After a night of hilarity, Yu Xue was in low spirits, her waist and legs were sore, and she felt that her body was hollowed out.

That's right! It's still the wallet, don't think about it.

I didn't expect two roasted whole sheep to be so expensive, and they were so good at drinking, ten beers were not enough to see.

In the end, the car couldn't even be stopped, and someone fell down directly.

Drinking like this without moderation, it is the first time for Yu Xu, and it is inevitable that there will be some discomfort, which is also very normal.

It's like waking up the next day, he feels a pain in his brain, and the feeling of hangover makes him almost throw up.

What happened last night? I should be very modest, shouldn't I drink like this?

After doing it, Yu Xue couldn't remember it at all, the only thing he knew was that his wallet was completely flattened, and there was really not a drop left.

Rubbing her braincase, Yu Xue left her room and went outside to wash her face to make herself feel better.

When I went back after washing my face, I met Zheng Lijun.

"Uh......" Zheng Lijun was miraculously flustered, twisted and pinched, her face was slightly red, and she said shyly: "⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄ head...... I think the head is great! ”

Dropping such a sentence, Zheng Lijun ran away.

Yu Xue looked confused, what's going on?

Having said that, Zheng Lijun, who is usually very arrogant, actually had such a twisted day, I really didn't expect it.

Yu Xu, who didn't pay much attention to it at first, almost every subordinate he met was like this, so he couldn't help but care.

Grabbing one of his subordinates, Yu Xue forced him to ask, "Hey! What the hell happened last night?! ”

"Uh...... Well...... Chief, you still don't want to know, it's for your own good. ”

"So, what's so good for me!? (ц｀ω´ц*)”

"I don't know, don't ask me, boss! I really don't know anything! Leaving such a sentence, his subordinates fled and left.

Seeing such a situation, the corners of Yu Xu's mouth twitched, and she couldn't say a word.

And just then, his cell phone rang.

It was a number I didn't recognize, and after hesitating for a moment, Yu Xue still connected.

"Ah, Yu Xue Boy, about last night, how are you doing now?"

"......" When she heard this voice, Yu Xue felt more pain in her brain: "So, what happened last night?!" And why do you know my phone number?! ”

"Huh! You don't remember? Wang Defa's snickering voice came from the phone: "Since I don't remember, there's no way, after all, something like that happened, it's a kind of luck not to remember." ”

"(╬ ̄ ̄) So what the hell is going on!"

"I advise you not to know, this is also for your own good, I am really afraid that after you know, you will die of excessive shame."

"......" The more Wang Defa said this, the more Yu Xue cared, and the more he cared, the more difficult it was for him to feel at ease: "It's okay, I can bear it, just say it." ”

"Don't do it, after all, that kind of thing is really not easy to say from my mouth." Wang Defa forced a smile, but he didn't hold back at all: "Poof...... It's like that when you're drunk, it's no wonder I don't usually see you drinking, so that's the case......"

So what the hell is that!?

Yu Xue was anxious, eager to know what happened last night, but Wang Defa just didn't say it.

"Okay, I see, in that case, then you stay at home and don't move, I'll be there for you right away."

"Wait! What are you doing here?! I tell you, I will not succumb to violence, even if you do it to me, I will not ......"

Before Wang De finished speaking, there was a knock at the door of his house.

"! Did you TM fly over?! ”

Wang Defa, who was really taken aback, almost jumped up, but remembered that Yu Xue was just an ordinary person, and the location of the police station was so far away from his home, no matter how he said it, he wouldn't come over so quickly.

Wang Defa, who comforted himself so much, came to the door, but he still kept an eye on it, and did not open the door directly, but looked at it from the cat's eye first.

“……!!! ∑ (゚Д゚ノ)ノ "Did this person really fly over?!" Isn't it too fast!? No, you have to run away quickly, otherwise it will be really dangerous.

Ran goose, just when Wang Defa was about to escape, Yu Xu's voice came from the phone.

"I know you're at home, hurry up and open the door for me, or I'm going to break in!"

"What should I do? What to do? Could it be that the first life of my Wang Defa is about to end here? ”

There was a knocking sound at the door again, obviously Yu Xue was knocking on the door, and it was getting more and more intense, feeling that this door might be scrapped at any time.

What to do? What now?

In a flash of inspiration, Wang Defa instantly thought of an idea, coughed, and changed his voice.

"Ahem...... Hello, the user you are calling is not at home, please don't come again, sorry......"

"You're a liar!"

The door could no longer support it and fell, and Wang Defa couldn't support it and fell...... Play dead.

Yu Xue obviously didn't eat this, grabbed Wang Defa's collar and asked, "Say, what happened last night?!" ”

"......" Wang Defa didn't say a word, his eyes were closed, as long as he didn't look, the horror couldn't catch up with him, he was really a little clever ghost.

However, the strategy is very good, and in fact, Yu Xue really can't do anything to him like this.

It's a pity that Wang Defa's mobile phone fell to the ground at this time due to violent shaking, and the mobile phone just played the picture taken last night.

"Woooooooooo......oo I'm a piece of shit, I can't do anything, and I'm a virgin...... It's not interesting to be alive at all, it's better to die......"

"Quack............" Yu Xue was so shocked that she couldn't say a word.

This person...... Is it really yourself?

This is a turn of the mobile phone screen, and Wang Defa's voice came.

"Ahhh Don't care about that kind of trivial thing, at least you're not useless, are you? ”

Looking at Wang Defa, who comforted herself, Yu Xue was somewhat moved.

Until the next picture, Yu Xue was still moved, but ......

"Even if you are useless, you are still useful as my son, how about it? Do you want to be my son? Now that I'm full of benefits, maybe I'll ask someone else to find you a wife. ”

Facing the persuasive Wang Defa, Yu Xue in the video was moved: "BA ......"

"Ahhh Yu Xue couldn't stand it anymore and burst the phone with a punch.

"Hand - machine - "

"You don't see anything! Nothing happened last night! Got it?! ”

Well, it's all come to this point, even if you say that, we can't really do nothing......

"I said nothing happened, you understand?"

…… Uh-huh, yes, nothing happened, we still don't know what happened that night.

It's not because I'm afraid of the big punch of the punching bag, it's just that I can't figure out how to write it.

That's right, that's it, a fist the size of a sandbag, not to be afraid of......

Shivering, limited by the author.