Chapter 1: The Graveyard of the Dead
I'm really convinced, the Xiashan faction is all women!
I was the first male disciple, Qilinzi did it on purpose, he pitted me!
My current situation is very delicate, the only male disciple in the women's sect, will definitely become the focus, and wherever I go in the future, it will be hotly discussed.
Looking at the excited senior sisters around me, I had an indescribable expression on my face, and I felt like I had entered a wolf's den.
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise, sit down and eat, you can't waste it, it's expensive." Le Xien pressed his hand at this time, signaling everyone to stop making trouble.
"Thank you for your treat!" The senior sisters sat down one after another, and more than a dozen people sat full, looking at me while eating, still laughing.
I felt uncomfortable, so I hurriedly found something to talk about: "Zhangjiao, what is the major of the Xiashan faction?" I think the senior sisters are more lively, but the qi is a bit like witchcraft. ”
"You saw that right, we practice witchcraft. The demons in the southwest are all cultivating witchcraft, but there are just differences. The witch qi of the Wuzong is the most authentic and has been passed down for thousands of years. In the Qing Dynasty, our Xiashan faction was still relatively evil, and would use men as a furnace to transform the essence into witchcraft. A senior sister smirked.
The corners of my eyebrows twitched, no wonder the senior sisters all looked like female goblins.
"In modern society, we can't be so evil, so let's find another way, sucking the aura of heaven and earth and transforming it into witchcraft. However, we don't like to live in the mountains, we prefer to live in a place where there are many men in the city, and the aura of heaven and earth is relatively dirty and the spirit is heavy. Another senior sister added, not forgetting to throw a wink at me.
I secretly hurt my eggs, listening to them say this, Lao Tzu really entered the den of thieves.
"Li Qing Holy Son, you don't have to be afraid, my faction will not take the initiative to absorb the essence of men, it is just that it is absorbed by the way when absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, you are safe. Of course, if you don't mind, the senior sisters can also suck you, they are all virgins, but they are more profligate. "Lexien gnawed on the tempura to soothe me.
"yes, I won't suck you in vain." The senior sisters all smiled ambiguously.
I laughed awkwardly, you are more vixens than vixens.
I don't ask, I think I'll flash people quickly, anyway, I'm just looking for a sect to help me sign up.
"Ahem, I'm full, head teacher, senior sisters, you eat slowly, I'll go first." I got up and arched my hands and ran.
"Eh, don't worry, why don't you add a WeChat, otherwise how can you contact us?" Le Xien stopped me and added WeChat with me.
A group of senior sisters also hurriedly added WeChat, and they all took the opportunity to rub the oil and pinch me several times.
My scalp was numb, and I added them one by one, and I recognized them.
"Okay, Li Qing, don't leave the Dongjiang River, we can inform you at any time, if you want to go back to the sect mountain, you can also tell me." Le Xien said with a smile.
I nodded, flash.
Le Xien stopped stopping me, but she suddenly wondered, "What about your senior sister?" Why didn't Kemeng come? ”
"Senior sister is angry, she has always wanted to be a saint, but she is not allowed to teach. Now that a man is suddenly recruited, and the position of the Holy Son is directly given, the senior sister is angry, and there is a ghost. The senior sisters replied on their own track.
I listened to it for a while, and secretly thought that there was a senior sister.
Without paying much attention, I hurried away.
Walking out of the private room, I immediately saw Wang Dong, who was carrying a large bag of fruits, cigarettes and alcohol, looking for a private room everywhere.
I went over and grabbed him and left: "No need to look for it, it's over." ”
"Brother Li, are you so fast? It's only been a few minutes, huh? Wang Dong blinked.
I give him a kick, what is this called?
I told the Xiashan faction as I walked, and Wang Dong's eyes lit up: "It's all women? And this kind of good thing? Brother Li, I'll join too, who is with whom of our brothers? I'm going to follow you to the death! ”
When the calf saw the woman, he could not walk.
It's not about a woman, it's about keeping a low profile.
After all, I am still afraid of the ancestors, especially Hao Tianzun of Zhengyi, this Tianjiao Conference is led by Zhengyi, and I will become the focus as a male disciple in the female sect, maybe Hao Tianzun will immediately target me.
We have to think about how to solve this problem.
Thinking all the way, back to the villa.
Wang Dong also sighed: "Hey, I already knew that I wouldn't buy fruits, and I also wanted to be a male disciple of the female sect!" ”
Crawl!
"Ding", the phone suddenly shook, I picked it up and looked, but it was Le Xien who pulled me into the WeChat group of the Xiashan faction, there were one hundred and thirty people in the group, all female disciples.
"Brother Li, show me, wow, so many beautiful girls!" Wang Dong's saliva was about to flow down, so he deliberately clicked on Le Xien's circle of friends to take a look.
He was a little stunned at this time, and said to me: "Brother Li, your head teacher is a micro-businessman?" ”
What micro-business?
When I looked at it, the corners of my mouth twitched again, and it was really full of micro-business flavor.
"Congratulations to Miss Zhao Chunhua for successfully breaking through the double - Miss Zhao Chunhua has joined the Xiashan faction for three months, and through her own efforts, "Xiashan Sutra" has broken the double fold! Xiashan new woman, left-handed career, right-hand exercises, she is enthusiastic and generous and youthful, after breaking through the double will lead the little sisters of Xiashan to sing and advance, congratulations! ”
"Congratulations to Miss Wang Cuihua for successfully breaking through the triple ......"
"Congratulations to Miss Zhou Ruo for successfully getting into ......"
Le Xien's circle of friends is all these things, almost every few days, and it is accompanied by a photo of a female disciple, which is too internal.
I saw that my brain hurt, and Wang Dong also muttered: "Brother Li, is the Xiashan faction engaged in pyramid schemes?" I still won't join. ”
I couldn't cry or laugh, I didn't think about it, let's practice my Taiqing technique.
The days returned to calm, but in just a few days, Wang Dong suddenly grabbed his mobile phone and looked for me: "Brother Li, the righteous path has gone to the trial, they are going to enter the Great Xing'an Mountains, and the stinky and shameless Qilinzi will follow!" ”
Trials?
I took the phone and looked at it, but it was Qilinzi who sent a group photo, and there were dozens of people in the photo, even Xia Yao, who rarely showed up, was among them, but it was to cover his face.
In addition, Gong Xiao, Sun Zhou, Gong Yiliang, Gao Xibing and others are also there, and I estimate that Murong Kyushu is also there, but he refuses to take pictures.
"The Tianjiao Conference is about to start, the young generation of Tianjiao has begun to test, and I am also invited to enter the Great Xing'an Mountains, maybe I can find a few thousand-year-old ginseng plants, and then kill a few mountain spirits and ghosts, and break through the eightfold in one fell swoop!" Kirin Zi is very excited.
I thought about it, this trial is a warm-up, after all, there are still three months before the third day of the third lunar month, and the trial is understandable.
"Brother Li, do you want to go, it's good to pull out a few ginseng and come back and eat them." Wang Dong was very excited and wanted to eat ginseng.
As soon as he finished speaking, my phone rang, but it was Le Xien who called the video.
I clicked on the answer, and suddenly a pretty and beautiful face came into view, Le Xien and a large group of senior sisters were there.
"Hey, junior brother, haven't you missed us for a few days?"
"Little junior brother, let's go to Nanling, come back quickly."
"Little junior brother, Bo Bo Bo."
The warbler is singing and swallowing, the ring is fat and thin, and the senior sisters are really good-looking.
Wang Dong's eyes were already wide, and he swallowed his saliva.
I asked Le Xien, "Teacher, are you going to Nanling?" Why? ”
"You have to go too, our Southern Demon Dao is going to be tested, the Wu Sect and the Natural Calamity Sect take the lead, you must improve your strength, otherwise it will be too embarrassing to go to the Tianjiao Conference and be beaten into a dog." Le Xien explained.
"Where do you go to Nanling for trial?" I'm interested, and that's good. Cultivation has to be a combination of work and rest, you can't sit and close your door every day, you can also make progress when you practice your hands, and if you have a chance, you may be able to soar to the sky.
"100,000 mountains, ghost cemeteries. It's the first time I've sent it, because there must be at least one sevenfold disciple in the sect to go, and this time it's thanks to you. I'll let your sisters reward you well. Lexien said with a smile.
The senior sisters smiled shyly, all of them were coquettish, which made my heart a little crispy.
Wang Dong even chanted poems on the spot: "The clouds and temples are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the Spring Festival!" Wonderful, wonderful! ”