Chapter 256: It Turns Out It's Okay
"It's burned! Brother Le, it's burned again!"
The giant spirit Shenchen scratched the back of his head vigorously, very ashamed, afraid of being punished, and even a kind of child's dependence on his parents.
Well, I'm in trouble, you can beat me up and get it right......
Strange to say, the movie was playing well, and the picture suddenly stopped, and then a fire broke out in the projector, and of course there was a fire on the screen.
This is not uncommon.
The film, which is already flammable, glides quickly past the bright spotlight at 24 frames per second.
There is a slight stuttering, and the film is in the spotlight and can easily ignite.
When Yu Le was a child, when he watched open-air movies, the projectionist would slowly open the film box and tear a piece of tape to stain the film in the audience's ardent expectation.
At that time, the projectionist was the god in the courtyard!
It is said that after the fact, it is necessary to find the joint again, cut the two ends of the film diagonally, scrape off the film on the base with a knife, align the perforations, and then point a drop of acetone to dissolve and glue the film together.
Zhang Chi's relative who is a leader at the Guyang Cultural Center, Director Yue, who is to be retired, is a rural projectionist. When he came to Zangma Mountain to investigate the Flower Duck and the Tibetan Horse Mountain Rabbit, Director Yue once gave Yu Le popular science with great interest, and it was embarrassing to say.
In the face of the two juniors, Director Yue was embarrassed to mention that there were mothers-in-law in every village, and projectionist was a promising profession back then.
Now these guys have been sold by him.
Yu Le also asked Director Yue to help, all city and county cultural centers have projection equipment and films, contact them and buy them, how many catties you want.
"What's the use of buying it?" "Curator Yue was busy dealing with a duck leg.
"Show it to the construction workers. Yu Le replied with a smile.
Curator Yue looked at Zhang Chi suspiciously, what about the foolish ghost This is, his subordinates, ah no, how many construction sites can there be in the whole Tibetan Horse Town?
"Actually, Brother Le is a person with feelings. Zhang Chi hurriedly admired infinitely.
"Haha!" Director Yue understood in seconds, "To be exact, Boss Yu is a rich man with feelings!"
"After all, I grew up watching open-air movies!" Yu Le immediately had feelings, "Director Yue, drink and drink!"
"It turns out that Boss Yu wants to build an old movie museum! What can't you say? Who will snatch this thing from you!" Director Yue drank it all and looked at Yu Le with burning eyes, "Don't say it, maybe I can still help Boss Yu a little!"
"Then there is Director Lao Yue!" Yu Le had no choice but to seek talent, "Zhang Chi is my iron buddy, everything is fine!"
There are some things that don't need to be explained at all, and others will help you make up for it in an orderly manner.
Not to mention, after the completion of the White Horse River Villa, it is really feasible to build an old film museum.
Everyone is a person with feelings, and this is the spiritual civilization construction suitable for the nostalgia of Zangma Mountain......
"Burn it, burn it!"
Facing the apprehensive Giant Spirit God and Nezha, Yu Le sighed helplessly, "The more expensive things are, the more delicate they are often becomes. ”
The old copy of Nezha has been burned dozens of times, almost every day.
Even if the film is not delicate, it can't stand up to the nightly screening, the loop screening, from evening to dawn, plus the two-knife projectionist like the giant spirit god.
And then he looked forward to heaven. Of course, this kind of thing is done by Zhang Chi.
Now that it's been repaired to patches and patches, the gods don't care anyway......
"Isn't Shaolin Temple pretty?"
Last time, Yu Le brought the phenomenal movie Shaolin Temple up.
This color widescreen movie, with a dime ticket price, created a box office of 140 million. If you calculate it now, I'm afraid it will cost hundreds of billions.
Yu Le remembered that he ran with the projectionist and watched it more than a dozen times in a row.
Catch up with the running film, that is, after this tun is finished, the next tun will be released, and Yu Le will take a look.
Well, not a dime......
"Is this movie promoting Buddhism in the human world?" the giant spirit god frowned.
"Uh-huh, promoting the Dharma, very popular. "What else can Yu Le say?
Originally, I thought that Shaolin Temple was a costume film, which was quite far from reality, and it could be regarded as opening the eyes of the gods and preparing for further cultural export.
Of course, the most important thing is that Yu Le likes this movie, and other movies can't make it.
I didn't think that the giant spirit god gave a rational explanation, if you like it!
"Novelty is novelty, but there is no magic at all, has my Buddha fallen like a man in the human world?" muttered the giant spirit god, "The battle is even more disorganized, the silly boy is so brave and ruthless, it is better to fight with a shrew." ”
Uh, as soon as you left the family, you liked to watch shrews fight so much?
Yu Le just wanted to say something, but saw the giant spirit god fold his hands, hung his head and closed his eyes, and looked like a nun.
"From my films, I don't see any impact. Nezha accosted him on the side, and his expression looked a little confused.
"The current situation in the world, uh, is similar to the situation in the Shaolin Temple. Yu Le sighed.
The Dharma of the human world, now all that's left is to sell tickets.
Taoism is even worse, almost directly linked to feudal superstition.
Who has kept you from manifestation......
These two films, one is a historical theme and the other is a mythological theme, but they are taken as reality by these two gods.
It's also thanks to me that I didn't bring the mine warfare, the tunnel warfare, the southern expedition and the northern war, the giant spirit god and Nezha, how confused it should be.
Not to mention the hand-tossed devils.
Not to mention the superheroes in the ghost blockbuster.
Mmmm, those copies, people don't care about selling them......
"Why is the movie of the third prince like that?" asked the giant spirit god without understanding.
"The human world worships the third prince, but he has never seen his true body and deeds, so it is inevitable that he will have some understanding. "Yu Le is empty-hearted.
"Good intentions!" Nezha was so excited that he struck each other with his palms, "In the past few days, I have imitated the fights and spells in the movie, and I have been quite inspired, it turns out that it can still be like this!
Uh, it turns out that this can still be like this? This is Li Ghost Teaching Li Kui?
"Ha, congratulations to Brother Li first!" Yu Le remembered the previous doubt, whether Nezha is three-headed and six-armed, or three-headed and eight-armed, "Brother Li, how about you make a three-headed and six-armed brother?"
"It's easy to say!" Nezha also remembered, Brother Yu was actually his admirer, "Let's go out! Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Every time Yu Le goes to Nantianmen, it is a festival of heavenly soldiers and generals, and Nezha's barracks is full of curious babies.
It's not like a state of strict hierarchy, the giant spirit god and Nezha are quite close to the people, and Yu Le feels that the combat effectiveness of the heavenly soldiers and generals is limited.
The heavenly soldiers made way out, Nezha stretched out his little hand and pulled Yu Le out of the door, and then took off into the air, flew straight out of the South Heavenly Gate, and landed in an open space, and the giant spirit god also followed.
Yu Le took out his mobile phone and eagerly looked forward to it, this is a real transformation!
Under the camera, Nezha's face turned red, and finally shook his arms, and there was a faint clicking sound, and the shoulders on both sides suddenly jumped out of their heads!
Then four arms grew, and each of the six hands held a magic weapon!
Well, exactly like the changes in the cartoon, even the clothes have been changed to gold armor with a red belly pocket......
How can the cartoon be filmed so close to the truth?
Yu Le was so surprised that he was frightened, could it be that there were still others in the human world who knew so much about the situation in the fairy world?
"Hahahaha!" The giant spirit god suddenly burst into laughter, laughing too violently, from slapping his belly to squatting on the ground, slapping the ground with a bang.
"So funny?!" Nezha was ashamed and annoyed, and instantly collected his mana.
"No...... Wow, haha!" the Djinn struggled to his feet, but he still couldn't stand up straight, and continued to beat his belly.
"Three heads and six arms, isn't that like this?" Yu Le felt that something was wrong.
"Hahahaha! In this case, why does the third prince need a spell, and the opponent laughs to death!" replied to Yu Le in his busy schedule.
Seeing the strength of his trembling laughter, I'm afraid it's not a lie.
Nezha's little face twitched, looking stupid. Laughing your opponent to death is obviously not something to be proud of. And he also recognizes the possibility.
"Boom!"
The next moment, with a loud bang, Nezha disappeared on the spot.
When Yu Le looked up, he saw a behemoth no less than the height of the giant spirit god suddenly appeared, with three huge heads the size of a stone mill, each with a hideous complexion, fierce and vicious!
Under the pressure, Yu Le couldn't help but take a few steps back, and his phone almost fell off.
Six arms with the thickness of an ordinary person's waist, the first two holding spears in both hands, and four holding various magic weapons in the back. Compared with these strange magic weapons and cold weapons, the ones in front of them are not even as good as toys.
"This, this, this is the three heads and six arms?" Yu Le muttered.
"This is the Lotus Dharma Body of the Third Prince!" the Giant Spirit God finally stopped smiling, and introduced it to Yu Le with a solemn face.
Yu Le stood between the two of them, only to feel that he was too small to exist.
This is special, compared to the giant spirit god, Yu Le has reached the middle of his thigh, close to the height of the lower edge of his ass.
Compared with Nezha's Dharma Body, it can't reach the knees directly!
No wonder Nezha wants to come out and transform, his barracks is not roofed......
"Three heads and six arms are fine, and eight arms are fine. "There was a thunderous sound in the sky.
When Yu Le looked up, Nezha grew two more arms and saluted Yu Le.
At this time, Nezha's face has been much calmer, but it is also a solemn treasure.
"Third prince, take the mana. Yu Le subconsciously folded his hands.
This is special, you can obviously dissect several giant spirit gods, but you pretend to be cute dolls all day long, don't you feel ashamed?
Nezha really obediently accepted the Dharma body, and became a cute little Zhengtai again.
"Please rest assured, Brother Li, I'll help you make a biography again when I go back, and I promise that it will no longer be, haha, the dress of a red belly pocket. Yu Le solemnly assured Nezha.
In good conscience, Yu Le really hasn't seen Nezha wearing a belly pocket, and at this time it is also a small armor and small combat boots.
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu!" the giant spirit god was a little anxious.
"Brother Chenyi, don't worry, your biography is already being filmed, but it will work slowly. Yu Le patted his chest and agreed.
"No hurry, hehe, no hurry!" the giant spirit god rubbed his hands.
"By the way, Brother Li, Brother Chenyi, otherwise you two have done a show? I'll shoot a piece of material for later. Yu Le shook his phone and smiled at the giant spirit god and Nezha.
Shocked, I almost forgot to get down to business.
Yu Le came here to take some photos of the giant spirit god for Xiao Xiao's reference when he did character design.
"Just you?" Nezha heard this, and looked at the giant spirit god with disdain.
"I'm not afraid of you!" the momentum of the giant spirit god swelled, and the bones crackled between the joints.
Boom –
The Djinn God and Nezha collided.
Yu Le was shocked and flew out, and when he got up, he spit out the dirt in his mouth, and it was easy to find the mobile phone that he had taken off, but he saw dust flying in the distance.
"I just want to shoot something......"
Ps: "mollyaihuaan" quietly became the helmsman, thank you! Brother Jasmine Avaan came from the big tree, and has been silently supporting the jacket, ashamed!