"Hey, say you're stupid, you're really not enlightened, the more angry he is, the more he likes you in his heart, a person's feelings for another person, never have mood fluctuations for no reason, only when he has you in his heart, the more he cares, the more he will suffer from gains and losses, this is a good thing" Eva said angrily.

So when a person doesn't like himself, he doesn't care about himself. And the more angry he is, the more he likes himself in his heart, is this the liking for his lover? You can't even watch other men soak in the hot springs, because he will be jealous, and Jiuyou suddenly brightened up.

"Understood, so I'm telling you, if you want to coax him, the most effective way is to kiss her, no matter what he says, no matter how angry he is, no matter how angry he is, how much he doesn't want to pay attention to himself, you just kiss him, kiss him until he is speechless, men will generally be unable to resist this trick" Eva said seriously.

Jiuyou was surprised, it turned out that it could be so coaxing, it was really an eye-opener.

"Also, showing weakness, women occasionally show weakness, and most men like to eat this trick, isn't there a saying, fair lady, gentleman, they don't like the fierce dominatrix all day long" Eva talked again.

"Oh," Jiuyou suddenly realized. It turns out that most men like women whose faces are like hibiscus out of the water, and their waists are like weak willows supporting the wind. It's so hard.

"Also, be ingenious and show him your good intentions," Eva said again.

Jiuyou suddenly felt that Eva was like a master of love, as if there was nothing she didn't know.

"Got it?" Eva asked, a little dry-mouthed, a little impatient.

Jiuyou nodded as if he didn't understand.

"Well, I did you a favor today, and in exchange, you had to do me a favor too," Eva laughed.

Jiuyou was instantly on guard, she had a previous experience.

"What kind of eyes do you have, I still helped you come up with so many ideas, you don't want to cross the river and tear down the bridge, right?" Eva said angrily.

"What's the rush? You say it first," the Nine Shadows asked weakly.

"Hey, I won't eat you again, it's really a little belly, come with me" Eva directly dragged her impatiently, and strode towards the square.

Jiuyou thought to himself, this time he must keep his eyes open, and he can't let her pit herself again.

Until I came to the main square, Jiuyou was stunned, could it be that I came to eat a big pot of rice? Speaking of eating, she was really hungry.

It's strange, it seems that since the day before yesterday, I haven't been as hungry as usual, and I haven't eaten much of the big tonic and rare things that Aunt Lan prepared for her alone. And she didn't get sleepy all the time like before.

Isn't her illness cured? Jiuyou was overjoyed.

"Why are you stunned, you don't think I brought you to dinner, do you?" Eva asked, pouting.

"Isn't it?" Jiuyou was stunned and retorted.

Eva held her forehead and was speechless.

"Okay, you win, eat first" Eva finally relented.

Jiuyou was overjoyed, and served several medicinal dishes in a row. I took it once, and when I wanted to continue to take it a second time, I was stopped by Eva, "Eat so much, be careful to eat yourself into a fat ball, and then see if your little brother wants you, you know, face is our woman's first face, and body is our second face, don't believe the beauty of the soul in the man's mouth, they care more about the body and appearance than us, so for you and for your little brother, you must always control your appetite and manage your body."

Jiuyou looked at her seriously and said, "Your face is rounder than me."

"I'll ...... Can you still play happily" Eva felt that her young mind was hit by 10,000 points in an instant, and she wondered very much, how could her brain turn so fast when she was quite stupid just now?

Jiuyou couldn't help but laugh, she thought this Eva was really interesting, so she sat down as she wished, and didn't go in to serve food again.

"I'll tell you, it's really time for you to come, starting tomorrow, it will be the annual festival in our ancient town, and then you can bring your little brother to play together, but it's lively," Eva said enthusiastically.

While eating the food, Jiuyou asked curiously, "What is the Celebration Festival?" ”

"To put it bluntly, it is a blind date proposal and marriage one-stop service, in the past, the unmarried boys and girls in the town, tomorrow will wear their best clothes, put on the most beautiful gestures, paint the most exquisite makeup, gather here, the girl wears a pink flower, the man is wearing a red ling, if you look at each other, the woman will pick off the flowers on the head and offer it to him, and the man will take off the red ling on the neck for the woman around the neck, meaning that I am willing to stay with you for a long time. And the elders are not to interfere," Eva said to the Nine Shadows.

Jiuyou suddenly realized. Sounds like a lot of fun.

"By the way, you're not married yet, are you?" Eva asked suddenly.

Jiuyou was busy eating, shaking his head again and again. If you are married, you shouldn't be married, right?

"Then you remember, when you come tomorrow, put your hair down, and only women who have been abandoned at home, or widowed, will have their hair all in coils," Eva kindly reminded.

"Oh," Nine Shadows nodded in surprise.

"And what do you want me to help you with?" Jiuyou was puzzled and took the initiative to ask.

"Tomorrow is a courtship festival, and it will be held for three days in a row, the first day is a marriage proposal, the second day is an engagement, and the third day is a wedding, so at this time of year, the town will arrange manpower to go abroad for a large purchase, so I don't want you to help me and inquire about the time of travel," Eva whispered.

"You want to sneak out and play?" Jiuyou suddenly realized.

"Shhh

"But why are you here to inquire?" Jiuyou asked puzzled.

"Because every year, it is these uncles and aunts in the canteen who go out to buy," Eva replied earnestly.

"Oh," Jiuyou suddenly realized. No wonder they brought her to the cafeteria, it really wasn't to bring her to eat.

"It's as simple as finding out the news?" Jiuyou said half-believingly.

"Well, it's better than pearls," Eva swore by it.

"Okay, for the sake of you helping me just now, I agreed to your favor, how can I help?" Jiuyou asked suspiciously.

"Hey, it's simple, did you see the fat lady in black and red? She's the mother of the skinny monkey, and if you ask her, she will definitely be able to get her out," Eva said, pointing to the cafeteria, where an old lady leaned against the door and kept napping.

"Really? But she's sleeping," Jiuyou asked in confusion.

"Simple, you go and talk to her, just ask her about the skinny monkey, and she'll be able to steal the spirit right away," Eva swore to her.

"This ...... Okay, I'll try it" Jiuyou stiffened his head and stepped forward. She didn't see it, and after she left, Eva's eyes flashed with a smile of successful scheming.

"Ahem, cough, cough" Jiuyou stood in front of the old lady, pretending to cough, but the old lady was sleeping soundly, and her saliva was almost left on the ground.

Jiuyou saw that she slept so sweetly, and felt that it was not good to disturb people's dreams, she turned around and was about to walk back, when Eva behind her suddenly exclaimed loudly, "Thin Monkey".

The old lady's conditioned reflex instantly woke up and jumped up and asked, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Jiuyou was dumbfounded, what Eva said turned out to be true.

"Hey, little girl, I haven't seen you, you are the outsider who lived in the old patriarch's house yesterday, right?" The old lady looked at the well-behaved Jiuyou in front of her, her eyes instantly lit up, and she carefully took a good look at Jiuyou back and forth from top to bottom.

Jiuyou's heart was a little hairy, and she asked stupidly, "Are you the mother of the thin monkey?" ”

"Oh, girl, have you seen that monkey in my house?" The old lady's eyes lit up, and she asked with a smile.

"I've seen it," Jiuyou said stunned. The fat lady in front of her and the thin monkey I saw this morning turned out to be mother and son, this body comparison is really unbelievable.

"Girl, let me tell you, my family is a monkey, although the person is a little thinner, shorter, ugly, but he will hurt people, usually to me is shh......h

Jiuyou looked at the greasy and dirty fat hand that was desperately grabbing her, and was suddenly speechless, how did this rhythm feel wrong, she turned around and wanted to signal Eva, what should she do, but found that Eva was long gone.

"Auntie, he's too thin, if he loses weight, he'll get sick" Jiuyou thought of the skinny little boy he saw this morning, and he couldn't bear to persuade him.

"Yes, yes, I'm not in a hurry, but now, if you marry in, you will definitely help me take good care of him, right?" said the old lady excitedly.

Marry? Jiuyou's heart was shocked, and he hurriedly jumped away with his hand, and said in horror, "Auntie, I'm just here to ask you, when do you plan to leave tomorrow?" ”

"Girl, why are you shy, you took the initiative to come to me, didn't you just fall in love with my monkey? From now on, we will be a family, don't look at him small, but there is nothing missing in other places" The old lady raised her eyebrows at Jiuyou and smiled ambiguously.

"Auntie, you really misunderstood, I am married, and the person who came with me yesterday is my fiancé, really" Jiuyou was frightened and hurriedly moved Qiao Zhi out.

"That's not easy, just leave your family after you go back," the old lady said with a smile.

"No!!" Jiuyou's attitude was resolute, and he waved his hand again and again to refuse.