Chapter 37: Ka Ye Chun Xin saw the monkey in front of him

The whole scene was silent.

Even the women who fanned around in this pavilion were terrified.

It's a sunny day outside, and it's extremely hot.

But in their hearts, everyone is like falling into an ice cave, and the fear is infinite.

There's even a mother-in-law.

couldn't help the huge chill and fear, and collapsed directly on the ground.

Cover your mouth.

Screamed.

And under the leadership of this scream.

It was like a flame that had been thrown into dry wood.

A raging fire burned in an instant.

Almost all the villagers either covered their ears and screamed.

Or just stand up and run wildly to the side.

Some even hid in the grass.

Some tried to pull the monkey from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain and hid in this narrow cave by themselves.

Some simply squatted in place, holding their heads and running around.

When I looked down, I saw a wet patch.

That's when I realized.

It turned out that Master Xuanzang let him bring a 'tissue', not because he was afraid that they would cry, but because he was afraid of being scared to pee!

......

Xuanzang smiled.

Originally, I didn't want to tell this story.

But looking at so many people, this little thought came to mind.

This story should scare the villagers enough.

Next, it should be possible to relax a little bit, and there won't be too many people around here.

Otherwise, there will be more and more people around, and in case the voice reaches Chang'an, Li Shimin heard that he was talking here.

It's nothing, but it lives up to the expectations of the beauties of the majority of 'Heaven and Earth Clubs'.

But.

This 'Strange Talk' story is told.

Although most people are scared to the core.

But there are still a handful of people.

Still staying where I was, looking at myself expectantly and listening carefully.

This one who stepped on a horse.

It's like some people are just like spirits.

The more scared I am, the more exciting I feel.

Xuanzang continued.

It was late at night.

Then he turned back, lay down on the bed, and slept quietly.

This night.

The whole village at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain is exceptionally quiet.

Unlike the previous days, singing all night long, non-stop.

Even, these villagers are hiding under the covers, the candles are lit, but the doors and windows are closed, and they dare not look outside.

Huddled in each other's nests, shivering.

On the second day.

The people who came to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain have been sparsely populated, and there are many fewer people.

Xuanzang sat cross-legged on the chair.

Unhurriedly, he continued to speak.

...... Kaba in the mountain.

Naturally, I also heard this 'chatting about different things' throughout the whole process.

At this time, he had just woken up from the infinite struggle of the 'Golden Bottle Plum'.

Thinking back to myself in the past few days, I regret it infinitely.

There was an idea of doing that kind of filthy thing to Sun Monkey?

I should have pumped myself a few mouths.

But fortunately, I restrained myself and didn't make a mistake.

But at this moment.

After hearing Xuanzang's new talk of 'Talking about Zhai Zhiwei'.

He plunged himself into extreme fear.

Looking at the familiar mountains around me, it was like a pitch-black hell cell.

I was so frightened that I trembled and my teeth creaked.

Last night, he almost escaped from this mountain and fled to the West Tianling Mountain.

It seems that only there can be relief from these fears.

It was hard to spend until dawn.

The fear is gone.

But at this time.

Xuanzang came outside again and told this 'ghost story'.

I was so frightened that I was almost gone.

...... Xuanzang outside.

Through the 'Heart Demon System', he naturally sensed the fear of the Ka Ye clone.

and a few days ago, because of the bad things that Sun Wukong wanted to do when he listened to 'Golden Vase Plum'.

Instead, I longed for it.

If you did something like that, what would it look like?

Unfortunately, in the end, it didn't go into practice.

It would have been better to talk for two more days.

But at this time, let's talk about this 'Strange Tales of Zhai' first.

......

In the blink of an eye, more than ten days have passed.

'Talking about Strange Tales' also ended early.

When it was over, all the villagers breathed a sigh of relief.

It feels like watching a horror movie, scared but still wanting to watch it, but finally finished watching it.

Xuanzang pondered for a moment.

I decided to talk about Ms. Qianyao's book next.

Let's talk about the most well-known one: "Green Deep Rain".

The villagers listened below.

...... When listening to the story.

The villagers below couldn't help but burst into tears one by one, full of sorrow.

Even some female village women complained after listening to it, complaining about the difficult love story between Yiping and Du Fei.

Follow Yiping's example and find a river to jump into.

...... After talking about "Blue Deep Rain".

Xuanzang hesitated, whether to tell the old man Wu Chengen's Journey to the West.

This Ka Ye and Guanyin, as well as the Jade Emperor of Heavenly Court, must have been very surprised when they heard this.

But think about it.

I decided not to talk about it.

After all, it's a bit too self-revealing.

Think about it.

Let's talk about Guo Degang's cross talk.

In my previous life, listening to the cross talk of this little black fat man can be said to be never tired of listening to it, which is extremely interesting.

But.

At the moment, he was alone, and the guy who didn't burn his head and smoked was beside him.

So, I can only talk about stand-up.

'Let's have a stand-up comedy!'

Wake up and shoot it.

'Cross talk, pay attention to speaking and singing!'

I continued.

...... This cross talk is right.

The villagers below laughed.

The clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear, who was spying on all this, also laughed outside the Nantian Gate.

Even Guanyin Bodhisattva on the clouds, listening to these words, couldn't help but laugh.

The original hatred for this Xuanzang has also decreased a lot.

After all, no woman can refuse, a man with a sense of humor.

Even the goddess fairy is the same.

......

Unconsciously.

In Xuanzang's narration.

Thirty days are coming to an end.

Until he finished Guo Degang's stand-up comedy.

The Kasa doppelganger, and the Kannon above the clouds.

Only then did I suddenly realize it.

Twenty-nine days have passed!

There are only thirty days left until the Kaye clone!

Once the day is over.

It is easy to be found by such as to say.

The doppelganger of Kaba will also disappear.

This plan failed.

And that night after the end of the twenty-ninth day.

Xuanzang announced to the people listening below:

This concludes the 'storytelling'.

Tomorrow, I'm going to start my journey west.

Please folks, don't come back tomorrow.

When the people below heard this, they heard.

One by one, full of reluctance.

Originally, I was still immersed in the joy of 'cross talk'.

Suddenly, he began to weep on his back.

rushed over one by one, hugging Xuanzang's body.

I don't want Xuanzang to leave.

Xuanzang stroked the back of their heads.

As if he was soothing his own child.

Said that if there is fate, we will meet!

And then in reluctance.

I went back to the bedroom to rest.

At this time.

A doppelganger of the Ka leaf in the mountain.

Master Kannon observing this scene in the clouds.

Finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this story has not been told for thirty days.

There is one last day left.

Tomorrow, Xuanzang tore off the sigil.

Jiaye's clone manipulated Sun Monkey and bit Xuanzang to death.

That's it.