If I hadn't been able to say this kind of thing before, I wouldn't have the courage to say it, but now I'm in contact with ghosts, so I can talk to them casually, just practice a lot, and I can say it to people in the future, otherwise how to do my experience officer business? To mix this meal, you must know how to say it with an ancient flavor, so that people can believe it.

In my own opinion, it is still too difficult for me to convince people of this ability, so I still need to exercise, and the same is true for speaking.

"Bad waters, woods?" The village chief was obviously a little puzzled, but he still deliberately glanced at the magic ruler in my hand, and at the same time looked at Brother Li, "Presumably that little brother is your friend, I wonder what you want to do when you let him enter our village?" It can be known that as a Taoist person, ghosts are not accepted around you, and you have already violated the rules of Taoism! ”

Obviously, he didn't believe me, otherwise he wouldn't have suddenly changed his attitude and had a direct question at the end of the conversation. Since Brother Li said that he saw something amazing, I won't talk to them properly, because they are not good ghosts! They don't have the strength to do it to me yet.

"Violating Taoist rules? Oh, you're just like a Taoist. Times are changing, nothing is conformist, even if you were born in that era and never thought that the current technology would be so advanced, things in our Tao are also changing. People are divided into good and evil, and so are ghosts, if they are good, what cannot be the same? You old fellow thinks I'm right. ”

I directly refuted his words, and even scolded him at the end, the old guy, I was not arrogant, but because I wanted that magic ruler to deal with them! It's not good for me to drag them down, after all, the commissary is only five meters away in front of me, and if someone suddenly comes out and sees me talking to myself, I must think something is wrong.

"What did you say!" At that moment, there were ghosts who were unhappy, because they insulted their village chief, making his grimace angry and fierce.

"Smack!"

I didn't say a word and took out the magic ruler to fight, and the ghost couldn't dodge it at all in a short distance, he was originally a ghost who was not strong, and the speed of ordinary weak ghosts was no different from that of normal people, even if it could change a lot, it couldn't instantly transfer the origin of his ghost, so I hit his ghost with a solid knot. "Whoop" twice, his right shoulder was cut off as if it had been cut down by a sharp knife, screaming in pain, and on his "wound", there was a layer like a red-hot iron piece left by the magic ruler blow, which was still devouring his ghost body after the magic ruler broke away from his ghost body, and in ten seconds, his entire ghost body disappeared completely, and the terrible sound of "whoop" was still lingering.

I didn't expect the magic ruler to be so powerful, I subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at the dozen or so ghosts on the opposite side who were also scared of me, and they all retreated a few points, including the village chief. The feeling of beating ghosts with a ruler is like chopping tofu with a kitchen knife, and there is a faint feeling of resistance, which is amazing. And the ghost in front of me is not strong, the reason why I was so arrogant just now was that I didn't think I could do anything to them, and at the same time thought that I could scare me, but Brother Li had already told me that they couldn't hurt me, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

"You're ---!!"

The village chief glared at me angrily, the cane in his hand trembling, and he looked very humane overall.

"What's the matter, I just dare!"

I am also a young man with a temper, and because I am afraid of being heard, I do not say this loudly, but completely through gritted teeth. As soon as the words fell, I grabbed the magic ruler and threw myself into the group of ghosts, and I was directly beating around, and suddenly there was a scream of "whoop", and some ghosts left, and some wanted to move me, but they didn't have the strength to move me at all...... I'm messing around, and there's no discipline. It may have been the sound of footsteps, which quickly attracted the attention of the commissary owner, who looked at me in astonishment, as if he was watching an incredible thing, and then took out his mobile phone to record it.

"I ......" I was speechless. The village chief saw that he was not my opponent, so he quickly ran away with those ghosts, and I just eliminated two ghosts in one click...... Now I saw that I was being photographed by the owner of the commissary and quickly stopped, but suddenly a negligible gust of wind drifted by me, and I only heard a familiar voice "Hurry up and cooperate with me to catch a ghost", this is Brother Li's voice! Watching him quickly hug a little ghost who was only one meter and three meters tall, I endured the discomfort of being videotaped by the commissary boss to help him chase other ghosts, only to see that this thing grabbed the head of the little ghost with his palm, as if choking the lifeblood of the little ghost, so that the little ghost did not dare to move again.

"Let's go, let's go!" Brother Li spoke, grabbed the little ghost and began to retreat.

I nodded, took the ruler and cautiously stepped back, retreating to the side of the road to wait for the car. Just as I was retreating to the side of the road, I saw the beautiful female ghost I had seen before at the end of the road at the entrance to the village, and her expression seemed to be entangled in something, and she looked hesitant.

Now I don't dare to look at it more, and I focus on the ghosts of the village chief. They can't move me, so I'm not afraid, I just don't want to see them come over and beat Brother Li. I said softly and anxiously, "Let's see if there's a car coming, and let me know when it's coming." ”

I have to prevent those dozen ghosts from coming now, so I don't have time to stop the car and ask Brother Li to tell me. After I finished asking, I only heard a sentence from this goods in the distance, "I'll leave first, they can't hurt you!" ”

“......”

I turned my head to see that the damn thing had gotten on a tractor at some point, and was now catching the little ghost in his hand and hitchhiking away. If it weren't for my good temper, he would have scolded, but he was right, and I breathed a sigh of relief, and I relaxed my nerves after watching the tractor completely out of my sight.

When I was relieved, I looked at the ghosts in front of me and still didn't look close to me, but it was obvious that they were angry, and none of the grimaces were good-looking. And I didn't bother to talk to them, so I hurriedly ran to the place where the store owner was, and awkwardly explained that what I had just done was all a joke and asked him to delete it, but he didn't want to, and asked me to spend 200 yuan in his store, so I bought a 200 yuan cigarette...... He was still quite moral, and he didn't blackmail me directly.

And although I'm not afraid of those ghosts at the entrance of the village, I can't destroy them in front of people, so I still chose to leave after thinking about it. As I was leaving, I glanced at the place where the beautiful female ghost was standing, but I didn't see her, maybe she had already entered the village.

Brother Li's goods must have gone home, and he was able to catch that little ghost just now because he choked the latter's lifeline. People have fatal parts, ghosts have deadly origins, I only hear Brother Li say it occasionally but don't understand very much, just now he was able to choke the origin of the little ghost because he is a ghost himself, just like us humans buckle the necks of others.

The speed of the car was very fast, and I didn't worry at all that the ghosts in Ueda Village would be able to return home with me, after all, it would be nonsense to try to catch up with the car at the same speed as people.

After fifteen minutes, I returned to our community. When I just got out of the car, I saw Brother Li let go of the little ghost he had caught earlier. If the little ghost was amnesty, he ran quickly, and when he saw me, he trembled a little, it seems that I am still very fierce with the magic ruler, and secretly said that this little ghost is sensible, and I am afraid that it is right.

I looked at the people around me and asked, "Why did you let him go?" ”

"After knowing what you want to know, let him go, you can't just kill a ghost when you see it, that is no different from doing evil." Brother Li shrugged.

As he said, if you destroy a ghost when you see it, the whole world will be chaotic, and it will eventually lead to thousands of ghost fights.

There are no people and no ghosts outside, but in the end it is not the place to talk, the two of us returned home, Brother Li told me about the things he saw in Ueda Village and the information he learned from the mouth of the little ghost just now, and I was shocked when I said these things, because what he said contained human superstitions! In other words, the people of Shimoda Village are superstitious!

In fact, it is the same in many places, the older generation is not in the era of science and technology in their time, and they don't know much, which has created all kinds of superstitions. These superstitions seemed superstitious to me before, but now they are real! However, Brother Li said differently, he said that the reason why the people in Ueda Village are superstitious is because those people themselves do not know how to eliminate disasters and drive away evil spirits and see ghosts, etc., and those who understand are nonsense, and what shocked him the most was that there were people in the village who tried to become gods!

What is the concept of godhood?

Mortals become gods?

Could it be that you want to cultivate immortals?

What the hell!

"There is a custom in this village that has been going on since 200 years ago. Becoming a god is undoubtedly nonsense, and it is impossible to do it, those people are just delusional. You may be shocked by what I'm talking about next, but what I'm saying is something I really witnessed with my own eyes.

If you want to become a god, thoughts will definitely do things, and this village will perform a private sacrifice every three years. And this sacrifice is not something that every family in the village knows, only the village chief's family, who has been doing it since their ancestors started two hundred years ago. They call it 'the three long (zhang) as the base, pure into the body, create the extreme realm, and pass through the gods', this sentence is their superstitious words.

There are three festivals, namely the Zhonghe Festival on February 1, the Shangsi Festival on March 3, and the Double Ninth Festival on September; Three flowers, essence, qi, and spirit; Trinity, for the three flowers mixed into one. These are the three numbers where there are implications in the Tao, and in reality, 'three' is the number of containment, in ancient times, it was the three kingdoms, and there will be a restraining effect on each other, and this number has always been said by superstitious people.

As for the word 'pure' which means clean, the head of Shimoda Village believed that the cleanest things were the most harmless and at the same time the most beneficial, believing that as long as 'the body is not defiled, it will become a Shinto'. In their eyes, the purest thing is a child, a child born less than a month old!

The overall meaning of the "Three Lengths" is: once every three years, killing a baby less than a month old, and incorporating all the babies into oneself, you can achieve God. ”

Brother Li continued, with a completely angry expression when he said the end.

After listening to it, I was stunned, especially when it came to babies at the end, I actually wanted to eat babies! The thought of a person tearing at the baby's body with his mouth open, I felt sick to my stomach, and I couldn't help but go to the toilet and vomit.