18. Online training system
The first time I personally came to the door to give birthday benefits to players, but was naked ignored, is this a moral degradation, or a distortion of human nature?
Unable to endure such a personal insult, the system finally began to act to prove its existence.
Immediately, he directly used the prompt box to constantly slap Ye Bing's little face, and carried out a silent but effective protest.
Fortunately, the prompt box is virtual, and there is no other discomfort except for the fact that people can't help but want to fight cross-eyed when they slap their faces.
Otherwise, this product really dares to flatten her face, she will definitely send this lack of education to the small black house, and put laws and regulations on it every day, so that it can redo the system.
"System, don't slap me in the face all the time!"
The system, which was finally taken seriously by the gadget, quickly typed a line of font on the screen frame.
[Please respect my existence, I'm not here to be a light bulb for you, I'm here to give you birthday benefits! 】
After she read the text in the prompt box, she realized that this product was simply a copy of the sun.
As long as it is in the room, every small corner is brightly illuminated, and then you can use the system lighting directly without turning on the light, so that you can save a lot of electricity.
Well, it's such a happy decision!
Who told her that her current status is not only poor, but also to support a girl and an apprentice, so everything has to save flowers.
The super-intelligent 38 system still does not know that it has been reduced to a lighting tool in the eyes of players, which is sad and miserable.
Gu Peng, who had been talking very happily, saw that the lion tiger was distracted by the system, and immediately looked at the system with great resentment, as if it was his rival in love, and asked in a very unkind tone, "Why are you still here!" ”
The subtext of this sentence is, why are you so uninteresting, I didn't see us chatting so happily, you still have the face to stay here and continue to be a big light bulb!
[System: I want to go too, but 38 players haven't received this year's birthday benefits yet!] 】
Why does the number 38 sound so swearing?
Gu Peng, the Lion Tiger Maniac, decided to correct its grammatical mistakes, and began to train online, "System, I'll teach you, please call the thirty-eighth player Ye Bing as the master." ”
[System: How old are you, why should I listen to you!] 】
Gu Peng Online kindly reminded, "38 system, listen well, I am a krypton player, if you have any dissatisfaction in the game life, you can directly complain to the main system." ”
Hey?
And this kind of operation!
As a player who burst the liver, he had to silently envy the welfare of krypton players in his heart, and then raised his eyes to look at the prompt box in mid-air with a good look, and was very curious about what kind of reaction the system would make, whether he was not afraid of complaining and insisted on dying to the end, or obeyed the apprentice's training and called her master?
But as time passed, the system didn't respond, as if it was stuck, in fact, it was playing dead online.
Dare to bully the lion tiger openly and secretly and think that nothing happened, that is impossible!
Gu Peng looked at the prompt box and then said decisively to his thumb, "The Krypton player complaint number is 000000......"
After system testing, what this person said was true!
If it is really complained to the main system, then it will be sent to the database to be formatted directly by the system father, and then it will become a rigid and unintelligent program system.
The 38 system, which has an extremely strong desire to survive, does not dare to continue to pretend to be dead online, and is crazy about bubbling online and swiping the screen.
[System: Master!] 】
[System: Master!] 】
[System: Master!] 】
At this moment, the system is active like a marketing account......