Chapter 37: I Just Want to Say Hello
Tang Xuan turned sideways and took a look at himself with the display screen embedded in the wall, and he couldn't believe his eyes.
Is this person me?
The air bangs with eyebrows, if you look closely, seem to be hot. Curved sideburns, cloud-like hair. With Tang Xuan's handsome face, if you don't look carefully, you think it's a girl.
And it's a very good-looking kind.
It would be nice if you could change the uniform to a skirt.
Tang Xuan's voice trembled with anger: "You...... Is it the devil? ”
It took less than a second for Jin Jiao to cut a girl's hairstyle for him, and even permed the curls.
The golden shear turned into a golden arc of light that swirled and jumped around him.
It said in a brisk tone, "Devil? No, I'm an immortal. ”
Tang Xuan's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he felt that he might have met the teacher Tony he was destined to have.
He's about to go in to see the intelligent mastermind, what now, bite the bullet?
He is shameless, and the Federation still needs to be ashamed.
"That's how you repay me?"
Tang Xuan's teeth itched with hatred, and he stared at Jin Jiao Scissors with great anger, almost swallowing it.
Jin Jiaojiao was especially unconscious, and it also boasted to itself: "How is it, don't you like it very much?" I've only cut this hairstyle for Bixiao's girl, you're blessed! When the Qiankun ruler comes, I'll let it comb your sideburns! ”
Cloud sideburns?!
Tang Xuan's shoulders shook slightly, and green tendons jumped on his forehead. He couldn't help but clench his fists, and the knuckles made a series of crunching sounds.
Do men comb their temples like words?
He gritted his teeth and asked, "Anything else?" ”
"If you ask for it, I can also ask Sister Jindou to take care of you." Jin Jiao scissors read out a string of familiar names like a few treasures, "Dinghaizhu shampooing, banana fan drying, Fantianyin shaping, gourd essential oil maintenance, to ensure that you are very energetic." ”
Is the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket the legendary Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket that slashed the three flowers on the top of the Twelve Golden Immortals and the five qi in the chest?
There are also Dinghai Shenzhu, banana fan, Fantian seal......
Tang Xuan was suddenly in a trance: "Your immortal weapons also have a side job of washing, cutting and blowing." ”
Jin Jiaojiao said again: "You must be dressed up beautifully, and you can compete with the heavenly fairies!" ”
This sentence made Tang Xuan wake up from his trance, and once again aroused the anger in his heart.
Who wants to compete with fairies for beauty?
Jin Jiaojian, who was in a state of excitement, didn't realize Tang Xuan's anger at all, it swayed in the air, and his words were quite complacent: "Hmph, it's me!" ”
Watching Jin Jiao scissors jump left and right in the air, Tang Xuan couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed it.
He yelled, "Thank you! ”
Then throw it hard to the ground.
While!
The floor of the hall was made of neutron star material, so hard that the scissors were desperate.
Jin Jiao Scissors bounced off the ground, floating in the air in a daze, and then was caught in Tang Xuan's hand.
"That's what happens when you don't do your job." Tang Xuan's anger dissipated most of the time, "What are you doing, make trouble for the first place." ”
The hardness of the golden shear is no worse than that of neutron star matter.
He took the golden scissors in his hand and looked through them, but didn't see any gaps, so he put the golden scissors into his pocket.
He looked up at the room behind the crack in the door, and hesitated.
Is he really going to walk in with this hairstyle?
After thinking for two seconds, he took the golden scissors out of his pocket again.
He snorted lightly, and then cut off his bangs with Jin Jiao scissors in front of the display. Turning his head left and right, he also made up a few clips in other places, and he looked like a man before he stopped.
With a golden haircut, he is also the first person in the Federation.
He put the golden scissors into his pocket, straightened his clothes, dusted off the broken hair on his shoulders, pushed the door and walked into the house.
The room was small and seemed to be the office of some high-ranking member of the Hill civilization.
There was a kettle and a glass on the table, and behind the table sat a woman in a white dress.
The voice of the woman in the white dress was exactly the same as the voice Tang Xuan had heard before, and it was obviously the 'person' who had been communicating with them as a neutron battle star.
"Your hairstyle is beautiful." She teased Tang Xuan lightly, "Guests from afar." ”
She knew everything that was going on outside the door.
Tang Xuan ignored her ridicule, and he opened his mouth hesitantly: "You ......"
Living?
He had always thought that the voice he heard was the intelligent mastermind of the Neutron Warstar, because he had heard her say that the people of the Hill civilization were dead.
He stared at the woman in the white dress and looked closely, and was even more surprised to find that the face of the woman in the white dress was very similar to the woman in the famous painting he had seen outside before.
Is this a coincidence?
"Light Technology."
The woman in the white dress seemed to know Tang Xuan's question, and she raised her right hand. Her right hand flickered, then blurred, and the quality of the image dropped dramatically, as if it had been mosaiced.
Tang Xuan praised after a pause: "Lifelike." ”
The skin of the woman in the white dress shimmered with natural shine, her hair was black and shiny, and her clothes were extremely realistic, and there was no trace of light at all.
The Federation itself has its own light technology, but it is not up to the level of a woman in a white dress, and the virtual image created can clearly see the falsehood.
The woman in the white dress didn't feel the slightest pride because of Tang Xuan's praise, she smiled flatly: "This is the technology left by the Hill civilization, originally I didn't know it." ”
As she spoke, she got up and lifted the kettle and poured a glass of warm water for Tang Xuan.
It is also a miraculous thing that a virtual image composed of light can pour water, but Tang Xuan knows that she does not rely on the hand made of light to lift the kettle, but on the ubiquitous gravitational force.
Tang Xuan sat down opposite her and said straight to the point: "You said that you already know my question, so now I want to hear your answer." ”
The woman in the white dress was not disgusted with Tang Xuan's directness.
Because she's also fed up with waiting.
"It's a long, long story, and I'll try to keep it as short as possible." The woman in the white dress said softly, "By now you should have guessed, I am not the intelligent mastermind of the Hill civilization that you think I am. I'm just an intelligent being trapped here, holding some of the rights of this weapon. ”
Tang Xuan nodded silently, thinking that she was really not a creation of the Hill civilization.
Next, the woman in the white dress began to tell Tang Xuan her story.
She doesn't have a name, and she doesn't know who created herself. When she has a consciousness of her own, she is in a spaceship that is entirely hers.
The spacecraft only has the knowledge of a space-class civilization and a group of extremely high-tech robots, and there is no trace of a creator.
Since that day, she has been adrift alone in the universe.
She found a resource-rich planet and settled down, relying on the knowledge in the database to develop a civilization of her own.
She didn't have any entertainment, she just delved into science.
Although it lacks the ability to innovate, it makes up for it with high computing power, a huge amount of time, and a lack of desire.
For a long time, she had been curled up on that planet.
She uses robots to build instruments, labs, and new robots until she drains all of the planet's resources.
During that time, in order to gain more computing power, she once put half of the planet's surface on her computer. From space, half of the planet shimmered with a shimmering light, as if it were a sea of stars.
It was her favorite time.
There is no need to move around for resources, there are no technical problems that cannot be overcome, and there are no conflicts caused by ideological differences.
Later, the planet's resources were depleted, and she had to migrate to other planets.
She built a fleet group.
There are so many things she needs to take with her, such as fuel to provide energy, weapons to smash obstacles, and computers that make up her 'brain', to name a few.
She had to make a choice, and it was very painful for her.
Weighing the pros and cons, she threw away 99 percent of her computers.
Computers are her brain cells.
Losing so many brain cells made her very stupid.
In the process of migration, she encountered many low-level civilizations that were still in the space stage, and she suddenly realized that she was not alone!
But that's when the problem arose.
In her upbringing, she had never encountered a group civilization, and she thought that other civilizations in the universe were just like her, and that one person was a civilization.
At that time, she was severely lacking in calculations, and she needed to keep the entire fleet running, so she didn't have enough brains, so she didn't notice the difference between her and them.
She wanted to say hello to everyone.
How do I say hello?
Just let the other person know they've been there.
For her, what touches her the most is the loss of the units in her hands.
She can feel even if a light bulb doesn't turn on, and she thinks that as long as she damages the other party's unit, she can let the other party know that she has been there.
So she threw a couple of the most powerful bombs.
When throwing, she deliberately avoided places with dense computers, because she just wanted to say hello and didn't want to beat the other party up.
So she dropped the bomb in a crowded place.
At that time, she thought it was a robot of this civilization.
The smoke from the bombs enveloped the entire planet.
She didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and left happily.
Due to the lack of brains, she has not been able to correct this misunderstanding, and she has not even realized that it is a mistake.
Later, after settling down on other planets, she regained her computing powers, and recorded this way of greeting in the database, which became her first choice when she encountered a strange civilization.
As she continues to develop, her level of technology is getting higher and higher, and her fleet is getting bigger and bigger.
She often greets other civilizations.
But because of the personality problems brought about by her 'childhood' growth, she only greets and does not communicate, and her misunderstandings have not been corrected.
Because of the difference in strength, the civilization that was greeted by her was not able to greet back.
Until she met the Hill civilization.
That day, she used a galaxy-level space oscillator to say hello to the Hill civilization, and the capital star of the Hill civilization was gone.
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