Chapter Thirty-Eight: Azu, Stop It
I have to disguise it, because there are many ancestors this time, and the ancestors of the Rakshasa Gate, the Nine Evil Palace, and the Tianshan Gate will definitely come.
And there is also an ancestor I am most afraid of, Hao Tianzun!
Hao Tianzun is the most terrifying ancestor, although I don't interfere with the river water with him, but he will definitely kill me when he has the opportunity.
Now that I have lost the election and cannot enter the upper realm, Hao Tianzun may think that I have been abandoned by Taiyi Immortal, and he is more likely to kill me.
Thinking about it, I sensed the scent of the monks in the city of Cinning, and came to a cafΓ©.
In broad daylight, there were a lot of people in the cafΓ©, most of them monks, drinking coffee and chatting.
I covered my eyes with my hair, which I hadn't cut in a long time, and went in and sat down in the corner.
Next to him, several monks from different sects were chatting, and one of them, the green clothes and green pants and green cloth bag, was the monk of the green sac sect, but it was only six and was inconspicuous.
Of course, here he is the focus, and the monks are all looking at him.
"Brother, why are you alone? You Qingbao faction seems to have set off for the valley of death, right? Someone asked.
"Hey, don't mention it, I'm just doing chores, responsible for looking at the hotel luggage, waiting for them to come back." The monk said bitterly, shaking his legs and sighing, "Why don't I want to enter the valley of death to show my style? β
"I want to go too, but I don't dare, the Valley of Death is too scary, and those of us who don't have the Seven Layers can only look at the periphery." Everyone felt the same way, and they were all very bitter.
Azu continued: "It's also hateful, my surname is Murong anyway, I am Murong Kyushu's cousin, I could have entered the inner door to enjoy happiness, but as a result, my old cousin is open-minded, and I have no one to care about, and I have fallen to this!" β
"Brother Zu is really unlucky, it's all to blame on that Li Shiyi, but he is also finished, Feng Shui is absolutely out of body haha, and he has become a laughing stock in the Nether."
"Like, didn't you notice that he was gone? must have been destroyed, and he found a place to hide, and he had no face to see people. β
Everyone laughed, Azu was also happy, and said loudly: "Everyone drink as you like, and I will pay for the whole audience!" β
"Thank you, Master Zu!" The monks were so happy that they ordered coffee one by one, and they ordered whatever was expensive, completely merciless.
Azu twitched his cheeks, a little lacking in confidence, but it was difficult to stop.
Seeing that everyone had ordered a lot, Azu laughed awkwardly and interjected: "You enjoy it slowly, my Lamborghini should be washed, I'll go and show it to everyone." β
"Wow, my grandfather has opened a Lamborghini, the Green Capsule Sect is too angry, is the living expenses of the six-fold monks so exaggerated?" A crowd complimented.
Azu laughed, pushed the door and went out, and everyone continued to order.
I also followed, and when I saw Azu turn into the alley, I dodged in.
He walked through the streets and alleys, got into a second-hand Wuling Hongguang in an inconspicuous part of a residential area, and set it on fire.
His windows were also open, and I was lucky enough to sit in the back seat of him.
"Fuck, I'll give Lao Tzu 200,000 funds, I'll be in charge of logistics, and I'll be in charge of your mother's sales!" Azu scolded, "It's not much money to buy a car, you all starve to death in the valley of death!" β
He scolded while driving to purchase, basically buying traditional Chinese medicine, presumably to prepare for the wounded of the Qingbao faction.
It's also part of the logistics.
I followed all the way, not because I was bored, but because I was secretly grasping Azu's original yin and yang energy.
He started to get tired and sleepy when he drove it, because the yin and yang qi was silently drained by meβthis time I had to face the ancestor, I had to disguise it more perfectly, and the yin and yang qi also needed more.
After taking away Sancheng, Azu became dizzy, parked on the side of the road, and muttered, "Could it be that you have been overindulged recently?" Isn't it normal to rush three times a day? β
Three times a day?
Azu, stop it, the ground is full of your children.
I tapped him on the back of the head and he fainted.
I also beat his yin and yang qi into the center of my eyebrows, and if I am too cleansing of ghosts, I will become Azu.
I took Azu's green clothes, green pants, and green cloth bag again, and put it on my body, and now I am the doorman of the green bag faction.
I also stuffed all the heavenly talismans into the green cloth bag, and as for Azu's talismans, they were all too bad, and I lost them all.
I got out of the car, went to a mask shop, bought a mask and put it on, and now I can go and rob the bank.
After the disguise was completed, I did not ink and returned to the place agreed with the girl.
She is eating roasted gluten on the side of the road, carrying a basket woven with bamboo strips on her back, which is quite cute, if she wears a flower crown again, it is the medicine girl of Kunlun Mountain.
I walked over and snatched her baked gluten.
She was startled, then said angrily, "Who are you? Looking for a pump, isn't it? β
"In the lower green capsule faction, Azu, the beauty plus a V?" I laughed.
"Add an uncle...... Well? Your squinting eyes and embarrassing scum, why do you look a bit like Li Shiyi? "Yinu found a blind spot.
I took off my mask and said, "It's me, but I'll call me Azu, Murong Zu in the future." Let's go, go to the Valley of Death. β
Yinu was shocked, looked me up and down, and said, "You're too powerful, aren't you?" How is it disguised? You're a completely inconspicuous little friar with a bit of kidney deficiency now. β
I can't explain it, it's my unique secret method.
No nonsense, I set off with my daughter, she carried a backpack with her luggage and Xiaoxi, jumping around all the way, maliciously selling cuteness.
Since the valley of death was still far away, I didn't know where it was, so I stopped a car on the side of the road, the car was driven by two monks, they were monks of the third-rate sect, and when they saw me, they couldn't help but be respectful and enthusiastically drove me to the valley of death.
There is no end in sight to the highways of the plateau, and under the blue sky and white clouds, it is refreshing.
The rest of the monks' carts were all the way, and we just followed the main army.
For several hours, we had already penetrated deep into the northwest plateau of the Kunlun Mountains.
There are only local herders, empty plains and high mountains near and far, and snow-capped mountains can be seen at the end of the horizon.
I sensed an unusual evil here, and knew that the valley of death was not far away.
I led Yinu out of the car, and the two of them went forward alone.
Yinu was very happy, running and jumping with the basket on her back, taking selfies, and shouting back to me while running: "Little Lizi, this place is so beautiful, you can be buried here when you die in the future." β
Damn, bad luck.
I chased after her, and she turned and ran, laughing so hard that her saliva was flying.
Half an hour later, we arrived in front of a mountain range, and behind the mountain range was the place where the evil spirit was at its strongest.
"Xiao Li, there is no road ahead." Yinu panted, and then looked at the back basket: "Xiaoxi is restless and starts to move." β
It's time for the valley of death, can it settle down?
I hugged Yinu's waist with one hand, and luckily flew to the top of the mountain, overlooking the back of the mountain.
Suddenly, the primitive and ancient breath came to the face, and behind the mountains was a canyon plain that could not be seen, with Gobi, jungle, water and grass, and rolling mountains.
It's a dead and eerie place, with lush vegetation and excellent natural pastures, but no one dares to go in to graze their cattle, and there is no sign of animal activity.
Of course, there were a lot of animal carcasses, and I could already see many skeletons when I looked around.
"It's horribly beautiful, is this the Valley of Death?" Yinu was a little stunned, and grabbed the corner of my clothes with her backhand.
I nodded: "This is only the periphery, Kunlun Eye is in the depths." Let's go, go find the entrance to the canyon, it's not appropriate to jump from here. β
I didn't dare to jump around, for fear of breaking the tranquility here, as if the tranquility had been broken, and danger would come.
"Wait a minute, I'll write a journal first." Yi Nu took out her diary from the basket and began to record: "On June 17, when I first arrived in the Valley of Death in Kunlun, I was about to enter with Li Shiyi. If the rescuers see this diary, they must save me first, I have short hair, small tiger teeth, wearing cropped pants and a white trench coat, very beautiful. β
You're really calculating.