"I'm going to dismantle her! to vent the hatred in my heart! Shangguan Lin bared his teeth and said cruel words viciously.

"Come on, you look like this, you can't find anyone in the Year of the Monkey! See for yourself what you're drawing! Feng Yun laughed at him mercilessly, and put another painting in front of him.

Su glanced at it slightly, turned his head silently, and just said, "Shangguan, your painting may be a strange beauty in disguise." ”

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

Feng Yun, who was drinking tea, squirted out a sip of tea: "I said Su Qing, the ugliness of the painting is ugly, the four are not like it, don't be so tactful, Shangguan Lin I still don't know?" It's thicker than the city walls! Don't worry about his fragility! ”

"Sealed! Fuck your uncle! Shangguan Lin directly smashed the fan in his hand at him.

"Are you still angry? As for it? The purple-robed young man tilted his head, easily dodged the beating of the fan, and directly picked up his painting and held it up: "Look for yourself!" If you look like this ghost, you can only see that it's a woman! ”

Shangguan Lin's face was dark, and his eyes fell on his painting, only to see the woman in the painting, with a few black lines on her head, and a wooden stick in the shape of a hairpin, with a long and long face, eyebrows as thick as carbon, and eyes with a big and small dot.

What's even more terrifying is the nose, the nose outlined by crooked lines next to the plump thick lips, where can you see a trace of beauty!

"No, I can't hold it back......" Feng Yun looked at Shangguan Lin's black pot face, and then looked at this deformed beauty picture, lying on the table and hammering the table wildly, laughing wildly, tears were about to burst into laughter.

As for Su Qing hiding his face with his sleeves, his smile was still relatively vague.

Shangguan Lin burned the painting to ashes viciously, and he also lay on the table in frustration, he was too lazy to deal with these two unconscionable goods.

He didn't really want to do anything to that woman, he was just unwilling, it was him who was forcibly kissed, how could that woman walk so chicly.

Although that night, the lights were blind, but he just remembered that the girl in the goose-yellow Luo skirt had a kind of gardenia fragrance all over her body, faintly not obvious, but it was very memorable, and the eyes that became two crescents when he smiled, but it was also very cute.

"Shangguan." Seeing that someone was wandering out of the world, Feng Yu called him, but the latter did not react.

"Shangguan!" Feng Yun roared directly, and the latter's soul was almost frightened.

"What for!" The blue brocade-robed young man's eyes were about to burst into flames, and his tone was not very good.

"You can't be thinking about that girl."

"Who misses her!"

"You're all gone, and you said you didn't miss other girls."

"Fart! Lao Tzu said that no is no! Shangguan Lin stiffened his neck and refused to admit it.

"Okay, okay, if you don't, you won't have it, but then again, how many copies of your beauty picture have been sent?" The purple-robed young man Hang'er Lang spoke.

"Almost 100,000 copies, with the strength of my Tianji Pavilion, it's just a simple matter." Shangguan Lin coped listlessly.

"Poof......

Coincidentally, the purple-robed young man took a sip of tea and sprayed it on Su Qing's face, and the teacup 'Peng' in the latter's hand shattered.

"I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Feng Yun held back a smile and hurriedly wiped Su's face with a square towel.

The latter snatched the scarf, and his face couldn't be darker.

"As for it!" was teased again and again, and Shangguan Lin was really angry.

Feng Yun looked at him sympathetically.

Su wiped the tea off his face, put down the square scarf, and then spoke: "No, I think you also know that the old man of your family has long hoped that you will find a Taoist couple, and the behavior of the young master Shangguan looking for a woman in the continent must have reached the ears of the old man, guess what the old pavilion master and your father will think?" ”

As soon as Su's words fell, Shangguan Lin was suddenly petrified on the spot, he seemed to have forgotten something, he seemed to have forgotten his father and old man! Not good! This time it's time to finish the calf!

"I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go back first!" Before the words fell, the shadow of the boy who had already run away was gone.

"Poofha, Shangguan Lin may be planted this time." Feng Tong crossed Erlang's legs, and he was also happy to watch the play.

"Then just look at it." Su spoke lightly, with a hint of a smile.

……

Inside the Heavenly Machine Pavilion.

The atmosphere is solemn.

An old man and a middle-aged man gathered around the desk, their eyebrows solemn as if they had encountered some major matter of life and death.

If you look closely, there is only one painting on the desk. A picture of a somewhat deformed beauty.

"Son, has my grandson been stimulated by anything lately? Why is it that his eyes are worse than my old man's presbyopia? The white-haired old man's tone was a little vicissitudes.

"Dad, Lin'er is indeed at the age when it is time to find a Taoist partner, probably a little anxious, and what he has done is indeed a little out of proportion." The middle-aged man's face was also rare, and his face twitched.

"That's just right! The old man has long wanted to hold his grandson, he can have this mature idea, the old man is very pleased, and they all say that there is nothing wrong with starting a family, but the woman in this picture is too ...... Can't get on the table. The old man frowned, thought about it, and his tone was quite tactful, but extremely dissatisfied.

"My son understands, from today onwards, Tianji Pavilion will hold a martial arts competition to recruit relatives! The woman who can be worthy of the young master of my Tianji Pavilion must be a woman who is on par with Lin'er, and if she can overpower Lin'er, it will be even better! The middle-aged man thought twice and made this decision.

"Peng ——!"

The door of Tianji Pavilion was slammed open, and the young man in the blue brocade robe rushed in from the door like a gust of wind, probably because he had just heard the conversation between him and the old man, and he was so excited that he stumbled on the threshold and fell into a.

"Lin'er, even if you are very satisfied with your grandfather and your father's decision, you can't lose your etiquette posture, look at you, what else looks like the young master of Tianji Pavilion." The middle-aged man frowned directly and reprimanded.

"Dad, old man, you misunderstood, you really misunderstood, things are not what you think!" Shangguan Lin got up as soon as he got up, and he didn't care about the ashes on his body, so he began to howl with a handful of snot and a bag of tears.

"What a misunderstanding!" The old man glared at him directly: "When you get old, what can't you say about Zhang Luo's Taoist brother who knows the cold and asks Nuan?" Back then, I didn't know your grandma, stinky boy, what's so embarrassing about this idea! ”

"Old man, your grandson doesn't want to find a Taoist couple, he lives freely and comfortably, why should he go to a tigress to take care of it! As for the painting, it's because ......"

"Old man!"

"You don't preach morality!"

"A gentleman doesn't move his hands! I'm your own grandson! ”

Before Shangguan finished speaking, he was directly chased and beaten by the old man with a stick, jumping up and down.

"Fart! Dead boy! According to you, your grandmother has become a tigress? Little Bunny! You're just looking to beat you! ”

The old man blew his beard and glared, but the crutch was unequivocal, if he was a little slower, he would have to hit him at once.

"I was wrong! I didn't say grandma! I'm talking about myself! ”

"Whew! Just you stinky boy, it's good that people want you, and you still pick and choose to dislike others! ”

"I didn't!"

"That painting is just because I'm looking for a woman!"

"The old man hasn't gotten so faint that he doesn't know you're looking for a woman! Your father is kind enough to give you Zhang Luodao, but you still don't appreciate it, you unfilial rabbit cub! ”

"But the woman I'm looking for isn't what you think!" Shangguan Lin was so anxious that he was about to cry, the woman he was looking for said that she was an enemy, but she couldn't talk about it, she said that she was a Taoist couple, and he was holding his stomach again, and when he came here, he didn't know how to explain it to them, he was really dumb and suffering from eating Coptis chinensis!

"Master won't talk nonsense with you! I can't tell you clearly, it's really a bull's head against a horse's mouth, I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River! ”

"Shangguan Xiong! You go! The matter of recruiting relatives in the competition has been decided, and it will be announced to the entire continent immediately! The old man was so angry that his beard was cocked, he stomped on the crutches fiercely, made a decision, and panted violently, his legs and feet were not good, this kid!

"Dad, my son immediately ordered to go down." Shangguan Xiong didn't bother to look at the muddy boy, saluted the old man, and prepared to arrange it.

"Daddy! You're my real father! Don't push your son into the fire pit! Shangguan was about to die, shamelessly grabbed his father's trouser leg and didn't let go.