Why, the little lover ran away with her brother? ”

I was angry when I heard the voice of the old bachelor behind me.

I was so angry that I said, "This Zao Wou-Ki is a mother's boy." ”

The so-called mom bao man refers to a man who listens to his mother in everything and thinks that his mother is right in everything.

People are divided into men and women, things have yin and yang, and men are also divided into many kinds, generally speaking, it is good and bad, but there is a kind of person who says that he is good is not good, and that he is bad and absolutely not bad, this kind of person is Ma Bao man.

There are three major characteristics of Ma Bao man.

One, everything was said by his mother.

His mother told him to do whatever he wanted, even the simplest of eating and walking, he could say that his mother let him. For example, some people often say that my mother doesn't let me eat fatty meat, and I will gain weight if I eat too much. Ma Bao Nan will raise some things that everyone knows to his mother's head. For example, a group of people singing at KTV at night to celebrate a happy event, there will always be someone who says, I can't come out after eight o'clock in the evening, and asks him why, he says, my mother doesn't let me, a word can suffocate people to death.

Second, I don't admit that I am wrong.

In the world of Ma Bao Nan, there is never one thing that he did wrong, this Zao Wou-Ki kept saying that he was the core high-level of the sect, he must know about the matter of the City God Order, and he must know that Xiao Xiao and her fifth master went to Kyoto to be cannon fodder, he didn't admit it, not because Xiao Xiao was present, even if Xiao Xiao was not there, he would never admit it, there was a Ma Bao man in our class before, and he took advantage of the time between classes to steal the class fee to buy spicy noodles to eat, at that time I happened to be sick, lying on the desk to sleep, and I looked up and saw this scene, and the head teacher who saw this scene was hiding behind the door, but Ma Baonan didn't admit that he stole the class fee, and insisted that the money was given by his mother, and finally called the teacher in a hurry, so he loosened his mouth and said that he picked it up himself.

Three, completely self-centered.

In addition to listening to his mother, Ma Bao Nan will never listen to the words of the second person, even his father. And Ma Bao Nan because of pampering, so he looks very well-behaved, people usually have a certain impression of well-behaved boys, feel very easy-going and easy to get along with, but after a period of time it will be a headache, because Ma Bao Nan's lack of knowledge can be said to be breathtaking, for example, he will think that a girl who loves makeup is a girl with strong vanity and a scumbag, if a man doesn't buy a car, he is not worthy of being a man, 7000 fans are meager is a big V, and a monthly income of more than 10,000 is already the peak of life, and who says he can't say a word.

Bad men make bad outside, and when they go home, they know that they hurt their wives and children, and the scumbag is looking for a mistress outside, and when he comes home, he will pretend to call dear, but Ma Bao Nan is the only one, marrying a wife is to go home to take care of the baby, and give birth to a baby for the baby, otherwise why marry you?

I thought to myself, fortunately, Zao Wou-ki's parents died early, and his master stabbed me to death, otherwise I don't know what to do, he said one by one his master, and let Xiaoxiao take care of him, Lao Tzu worked hard to escort Xiaoxiao all the way, shh

But Xiaoxiao is also not angry, in front of me and went with Zao Wou-Ki, Kongtong was destroyed, leaving Zao Wou-Ki a lone seedling, a little girl, I can't ask her to become a generation of women, those who live in the mountains and receive traditional education are more old-fashioned, I don't like to be strong, I can't keep Xiaoxiaoqiang by my side.

"You're trying to kill this man?" The old bachelor asked.

"Nonsense, he has the seal of the Kongtong Supreme Treasure on his body, if it weren't for Xiaoxiao, I would have to kill him, Ma Bao Nan is an invincible existence in the world, and he can't see one to kill one in the Daomen." I said.

"Then I'll have to beat him to death." The old bachelor said with a sinister face.

"I see you're getting more and more poisonous." I said. "Why aren't you with the people of Maoshan, Haozi?"

"That kid went with Xiao Wu, I sneaked out by myself, anyway, I am an elder in Maoshan, and I am indispensable when dispensing medicine, don't you have that Tuqiang pearl, follow you to have meat to eat." The old bachelor said.

"By the way, I have a fruit here, I don't know what it's called, but the medicine is so strong that it almost killed me." As I spoke, I took out the nameless fruit and gave one to the old bachelor.

"Zhu Guo?" The old bachelor was shocked.

"This thing is Zhu Guo?" I said in amazement. "How did you meet?"

Zhu Guo is a famous treasure in Taoist legends, and when I was a child, my grandfather often mentioned it when he told me stories that Zhu Guo was a dream of everyone among the strange people.

"What are you doing when I am in Maoshan every day, the library is with me to read, how many Taoist classics and the notes of the ancestors I have read, Zhu Guo is known as the first treasure medicine of the Taoist sect under the holy medicine, although it blooms in a hundred years, and bears fruit in a hundred years, but it is not much worse than the quasi-holy medicine, if the Taoist qi is not good when fighting with people, a fruit can make the human qi full in an instant, and the strength is doubled, and it can improve the physique and delay aging."

"It has the effect of delaying aging......," I muttered quietly, just delaying aging, not to mention the people who talk about it, even those in the world dream of it.

"You help me protect the Dharma, and I'll swallow Zhu Guo now." The old bachelor said that he was about to swallow Zhu Guo.

"Are you looking for death, it will burst your meridians in an instant." I hurriedly grabbed the old bachelor and said. "Hey, you're married?"

"Hehe, do you think that only your Taoism is growing fast, I am accumulating a lot, and now I am full of energy, and with the help of the third senior brother Meng Brahma, I have broken through the realm two months ago, and now I am also one of the elders of the Daomen." The old bachelor said proudly.

I didn't expect the old bachelor to be able to catch up, although I have also succeeded in marrying Dan now, but this is still barely married when I have two adventures, and the old bachelor can still be two months ahead of me.

"There is no hurry to improve the road, I often heard my grandfather say when I was a child, a vermilion fruit can improve the cultivation of a jiazi, with your physique, don't eat it for the time being, let's go first, I can't walk fast when Xiaoxiao is around, and now I can catch up with the progress." I said.

The old bachelor nodded, and I marched to the depths of Kunlun together, because of the existence of the Tuqiang Pearl, so when we encountered the ravines and dangerous shoals, we crossed the Tuqiang Bead with the Tuqiang Pearl, and along the way, all the heavenly and earthly treasures sensed by the Tuqiang Bead were dug out.

However, the place where we are is always on the periphery of Kunlun, although the forbidden order has sealed the aura of heaven and earth for sixty years, but after all, it is only sixty years, sixty years ago, the old medicine of the mountain treasure in the periphery has long been turned over by the ancestors, if it is not for the fact that I have the Tuqiang Pearl, I will not be able to find the treasure medicine hidden in the deep mountains and Daze.

The old man and I had been on the road for a day, and we had no more regard for the various factions vying for the potions, and in the evening, as soon as we came out of the dense forest, we heard strange noises all around, and then a group of people suddenly rushed over, each with a weapon in his hand, and surrounded us.

The light of the flashlight shone on our faces, and before we could speak, a familiar voice came: "Big brothers, don't do it, these two are my friends." ”

"Acquaintance?"

"Yes, Boss Tu." The voice said.

The flashlight was removed, and I looked at the person who spoke, known as Boss Tu was a middle-aged man, with a strong figure and a stubble face, and the person who spoke for us turned out to be Zhao Huan, the young man who made a fire out of thin air in the elevator for me and the old bachelor when we opened a feng shui gym in the city!

Because I and the old bachelor used secret methods to suppress our own Dao Qi fluctuations, so it seemed that there was only the Dao of the initial realm of Qi cultivation, and when Boss Tu saw that our Dao was low, he asked, "What sect are you?" ”

I said, "It's too yin." ”

"Oh, I haven't heard of it, it's not the grandsons of the Four Great Sects." Boss Tu said.

This Boss Tu is a master of the Jie Dan Realm, with strong fluctuations in Dao Qi on his body, and his temples are prominent, so he is obviously also a practitioner.

"Since the two of them are friends of Brother Zhao Huan, that is, friends of our Scattered Cultivation Alliance, everyone knows that the four major sects want to monopolize the resources of the Cultivation Dao and buy a large amount of heavenly and earthly treasures with money, so that those of us who have no sects and no sects have no room for respite at all, I wonder what the two of them think about joining my Scattered Cultivation Alliance?" Boss Tu asked.

The old bachelor said: "The strength of unity is great, the flame of Chai is high, since Boss Tu asked so, that is, he can afford to look up to the two of our senior brothers, how can my senior brother not join?" ”

"Hahaha, refreshing!" Boss Tu said. "We should unite as a family, and when the time comes, we will explore Kunlun together, and the treasures we will get will not be less than those of the four major sects!"

We followed Boss Tu to the bonfire open space not far away, there were many people in the open space, it seemed that they were all people from the Scattered Cultivation Alliance, the old bachelor asked: "Zhao Huan, your master Ma Yinglong, I see that he is very close to Ma Santong in Maoshan now, why don't you follow your master?" ”

When I was in the abandoned factory in the north of the city, Wang Lin and his gang were all killed by me, but Ma Yinglong took the opportunity to escape.

Zhao Huan sighed and said, "Don't mention it, last time at the Xuanmen Conference, I said good things about the two of you in front of the master, but the master expelled me from the master as soon as he was unhappy." ”

"All this is expelled from the division?" The old bachelor said in surprise.

Zhao Huan sighed again and said: "Actually, it is said that it is expelled from the teacher, it is better to say that it is expulsion, I was originally exposed to Taoism because I learned magic, and later I heard that Ma Yinglong was a master of cultivation and worshipped him as a teacher, and he had to pay two million tuition fees every year, and he would be expelled from it, anyway, there was nothing to learn in him." ”

"Oh, I see." The old bachelor nodded.

"It's the two of them, it's been so long, and they haven't grown at all, but it's me, and now I'm at the peak of the Purple Qi East Realm, far more than the two."

"Alas, yes, think about my brother and sister are also unlucky, when they opened a feng shui pavilion, they were plotted by someone and almost imprisoned, thanks to the help of the masters, they survived, they have been muddy, and until now, they are still in the initial realm of qi training, woo hoo lament, sad and lamentable." The old bachelor said.

"Well, since the two of you just came, why don't you show us all a talent, so that everyone can get to know each other." Boss Tu brought two bowls of wine and handed it to us.

The old bachelor and I took the wine and drank it all, and I said: "My name is Zhang Yang, this is my senior brother Zhang Shigeng, since Boss Tu wants us to show our hands, then we will be ugly, and I will bring you a stealth technique!" ”

"Invisibility? Good! Boss Tu took the lead in applauding.

Seeing that everyone applauded, I took out a piece of black cloth and said, "Everyone, look at it, this is an ordinary black cloth." ”

As I spoke, I handed the black cloth to the old bachelor, and then walked over to a big tree and let the old bachelor hold both ends.

The old bachelor understood what I meant, and said, "Everyone, this is the time to witness the miracle." ”

The old bachelor blocked my body with a black cloth, and then as soon as he let go, the black cloth fell, and I disappeared.

Everyone exclaimed, and Boss Tu's eyes widened, and he said, "What a skill, I can't even see it in front of us!" Is Brother Zhang Yang really invisible? ”

"Boss Tu has won the prize, it's just a trick." I stepped out from behind Boss Tu and spoke.

Everyone exclaimed again, everyone thought I was hiding behind a tree, but I didn't expect that in front of so many people, there was a bonfire in the middle, and I actually ran behind Boss Tu.

"Haha, yes, yes, this junior brother has such a ability, presumably as a senior brother, it must be extraordinary, right?" Boss Tu looked at the old bachelor and asked.

The old bachelor said: "I don't have any unique skills, I used to perform in the world to make fire out of thin air, but in front of all Taoist friends, then I can't take it." ”

"Let's put on a show."

"Okay." The old bachelor said, snapping his fingers, and a flame suddenly grew in his fingertips.

"Cut, who wouldn't know this, it's just a little spell that starts a fire out of thin air." Someone coaxed.

"Everyone, don't look at this as just a small spell, but some people can set their palms on fire, and even the flames are monstrous, my friend Zhao Huan is a capable person in this regard, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is an expert." The old bachelor said, pointing at Zhao Huan.

Zhao Huan was slightly embarrassed and said: "Actually, I am also a little accomplished, and I haven't played for a long time." ”

"Here's one!"

"That's it, come one!"

"Zhao Huan, come one!"

"Okay, then I'll be ugly." Zhao Huan got up as he spoke, and he whispered to us: "At the beginning, I was not good at learning and lost face in front of the two of you, since the two of you intend to save face for me, then I will let you see how big the gap is between the people who practice the Qi Beginning Realm and the people who come to the Purple Qi East Realm!" You know, I can have my current cultivation, and I also have my own experience. Zhao Huan's face couldn't help but show a hint of pride.

The corners of Zhao Huan's mouth were slightly tilted, he smiled at us, and then hugged his fists around and said, "Everyone, then I will be ugly!" ”

Zhao Huan said, urging Dao Qi and snapping his fingers.

With a bang, a ball of fire lit up the sky, and the flames spread to the sky!

The Flame Devouring Demon was ten meters in circumference, and the female Taoist priests around who were chatting and watching the excitement screamed in fright, and their faces were pale.

"What's the situation?"

"I, Nima, did you have a gas canister, what kind of martial arts is this, a terrorist attack or a suicide?"

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