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'Huang Shaohong' scolded the mountain god with a fierce voice, giving people the feeling that he was going to ask for a crime and severely punish the other party.

'Monkey King' is grateful for the friendship of the mountain gods for 500 years, and he pleads for it.

Unexpectedly, 'Huang Shaohong', who was still cold-faced, suddenly took a 180-degree turn in his attitude:

"Okay, then the sect leader will give you another face!"

The thing smiled at 'Monkey King' and signaled that it owed itself one more time.

Just kidding, compared with the favor of 'Monkey King', punishing a mountain god who made a mistake is nothing.

'Huang Shaohong' immediately said to the 'Five Elements Mountain God':

"Okay, since the Great Sage intercedes for you, then this matter will be stopped, if you want to commit it again in the future, you will definitely be killed on the Sendai!"

The god of the Five Elements Mountain is like being pardoned, and the two of the land continue to kowtow to thank the sect leader for not killing.

turned to bow to the great sage, 'Monkey King' was the most unaccustomed to his mother-in-law, and he said impatiently:

"Okay, okay, just go back and get some cooked food and wine for my grandson!"

'Huang Shaohong' waved his hand towards the mountain god land and said:

"You two go back now, don't summon it, don't bother it again!"

The mountain god and the land were about to kowtow and leave, and then heard 'Huang Shaohong' say:

"By the way, this sect subjectively has excellent feng shui in the Five Elements Mountain, and I plan to retreat in this cave for some time, and you can't wait for it to leak out at this time, do you know?"

He is the leader of the Taoist sect in the world, how dare the mountain gods and the land say nothing, they all agreed again and again, and they all turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared.

'Sun Wukong' saw that 'Huang Shaohong' drank back from the mountain gods and land, and couldn't help but be annoyed:

"You are so boring, my grandson hasn't begged for some wine and meat, you let them go, who are you looking for to eat and drink now!"

After the monkey finished speaking, he pulled the tiger's head again and bit it depressedly.

While eating, he said: "This tiger was promised to me by you, you can't grab meat with me to eat!" ”

'Huang Shaohong' looked funny and said:

"You've been crushed for five hundred years, and your brain is stupid? If I were you, even if I didn't have the mountain god to send me food, I would definitely beg me, the sect leader, to roast the meat and give it to you to eat! ”

'Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, threw the tiger's head, and patted his head with his plush paws:

"That's right, who is that, my grandson was joking just now, why don't you help me cook those tiger meats?"

"I don't ask you to help in vain, the tiger whip is very useful to you mortals, I see that your steps are vain, your face is pale, it is obviously a manifestation of kidney deficiency, if you eat this tiger whip, make up for the form ......"

'Bang'

Before 'Monkey King' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' lifted a mountain stone the size of a millstone next to him and directly smashed it on the monkey's head.

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'Sun Wukong' pounced on the stone powder on his head with his hand, shook his head and shook it, although the stone was hard, it was similar to tickling him.

However, anyone who is smashed like this will be angry, and immediately said angrily: "What are you doing? ”

'Bang'

'Huang Shaohong' moved another stone, slapped it on the monkey's head, and then scolded with a smile:

"Your sister, can you speak, look at your young master, I am a dragon and a tiger, where is it like a kidney deficiency, dare to spread rumors, believe it or not, pry open your brain, and the young master will also eat a primitive brain to make up for it!"

'Monkey King' has never suffered such a loss since his debut, that is, when Wuqu Xingjun scolded him, he was also retaliated back by the monkey on the spot, and now although he has been suppressed for 500 years, his temperament has not changed at all.

Immediately gritted his teeth and sneered:

"Hehe, what are you doing!"

'Huang Shaohong' originally heard the monkey say that his kidney was not happy, and smashed it twice to get angry, but he didn't expect the monkey to be endless, remember'

In a plot in Journey to the West, he suddenly laughed and said:

"Only people with such shortcomings will put their own shortcomings on others and impose them on others to prove their innocence, as the saying goes, 'Fart at others, in fact, you put it!'"

He jokingly smiled at 'Monkey King':

"If this sect leader is not wrong, the person with kidney deficiency is precisely 'Sun Dasheng', right?"

'Sun Wukong' smiled smugly: "Joke, who doesn't know that my old grandson jumped out of the stone, a natural elf, where can he be empty?" ”

'Huang Shaohong' smiled and teased:

"I heard that you settled the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden back then, but you turned back to find peaches to eat, isn't this nothing?"

'Monkey King' has never considered this problem, and was surprised when he heard it:

"So what can you do without peaches?"

'Huang Shaohong' saw that he was confused, and couldn't help laughing:

"There are a lot of things to do, but stealing peaches is the most boring one, don't let the seven heavenly fairies go, go eat peaches, you laugh at me, and even say that you are not false?"

'Sun Wukong' only then knew what he was referring to, and when he saw that he was ridiculed, he had a monkey seizure and squeaked:

"Fart, do you know what kind of peach my grandson eats?"

"That's a peach, a peach that is ripe for three thousand years, people eat it and become immortals, and if it is ripe for six thousand years, it will rise to the heavens and the sun and the moon!"

'Monkey King' said proudly, derogatory 'Huang Shaohong':

"You are a shallow vision, but I don't know how much benefit my grandson has gained from eating fairy peaches? How can the seven fairies be compared! ”

'Huang Shaohong' laughed non-stop:

"Children only make a choice, change to the head of this sect, first become the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, and then let go of eating peaches, even if it is done at the same time, what's the matter!"

He now has the protection of the luck of the Dao Sect in the world, even if he usually speaks, he no longer shy away from taking care of it, anyway, the Jade Emperor can't sense it.

'Monkey King' instantly crashed when he heard this!

To be honest, the monkey has never considered the issue of women, but at this moment, he feels that if he becomes the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, maybe he can eat peaches and elixirs boldly in the future, why make it so miserable, lying here for five hundred years!

When Huang Shaohong saw him, he no longer teased him, first found a clean place, sat down, and waved his hand, and a low table appeared in front of him, and the low table was full of delicacies.

"Come on, the first time I meet the Great Sage, I will invite you to a delicious banquet!"

Before Huang Shaohong finished speaking, Sun Monkey grabbed the wine jug and poured it directly into his mouth against the spout.

While drinking, he praised:

"Good wine, good wine, although the mountain god has honored my grandson with a jar of wine every few decades, but compared with your wine, the taste can fade out of a bird!"

After speaking, he drank a pot of wine, threw the wine jug, and said with a smile:

"Good brother, how about getting another pot of wine for my grandson, I see that you have the ability to store a lot of good bars, so how about letting me drink enough at one time?"

Seeing that he liked spirits, Huang Shaohong simply took out a few bottles of alcohol and put them in front of the monkey.

As a result, after the monkey drank the alcohol, he shouted loudly, and shouted good wine!

'Huang Shaohong' rolled his eyelids, with this taste, it is estimated that there is no one!

He took out a bottle of tribute wine from other worlds, ate and drank it, and chatted with 'Monkey King' at the same time.

As the head of the Taoist sect, the first thing he did was to provoke the relationship between the 'Sun Monkey' and his teacher, the 'Bodhi Patriarch'.

Anyone who has read Hong Huangwen knows that the 'Bodhi Patriarch' is actually one of the three corpses cut off by the second sect leader of the Western Sect, the 'Zhun Ti Sage', and the two are originally one.

Of course, this is not a fabrication in a vacuum, as the two of them appear in almost the same poem.

Among the gods, the appearance poem of 'Zhun Ti Saint' is:

'When the Great Awakening Golden Immortal is not two, the Western Mystic Dharma Ancestor Bodhi. The three or three elements are immortal, and the whole qi is full of spirit and ten thousand [long fê] ten thousand mercy. ’

'Emptiness naturally changes, as nature does. With the solemn body of the same life as the sky, the great mage of the bright heart has been tribulated. ’

And the appearance poem of 'Bodhi Patriarch' in Journey to the West is:

'The Great Awakening Golden Immortal has no dirt, and the Western Wonderful Ancestor Bodhi. The three or three elements are immortal, full of energy, all gods, and all compassion. ’

'Emptiness naturally changes, as nature does. With the solemn body of the same life as the sky, the great mage of the bright heart has been tribulated. ”

It can be seen from the poem that the appearance poem of the two great supernatural powers is only three words apart, and the rest are all exactly the same.

Who else but the saint himself could be worthy of the same description.

Although 'Huang Shaohong' has never seen a Zhun Ti sage, he is also sure that 'Bodhi' is 'Zhun Ti'!

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, 'Huang Shaohong' directly opened his mouth to provoke it.

I only heard him sigh and say:

"The Great Sage was born an elf and a hero, but it's a pity that he fell into other people's calculations, made a mistake, and ended up like this, which is really infuriating!"

'Monkey King' was eating a hot grilled chicken and gnawing happily, and he laughed when he heard it:

"I don't know what you little Taoist do, the sect leader, it's really funny to speak, my old grandson stole the immortal peach, stole the elixir, kicked over the old Jun Dan furnace, and made a big fuss in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, killing and injuring countless heavenly soldiers, and rebelling with the monkey monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain......"

"These sins are all committed by my grandson alone, where is anyone calculating?"

"It's just that my old grandson's skills are not as good as others, and he didn't jump out of the palm of that Rulai, so he was pressed here, but he can't complain about others!"

When 'Huang Shaohong' didn't see 'Monkey King', he imagined a lot about it, thinking that this thing was a mixed demon king, but after he didn't want to see it, he liked the monkey more and more.

Thinking that the god of the Five Elements Mountain fed him iron pills and copper juice every day, and beat him at every turn, but the monkey pleaded for him without his usual daylight, which shows that his grievances and grievances are clear, and he can distinguish between right and wrong, proving that his nature is not bad.

Now when he talks about being suppressed for 500 years, he doesn't complain, he knows that it is the consequences of his own actions, and he is so free and easy, which makes 'Huang Shaohong' even more admired.

But there are still some things to say, and he laughed:

"What the Great Sage said is good, it's just that the person who calculates you is too obscure, and his identity is extremely respectful, and he is a person you respect, even if the Great Sage understands the world, he can't see through his methods!"

'Sun Wukong' laughed when he heard it, but his previous happy expression fell a little cold and mocking, and he didn't laugh and said:

"Then sect leader, tell me, who is the person who calculates my grandson, and how does he calculate me?"

Huang Shaohong smiled and said: "It's okay, but let's talk about it first, we don't have to turn our faces!" ”

The monkey was impatient: "You say yes!" ”

"It's your teacher, the 'Bodhi Patriarch' of the Spirit Fetus Fangcun Mountain and the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon!"

'Huang Shaohong' is blessed by the luck of the Daomen, and now he dares to say anything, if he wants to change it before, he will definitely not say these powerful names, otherwise he will inevitably be detected by the other party.

Now, even if the other party feels something, under the calculation, the heavenly machine is also a chaos, and it is destined to gain nothing!

As soon as Huang Shaohong's voice fell when he said that 'Bodhi Patriarch' was the person who was planning 'Sun Wukong' behind him, it was visible to the naked eye that the monkey's eyes were instantly full of bloodshots, and his eyes were red, but it was a sign of rage.

"Fart, you dare to say it again, my grandson tore you alive!"

The monkey cursed, and all kinds of vulgar slang swear words spewed out of his mouth.

At the beginning, 'Huang Shaohong' was indifferent, but when he heard the monkey's foul mouth, his face turned cold, and his mouth slapped on the monkey's face with a 'snap', which was called crisp and bright.

The whole cave was eerily silent!

From birth to the present, 'Monkey King' has fought with life and death and suffered several losses, but this slap in the face has never been there.

He asked in disbelief: "You dare to slap my grandson in the face?" ”

'Smack'

'Huang Shaohong' pulled back his backhand, and the entire cave with great strength shook:

"Do you have anything else to doubt?"

'Sun Wukong' is crazy, and his fangs are baring out: "My old grandson is going to tear you!" ”

'Huang Shaohong' poked out a foot and kicked it directly in the face of 'Sun Wukong', flattening the monkey's facial features:

"Then you come out!"

The 'monkey' scolded non-stop, no matter how he whipped, he was still iron-clad and not false at all.

'Huang Shaohong' smiled: "This sect leader likes hard bones!" ”

As he spoke, he stood up in front of the monkey and began to untie his pants.

"What are you going to do?"

"Pee, it's not necessarily a tuba when it's over, by the way, tuba is!"

"Convinced, my grandson is convinced!"

The 'monkey' has a hard temper, but he is not stupid, if he really lets this little Taoist priest do this, and it spreads, what else is Qi Tian? It's no wonder if you don't die laughed by those fairies and monsters!

What will you see in the future?

'Huang Shaohong' tied his belt and wanted to continue to provoke, but suddenly blessed his soul and gave birth to an idea.

He remembered that when he took 'Bai Suzhen' as his pet when he manifested the prototype, he couldn't help but look at the 'Monkey King' who was still full of monkey hair, and asked:

"Monkey, what you look like now is your true being?"

'Sun Wukong' said angrily:

"You also know that the Great Sage Grandpa is a monkey, this is not the body, is the body a pig?"

'Huang Shaohong' didn't care about him, and his face showed joy.

You must know that after he broke through the seal of the 'Immovable Monk' by chance, the abilities carried by the divine soul have all been restored.

This includes the ability to bind souls in the game world.

'Huang Shaohong' immediately made a double-headed 'Chimera' out of his many pets, gave it up directly, and then killed it with a punch when the 'Chimera' regained its wildness, and the body was in his bag.

Then he couldn't wait to face the 'Monkey King' who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and released the game skills of the 'Hunter' to tame the beast.

The moment he saw the skill reading, 'Huang Shaohong''s happy heart almost didn't jump out of his throat.

Monkey King is a pet, whoever you love in the future, as long as you offend the sect leader, you will directly close the door and let the monkeys go!