"

"People didn't mean it, and besides, you didn't have a lot of information!"

"Hooligans, shameless."

Helian Cheng's face was immediately flushed, and he put on cumbersome clothes in a panic.

"Xiao Wang must punish you today. Someone~"

Really, look at it and there won't be a piece of meat, this man is so stingy! So hungry, Feifei decided to solve the problem of food and clothing first, ignoring Helian City's roar, Feifei ate the breakfast on the table by himself.

"What does the little prince command!" The old housekeeper's face was unconcealably happy, and his face was full of wrinkles and squeezed out the appearance of a chrysanthemum.

"Xiao Wang will punish her for her crimes."

"Huh? What the little prince said is... ”

Seeing that the old housekeeper was puzzled, Helian Cheng turned back impatiently, only to find that Feifei had already gobbled up at the dining table, he was furious, pointed at Feifei's head and scolded.

"You woman, how can you still eat. I... I... The housekeeper, that is, punished her with the most severe family law. ”

"What crime did she commit, princess~"

Princess... Imperial concubine... What's the situation, it's not that she doesn't understand, the world is changing too fast!

It seemed that Helian Cheng's train of thought hadn't kept up, and he asked with a puzzled expression.

"Who said that her princess, who sealed it?"

"Then little prince, aren't you... This one... That..."

"I didn't! Xiao Wang doesn't care, Xiao Wang will punish her today! ”

"With all due respect, this is not a big mistake, even if it is the prince, you can't punish the princess at will."

"Xiao Wang repeats, she is not a princess."

Helian Cheng struggled to squeeze out a few words from between his teeth.

"How important is the reputation of this daughter's family, how can you say such things after you want Feifei girl again, little prince, how can you become such a chaotic person, woo woo~ It's all the old slave's fault, it's the old slave who has no way to discipline it~ The old slave is sorry for the dead Concubine Zhen~"

Forehead... This girl has practiced the lion's roar, shocking the ghosts and gods, Feifei covered his ears, and admired it from the bottom of his heart.

"Uncle Wang, I really don't have it~"

"Really?"

The old butler looked disappointed, and then said.

"Little prince, someone has come to the palace and invites you to participate in the garden party in three days...

Hearing this, Helian Cheng immediately changed his face, saying that it was a garden party, but it was just a name for the sake of bringing together men and women of the right age from various families and forcibly matching each other's lifelong events, and I don't know what the father who went first and the current royal brother think, so concerned about his marriage, Helian City is most annoyed by these delicate girls, it is really annoying, but he doesn't want to go against the wishes of the imperial brother, so in previous years, he could only participate in it hard, but now it is different, if he has a woman, hehe, Helian Cheng approached Feifei's side with a courteous face and gently wiped the rice residue from the corner of Feifei's mouth.

"With the princess, what kind of garden party am I going to go to, Xiao Wang, right, Xiao Feifei~"

Gwoe~ Your old man learned to change his face, right? Feifei glanced at Helian City with slanted eyes, and quietly moved a few steps away from Helian City.

Seeing Feifei's playful expression, Helian Cheng leaned close to her ear and whispered a threat.

"Cooperate with me obediently, otherwise Xiao Wang will punish you today."

"Please!"

Sure enough, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, Feifei has always implemented the principle of being a hero not suffering immediate losses.

"Xiaochengcheng, you still swore an alliance with others, and you will not swerve until death, why are you going to participate in a garden party now, I don't follow it~ People won't let you go~"

Feifei buried himself in his arms affectionately, feeling disgusted by his contrived words and deeds, and vomiting~ I just ate too hard, and Feifei tried to suppress the discomfort in his stomach.

"Now that the little prince already has a heart, the old slave has gone back to the emperor's good intentions, little prince, you work hard."

Strive for what? Helian was confused.

Seeing that the old housekeeper had withdrawn, Feifei couldn't wait to jump out of the distance, covering his nose in disgust.

"Ah~Why are you so disgusting, vomit~"

Helian Cheng looked at the speckled filth on his body, his face turned pale, and in an instant, his hairs stood on end, his whole body spasmed, his stomach rolled, and his throat rolled.

Feifei knew that Helian Cheng was a person who loved cleanliness, and thought about teasing him, it was just a mouthful of white porridge, but she didn't expect Helian Cheng's reaction to be so strong, she knew that she was in trouble, and said embarrassedly.

"I... I've eaten too much... I'm sorry. ”