Well, what else? ”

"It's really fearless who don't know, you may think that you are very good at fighting after learning sanda and taekwondo for a few days, and tell you that in front of the masters of Taoism, you are nothing." The youth said.

"So, you're a master of the Dao Sect?"

I put down my tweezers and looked up at the young man with a smile.

The young man's eyes showed an extremely pretended sense of helplessness, and he asked, "Do you know what is fireless spontaneous combustion?" ”

"It is said that a person who is very high in the Tao can set things on fire without the aid of flames, and so will you?" I asked, feigned shock.

"Not bad." The young man snorted and pulled out a piece of toilet paper from the paper tray on my desk. "I heard that your master will also use this trick, but this trick, I have been perfected two years ago, if it weren't for the strict management of public security now, just by the attitude you talked to me today, I could give you the death penalty."

The young man said with a look of contempt, his wrist shaking, and he tried to ignite the toilet paper in his hand.

"Huh?" The young man frowned and glanced at the toilet paper in his hand.

"Master, what are you doing here?" I asked.

The young man ignored me and tried to light the toilet paper again, but the toilet paper still showed no signs of burning.

A layer of fine sweat appeared on the young man's face, he glanced at me, then took a deep breath, and suddenly mobilized all the Dao Qi in his body, through the meridians, into the index finger and the middle finger, only to see that his two fingers were burned red by the Dao Qi, and even faintly saw a stream of sweat vapor floating out, Rao is so, there is no sign of the toilet paper burning at all.

The young man took a deep breath again, he exerted all his strength, and tried his best, his face was red and purple, his eyes were bloodshot, and his cheeks were bruised, and he was about to burst out.

I let go of my palm suddenly, and the toilet paper in the young man's hand burst into flames, engulfing the young man whole, and his two bugs were also frightened and hidden.

The young man's body was on fire, and it was probably the first time he had encountered such a situation, so he was at a loss for a while, and he only wanted to put out the fire in his hair when his body crackled and exploded.

I picked up the washbasin in front of the bathroom and spilled it.

The flames on the young man's body were extinguished, and he let out a cry of alarm, smoke was still coming from his body, and half of his handsome and shiny hair was scorched.

"The master's unique skill made me feel overwhelmed and dumbfounded, and the effect was like an explosion!" I held out my thumb and boasted sincerely. "No, it's an explosion!"

The young man looked at me in a daze, looking confused.

Half an hour later, I took a car with the young man to a building in the south of the city, and after taking the elevator to the ninth floor, the young man explained a few words to a waitress, and the waitress led me into a hall.

The hall was full of people, most of them dressed in formal attire, and occasionally a few people dressed in Taoist robes looked like people from Taoist temples on the outskirts of the city.

I searched for a long time before I found the old bachelor eating fruit salad in the corner of the hall.

"I've been looking for you for a long time, but you're eating here." I said.

"You're here." The old bachelor said. "Come and taste these things, it's so delicious, look at this strawberry, you can still eat it like this, and this steamed bun, I've never eaten this flavor in my life."

"It's bread." I reluctantly explained. "They didn't do anything about you, how did I hear that you took a job from a hospital and were arrested?"

"Who of them would dare to arrest me?" The old bachelor said as he glared as he stuffed something into his mouth. "You don't have to worry about the work of the hospital, you all know that it is a piece of fat, let's rely on our own abilities, the developer is a friend of Boss Qu, who do you say he will choose?"

"Who is Boss Qu?" I asked.

"It is the boss who built the viaduct before, he introduced me to the current real estate developer Liao Dingkai Liao Boss, the hospital is on the pedestrian street, it was originally the largest hospital in the city, it has been open for decades, and now it is demolished to build the city's highest-grade community, but the haunted inside can not break ground, Liao Boss has found several knowledgeable people have not made it, Liao Boss is afraid that it will cause panic among the people for a long time, and then the community will become a ghost building and cannot be sold, so I promised me that if things are settled in the past few days, Just give me 2 million single-handedly, and give me 3 million after the community is built! ”

"Poof~"

I was drinking with a glass of wine when I almost choked to death by the old bachelor's words.

"How can you give so much?" I asked.

"I heard that the land alone is worth 5 billion, and the foundation of this building is the most important, and he gave me 5 million is not too much." The old bachelor said, raising an eyebrow at me with a smug expression.

"Okay, old bachelor, then I don't want to touch your light, let's get the car and drive away when the time comes."

As I spoke, I raised my glass and touched it with the old bachelor, who was so happy that he stuck out his tongue.

After a long time, I learned that the party in this hall was the city's Xuanmen Conference, which was equivalent to the mid-year meeting, and basically the people in the Xuanmen who had a name were invited.

The old bachelor and I were unknown, so we always stood in the corner at the back of the hall eating and drinking, and occasionally we would walk around to get something new when the waitress came up.

These people who learn Taoism and mix well in the folk speak similar to the rhetoric of normal successful people, hypocritical and polite, the leader is a white-bearded old man, wearing a white coat, looking energetic, Taoist fairy style, it seems to be called Yang Lei, said to be a Taoist giant, a master of the family, so everyone calls him Yang Lao.

I didn't see it anyway.

After Yang Lei finished speaking, there were various famous masters on the stage to speak, after speaking, the waiter brought the tables in one by one, and the guests at each table sat down to eat, and I was stunned with the old bachelor.

Because we're both full!

I sat at the last table with a full burp, loosened my belt and ate and drank again, and all the tables were finished eating and leaving, and the old bachelor and I couldn't hold it anymore, and we had to leave, but as soon as we stood up, someone stopped us.

"Two, Elder Yang is invited."

A moment later, the old bachelor and I stood at a table under the rostrum, burping from time to time, and a few waiters around me couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.

"Look at these two people, it's like they've never seen anything to eat."

"I found them hiding in the corner to eat before, I thought they wanted to eat and leave early, who knew that after the food came up, they sat down and ate again, it was really ......"

Yang Lei stroked his beard and coughed, and the two waiters were immediately so frightened that they stopped talking.

"Who of you is Zhang Ji?"

"Back to Elder Yang, my name is Zhang Yang, and this is my senior brother Zhang Shigeng." I said.

"Oh, it turned out to be a senior brother, and the age difference is so much, so your master is still alive?" Yang Lei asked.

I said, "The tutor is in good health, like Yang Lao. ”

"Well, our Taoist sect pays attention to the teacher's inheritance, the two of them have a teacher's inheritance, then it seems that there is real talent and real learning, I don't know where your two masters are sacred, and they will be high this year?"

"The tutor ......," I hesitated. Ma Wuwei, a teacher from Maoshan, has six out of one hundred this year. ”

Yang Lei gasped and said, "One hundred and six-year-old Maoshan master, he is an old birthday star, disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

Yang Lei was just about to beckon us to sit down, but an old man in a black horse coat next to him snorted and said: "There are three or five old birthday stars in Maoshan, and I have a very good relationship with Maoshan Elder Ma Santong, I have lived in Maoshan for more than two months in the past few years, and I have never heard of Ma Wuwei." ”

"The predecessors didn't know that the family teacher left Maoshan many years ago and lived in seclusion in Zhongnan Mountain to cultivate." I said.

"That's being expelled from the division?" The old man laughed.

"I've been an outcast of Maoshan for a long time, what else should I be." Everyone said in a gossipy voice.

I tried to speak, but I was blocked one after another, so I stopped talking.

Fortunately, I didn't say that the master was over 200 years old, otherwise I would have laughed to death.

Yang Lei motioned for everyone to be quiet, pointed to an old man in a green shirt next to him and said, "I heard that you had a holiday with Master Zhang before, I don't know what's going on?" ”

"Elder Yang said with a smile, my senior brother and sister just met this Master Zhang for the first time today, why did they come to the festival?"

"You kid has no respect, you don't even understand the basic rules, you opened a feng shui hall in my territory without even saying hello, and stole my Zhang Ling's Zhang character as a head, openly robbed the work on the construction site, broke the rules of the industry, and afterwards I asked my subordinates to ask for an explanation, but you beat him to a serious injury!"