"So, when are you two going to act?" Yu Xu, who finally couldn't control his desolate power, went up and punched them alone, and they were all honest in an instant.

Kneeling on the ground, Wang Defa, who was very honest, immediately pointed to Dracula: "Teacher, this guy is the first to start!" I'm just forced to open my business! ”

"Wait a minute, what about sharing the ups and downs? Why did you sell me so quickly? Not to be outdone, Dracula pointed at Wang Defa: "Teacher, don't believe his words, it's all his fault, I didn't do anything." ”

"You two!" (▼Dish▼#) couldn't suppress the feather in his right hand, and rewarded them with a punch per person again, and after counting the previous one, he just bought two and got one free, so he gave them one more punch.

After two laps in a row, I became much more honest in an instant.

Sure enough, vampires are all the same, and if you don't teach them a lesson, you won't be honest at all.

By the way, are these two brothers brothers? It's not in shape, and when I think about it suddenly, I really feel like that.

"Who's a brother to this weak vampire!"

"Here's my line! Who would be a brother with you, a guy who casually deceives other people's innocence! ”

Seeing that the two brothers were about to quarrel again, Yu Xue naturally gave them another punch.

After the end, Yu Xue felt a sense of physical and mental relaxation, as if all the long-standing grievances had been vented, how comforting.

And the duo who have been paddling and fishing are trembling at the moment.

Who's the final boss? Now no matter how you look at it, it's Yuxuan, the two vampires have no ability to resist at all under his education, and they are properly a big boss behind the scenes.

"Ha, can't you two be serious? One is a vampire in the decent protagonist group, and the other is also the final boss, can't you be normal? And you, where did the initial appearance momentum go? Wang Defa forget it, he has been like this from the beginning, but where did the weird feeling and terrifying atmosphere go as soon as you appeared? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a different person. ”

"That's because you're angry when you get up, no matter who just got up, it's like that, if you're suddenly interrupted when you're sleeping in Zhengxiang, do you dare to say that you won't be angry?"

"This ......" is indeed a little undaring, so Yu Xue diverted the topic and asked again: "Then how many people have you wrecked and how many people have sucked blood so far?" ”

"Huh! Do you remember how many slices of bread you ate? ”

"Zero!" Wang Defa and Yu Xue replied in unison.

Yu Xue's explanation: "I only eat Chinese food, I have never eaten bread, and I have never even eaten a birthday cake. ”

Wang Defa's explanation: "I'm a vampire, why do I eat human food? ”

"Forehead......" Dracula was so choked that he couldn't say a word for a while, and he wanted to be handsome, but both of them turned out to be like this, how did he answer? How do I answer the call?

Dracula was a little embarrassed for a while, but Wang Defa didn't have it at all: "Hey, what did you mean just now?" What do you mean to be a vampire in the protagonist group? Lao Tzu is the existence of the horn of Allah, which is completely different from your supporting role. ”

"No, no, no, it's not good to let someone like you be the protagonist, if you're the protagonist, this novel will really be over."

"Hehe, I probably wouldn't have said anything before, but now it's different! Look at the title of the novel! "Vampire Detective" is properly the vampire protagonist, except for me, who else do you think can be the protagonist? ”

Looking at Wang Defa with a smug face, Yu Yu really couldn't bear to hit him, but he still had to hit when it was time to strike, otherwise this guy would definitely get carried away.

"But you've never done what a detective is supposed to do."

"Ahh Blind spots! Wang Defa, who only realized this now: "Author! Fast! I should quickly write a few articles about the island murder incident, the secret room murder incident or something, let me reason, otherwise, the protagonist's position is really not guaranteed! ”

…… Alas, even if you say so, how can there be so many murders in the world, and it's not an animation, even if it's a novel, it's logical. Besides, detectives or something, in fact, designed murder methods, and methods to solve crimes, were all conceived by the author and me alone, and it is not enough for someone to die, it must be reasonable. How much do you think about the author's hair?

"It doesn't matter if it's hair or something, haven't you heard of it, author? A bald head is the strongest, maybe you will become stronger when you are bald. ”

It won't get stronger! It's only bald! I don't want to go out wearing a wig.

"There's no such thing as a hair transplant."

Hair transplant?! Do you know how much a hair transplant costs?! Author: I don't have that much money for a hair transplant!

So, for the sake of the author's head, and for the sake of the author not to be bald in the future, please don't make such an embarrassing request.

(ˉ▽ ̄~)cut~~" Wang Defa, who reluctantly accepted, said to Yu Xu: "Even if there is no detective, at least there are still vampires, so the protagonist is me, except for me, it can't be anyone else!" ”

"Even if you say that, in fact, there is another vampire next to you now......" Yu Xue suddenly realized something, and held Dracula's hand: "You can be the protagonist, although you have some of that, but at least you are better than Wang Defa, I think it should be fine." ”

"Wait! Where are you trying to persuade what?! Lao Tzu is the real protagonist! ”

"You shut up a little." Yu Xue ignored Wang Defa, and then said to Dracula, "How is it? Do you want to be one of the main characters? ”

"This ......," Dracula was visibly moved.

"Alright! This is what you said, Lao Tzu is going to be a villain, this villain Lao Tzu is decided! Wang Defa, who gave up on himself, slid to the opposite side of Yu Xu: "Come out, Graeme!" Drop the hammer of sin on these impudent people! ”

At first, Yu Xue thought that Wang Defa had committed another middle two crime, but the ground was really uplifted, and an earth puppet appeared in front of them.

"┗|'O′|┛嗷~~" With a roar, Graeme waved his arms and slapped towards the feather.

"! You have this kind of thing, why don't you take it out in the first place? ”

"If the protagonist uses all his strength from the beginning, is it still the protagonist? But now it's different, now Lao Tzu is the villain, with the bonus of the final boss, and now I'm able to make it no matter what! ”

Yu Xu, who hurriedly dodged the attack, looked at the huge Graeme in trouble, and immediately asked Wu Qi, who was drinking tea and watching the battle, for help.

Wu Qi said very calmly: "Sorry, the user you are calling is not in the signal area, please call later." sorry……”

"Aren't you right in front of you? Less pretend to me not in the service area! ”

"ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas." Wu Qi sighed impatiently: "Why do you want me to help you with the things you provoked yourself?" Also, when did I say I was on your side? ”