799 Die together
A plate full of lotus root slices, glowing with white light, neat knife work, slices as warm as white jade, decorated with shallots, red peppers, like a spiraling mountain road stacked in a silver plate, looks mouth-watering.
Even when Li Jing saw the lotus root slices, he subconsciously licked his lips.
But soon, he realized that this was wrong, his old face flushed, and when everyone's attention was attracted by lotus roots, he looked away like a thief, wanting to be discovered by Nezha, afraid that a father-son war would be inevitable again.
Boom!
I don't know who swallowed the spit.
"No one is allowed to rob it, I'll take the first bite." The Bull Demon King knocked everyone away domineeringly, reached out and grabbed the top piece of lotus root, and sent it to his mouth.
"Bull Demon King, you dare?"
The soul entered the body, the lotus root re-transformed into a human form, Nezha jumped up, stretched out his right hand, and the fire-tipped spear automatically jumped to the palm of his hand, and with a backhand pick, the tip of the spear pointed directly at the throat of the Bull Demon King.
After a confused battle, he became a one-armed Nezha, not to mention how aggrieved he was in his heart.
He didn't dare to provoke Mu Yebing, and his anger was vented on the head of the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King waved his hand away and said angrily, "The meat of the old cow can be eaten, why can't your arm be eaten?" ”
He took a step back, pulled a pot of steaming stewed beef brisket from the side, and casually delivered it to Nezha, "You think it's unfair, just eat it instead." ”
"......" looked at the beef brisket that was sent to him by the Bull Demon King, Nezha was in a trance for a while, his head didn't turn around, he looked at the Bull Demon King blankly, and suddenly didn't know what to say.
Facing the provocative eyes thrown at the Bull Demon King, Nezha put away the gun angrily, took out a piece of beef brisket in the pot angrily, and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately: "Eat it, bite you to death...... Woo...... This...... Why does beef have a sunny taste......"
Beef entrance.
The anger on Nezha's face vanished instantly.
At that moment, it was as if I had returned to the time when I first learned to climb the clouds, wearing a red belly pocket, lying leisurely on the white clouds, letting the sun splash on my body.
It's full of happiness and satisfaction.
Since he became famous and became an important minister of the Heavenly Court, it has been a long time since he had such a simple feeling.
So comfortable!
I really want to immerse myself in this simple satisfaction and never come out again.
Piece after piece of beef brisket meat was sent into Nezha's mouth? He needs that satisfaction? to soothe his wounded little heart......
……
Click!
Looking at Nezha, who was intoxicated with food, the Bull Demon King chuckled lightly and threw the lotus root slices into his mouth? Chew finely? Slowly aftertaste.
Fragrant, sweet and crunchy......
It was like riding a crooked boat, rippling in the middle of the lotus pond, and the rich aura like white mist diffused on the lotus field, moisturizing every pore of him.
The red and white lotus flowers unfold layer by layer.
Lotus heart sits with babbling lotus root dolls? Crawling into his mouth in a queue......
……
Looking at Nezha, and then at the Bull Demon King, the corners of Li Jing's eyes twitched: "Brother Dao......"
"Heavenly King? Greet the brothers for dinner, right? I'll talk about it when I'm done. "Li Mu interrupted him? smiled, "It's hard to make a dish?" If it's cold, it won't taste good. ”
"This ......" Li Jing looked embarrassed.
"Brother Pastor's cooking skills have reached the pinnacle, and our brother still pointed to the King of Heaven and said a few words in front of the Jade Emperor!" Li Mu smiled? "Li Tianwang doesn't want to taste it himself? And how can you appreciate the wonderful taste of it? ”
Li Mu's tone was calm, but Li Jing heard a faint hint of threat from it.
The defeated army will not be brave enough.
For Li Xiaobai and others who don't play cards according to common sense, Li Jing really doesn't have any good ways to deal with it, he pondered for a moment, sighed secretly, and hugged his fists and said: "It's better to be respectful than to obey." All the soldiers listened to the order, and according to the queue, they enjoyed the food given by the god of food in turn, and they were not allowed to make noise during the eating and drinking......"
……
No noise is simply a blasphemy against food.
Li Mu chuckled, the food is made for the sky, and the saints can't rely on their own concentration to stabilize their emotions, and they can't make noise or be funny......
Sure enough.
The heavenly soldiers landed, and a mouthful of beef fell into their stomachs.
The Holy Light reappears.
Ahhh
In the blink of an eye.
The heavenly soldiers and generals were laid down in a large area, and the wandering wreckage was unbearable.
However, the heavenly soldiers also know the proportions, and no one dares to attack the lotus root.
The corners of Li Jing's mouth twitched, and he couldn't wait to cover his eyes and stop watching this spicy scene.
His temples were faintly swollen, and he was worried about how to explain to the Jade Emperor after he went back!
With such an exaggerated diet effect alone, it is impossible for the Queen Mother to let the God of Food preside over the Pan Tao Club, and the God of Food is too whimsical......
"Heavenly King, please." Li Mu smiled and gestured.
"Please." Li Jing shuddered, turned around and saw Yang Jian next to him with a pale face, his heart was happy, and he didn't bother to care about the relationship between him and Li Xiaobai and others, and said with a smile, "Zhenjun, it's better to meet by chance, the opportunity is rare, let's go and enjoy the food together." ”
Share the hardships and blessings!
The King of Tota is embarrassed, and the God of Justice doesn't want to be alone, lose face and throw together, and everyone will not be embarrassed to meet in the future.
Think about it this way.
Li Jing's gaze at Yang Jian suddenly became warm, and he suddenly understood why the Bull Demon King wanted to follow Li Xiaobai to eat all over the world......
It's really going to die, everyone is going to die together!
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"Heavenly King, Yang Jian suddenly remembered that there were still a batch of official documents waiting to be dealt with in the True Monarch Temple, so he would not accompany him." Yang Jian glared at Li Jing and jumped out with some regret.
He had already experienced the terrifying effects of food as the sky, and there was already a shadow in his heart, although he still looked forward to eating it again and savoring the wonderful feeling.
But not in this grand audience.
The Judicial God represents the dignity of the Heavenly Court, and if he really wants to eat it, he is afraid that the position of the Judicial God will be at the end!
"What important official document makes the second brother can't even take care of eating." Li Mu smiled and stopped Yang Jian, "One day in the sky, one year on the ground, it's not bad for this meal." After inviting the second brother to dinner last time, the second brother left in a hurry without even commenting, which made the pastor brother sad for a long time. This time, the pastor's cooking skills have improved again, so he must eat before leaving. After dinner, I still have something to discuss with my second brother! ”
Yang Jian's face turned red to the base of his neck in an instant, and he glared at Li Mu sadly, eager to find a crack in the ground on the spot to get into, the image of the god of justice is over!
"Master, I want to eat." The whistling dog licked the corners of his mouth, pleading pitifully.
"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat, hold you to death." Yang Jian angrily scolded the roaring dog to hide the embarrassment in his heart.
Li Jing was stunned, he looked at Yang Jian strangely, suddenly shook his head, and smiled heartily: "Giant Spirit God, enter the table, open your belly to eat!" ”
"Xiaobai, you've hurt me." Yang Jian looked at Li Mu, smiled helplessly, and sent a message to Li Mu, "If this matter spreads, I am afraid that it will be impossible for you and me to cooperate with each other!" ”
"No need." Li Mu glanced at him with a smile and replied, "Second brother, you still haven't understood?" After today's events get out, the eyes of the world will be focused on me. The matter of the Three Holy Mothers is no longer important, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother should have the most headache for me, and Li Tianwang failed to take me, according to the Jade Emperor's routine, the next step should be to find someone to appease and coax my senior brother to go to heaven to be an official! ”
He sneered, winked at Yang Jian, and asked narrowly, "Second Brother Yang, is what my villain is still to your liking?" ”