Chapter 49: The Corpse Incense Puppet
It stands to reason that the people outside the coffin pit, as long as I call my voice, should immediately gather over, not to mention that their master Dai Jieying is still here, but no one responded to my throat opening, I suddenly understood, it must be that my voice can't be heard.
What the hell is going on in this coffin pit? Not only are there two Dai Jieying, but my voice can't be heard yet, it's too weird.
"You two don't quarrel, climb out with me, and find the family to come over and find out which one is their eldest lady." I said to the two of them.
Looking at the identical faces of the two of them, my heart was furious, one of them was real, what the hell was the fake one? Can this coffin pit grow one more beauty? And this female corpse, the more I look at it, the more weird it becomes, the tattoo starts to happen before the needle is moved, and I seem to smell a fragrance on this beautiful corpse.
The corpse tattooed just now already has a corpse smell, but this corpse actually exudes a fragrance, what the hell is going on?
"Let's go, who's afraid of whom!" The two Dai Jieying kept shouting, and no one let anyone, and they all said that they were real.
After getting out of the coffin pit, I found that the people were gone, just me, I shouted a few words of dwarf Xing no one responded, originally there were lights all around, but after coming out again, all around was pitch black, only the flashlight light in my hand, and the ghostly light from under the coffin pit, because the light under the coffin pit was also arranged, but the light below was refracted to be dark green and green, some seeping.
It's over, am I evil? Where did the people go? What a beep husky.
The two Dai Jieying were still arguing, and they didn't know what's wrong, so one of them slapped them in the face while arguing, and then they fought.
I wanted to stop it, but the fight was too fierce, and the two of them pulled their hair and rolled down the coffin pit, and I was afraid that something would happen, so I had to follow down the coffin pit again.
This coffin pit is not big, if you want to startle the corpse in a fight, then it will be over, the female corpse will turn into a zombie and jump out, and we will all have to die.
At this moment, the voice of the Heavenly Master suddenly sounded in my ears.
"Boy, are you still a child?"
I frowned, and then looked around, but I didn't see the Celestial Master at all.
"Is it the Heavenly Master? Where are you hiding? Come out, my head is big. I asked hurriedly.
The Celestial Master didn't answer, but still asked the sentence mechanically, and his voice flickered far and near.
"It's a boy, an old boy, what's wrong?" I blushed and felt a little ashamed, but I answered truthfully.
"That's simple, you pour the two of them with the child's urine, and you can tell who is true and who is fake." The voice of the Celestial Master appeared in my ears again.
I'm going, is this teasing me? It's okay to pee on them, but if I pull off my pants in front of the girls, how can I do that?
No matter what I said then, the Celestial Master didn't respond to me anymore, I searched around, but I didn't see anyone else.
Forget it, it's still so much at this time, so many tricks have happened before the tattoo is done, let's listen to the words of the Heavenly Master!
There was just a bubble of urine, I held my breath, and then poured it on these two Dai Jieying without mercy.
The two of them were so engrossed that they didn't notice me at all, until a fishy smell poured down on them.
"Ah...... What is this......" The first Dai Jieying let out a scream and began to dodge.
The second Dai Jieying, on the other hand, let out a wail of pain, and pungent smoke came out of her body, and then her body twisted and began to melt......
, the boy's urine really works, this Dai Jieying is fake!
When the smoke cleared, that Dai Jieying was gone, and there was a little puppet in the coffin pit, which may have been carved according to Dai Jieying's appearance, exactly the same as Dai Jieying, and there was a fragrance, which even covered my urine smell.
It turned out that the scent was coming from its body, and I thought it was a female corpse.
But at this time, I suddenly found that there were many people standing on the coffin pit, and they were all stunned to look at me and Dai Jieying, because I didn't mention my pants!
"Hey, little boss, you're too anxious, aren't you? You are not ashamed to do this in front of this dead man, the dead are great! "Short Zixing doesn't know when he stood on my head.
When the others heard this, they were all covering their mouths and laughing, and Dai Jieying blushed to the root of her ears, but what happened just now, she was the same as me, with a puzzled expression. Then she climbed up, as if she was going to change her clothes, or else she smelled of urine.
As soon as Dai Jieying left, the others also left, I lifted my pants and dragged the dwarf off, and then beat him violently.
"Do you think you're humorous? Where did the people go when they called you? I said.
While begging for mercy, Short Zixing said When did I call him? I've been in the coffin pit and haven't come out!
No way? I've called someone, and I've climbed out of the coffin pit, what the hell is going on? Could it be that everything just now was an illusion?
"Uncle Xing, what do you think this thing is?" I handed the doll over.
After the dwarf took it, he suddenly sighed and said that this thing was not on Dai Jieying's body? Before going down the pit just now, it was still hanging behind her skirt.
Dai Jieying's? Hanging behind a skirt? No way, whoever hung this thing on the skirt, weird and oozing. And if it was Dai Jieying's thing, her expression just now would not be like that, obviously she didn't know this little doll either.
Short Zixing began to take a closer look at the puppet, and he said that it might be a corpse incense puppet, and there was a spell behind this little puppet, so it shouldn't be wrong.
Dwarf Xing said that this thing is evil, it can make people fall into illusions, and there is a legend that this puppet can become the appearance of the carved, which is an evil art in ancient times, and someone has used this to assassinate the emperor, but this technique should have been lost, because it is relatively simple to break, and a soak of children's urine can be done.
Speaking of this, Short Zixing suddenly pointed at me and said, "Little boss, shouldn't you take off your pants just now to ......?"
"Nonsense, otherwise what do you think I want to do? This gloomy cemetery, with a corpse watching here, what can I do? I was a little angry, and slapped the dwarf Xing's head directly.
"Yes!" Short Zixing continued.
"Gee, you're still hooked up, aren't you?" I almost kicked the dwarf into the coffin, but luckily he was able to hide quickly.
As soon as he tried to escape, I arrested him again: "Go, take off the corpse's shoes." ”
The dwarf looked at the female corpse, and the person shrank his head, as if he was a little afraid.
He said that this corpse should be before the Republic of China, and the woman's feet at that time could not be touched, and the deceased was the greatest, so Dai Jieying was still allowed to come and take it off.
I said I couldn't wait, she went to change her clothes, I don't know when she would come back, this delay, half a day passed, the deeper the night, the more terrible this cemetery became.
I said this deliberately to scare the dwarf, in order to call it a day earlier, he had to bite the bullet, but I knew that it wasn't the corpse that was wrong, it was the housekeeper who made it.
The cat's claw was put by him, and the corpse incense puppet was also hung on Dai Jieying's skirt, in order to prevent me from tattooing the corpse, fortunately, the heavenly master gave me a few words, otherwise I don't know what would happen, I don't know if this housekeeper is a human or a ghost, but he is very insidious, and he seems to know a lot of yinjutsu.
The dwarf was still unhappy, saying why didn't I take it off, I had to ask him?
I said that I am a normal man, and I am definitely not happy to touch the corpse, but the dwarf is different, he is a dwarf, and he is half disabled, just like a eunuch, he touches a female corpse, it should not be a big problem.
I told the truth, and I couldn't refute it, so I had to follow my advice.
He cautiously approached the woman's feet, and then went to take off the corpse's shoes, but strangely, he couldn't take them off, the heels of which grew on the feet, could not be separated at all.
Grass, if this thing is so weird, a dead man's shoes can't be taken off, what the hell.