Chapter Twenty-Six: Intentions
"Amor, Ziya has come looking for me. Wu Ming took a sip of wine, covered his head in pain and said.
Amor was holding a sheep puppet, dressed in pajamas and wearing a monkey cotton hat on his head, and he muttered as he slept, "So what? is that why you came to disturb my sleep?"
Wu Ming took another sip of wine, he lay down on his back decadently and said, "I really want to become a salted fish who has been staying at home, why is it so difficult, why is it so difficult for people to live?"
Amor had already let out a low snoring sound, and Wu Ming didn't care about him, and said to himself: " Crossing from the earth world to the Honghuang Continent, at that time I wanted to say that it is better to stay at home, the welfare of the Honghuang Continent is so good, and living a lifetime at home is simply a blessing from dozens of lifetimes, let me tell you, the Honghuang Heavenly Court government not only manages food and housing, but even your entertainment and life events, of course, it is impossible to assign you any beauties, clones are not good, this is an infringement, but cyborg people are no problem, you can change them once a month, you can choose your body type, your appearance is a hundred times more beautiful than Miss World, the flawless kind, you can choose your temperament, and even spend a little money, even special parts, cough, you can do it at will......”
"And it's not just that, you can have any entertainment, including the virtual game customized for you by Zhi Brain, where you can live thousands of years of god life, the life of the demon king, the life of the emperor, and even have unique habits, you can be a beggar for 10,000 years without any problem......"
"What a wonderful world, I was going to get a university diploma and then I didn't go to a university to continue my studies, just a salted fish...... No, I'm very salty, and the salted fish can be better than me!? The happy world is beckoning to me, and this is the paradise that billions and billions of people dream of!!"
"I want twenty-six top-notch babies, boobs from A to Z in size and ages from fourteen to forty!!"
"I want to customize the urban personal virtual game, I am a super Mary Sue rich man in it, my toilet is enough to have a football field, no, a golf course is the size, I have to take a car to the toilet, uh, forget this, do you have to make a reservation to pee...... In short, I'm the uncle!!I have so much money that I can just buy country M and smash it to play!!"
"I also want to customize the virtual game that I am the emperor, what three thousand harems, what hangs the whole world, what is the wisdom and martial arts, what is the son of luck, as soon as I go to the battlefield, there is an atmospheric luck shelter, how can I have two meteorites to fall into the enemy formation, right? Hey, two!? That's basic, at least five meteorites smashed into the enemy formation, plus the wind and thunderstorms, and it doesn't stop, it will be a flood immediately, I don't have to fight, and hundreds of thousands of prisoners will kneel on the ground and beg me to spare my life. ”
"Customize ...... too"
"I'm sick of it. Amor couldn't help the noise, he rubbed his ears and half-erected his body, and asked directly: "What are you stimulated? Isn't it that blood clan's tooth, what is there to be afraid of?"
Wu Ming looked at Amor in a daze, and suddenly tears poured out directly, he cried out directly, and said loudly: "I'm so bitter, I obviously survived the confrontation between the two of you, I obviously survived the battle of wits and courage, I obviously have a territory, I obviously have a crisis, and the two happy events come together, these are two joys, but ......"
"I'm annoyed!!" Amor said directly, "Then you start planning your lordship career, right? I can imagine it, why don't you just gather workers to start building your territory, find a mentor and start building your magic tower, and look at your appearance, did you hire some people to start collecting some things for you to use for cultivation, or build your personal space, such as things to use for defensive weapons?"
Wu Ming just shed a tear, and Amor rubbed his hair irritably, and then said, "And then, what else did you do?"
Wu Ming said: "You also know, my reward points are obtained through killing, I thought, anyway, the business alliance has started a civil war, then I will hire some elite guards, escort me into the battlefield to brush reward points, and then ......"
"Needless to say, I know it all. Amor sighed and said: "I guess, I guess you are very cowardly, so you think that the guards must be at least three orders, and the number is at least one or two hundred, so you probably went to find a very elite escort force, right?
Wu Ming just nodded, looking at Amor with tears in his eyes.
Amor sighed again and said: "I can imagine the idea of that blood clan, you are so eloquent, and you know how to bury deep roots, and you know how to take advantage of the situation, he is still unhappy and crazy, if I am him, then I will definitely help you build a good stage, such as directly igniting the war to Jinhe City, no, this is too obvious, it is estimated that it will lead the war to a neutral city, in this way, your territory is likely to be attacked by the war, you are still a fart...... I said you, Brother Wu Ming...... Are you really doing it yourself?"
Wu Ming hugged Amor and cried, "Doraemon, help me." ”
Amor pushed Wu Ming away in disgust, and then said: "Doraemon, a ghost, okay! Don't wipe your snot on me, I'll help you find a way." ”
Wu Ming let go of Amor at this time, and Amor looked at his pajamas suspiciously, and said after a long time: "There are two methods, the first one is the fastest and most thorough......
"Just choose this!!" Wu Ming immediately shouted.
Amor shook his head and said: "Listen to me first, he likes to sacrifice his head to achieve things, I like to fake his death to get out, the best way is to enter the battlefield, and then focus on finding strong enemies, it is best that all your elites are dead, along with the people you hire, only to escape back to your territory, in this way, that blood clan will definitely control the intensity of the war, at most within five days, there will inevitably be a three-way talks, and there is hope for peace, but you ......"
"Don't! Still looking for strong enemies!!Do you know what I'm hiring? Death Knight Legion, although there are only more than five hundred, the four leaders are all third-order, if you don't meet fourth-order powerhouses, they will directly crush the past, and how terrible the fourth-order powerhouses are, do you know? Do you think I can still set up a formation, I can't do it at all!! anyway, I don't want to. Wu Ming immediately shook his head like something.
Amor squinted at Wu Ming, and he said: "With a cowardly character like yours, you will either die early or become a big thing, I really admire Ziya, his vision may be very good......"
"The second method, do the opposite, directly lead the Death Knights to crush the battlefield, starting from Jinhe City, pushing all the way, breaking at least three armies, and breaking it in the shortest possible time, and at the same time making a gesture of continuing to push horizontally, then you don't need to do anything, that blood clan will naturally adjust the trend of the war, because you are too sharp, he will only worry, but this method can only cure the symptoms, not the root cause, at most about half a year, the house life you are looking forward to will end again. ”
"How long? half a year?"
Wu Ming keenly heard the time unit, so he thought of a way, and nodded directly: "Okay, just use this method!!"
"Oh, half a year......" Amor nodded thoughtfully, and didn't say much.
And Wu Ming didn't notice Amor's expression at all, he just thought to himself, after half a year, he would have a big crisis coming, as long as he could drag on for half a year, his Blood Transformation Divine Sword would definitely be refined, and at that time, the flood and desolation would be so big, he could ...... Escape!!
Can't be provoked, can't he still hide?
Anyway, if that Ziya really forced him into a desperate situation, then he would definitely not care about anything else, just run away, with the Blood Transformation Divine Knife, his self-preservation ability will get the same qualitative change, at that time, even if he gives up this foundation, even if he gives up the blessed land, at most he will run into the deep mountains and old forests, and kill those demonic beasts as a source of reward points, and then the indescribable existence will not be able to find him at all, he can completely stay in the queen of immortals, and then come out to crush everything.
"Okay! just use this plan!!"
"Next, please call me Bai Qi!!"