Grandma is not a reading material since childhood, a woman is not talented is virtue, in a blood family, after all, she has to learn more than ordinary women, grandma entered a private school at the age of four, left the church at the age of twelve, to tell the truth, it was all the way to sleep. After living for more than a hundred years, the knowledge reserve may not be as good as that of ordinary college students, except for the knowledge of the bloodline world.

In the past, as soon as I entered the school, I decided to fall asleep, but this time I lasted for half an hour, mainly because it was fresh, and I had never seen a school of this era.

The scumbag among the scumbags, the most afraid is to be named by Mr. to take the school.

Clusters of eyes fell on the beautiful girl with a tear mole in the left corner of her eye.

"I, I'm not your student. Grandma explained sullenly.

Professor Qin didn't care, and said with a smile: "Since you have entered the classroom, you are my student, answer the questions boldly, don't be afraid of mistakes." ”

Grandma said in her heart, sure enough, the world is as black as a crow, and the teachers in the world are exactly the same as the fierce.

When she was a child, her husband often slapped her in the palm in the name of taking the school entrance examination to vent his personal anger.

Unexpectedly, after more than 100 years of death, it is still impossible to escape.

Grandma was barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, and stretched out her white and tender little hand: "Sir, I can't do this question, do you want to hit the board?"

Probably because she thought the way her grandmother spoke was funny, the students laughed out loud.

Professor Qin was stunned, "There is no standard answer to this question, boldly say your opinion." ”

"I don't have an opinion, you might as well beat me up. ”

"You can ask your classmates to help you. ”

"Don't ask for help, you can beat me up. ”

"You ....." Professor Qin said helplessly, "You better sit down and stop talking." ”

"Oh. Grandma responded crisply and sat down calmly.

Professor Qin's gaze searched among the students again, and finally locked on Sanwu, who was also brilliant in appearance and had also beeped, and said loudly: "The female classmate in black short sleeves, you can answer." ”

Sanwu got up and said sincerely: "I won't do it." ”

Professor Qin frowned: "I don't play the board, you just say." ”

Sanwu said with a serious expression: "I won't do it, but I suggest calling the beast to change the problem." ”

Professor Qin: "What's the problem?" ”

Sanwu: "You can ask me, if every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean." Please do a sentence imitation exercise!"

Professor Qin didn't understand this girl's brain circuits at all, and felt that she had any deep meaning, and the professor also liked thoughtful and assertive students, so he smiled and said, "This classmate, then please put if every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean." Make a mimetic sentence. ”

San Wu looked down at the book on the table, raised his head, and said in a serious tone: "If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!"

Li Xianyu: "......."

Professor Qin: "......."

Class: "......."

The air was suddenly quiet.

And she herself is keenly aware of this change, and she is quite happy.

The air was so quiet that it was even suffocating. Li Xianyu glanced at the book on her desk in the suffocating air, and saw the last sentence of the paragraph: "Xiao Ming, get out." ”

Li Xianyu:(¬_¬)

......

"Sanwu, I'll tell you seriously, you can't talk like this, you'll be beaten. ”

Walking on the stairs of the teaching building, Li Xianyu complained: "I guess I will be failed by Professor Qin, but fortunately, I don't care about the transcript with a monthly income of 50,000 yuan, otherwise I will be finished." ”

It should come as no surprise that the three of them were kicked out. Professor Qin pointed to the door at that time and said angrily, "Let me out." ”

Sanwu is full of confidence: "When we first met, there were so many mood swings, which proved that my social style was very effective, Ding Ding is a big man, the book you gave me is very useful." ”

"Don't call me a big man," Li Xianyu went crazy: "Call me Li Xianyu, or simply ignore my title." It's my fault for sending you this book, don't read it in the future, otherwise you won't have any friends, and you'll be the enemy of the whole world, you know. ”

Three no means can not understand: "Why." ”

Li Xianyu said: "The correct way to socialize should be to make the other party feel happy, feel happy, and feel comfortable. Instead of piercing people's hearts. ”

Sanwu: "But the big-breasted grandmother said that this book is very funny and happy." ”

This...... How to explain it?

Li Xianyu herself was confused, thought about it, and said: "Grandma's happiness is because she thinks it's funny and funny from the perspective of a bystander, but you are the authority, and the authority will not feel happy." ”

Three, thoughtless.

Li Xianyu looked at her and asked, "Do you understand?" ”

Sanwu opened the book and read it: "You seem to be teasing me." ”

Grandma: "Poof. ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, forget it, he's too lazy to take care of it, he's not a good teacher, let her be.

The sophistication of human feelings is the most impossible to teach, and it does not need to be taught, relying on experience and precipitation. Some people can have a smooth accident in just a few years, and some people don't understand what "human feelings and sophistication" are all their lives. But whether they are sleek or stubborn, they are all based on life experience for most of their lives.

However, there are no three, she has been cultivated as a killer since she can remember, and her real life as a human being is only a few short years after joining Baoze.

She may have been trying to change herself and make herself more like an ordinary person, but there is really no better way than to rely on time to grind.

There are two elective classes in the afternoon, Li Xianyu doesn't plan to go to class, they are already people with a monthly income of 50,000, is there still any meaning in the graduation certificate. In the past, Li Xianyu was dead, and now he is Niu Colu, Blood, Li Xianyu.

On the way out of school, Li Xianyu asked them to continue to hold their arms and pretend to be a happy force. If nothing else, with the gossip of the students of finance and economics, he Li Xianyu will soon become popular in major class chat groups and campus forums.

In the afternoon, I had nothing to do, so I took my grandmother and Sanwu shopping, and spent Sanwu's money to buy some daily necessities and clothes, well, the soft rice was very fragrant.

Grandma swiped the card of three nos with peace of mind, bought three air purifiers for her great-grandson, and told him that things are so expensive, you don't waste them, you have to practice qi and know how to cut down.

reminds Li Xianyu of the same rhetoric that his mother bought him an exercise book when he was a child.

At sunset, taking advantage of the fact that it was not yet the rush hour after work, Li Xian took them back to the community by subway, the subway in the morning and evening rush hour is always the front chest against the back, the women squeeze the Mimi pain, the men squeeze the balls hurt, everyone is very painful.

Li Xianyu didn't like Grandma and Sanwu being squeezed around by men, so he tried to avoid the rush hour. He has lived in Shanghai for 20 years, and has never seen a high-quality beauty with a score of more than 8 in the morning and evening rush hours, which shows that beauties also know how to avoid peak hours.

S County Hotel is already open for business, when passing by the store, Li Xianyu looked in, the boss stared at the dark circles and fried rice noodles, Zhang Chen had already returned to the world, thinking that he didn't have nightmares anymore.

Grandma is right, there is cause and effect in the world, and one report will be repaid.

He looked around, but he didn't see the figure of Satsuma, and suddenly he had a sense of foreboding in his heart.

The three of them entered the yellow stewed chicken and ordered pork ribs rice, Li Xianyu asked the shopkeeper's aunt, "Where is the dog at the door?"

The shopkeeper's aunt still remembers Li Xianyu, mainly because Sanwu and grandma are too good-looking, it is difficult for people to forget, she said: "Dead." ”、

Li Xianyu was struck by lightning: "Dead?!"

The old aunt said: "I died under the tree this morning, the body has been disposed of by the property, this defeated dog is finally dead, and the stinky all day long comes to my store, which is very annoying." ”

Li Xianyu, who was originally quite emotional when he saw the owner and the dog parting last night, suddenly felt that the whole person was overwhelmed by the sadness that welled up in his heart.