"Yo, so confident? Then you can sing a song to your sister, and if it sounds good, my sister will lend you the sapling! ”

Sing?

What's good to sing a song?

Ye Xian saw that she was wearing a yellow dress, and her hair was slightly messy by the leaves in the reeds, and she suddenly came to inspiration.

"Ahem~"

The little woman cleared her throat, her body moved slightly to the beat, and she made rap gestures.

"Hey, yes~yes~

It's like a dream, and I'm still very moved after waking up for a long time!

I still want to be protected by you, I must be very hard to like me, in fact, I know it all~

Don't worry, the world is bad, but I remember your advice!

The pale yellow dress, the fluffy hair, holding my hand to see the latest oil paintings on display, the deserted streets, the empty homes, I am the only one to have a carnival party~"

[Help! It's a long skirt with egg yolk again, and this stalk can't get over this year! 】

[Ah!! Ye Xian is the devil, I finally forgot this song, he is here and again! Lao Tzu's mind began an infinite loop]

[Hahahaha, what kind of fairy sand sculpture did I powder, laughing and rolling all over the ground, it's so funny]

[The new guest is so funny haha, I've been laughing all this time, and my mouth is sour when I laugh]

[We laughed in a dormitory until the dormitory manager came to knock on the door, suspecting that she was raising chickens]

[I'm the only one who found out that Ye Xian's singing is good? This devil's rap is one of the best I've ever heard! 】

[I cried, handsome, cute, cute, sand sculpture and versatile little brother, why did I find out now! I love him so much! 】

"Nice! That's so good! ”

The middle-aged woman was a little embarrassed by what she sang, and pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands shyly, "Am I as good as you sing?" I think I'm a little fat~"

Ye Xian followed the tone of the rap just now, "You're not fat, it's beauty expanding~"

"Hahahaha!"

The woman's heart was overjoyed, and she put down her shovel and threw the sapling in her hand.

"Thank you, sister!"

Ye Xian took the sapling, used it as an oar, and quickly rowed the boat to the shore.

When the middle-aged woman saw her pluck off the water chestnuts and put them in a plastic bag one by one, she was a little puzzled, "Young man, you risked your life and ran into the river just to catch these water chestnuts?" ”

Ye Xian: "Yes. ”

"What are you doing with these? Is it good for celebrities? ”

Ye Xian told her about the match house competition as it was, and she didn't want to, but the middle-aged woman smiled after speaking, "Water chestnut porridge is indeed delicious, and going to the match house to be a judge is indeed a person from Tianlong Village, Dangshan County, but those people are cadres of the village committee, don't you know, last year there was a little boy in the village who almost fell into the river and drowned in order to catch water chestnut to eat, since then, the village committee has strictly forbidden to go down to the river to catch water chestnut, I am afraid that if you make water chestnut porridge, not only will it not cater to their taste, but on the contrary, it will touch their moldy heads, Give a low score~"

After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, Ye Xian's movements froze, "...... Real or fake? ”

She was desperate.

This is her first time on a variety show, is she so unlucky?

Insert advertisements and overturn, fish water chestnut rope breaks, and now I finally got a bumper harvest fruit, and I haven't made it delicious yet, so I will die before I get out of it?

The middle-aged woman saw her looking at her with a pitiful little look like a dead heart, and nodded cruelly, "What is my sister lying to you?" ”

Ye Xian: "That...... Isn't it all in vain? ”

Middle-aged woman: "No, my children like to eat water chestnuts, why don't you give it to them." ”

Ye Xian: "......" I suspect that you just want to deceive me.