Chapter 107: Mentally Ill People Have a Lot of Joy

The patients in the lobby on the first floor of the first floor who had gone crazy have been escorted back to the original No. 2 building by the doctors.

It's just that there seemed to be other passages here, and Fang Zhe didn't see those doctors and patients in the courtyard.

But now, instead of dwelling on these, it's time to start executing his plan.

Originally, the doors of each ward on the second floor were temporarily closed due to the riots of the patients, but now the riots have been lifted and they have returned to their previous open appearance.

Expressionless, walking dead-like mental patients, some walk around at will, some squat in the corridor and continue to be in front of mushrooms, and some continue to play their roles in the ward.

When a patient saw a handsome, very young man walk into his ward, he immediately stood up, only to see him pat his crotch and smile triumphantly: "Do you know what kind of underwear I am wearing?" Mink's! Mink panties! The urine that comes out is 40 degrees! ”

After speaking, the patient's eyebrows were raised: "Do you want to take a look?" ”

"Oh, cow break!" Fang Zhe gave a thumbs up, and then suddenly asked, "Then you are so, let me ask you a question, were you born in spring or autumn?" ”

The patient's eyes rolled for a moment, and then without thinking, he said, "Autumn." ”

"Oh, I thought you were born to your mother."

Then, Fang Zhe ran out of the ward, ignoring the patient whose hands couldn't help but tremble.

A man in a blue and white striped hospital gown squatted in an inconspicuous corner of the corridor, expressionless and motionless.

Fang Zhe knew that this was the patient who thought he was a mushroom.

He walked straight in front of "Mushroom", and looked at it like this, Mushroom's eyes looked directly at Fang Zhe's thighs, and he still didn't react.

After about three seconds, I saw Fang Zhe unzip his pants, take out his small mushroom, aim at the big mushroom in front of him, and happily sprinkle urine.

Maybe it's because the urine is a little yellow, maybe it's because the urine is a little hot.

In short, Fang Zhe clearly heard that the mushroom patient's Adam's apple rolled and let out an angry low roar.

"Well, as I suspected, the patients in this building still have hope of being saved."

Fang Zhe happily ran in the corridor, his face full of comfort, after all, he had been holding his urine for some time just now.

In a hospital room with the door closed, he stopped suddenly, as he spotted a familiar figure walking back and forth.

It's the "superman" who claims to know everything.

In the third hospital, this patient's uncle was the first to talk to Fang Zhe, and it was because he inexplicably went crazy that Dr. Gao came over, which made the unknown personality escape.

In other words, this girl is the culprit.

The door was pushed open, and Fang Zhe hugged the sick uncle tightly as if he was seeing a fellow countryman.

"It's you! Paige Terminator! Did the organization ask you to save me? ”

The patient's uncle was a little excited and a little vigilant.

Fang Zhe nodded: "Superman, it was the organization that asked me to save you, aren't you omniscient?" In order to verify whether you have defected, let me ask you a few questions, and if you answer correctly, I will rescue you! ”

He deliberately lowered his voice, and looked at the door from time to time when he spoke, which was really a bit of a spy saving people.

The patient's uncle said with interest: "You ask, I am absolutely loyal to the organization. ”

"Is Pikachu's tail black or not?"

"In Journey to the West, is there a fragment of the oil pot in Che Chi Guo's fighting law?"

"Does Mickey's red pantsuit have straps?"

"Fifty-six nationalities, fifty-six flowers, is it right to sing like this?"

A series of questions were thrown out by Fang Zhe, like a lightning strike, slashing at the patient's uncle one after another.

Seeing that the expression of the person in front of him changed from anticipation to sluggishness, from sluggishness to excitement, Fang Zhe walked out of the room with interest, and did not forget to open the door before leaving.

Another hospital room, where the patients were dancing and impassionedly promoting their products, spitting and excited.

In front of the patient, there was only one person standing, and the patient held a toothbrush in his hand.

"Guys, it's really easy to use, believe me, even buy Karma, you have to buy him to buy him, I say a number, two pieces of five cents and eight, seven!"

Fang Zhe cheered, holding Lao Gao with one hand: "I want it!" ”

The patient's eyes were bent into crescents, and he couldn't stop smiling and said: "This pro is knowledgeable, okay, next, the main event, French special salmon, whoever eats it will say good!" ”

In his hand, it was still the toothbrush.

The patient began to babble and introduce, and Fang Zhe suddenly raised his hand to interrupt him: "Is there any salmon then?" ”

The patient was obviously stunned for a moment, and even the hand that had been waving the toothbrush stopped, he forced a smile and said embarrassedly: "This dear, there are only French special salmon, no salmon." ”

Fang Zhe stopped talking, the patient coughed lightly, and continued to introduce with his eyebrows fluttering.

I have to say that before this patient fell ill, he should have been a very dedicated anchor with goods.

"This salmon, special free shipping, two, two only...

Fang Zhe raised his hand again and interrupted the other party again: "Is your fish male or female?" If there is two free shipping, if it is a male and a female, then the mother is pregnant on the way to the mail, will you let me make up the difference? ”

The patient paused for a full minute, and then he chose to ignore the question and continue with the introduction.

Fang Zhe still didn't give up, and even stood on tiptoe and raised his hand: "Your fish was sent from France, did you catch it from France?" Is the fisherman who catches the fish male or female, and your salmon is a special grade, so does it have long legs? How many stripes does salmon have? Is it okay for me to buy and release it? ”

Finally, under Fang Zhe's perseverance, the patient who was selling the goods collapsed.

I saw him slam the toothbrush in his hand on the ground, and roared angrily: "Lin was Gan Linniang!" ”

The whole corridor was crowded with crazy patients, and some people desperately smashed their heads with their fists, always wondering who they had given birth to; Someone roared desperately: "Mine is salmon, salmon!" No salmon! ”; Someone was gloomy and wiping his face while wondering what kind of person with a brain problem would pee on a mushroom.

In the No. 1 inpatient building, there was a sense of joy everywhere, and unexpectedly, no matter how fierce the patients were, no doctor arrived.

On the other side, in Building 2, all the patients who had been imprisoned were released again, and this time there seemed to be more than the previous ones.

A wide-eyed woman shook her head from side to side, looking around, looking for the guy who walked into her room and leaned into her ear to say that her husband ran away with the mistress, and her child was chased and beaten by the mistress.

A little boy who walks upside down, with his head as his feet and his feet as his head, is also looking for the guy who flicks his fingers four or five times at his head (crotch)! That guy is a beautiful one!

There was also an old man, clenched into fists, with a gloomy face.

He was boxing in his room, and suddenly rushed in and asked: "To be honest, I once saw an old man practicing boxing, laughing while fighting, and later I learned that this set of boxing methods is called Hanxiao Nine Fists, dare to ask Your Excellency if you can give me some advice." ”

In the courtyard of the hospital, there was a crowd of people, and a group of patients in blue and white striped hospital gowns followed closely behind a person like a troop.

The bald monk who walked at the forefront seemed to have some problems with his eyes, one looked to the left and the other to the right, and they were very open.

I only heard him raise his hand and shout as he walked: "Give me back my freedom, I want to be free!" ”

The voices behind him followed, "Give me back my freedom, freedom." ”

Occasionally, a few strange laughs and wails are mixed in, which is very untidy and not sensational.

"Ula !!"

"Ula !!"

Doctors and nurses slowly surround them, forming an encirclement.