Chapter 451: Ready to Move
"John, why do you want so many things this time, is there a new case?"
A hunchbacked middle-aged man with glasses and a bit decadence, with messy blond curls on his head, and a bulging leather bag in his hand, pushed the door and walked in from the outside.
When he saw Huang Shaohong sitting opposite Konstantin, he was stunned at first, and then said a little helplessly: "John, I didn't know you had guests, I can come back later!" ”
After he finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to quit.
"Biman is back, it's okay, he's ...... My friend! "When Konstantin introduced Huang Shaohong, he groaned a little and used the title of 'friend'.
"Oh, oh, hello, I'm Biman, and a friend of John!"
This decadent middle-aged man named Bi Man stopped again when he heard Konstantin's words, walked over with a somewhat cramped smile, and greeted Huang Shaohong at the same time.
Konstantin introduced to Huang Shaohong: "This is Bi Man, who is also my friend, who is responsible for helping me collect some equipment for demon severing, the kind that pays for it!" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and teased: "What demon slaying equipment?" King Solomon's hammer, Genghis Khan's scimitar, Julius Caesar's bottoms? ”
Konstantin said angrily: "He sells the real thing!" ”
Huang Shaohong got up and stretched out his hand to the middle-aged man: "Hello, my name is Huang Shaohong, and I am an exorcist from the East!" ”
Bi Man hurriedly stretched out his hand and shook Huang Shaohong: "Hello, hello!" ”
When he had finished speaking, he withdrew his hand, and said nothing more than two 'hellos'.
Konstantin explained to Huang Shaohong: "Biman is a little autistic, except for a few friends who often come and go, he will be nervous when he sees any outsider!" ”
Huang Shaohong nodded clearly, and then showed a kind smile: "Bi Man, I think we can also be friends, do you say?" ”
Strange to say, after Bi Man saw his smile, some nervous emotions completely relaxed, and he responded with a smile: "Yes, Mr. Huang, I think so too!" ”
"Hey, what did you do to Byman?" Konstantin frowned, he could feel that Huang Shaohong had used a trick against his friend.
Huang Shaohong shrugged: "It's nothing, it's just some tips on psychological suggestion to help Bi Man relieve his nervousness!" ”
"John, I like this, you don't need to blame Mr. Huang, you know that I can't control my emotions, and I feel much better now!"
Biman, who was relaxed, obviously talked a lot, and when Konstantin saw this, he nodded: "It's good if you're happy!" ”
Biman picked up half a glass of whiskey in front of Konstantin, took a sip, then put down the glass and said, "Look what I brought you!" ”
As he spoke, he opened his purse and took out all kinds of exorcism equipment in the same way.
"This is shrapnel taken from the Pope to assassinate him!"
"These are small bottles of holy water collected from the Jordan River!"
"And this, you're going to love him to death!"
Biman smiled and pulled out a small box that looked like a matchbox: "This is Armityville's screaming beetle!" ”
Konstantin took the box and shook it, and the box immediately let out a shrill cry like some kind of bug.
"You may think it's funny, but for those demons, it's like scraping a blackboard with your fingernails," Biman explained. ”
Huang Shaohong interjected on the side: "I hate the sound of rubbing plastic foam!" ”
"I hate the sound of fingers rubbing glass!" Konstantin said.
Bi Man said helplessly when he heard this: "Gentlemen, that's not the point!" ”
"By the way, what's going on with you and those bugs?"
Konstantin suddenly asked a question casually, and Biman, who had been relaxed, suddenly became a little nervous and cramped, and explained hesitantly:
"Nothing, I just love them!"
His eyes lowered when he spoke, and he didn't even dare to look at Huang Shaohong and Konstantin, it was not a lack of heart, it was more like an inferiority complex, and it was the feeling of being afraid that others would look down on him for this hobby.
"Who doesn't love that!" Konstantin seemed to realize that his question seemed to be embarrassing to his friend, and hurriedly remedied.
Huang Shaohong also smiled: "Little bugs? That's nothing, we have a kind of Gu technique in the East, which specializes in controlling insects to attack enemies and protect themselves, which is very interesting! ”
"I've heard of it too, but I haven't seen it all the time, Mr. Huang, will you do this kind of Gu technique?" Biman was immediately interested.
"I have books on the subject, we can discuss them with each other when we have time!"
"That's great!"
Konstantin listened to the conversation between the two, shook his head with a smile, and casually picked up something like a musket from the equipment that Biman had taken out.
Biman hurriedly reminded: "Be careful, this is the Dragon's Breath Gun, which contains the liquid flame of the evil dragon Kangor, which can shoot a ten-foot-long pillar of fire!" ”
Konstantin pulled the trigger in the direction of no one on the side, and in an instant a pillar of fire erupted out, and even standing on the side felt a wave of heat rushing to his face, and there seemed to be an ancient tyrannical aura in the flames.
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but admire: "This gun can actually store dragon breath, it's really a good thing, can such a thing still be made?" ”
Bi Man shook his head: "This thing is very ancient, I also found it with great difficulty, if the production process is concerned, there should be no problem, the key is that the dragon breath in it is used up and difficult to replenish, if there is a dragon, it would be good!" ”
"That's ......" Huang Shaohong bit his cigar and thought for a while.
Biman turned his head and asked Constantine, "John, you want so much equipment, what happened?" ”
Konstantin took a puff of the cigar in his hand, and then said, "I met a little girl who was bent down by a demon, and that thing looked like it wanted to come to the world through the little girl, you know it's not usual!" ”
Biman shook his head: "John, you know those things can manipulate us, but they can't cross our dimension!" ”
Konstantin sighed and muttered, "Anyway, help me check the information and see if there is a precedent!" ”
Huang Shaohong looked at Konstantin and asked with a smile: "John, are you still thinking about the demon exorcism?" ”
His meaning is obvious, we are all going to deal with Gabriel, you have to deal with demons?
"Huang, these are two different things!" Konstantin said solemnly.
"Okay!" Huang Shaohong turned to Bi Man: "Hey, Bi Man, can I ask you a question?" ”
"What?"
"Why are you doing this?" Huang Shaohong picked up the wine glass and poured whiskey for himself and Biman.
"Thanks!" Biman first picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and then said: "Of course it's to make money, and it's also interested, you know that I've liked those legendary people and things since I was a child, the sword in the stone, King Arthur, Merlin, witches and whatever." ”
Huang Shaohong asked again: "Then do you care more about interest, or do you care about money?" ”
"Money!" Biman gave the answer without hesitation, and then explained: "Because you have money, you can do more, otherwise it's useless to be interested!" ”
Huang Shaohong directly took out two thick knives from his pocket: "How about following me in the future?" This is a meeting gift for you, the salary is calculated separately, 100,000 US dollars a month! ”
"This ......" Biman's eyes flashed eagerly, but he didn't go to get the knife, but looked at Konstantin intently.
Huang Shaohong couldn't help nodding secretly, such a person does not forget his roots, and he can rest assured that he will use it.
Just thinking about it, I saw Biman say to Konstantin Zhengse: "John, just now my boss liked this dragon breath gun, I suddenly felt that it was a waste to use it for you, it is better to go back and change it for you!" ”
After speaking, he took the dragon breath gun and put it in front of Huang Shaohong: "Boss, this thing can deal with those demons, evil spirits or something, it's easy!" ”
“......”
Well, Huang Shaohong decided to take back Bi Man's evaluation of not forgetting his roots, but it's easy to say that this person recognizes money, he doesn't have much else, just a lot of money!
Seeing that Konstantin didn't speak, just smoking a cigar quietly, Biman couldn't help but ask in surprise: "John, don't you object to me following the boss?" ”
Konstantin shrugged his shoulders: "I'll follow him for the time being!" ”
"John, it's not temporary!" Huang Shaohong shook his fingers.
Konstantin said pointedly: "I also hope it is not temporary, otherwise I will go down early!" ”
"You'll know it's the right choice!" Huang Shaohong smiled and nodded, then turned his head and asked, "Bi Man, it's okay to help me get some things, right?" ”
"No problem boss, that's my job, except for those legendary things that are a little difficult, as long as you say it, I can get it for you!" Biman put the two knives into his leather bag and patted his chest to reassure.
"Okay, bring me a hundred buckets of black dog blood!"
“......”
"A small quilt used by a woman for menstruation is a train of skins!"
“......”
"All kinds of rice fields, a ton!"
“......”
"Hey, Biman, what are you doing with your medicine?"
"It's not a boss, it's just that my heart is a little uncomfortable!"
Huang Shaohong looked at Konstantin: "When do you think it's best for us to do it?" ”
Konstantin didn't think about it and said directly: "I made an appointment to meet 'her' tonight, just today, otherwise I'm afraid I'll regret it!" ”
Bi Man looked at the two in surprise: "Who?" Who are you going to deal with? ”
Konstantin looked at him: "Trust me, you won't want to know!" "Thinking about the one he wanted to deal with, he also felt an abnormal headache.
"Good!" Huang Shaohong also felt that the sooner this kind of thing happened, the better, he looked at the time, and then said to Bi Man: "It's nine thirty in the morning, is there a problem with getting those things before dark?" ”
"Yes...... There are some problems, boss, you know that in Western countries, it is illegal to kill a dog, and that used ...... In addition, the feces are not easy to get ...... After all, you're asking for too much! ”
Bi Man looked at his boss with some embarrassment, his face was quite embarrassed, he said that he could get anything just now.
Huang Shaohong directly pulled out a lockbox from the void and put it on the table.
Biman and Konstantin were both a little shocked: "That one of you is the legendary space equipment?" ”
"That's not the point!"
Huang Shaohong opened the lockbox, and under the sunlight, the golden light reflected from the contents of the suitcase illuminated the entire room.
Konstantin and Biman decisively forgot about the space equipment and drooled at the lockbox!
A lockbox full of gold bars.
The corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth rose and asked, "I heard that in this country, money can solve any problem, I don't know if it's true?" ”
"Boss, you're right, it's absolutely true!"
Biman took the gold and put it away by himself, and then took out all his savings to go to the TV station to advertise, and collected enough used quilts and Yoneda Gong at a high price, of course, for the sake of authenticity, both of these things need to be provided on the spot, and Biman is also responsible for personal supervision.
Konstantin looked at the TV, Biman trembled and said the acquisition conditions, he shook his head, and asked Huang Shaohong on the side with some incomprehension: "By the way, you haven't said what you want those things for?" ”
"Of course, it's to deal with the one at night, these things are all special props for us to break the law in the East!"
Before dark, Biman purchased a lot of small quilts used by Yoneda Republic through advertising, although there is still a gap in quantity according to Huang Shaohong's requirements, but it is already considerable.
When he led Huang Shaohong and Konstantin to the place where the goods were stored, Biman and Konstantin, who were covering their mouths, felt spicy.
Thinking about turning his head and complaining to Huang Shaohong, the two of them turned their heads to the side and found that this thing had already put on a gas mask at some point, and there was nothing to do!
These two things were too heavy, Huang Shaohong was reluctant to pack them in his bag, and directly took out a sixteen-compartment 'Traveler's Backpack' and put away these two treasures to ward off evil spirits and break the law.
In addition, there is also the black dog blood that Biman bought in the 'black market', and the black market he went to is a place dedicated to serving exorcists, and its quality and reputation are guaranteed.
Watching Huang Shaohong quickly put everything into an ordinary leather bag, Konstantin said enviously: "I didn't expect you to even have the legendary space equipment!" ”
Huang Shaohong looked at him and smiled: "As long as the night is done, I can send you one!" ”
Konstantin's eyes lit up: "A word is a certainty!" ”
I don't know if it was a sign that something big would happen in the evening, but in the evening, it began to rain heavily.
As soon as the rough car stopped in front of a church in Los Angeles from far and near, Konstantin turned his head in the co-pilot and said to Huang Shaohong in the back seat: "Listen, I will only make a move if you do it, understand?" ”
Huang Shaohong made an OK gesture: "Remember, when you shoot, you must be fast and accurate, don't hesitate!" ”
Konstantin nodded solemnly, turned his head to the young driver in the driver's seat and said, "Chas, go home now, immediately!" ”
After speaking, he opened the door and got out of the car and walked towards the church gate in the rain.
The young driver turned around and stretched out his hand to Huang Shaohong and said, "Hello, I'm Chas Kramer, a lover of occultism, an apprentice of John Constantine, of course, you can also see me as his attendant and free driver, because he never takes me with him when he runs errands, only lets me wait in the distance!" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and shook his hand: "I'm Huang Shaohong, John's friend and collaborator, by the way, do you like Transformers?" ”
The Chas in front of him is ninety percent similar to Shia LaBeouf, and Huang Shaohong couldn't help but ask casually.
"Those are the things that little ones love!" Chas Kramer puffed up his chest, indicating that he was very mature, and after saying that, he became a little excited, and asked:
"Huang, do you have any big moves today, can you bring me one?"
Huang Shaohong did not answer the other party's question, but asked rhetorically: "You...... Is there faith? ”
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A figure hurried by outside the car, and the target was also a church not far away.
Huang Shaohong lowered the window and shouted: "Hey, friendly reminder, today is not a good day to go to church!" ”
The woman was the policewoman he threw out of the elevator this morning.
When the policewoman heard someone tell her to turn around in surprise and see Huang Shaohong's appearance clearly, she gave her middle finger hard, and then turned around and walked quickly into the church!
Huang Shaohong was a little embarrassed and said to Chas, who laughed out loud in front of him: "You see that I am handsome, I am popular, and she actually made a gesture with X hints to me!" ”
Chas looked confused and asked in surprise, "Do you have any misunderstanding about the middle finger?" ”
"Isn't it 'Fack'? She wants to Falk me, can't you see such an obvious hint? ”
"Uh....." Chas found himself speechless.
When Huang Shaohong spoke, he had already taken out the 'Flower on the Other Side' slate and glanced at Chas: "Are you bold?" ”
"Of course, I like the undead and zombies the most, but it's a pity that Konstantin doesn't take me to the scene every time!" Chas grumbled indignantly.
"Then you are blessed today!" Huang Shaohong solemnly recited the awkward syllables, and at the same time took out the Yitian Sword, cut his middle finger, and then dripped it on the 'Flower on the Other Side'.
The pattern disc formed by the black flower of the other side flower instantly bloomed into a brilliant purple light, and the brilliance spread out from the taxi and went straight to the sky.
The purple light rushed up hundreds of meters, and then fell down like a waterfall, forming a lilac dome, enveloping the land and buildings within ten kilometers of the taxi center.
In the cemetery behind the church, in the nearby cemetery, and even in the streets and gardens, countless white arms burst out from under the ground.
In the magma layer under Los Angeles, two huge skeletons let out a sharp dragon groan, and then flapped the wings that only left the skeleton to break through the magma and rush straight up.
Chas Kramer looked at the dense skeletons, dried corpses, and incomplete corpses around his car, and couldn't help but swallow and spat at the mouth: "I..... I'm not dreaming, am I? ”
Huang Shaohong lowered the car window, waved at a skeleton and said, "Come, say hello to Little Brother Chas, he said that he likes undead like you the most!" ”
The skeleton obediently walked over and tapped the driver's window with his bony fingers, his jawbone opening and closing, making a clattering sound, as if to say something to Chas.
Chas Kramer, who just said that he likes zombies and undead, rolled his eyes at this time and fainted directly.
Huang Shaohong didn't expect this kid to be so timid, he shook his head with a smile, and then used the function of the system to summon teammates in his heart, and called 'ghost' John in his heart.
The next moment, the 'ghost' wearing a top hat and shirt passed through the system and crossed over to another position in the back seat of the car.