R snake!

Li Mu was taken aback: "You didn't use your skills when you spoke just now, right?" ”

Li Hailong glanced at him and said, "The big blowing conch is a passive skill, and it will be automatically activated after it is assembled. ”

Nima!

Li Mu's face was black at that time, the company's skills were really unreliable, I didn't expect that there were passive skills, this is a double-edged sword!

If you don't say anything right, you don't know what's going on when you get caught!

Li Hailong blinked his eyes and realized the seriousness of the matter: "Boss, what you just said is neither absurd nor exaggerated, and it is also a question sentence, it won't come true!" ”

Li Mu said angrily: "What do you say? ”

He rubbed his temples, "Since it is a passive skill, when you speak in the future, you should use your brain, don't confide in everything, we are not suitable to bless the negative state now." Don't say anything like R snake in the future, Bai Suzhen goes to heaven and earth, everyone will give face, let's break up her marriage now, we have already taken a big risk, if we really put her on it, maybe it will cause a lot of trouble! ”

Li Hailong smiled dryly: "I understand, I just wanted to joke with you." He paused for a moment and asked, "Boss, have you ever wondered what to do if it really happens?" ”

Li Mu snorted: "If it comes true, the task will be stable." Xu Xian's marriage contract was dismantled, as long as she could withstand the pressure from above, with Bai Suzhen's docile personality as her husband and son, it would be easy for her to teach the client spells, which was equivalent to taking a shortcut directly. ”

"......" Li Hailong looked at Li Mu and said tentatively, "Or, boss, you sacrifice it?" It's great, I'll blow a few more words, and I can't imprison the gods and Buddhas in the sky until they come down! ”

"Odds! How can the odds be so high! Li Mu said, "You can really speak the law, why do you have to work so hard to do the task, at this time, you should have become an immortal and a Buddha!" ”

"That's right." Li Hailong scratched his head in embarrassment, "However, it shouldn't be successful, if it is really successful, it will be the boss you go to the R snake, not Bai Suzhen!" ”

"Shut up!" Li Mu has a black line, and when he explained it like this, he slaughtered Li Hailong's heart!

Taking a deep breath, Li Mu let his emotions ease down and not dwell on this topic, "Your thinking is good." Skills are not used, expired and invalid, and they are also blown in this direction when they are free, in case they can really isolate the immortal channel, it will only be good for our task, and there is no harm. ”

"Understood." Li Hailong's eyes lit up, "Anyway, bragging doesn't pay taxes." Boss, since you don't like snakes, who told me that for me, it's just a matter of saying two more words, just in case it happens! ”

"You don't have to worry about emotional matters, if I really like someone, I will handle it myself." Li Hailong may have been influenced too much by Tang Bohu, and he can talk about women in a few words, Li Mu said helplessly.

"Also, I'll give you something to eat below, it's more reliable than the skill of blowing the conch!" Li Hailong agreed.

Li Mu didn't want to continue to discuss with him around the woman, so he changed the topic: "If you really want to help me blow, go in the direction of becoming an immortal and becoming a saint, I am now practicing the Shushan School Imperial Sword Technique, it is best to have a one-day success, three-day consummation or something!" ”

“OK！” Li Hailong snapped his fingers, patted his chest and said, "The boss is righteous, I won't cheat my own people." ”

The kung fu of the two of them said the words, and the time of five minutes quietly flowed away.

There was a ripple fluctuation, and Hu Xiaotong was teleported.

Li Hailong closed his mouth at the right time.

Hu Xiaotong wore a shawl wig, she changed into a pale green costume dress, and even the backpack was in costume style, and she obviously put effort into dressing up.

After appearing, Hu Xiaotong first glanced at Li Mu, then his eyes fell on Li Hailong's body, and frowned: "Tang Bohu? ”

Obviously, Xing Ye is much more well-known than Li Mu.

"Exactly down there." Li Hailong said with a smile.

"Phew!" Hu Xiaotong's face turned cold, and he spat on the ground unabashedly, "Scumbag!" ”

"......" Li Hailong was stunned, "It's the first time we've met!" ”

"It's the first time we've met, but that doesn't stop me from judging you." Hu Xiaotong said.

Li Hailong looked at Li Mu.

Li Mu secretly laughed and said, "Ms. Hu has her own unique understanding of feelings. ”

"Hurt emotionally?" Li Hailong asked.

"I'm normal." Hu Xiaotong clasped his hands in front of his chest, "I just can't get used to the misinterpretation of love in some film and television dramas, Tang Bohu has three wives and four concubines, and he also goes outside to hunt weeds, plays tricks, and does not hesitate to degenerate and sell himself as a slave, it seems to be romantic, but it is extremely cheap!" ”

Li Mu and Li Hailong looked at each other and were speechless for a while.

Li Hailong explained: "Miss Hu, I just used Tang Bohu's appearance, not him. ”

Hu Xiaotong said: "I know that you don't have his temperament, but with his face, your psychology is almost the same as his." ”

Nima!

Is it so venomous?

I'm a dreamer to help you realize your dreams!

Li Hailong choked up, and suddenly had the urge to curse her to her face.

This woman wants to break up other people's marriages, and she can't get used to Tang Bohu's romance, so she picks her nose and eyes at others, it is estimated that in the real society, no one wants it!

"I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now, and I apologize to you for the rudeness just now." Hu Xiaotong took the initiative to stretch out his hand, "I hope you don't mind." ”

"It doesn't matter, serving customers is the purpose of Dream Fulfiller." Li Hailong smiled slightly, "The young lady is also a person of temperament, in the real world, there are too few people like you who dare to express their emotions directly." I chose Tang Bohu's face for the convenience of the task, but I didn't expect Miss Hu to misunderstand. ”

Hu Xiaotong glanced at Li Hailong unexpectedly: "It's my personality that is too impulsive." ”

"It's nothing, men should be generous." Li Hailong said with a smile, "After this dream journey, Miss Hu has learned spells, and I am afraid that there is no man on earth who can enter Miss Hu's magic eyes." ”

Stretching out her hand not to hit the smiling person, Li Hailong's fancy compliments eased Hu Xiaotong's expression a lot, and she smiled: "I can't say that, there are still many good men in the world!" ”

"I know men better than you, and they are both virtuous." Li Hailong shook his head and said with a smile, "Miss Hu is a talent, unparalleled in her roots, her understanding is the first, and her cultivation of spells must be a thousand miles a day, and she is the best in ancient and modern times." Miss Hu is so good, the future Lang Jun must be loyal to love, three heads and six arms, eight feet tall and bewitched, when he will definitely step on the colorful auspicious clouds, come to marry you under the eyes of the public, I wish you in advance......"

Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear.

Hu Xiaotong's face was red when he was praised by Li Hailong, and he twisted: "I'm not that good." ”

"Don't be presumptuous." Li Hailong nodded with a serious face, "This is a blessing from the Dream Master, you must accept it." ”

Hu Xiaotong had a good impression of Li Hailong, and his eyebrows were curled up when he smiled: "Then I will borrow your auspicious words!" ”

A few words calmed the customer's emotions, and Li Mu's sense of identity with this same sect became stronger and stronger.

It's just a little bad, the heart is too small!

Didn't he just say that he didn't have Tang Bohu's temperament!

directly blessed Hu Xiaotong's future husband as a monster with three heads and six arms and a height of eight feet.

You must know that he has the passive skill of blowing the conch, and any absurd language he utters may become true.

If this comes true, Hu Xiaotong is probably going crazy!

Li Mu heard it clearly.

Li Hailong is talking about the demon of the world, not the hero of the world.

But.

He is still quite measured, and he didn't forget to blow Hu Xiaotong's understanding with his skills, this sentence was successful, and it was also extremely helpful to the task.

Hu Xiaotong smiled and asked, "I don't know what you call it yet?" You can't be called Tang Bohu! ”

"Why not!" Li Hailong said, "If you don't want to call me Tang Bohu, call me Tang Yin, Xiao Tang can do it, the name is just a code name." ”

In just a few moments, he realized the benefits of the trumpet.

Sure enough, using a pseudonym can save a lot of trouble!

"Then I'll call you Don Xiao!" Hu Xiaotong thought for a while and said, "Don't call me Miss Hu, Ms. Hu, it seems to be a raw point, just call me Xiaotong, after all, in this world, we are a team, and my wish depends on the two dream masters!" ”

Li Mu nodded and said with a smile: "Wrap it up on us." ”

Only then did Hu Xiaotong notice the surrounding environment: "It's West Lake outside? ”

Li Mu said: "That's right, Qingming Festival, West Lake, Broken Bridge, the place where Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met for the first time." ”