Zhou Zhou watched this person come and go, prosperous, suddenly turned his head, patted the strong man's shoulder twice, and said seriously: "Brother, you know a lot." ”

The strong man orchid pinched his fingers, and shook the small handkerchief: "Of course." ”

Zhou Zhou excitedly grabbed the strong man's hand, and looked at the market with bright eyes: "Then you must know where the specialties of Huaxia are and where the things are delicious, right?"

The strong man didn't know why: "I know, what's wrong?"

Zhou Zhou flicked his robe and stood on the market street with his waist crossed: "From today onwards, my goal is—"

The strong man looked nervous, thinking that she was going to make some big move, but he heard a loud word: "Eat." ”

Strong man: "......"

The strong man looked at Zhou Zhou's excited expression and thought: This person is sick......

In fact, it is not considered to be sick, but it is not considered to be sick.

Zhou Zhou's situation has been committed by many primary and secondary school students, and it has a professional term: secondary two disease.

Coincidentally, Zhou Zhou is probably such a hidden patient with severe secondary and second diseases.

The strong man was stunned, and suddenly the girl next to him who had just made a bold speech pulled his hand and said, "Hey, do you think the skewers over there are delicious?"

Strong man: "......"

The strong man cheered up: "Ah Zhou's vision is not bad, and the skewers made by the boss over there are the most ingredient in the entire market...... What about people?" the strong man was about to make a tirade, making perfect use of his three-inch incorruptible tongue, but when he turned his head, he found that there was no one around him.

A thin woman in a big black robe on the kebab stand stretched out her arms and waved to him: "Pan Jinlian, this way, this way." ”

The strong man slandered the slave's name Pan Jinglian, and at the same time walked to her like a little daughter-in-law, consciously found a position, took out a small handkerchief and wiped it for a long time, before shaking his orchid finger and sitting down.

Zhou Zhou looked at the strong man and felt that his eyes were hurt, so he slapped the table and shouted: "Boss, serve your best dish here!"

The boss smiled and bent over: "I'm sorry officer, we don't have any food here." ”

Zhou Zhou swallowed and silently withdrew his hand: "Is there a menu?"

The boss smiled and handed over a hard book: "Yes." ”

Zhou Zhou took it casually, oh my God, what a weight this is, what kind of culture this thick piece of paper carries! It is a beautiful and beautiful building that I don't know how many years it is, anyway, it is not a 5,000-year-old United States.

Zhou Zhou was ambitious, and ordered a few casually: "That's it!"

When the boss looked at it, his eyes were a little weird, and he swept Zhou Zhou up and down, and Zhou Zhou was uncomfortable with him: "Is there anything wrong?"

The boss finally confirmed that it was a woman, and out of humanitarianism, he reminded him: "This, girl, are you sure you want these few?"

Zhou Zhou had goosebumps all over his body, wanting to see what hurtful things he ordered, but he just ordered...... Oh, I was so excited when I ordered the meat, I completely forgot about it, Zhou Zhou took off his hat in order to look imposing, and said forcefully: "That's right." "Big deal, if there's some weird stuff coming up, I don't want to eat it. Her dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Oh no, did I just compare myself to a pig?

The boss didn't know what he saw, he was shocked, and he left like sleepwalking, and the strong man looked at Zhou Zhou with a stiff expression: Organize to save me, this task is simply perverted!

Zhou Zhou didn't know what strange things he had ordered, and he was still waiting for the meat on the stool with great interest.

Because she was so excited, she was like ADHD, did she touch this and that, and accidentally touched a strong man, and the strong man trembled all over his body and looked at her in horror.

Zhou Zhou was embarrassed: "...... right"

The strong man spread out on the table and cried: "Wow, woo, people are wrong, people shouldn't fix you, you, you, you...... Don't you eat my ......"

Zhou Zhou: "......"

Zhou Zhou felt as if she had heard something terrible, so she pointed to the strong man who looked loveless and asked the person next to her, "What did he just say?"

Unexpectedly, the person reacted very quickly and stood up, turned around and ran.

Zhou Zhou was startled, and his voice involuntarily amplified: "Sit down!"

The house was amazed!

The man's legs were weak, and he collapsed directly to the chair, swallowing spittle: "I, me, I, I am also a chivalrous woman, no, no, no, no, don't ......"

Zhou Zhou: "What can't you do?"

"No, no, no, no...... Don't ......"

Zhou Zhou frowned irritably: "You're not stammering, are you?"

Unexpectedly, the man's face turned white, and he stood up and ran for his life tremblingly: "Mom, the witch who eats people is here, everyone run!"

The barbecue stand was empty in an instant.

Phew-

A cool breeze blew, and Zhou Zhou couldn't help but think: I won't order a monkey head bar......

Monkey's Mane is an ancient sacrificial liquor made from babies under the age of one.

It is said that the wine is rich in aroma, and as soon as the lid is opened, it will be full of fragrance.

Zhou Zhou touched the back of his cold neck, isn't this a barbecue stall, it sells human meat barbecued pork buns?

At this moment, the boss came with a plate, Zhou Zhou turned his head violently, she didn't dare to look at anything for fear of seeing a bunch of mosaics, she stood up and put on a fighting posture, ready to say cruel words, such as: "Say, you ......" Who are you and what are you doing? Say it and spare you from death!

Unexpectedly, the incomparably tall and terrifying boss in her eyes had weak knees, knelt directly on the ground, and sprinkled everything on the plate: "Spare my life, woman, I have a small business, and I have an eighty-year-old mother and a ...... I haven't gotten off yet!"

Zhou Zhou saw the contents of the plate at a glance, and thought to himself, this eye will be blind for a year.

She saw pieces of meat that looked like roasted sausages, huh? Not lion's head wine. Zhou Zhou patted his chest, it's okay, it's okay, it's not monkey head wine......

No, what if it is scraped from a child? Zhou Zhou had to admit that it was a bad thing if his imagination was too good.

Zhou Zhou stretched out his hand, and the boss trembled, shaking like a sieve.

Zhou Zhou pointed to the meat on the ground: "Then, what is that?"

The boss was too scared to notice the trembling in Zhou Zhou's voice, and it was possible that he was shaking even more: "Donkey whip meat ......"

Zhou Zhou breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, it's good not to be human, it's good not to be human, what is donkey whip meat? Cixi likes this meat.

If it's not something to be feared, why are these people so scared?

Zhou Zhou glanced at the boss strangely, could it be that he was too timid?

"What are you hiding from me?"

The boss hurriedly shook his head, as if he had eaten a pill: "No, no, we didn't hide from you." ”

Zhou Zhou looked at his expression, thinking that the ghost would believe you.

She looked at this plate of meat and felt a pity, she hadn't eaten a good meal since she came here, and the only meal she had eaten was a tasteless gnocchi soup.

Zhou Zhou left two lasagna tears in his eyes: Think about my dignified 21st century successful lady, how can she be so miserable in the other world?

A long time passed, and there was not a single sound around.

The boss cautiously raised his head and found that there was no one around him, and the woman in black seemed to have been gone for a long time.

The boss breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he would close the stall earlier today, but he saw a few copper coins where the woman was standing, and the boss didn't dare to touch them, so he counted them with his eyes, which happened to be the money for the plate of donkey whip meat.

......

Zhou Zhou has always been a chicken thief, and her friends who have been around her for a long time have seen through her true colors, so they get together every day to talk about how badly they were deceived by Zhou Zhou's appearance of being young and ignorant.

But Zhou Zhou still doesn't feel anything.

The strong man who was taken away by her understood it perfectly, and had the same kind of hoodwink as Zhou Zhou's friends.

Zhou Zhou threw the strong man to the ground and said with a sneer: "From now on, what do I ask you, what do you say? If I find out that you are lying...... Hey, hey, hey......" Zhou Zhou let out an old witch's laugh while secretly rubbing his wrist, this man should lose weight, why is it so heavy?

The strong man shuddered: "Grandma, I will say whatever you ask, don't scare people like this, I'm so scared......"

Zhou Zhou gave him a slap: "Speak well!"

The strong man's face was high and swollen, and he said weakly, "I have a good talk." ”

Zhou Zhou slapped again: "Don't talk nonsense!"

The strong man's face on the other side was also high and swollen, and he didn't dare to say a word.

What do you call this? Isn't it just an ordinary half-succubus? Why did you become so murderous? Hello organization! You actually tricked me?

Zhou Zhou blew his red hand and muttered, "It's really cowardly." ”

"Oh, let me ask you, why are you avoiding me?"

The strong man glanced at Zhou Zhou's face, and trembled again: "No, no, we didn't hide from you!"

Zhou Zhou was a little helpless when he heard the strong man's answer, originally because he thought he might know a little more, but he didn't expect to get the same answer as the barbecue stall owner.

Zhou Zhou felt that he should change the question, which might be poisonous: "Why does that person call me a witch?"

The strong man trembled: "No, no, he didn't call you a witch." ”

Zhou Zhou: "......"

Zhou Zhou lowered his voice and sneered: "You mean I heard it wrong?"

The strong man trembled: "No, no ......"

Zhou Zhou took out a rattan weave and tied him up, and gave him a whip by the way: "Do you dare to have any other reaction besides trembling?"

Zhou Zhou walked in front of him, and in the eyes of the strong man, this woman suddenly disappeared, and suddenly got very close to him, she also lowered her body and asked him, "Do you want to say it?" Is this a rare ghost cultivator when you go out...... That's not right, ghost cultivation can't teleport...... Mommy, save me, I'm so scared!

In fact, it was just Zhou Zhou who heard that such a posture gave people a sense of oppression.

Zhou Zhou looked at the strong man's instantly pale face, and nodded with satisfaction, it seemed to be true.

"I said, I said ......," and the strong man began to babble.

Zhou Zhou's face was black after listening.

In fact, it is not a hidden thing.

Hundreds of years ago, there was a family surnamed Zhou who married their daughter to a secret marriage, and he was still an old man in his sixties.

So the girl was angry for a while and turned into a witch.

One night, the dead old man's family all disappeared mysteriously.

The monks were alarmed to investigate, but there was nothing.

People say that those who have disappeared ......

They were all eaten by that girl.

"Poof. ”

Forgive Zhou Zhou for laughing out loud when he heard the strong man say the last sentence in a ghost-telling tone.

What the heck?

An ancient version of the Midnight Bell?

Zhou Zhou laughed for a while and only stopped when he saw the strong man's aggrieved expression getting bigger and bigger: "Hey, mom, you're funny, ......" Zhou Zhou wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers: "I'll let you tell me why he called me a witch? Why are you telling me ghost stories, it's still a ghost story that isn't scary at all." ”

The strong man had a pure face: "That's the reason." ”

Then the strong man who was tied to the ground looked at the smiling woman in front of him, and his expression cracked.

Zhou Zhou's face was not good: "Don't be kidding, how can it be me?" At that time, I was still wearing open crotch pants in a corner of the big.

The strong man looked at her expression and seemed to have figured out something, and said pityingly: "It's also, that kind of thing, it's better to forget about it." ”

Zhou Zhou: "......"

Zhou Zhou: "Did you misunderstand something?"

The strong man had tears in his eyes: "It's okay, sister, people will be your good brothers in the future......"

Zhou Zhou looked at the strong man with a blue nose and swollen face and looked away in disgust: "I'm really not, then if I am, why do I have to wait so long until I'm afraid when I eat barbecue?"

"There must be something wrong with that skewer!" Zhou Zhou was very sure, and looked at the strong man vigorously, trying to let him know with sincere eyes that he was not lying.

The strong man didn't get Zhou Zhou's sincerity at all, he said innocently: "Because you brought a hat." ”

"What the hell? I have a hat and you can't see my face? How bad are your eyes?"

The strong man not only grieved himself this time, but also grieved those who had seen Zhou Zhou: "Who can see your hat when you put it on?"

Zhou Zhou glanced back at his hat, and was speechless for a while: "It seems to be a yes ......"

The strong man said happily, "Yes." ”

Zhou Zhou threw his whip in grief and indignation: "It's a ghost! I don't carry this pot!"

She grabbed the strong man by the collar and lifted him off the ground: "Tell me, what is that girl's character! I can prove that it is not me!"

The strong man's Adam's apple moved up and down, and his face was full of cold sweat and he recalled: "That girl has an earring left for her by her biological mother, which is the only thing that has not been snatched away by her stepmother, and she wears it every day." ”

Zhou Zhou touched the red ear beads on her ears that were disguised for thousands of miles, they were not real earrings, she didn't have ear piercings after all.

The strong man looked at her strangely, as if he knew what she was going to say, and continued: "The most distinctive thing about that girl is that she has no pierced ears, and the studs and ear clips are almost the same." ”

Zhou Zhou held back a mouthful of black blood in his chest, and shouted loudly: "This doesn't count!

At this time, the strong man's eyes were already a little subtle when he looked at her, and this look was so angry that Zhou Zhou hated to correct him on the spot.

The strong man is also honest, and he really did it when he asked him to think about another one: "Okay, let me think about it......"

"She died in a black wedding dress, not made to her size, she was a little big on it. ”

Zhou Zhou glanced at his wide and gorgeous black robe, which was originally made according to her male size, man, understand.

So the size is a little bigger.

Zhou Zhou: "The dog has a lot of material interface, isn't this playing me?"

Zhou Zhou was angry for a while and couldn't find a place to vent, so he simply grabbed the culprit and smiled lightly.

The strong man looked at Zhou Zhou in horror and smiled horribly: "What do you want to do?"

"I'm telling you QJ is breaking the law...... Ahh

......

The lawn is covered with green and yellow blades of grass, and covered with bright red blood flowers, which is simply beautiful.

Zhou Zhou rubbed his bruised fists and smiled at the strong man on the ground.

The strong man cried out aggrievedly, he decided that if he could go back, he would definitely teach the person who told him that this task was a task like a holiday, if it weren't for himself, how could he meet such a pervert.

Zhou Zhou sighed comfortably, and saw this scene as soon as he turned around.

Seriously, she had never seen a big man crying with tears all over his face in her life.

Zhou Zhou endured goosebumps and shook his fist in front of his eyes: "Don't cry!"

The strong man sobbed in fear and stopped crying, but the physical pain and psychological grief could not be held back at all, and the strong man looked at Zhou Zhou with tears in his eyes.

...... So Zhou Zhou was fortunate to see a second scene that she had never seen before.

Zhou Zhou was disgusted, and at this moment she suddenly felt that beating a strong man to vent her anger was the worst choice in her life......