Ye Bing: A manly man, he gets up from where he falls, that's it!

Heart: But I'm a woman!

Ye Bing: That's ...... Woman's husband?

Inside: Shouldn't it be a woman?

Ye Bing: Yes, I am the most awesome female man in the 21st century, so I will never be defeated by this little accident.

Inside: After filling myself up, I actually stood up!

Ye Bing: Hey, man, I'm not crippled, it's normal to stand up, don't be so surprised.

On how to develop a schizophrenia, the method is as above, and play two roles with your own heart, just ask and answer every day.

Don't try it lightly, or you'll get caught up in it!

Experience it personally, there is a lot of inner drama, and my boyfriend is not fragrant!

Because the boring soul is not worthy of the heart of the drama spirit......

Stretch out~

I've been waiting for almost half an hour, my ass is numb, and the traffic police uncle still hasn't come!

Pretend to do eye exercises~

There is no surveillance, so ......

Do another radio gymnastics~

Since no one cares about her, she warms up and prepares to run!

(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia……

No way, the main reason is that she is too poor now, and all her net worth adds up to only 144 yuan, what an unlucky number, but as long as she has money, she doesn't mind a few more 4s.

(╥ω╥') so miserable!

Although running away like this is a very irresponsible and immoral behavior!

(๑•.•๑) Uh-huh!

But she is not alone now, and she has to raise a daughter.

Even if you make yourself hungry, it is impossible to make a one-year-old baby hungry.

⊙ω⊙ wow~

When she earns money in the future, she will definitely come back and pay a fine for destroying public goods!

(๑><๑) I am a good citizen who is honest and trustworthy!

Ye Bing exerted his strength to eat milk, and forcibly dragged the battery car out of the billboard, this is the guy who eats can't lose it.

But there was a little accident......

The inconspicuous place in the rear car hooked the canvas, and then one accidentally tore off the tender face of Xiao Xianrou.

Frightened, she hurriedly took out the all-purpose transparent tape from her backpack and helped him return to his original appearance.

But the technology is limited, and she put a small piece of fresh meat alive into a strange Shu millet that can scare the children next door to cry.

I was ashamed......

Dude, I swear, I really didn't mean to disfigure you!

But don't worry, when my sister makes a lot of money in the future, I will even post your beautiful photos in the public toilet!

After glancing at the strange little fresh meat on the billboard, Ye Bing pushed the front of the battery car and left without looking back.

I crossed over!

I traveled to a parallel world similar to Earth!

I'm still Ye Bing, but the difference is ......

I'm now a delivery guy for the group!

I've been married!

Also divorced!

Now I have a 1 year old daughter!

It's like a dream, so unreal!

Is a game life a game or a real life?

The ineffective system didn't explain anything clearly, and sent her into this world.

She doesn't know what she wants to do now, so she can only take one step at a time, and the living won't be suffocated by a bubble of urine anyway.

Looking at the white clouds like chicken legs in the blue sky, she was hungry and wanted to eat meat now.

I don't know when her golden finger will arrive, after all, serving tea and water to the elderly can also include cooking.

……

As the sun sets, in an area of the deep sea, there is a black dot that keeps moving forward.

If you look closely, it is actually a living person, and what is even more terrifying is that there is a shark behind her.

Even if he is in danger, this person still shouts with a firm mentality of not giving up and not abandoning, Lion Tiger, I will definitely find you, wait for me!