Lu Yu's Mo Bang mentality
Fu Zhi: "......"
Fu Zhi glanced in Lu Yumo's direction, but Fu Zhi did not speak.
"That's just right," Ye Jiu smiled and beckoned in Fu Zhi's direction, "You protect Zhizhi, Zhizhi protects me." ”
Lu Yumo: "??? ”
Can you still be so shameless?
Shouldn't he have smeared his sister with machismo just now?
Lu Yumo almost couldn't hold back his tears.
"What a!"
"Ye Jiu, this brother is really a!"
Lu Yumo remembered the hardships and sadness of being made by Ye Jiu along the way, and Fan Fist couldn't help but hammer the ground fiercely.
— but now is not the time to think about such a thing.
Lu Yumo jumped up from the ground with a "sloppy", and ran in the direction of Fu Zhi for a kneeling slide, explaining, "I was just saying that you are bold, and the haunted house is trivial to you, and it is not challenging!" Why don't we go? ”
"But, what you just said is that Fu Zhi is afraid of everything!"
Song Fang beeped Lai Lai to spread rumors here: "What else do you say that she can cry for three days with a fist......"
Lu Yumo turned around and said: "Don't add drama to me!" ”
Song Fang: "Whew! ”
Song Fang was so aggrieved that he wiped his tears: "You dare to bully me on campus? ”
"Slut, climb for the master!"
Seeing this, Ye Jiu sighed, almost tired of his milk tea, and handed Fu Zhi's milk tea to his mouth and took a sip, muttering to remind Fu Zhi: "You have to protect me well for a while, I'm afraid of the dark." ”
Next to him, Lu Yubai was disgusted by Ye Jiu's behavior, and sneered: "You are so afraid of the dark, why didn't you scare you to death in the blink of an eye?" ”
Ye Jiu: "......"
Is it jealousy that made you separate from the wall and start plotting the white moonlight in the heart of the dark shark, the boss of the boss?
"I've booked a venue, let's take a taxi over there, and we can go directly to it at this point in time."
Wang Yu took out his mobile phone and howled.
He seems to have quickly eased from the negative emotions of a broken love.
The group took their schoolbags and mobile phones and took a taxi.
Fu Zhi sat in the passenger seat and shook the rose red bean milk tea cup that Ye Jiu gave her, "Isn't mine a strawberry shake ice?" ”
Ye Jiu said, "Girls who drink cold drinks will get kidney stones, and in serious cases, they will die prematurely, and even due to the high sugar content of strawberry shaker cups, it will cause high blood sugar levels in the human body, affect appetite, and consume water in the body......"
Fu Zhi's face was expressionless: "Speak human words." ”
"The rose red beans in this house are so unpalatable, I don't want them!"
Fu Zhi: "......"
Ye Jiu was delicate and pretentious, and the prime minister took Fu Zhi's things arrogantly. Lu Yumo looked angry, and vowed to scare Ye Jiu in the haunted house for a while, and let Ye Jiu kneel and call Dad!
The staff at the scene gave them cards, and when they walked outside the door of the haunted house, it was about nine o'clock, in the winter of Yucheng, the cold wind was howling, and with the gloom of the haunted house, Lu Yumo was a little stunned.
There are more boys on the basketball team, and a group of people are divided into three batches.
Wang Yu was eager to try in front of the haunted house, and hissed exhausted after coming to the haunted house.
When the second wave entered, he created an indescribable tense atmosphere from afar.
Lu Yumo's calves softened, and he helped Lu Yubai to stand up hard, pretending to be casual, "Harm, isn't it a haunted house?" As for calling it so loud? You don't have to be afraid, let's go together, forget it, look at your cowardice...... You just have to follow me, well, I can do it! ”
His voice trembled like eighteen bends in a mountain road.
Ye Jiu sipped Fu Zhi's milk tea and smiled sweetly: "Thank you, brother, for protecting us." ”
Lu Yumo: "......"
Shut up, you green tea bitch!
The staff smiled and handed the thumb-sized lamp to Lu Yumo, who was headed, and reminded: "Child, if you go in for a while, don't hit the staff, don't verbally attack the staff, and don't turn on the flashing lights, only take the card and go to the six designated corners of the room to check in, the door of the room will be punched in, let you continue to go out." ”
One or two are not allowed.
Lu Yumo's heart beat suddenly, and he pretended to be calm.
There were five of them in this group, and they automatically filmed a row and entered the haunted house.
After entering, Fu Zhi could obviously feel that the air in the room was not very circulating, and the light dimmed for a moment.
There are many small rooms in the haunted house, and the haunted house where Lu Yumo walked also has a roller coaster, which is particularly well-equipped. The place where they stood was a short distance from the roller coaster, presumably to add to the atmosphere, and the occasional "tick-tock" sound of water droplets falling on the ground would be heard in their ears.
"That's it?" Lu Yumo thought that there was really a ghost, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and promised Fu Zhi, "Brother is here, you can rest assured that you will go behind your brother, and my brother will go out until you go out!" ”
However, before the words could fall, a white figure quickly floated through the air.
Lu Yumo's eyes were red, and he screamed and almost died: "Whew! What's that? ”
Fu Zhi: "A white towel hung by a thin thread." ”
"No way, you lied to me!" Lu Yumo was so frightened that he jumped on Lu Yubai in a few steps, "Xiaobai, there are ghosts!" ”
Lu Yubai was almost strangled to death by him, and he raised his hand to pull this thing down, "Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors." ”
"There are no ghosts! It's a white towel! If you are pulled by the staff, you come down first. ”
Lu Yumo blushed and hugged Lu Yubai's neck, his voice changed, and he was choked with a hint of sharpness: "I won't go down woo woo!" Don't let go, don't give up on me, I'm afraid ......"
Ye Jiu withdrew the arm that was on Fu Zhi's shoulder, poked Lu Yumo's hand, and was even more aggrieved: "But brother, if you don't come down, who will protect us?" ”
Love whoever you are!
Die, die, die!
Ye Jiu lowered his eyes, "I didn't expect my brother to be so afraid of ghosts, no matter what, it's difficult for me to be a strong man." ”
Lu Yumo: "......"
Thank you, there is connotation and insult to!
Why should Ye Jiu, who is afraid of the dark, insult him!
"I'm not afraid! Who said I was scared! ”
Lu Yumo jumped down from Lu Yubai, took a deep breath, tried to hold back his tears, lowered his head, and didn't dare to look around, "All, stand behind me, I'...... I'll take you out on a roller coaster. ”
Probably because the sound insulation between the haunted houses is not particularly good, Lu Yumo can always hear Wang Yu's heart-rending cry, which is even more miserable than the staff's screams.
Lu Yumo looked behind him again, and Ye Jiu was led by Fu Zhi to walk behind.
The ancients did not deceive me.
- Coquettish men are the best.
Just as he was thinking, suddenly, a low and fluttering female voice came from the haunted house, from far and near.
Very good, when facing the 'female ghost' who jumped forward in a white skirt, Lu Yumo was completely stupid, "whoa", the whole person sprinted 100 meters and hung on Lu Yubai's body, his head was in the padded jacket on Lu Yubai's shoulder, and his mouth was broken, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my brother is here, my brother is here......"
Lu Yubai: "......"
Can you drag this criticism away?
The staff in the haunted house are very professional, jumping in slow motion and only jumping on the scared Lu Yumo alone, but they will try to avoid physical contact with Lu Yumo, and let out a silver bell-like laugh: "Hehehe~"
Lu Yumo finally couldn't help it, and he was fragile like a fat man of two hundred pounds and cried.
Fu Zhi: "......"
Fu Zhi didn't have any waves in his heart and even wanted to laugh a little, "Why don't we do the task and go out directly?" ”
Lu Yumo was so frightened that he couldn't listen to a word, sniffed, and lay on Lu Yubai and refused to come down, "I'm not leaving!" No one wants to part with us for any reason! ”
Lu Yubai: "...... Then you need to roll! ”
Even the bouncing female ghost in white was aggrieved for Lu Yubai, and took off her mask, revealing an expressionless face: "Brother, rich and strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly, ......"
"I'm really not a ghost, don't cry."
Lu Yumo was even more aggrieved, and shook his head, "Woo woo, ghosts have become educated, and I even scored zero points in the math paper......"
Lu Yubai was restrained by the back of fate, and his expression gradually became perverted, "You give Lao Tzu a hand!" ”
Lu Yumo was kicked off by Lu Yubai, trembling and trembling.
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His mouth was hard, and his voice was scared out of milk, "You are so scared, I am holding you, why are you still unhappy?!" ”
Lu Yubai ignored him, and at this moment, several eerie cold winds drifted in the house, accompanied by messy footsteps.
Fu Zhi saw several men and women in red climbing down from the roller coaster.
The staff at the haunted house will not scare the most daring players.
She said to Ye Jiu and Song Fang, "Let's take the magnetic card to the house to check in first, and then gather at the door." ”
In the huge room, the group dispersed.
Lu Yumo lowered his head and rampaged, and did not forget to comfort his younger brothers and sisters behind him, "Comrades, the dawn of victory is ahead, take my hand, let's rush the duck!" ”
Lu Yubai, who was a few meters away from him, shouted to him, "I haven't clocked in yet, I can't leave." ”
Wait a minute, Lu Yubai called him?!
Didn't he pull Lu Yubai?
The smile on Lu Yumo's face seemed to freeze, and his hair was full of resistance and horror.
For a long time, he swallowed his saliva, and there was a "grunt" sound in the air, and Lu Yumo felt the cold touch brought by the hand he was holding in his palm.
Where the is Lu Yubai!
He did not give up on the slogan: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" ”
"Huh~" As if to help him confirm, the staff dutifully blew a gust of cold wind behind Lu Yumo and let out a "giggle" laugh.
Lu Yumo: "!! ”
There is no response from the branches of one meter five!
Lu Yubai strode back, covering the back of his fate first.
However, at the moment of life and death, in the boundless darkness, a heroic male voice suddenly sounded:
"It was a fine morning, with a pigeon whistle accompanied by a wake-up call. But the world is not at peace, and there are turbulent times in times of peace! ”
"Are you ready, brothers, soldiers? When that day really comes. Rest assured, motherland, rest assured relatives, for the sake of victory, I want to move forward bravely! ”
"For the sake of victory, I want to move forward bravely, and move forward !!"