Chapter 29 Yulin Wonderland is looking for girls from all walks of life (6)

This is definitely the most tragic celebration in the history of Yulin Wonderland.

Although there were only a few hundred people, the sound of frustration and frustration still resounded in the sky.

Lin Ling said that she was shocked. Of course, it was not the wailing that shocked him, but also the speed of Yulin Zhenjun's flash marriage.

Lin Ling felt that she might have really been deceived, Yulin Zhenjun must have a big devil hidden in his heart, otherwise why did Zhang Qingming's physical functions just recover, so he hurriedly got the certificate?

The Great Devil Yulin said that a woman's three-inch incorruptible tongue is really too powerful. Otherwise, why did he announce in front of everyone that he had become a Taoist companion with Qing Ming?

No, something must be wrong. Yulin frantically reminded herself, but looking at Qingming's adoring appearance as before, Yulin felt that the rest was no longer important.

Looking at the intimate appearance of Yulin Zhenjun and Senior Sister Qingming, the single Wang was even more furious. The idol not only abandoned them, but also took away their white moonlight! This makes them how good they can be in the future~~

Feeling the sluggish atmosphere of everyone, the drama elf said that it was time for her to play again.

So she floated to Yulin Xianjun and Zhang Qingming and directly drove the two off the stage.

"Ahem, the tubes have worked hard~~~" Seeing that his roar had successfully attracted some of his attention, Lin Ling continued to make persistent efforts, "At this time, you have to say that the boss is even harder, this is the most basic etiquette, do you know?" ”

"Old. . . Big?? Harder. Scattered voices sounded, but Lin Ling didn't care at all, the two sentences just now were just her joking.

"Okay, since you all recognize me as the boss, I guess you should have no objection to me being the new lord of Yulin Wonderland. So this big guy announced that Yulin Zhenjun had fallen, and his double cultivation ceremony could end early. And now we will start the theme of today's celebration, the inauguration ceremony of this big guy. ”

In order to improve his credibility, Lin Ling directly dragged Yulin Zhenjun into the water, "Yulin Xiaoyou, do you say yes or no?" ”

"Yes." Yulin Zhenjun wished that someone would take over Yulin Wonderland, it might be a little fresh at first, but he had been in charge of these hundreds of people for tens of thousands of years, and he hadn't fought yet, Yulin Zhenjun said that he was panicked and had no sense of accomplishment. And he did promise it himself.

"Very good, now that the handover ceremony is over, the speech of this big guy begins. Do you know why I took up the position of Lord of Yulin Wonderland? I'll go, this name is too twisted, wait for me to change it first, well, it's called the third head of the Fu family. Yes, that's it, very apt. Back to the point, do you know why I took up the position of head of the third regiment? To save you, lost lambs, of course. The reason why you say this is, of course, because you underestimate the sacred profession of single Wang. Don't think I'm fooling you. First of all, I'm here to prove that I'm not a liar. What do you have in you that is worth my good picture? No, after all, if there really is, why are you single, not others? Since there is nothing to be gained, it means that you will not lose, right, since you will not lose in the end, if I am a liar, may I ask where my achievements as a liar are reflected? So the assumption that 'I'm a liar' is rejected because it doesn't conform to the law of professional efficiency. So, guys, what are you still hesitating about, trust me as much as you like! I will be your guiding light!

Then, let me explain where the sanctity of the profession of singleness lies. The simple and clear way to put it is its social value. It's not hard to understand this, right? It is the contribution value to society. So what is our society? Okay, you don't have to worry about the word society, I will tell you directly, that's right, our society is Yulin Wonderland, and the single Wang will draw a strong stroke in the future development history of Yulin Wonderland.

Hehe, don't rush. Here's the highlight. The ancients said that 'the new official takes office with three fires', what is my philosophy as the new head of the third regiment? In other words, in which direction will I lead our Yulin Wonderland to develop after I take office? That's of course - the introduction of the girls. After all, what do we lack the most? Come, let me hear your heart. Isn't it a girl? ”

"It's ~~~~!" Some of those who have been brainwashed have begun to echo it.

"What is it? Let me really feel what you really think! The head of the regiment said that he couldn't control himself a little.

"Girl !!!"

"Good. Then I'll ask you another question now: What will happen to you if a married man hooks up with a girl other than the original partner? Think it's not a big deal, right? Then I'll give you a vivid image, if Yulin Zhenjun is molesting other women behind your back Senior Sister Bai Yueguang Qingming, and there is more than one, do you want to beat him and can't take care of himself? ”

"Yes!!" Suddenly, several pairs of angry eyes stared at Yulin.

"Very well, remember your answer just now, and let's move on. Next, how to introduce girls, I think this is what you are very concerned about. It's not that hard, and there's more than one way. The first one is actually what you have been doing before, which is that it is relatively inefficient. That's right, it's the study of the enchantment, presumably it's not that no outsiders have come in for tens of thousands of years, but the number of people is very small, and they didn't stay in the end. This is because enchantments are repellenent to outsiders. But what if we could study the enchantment thoroughly, and even manipulate the enchantment pinch? Can we get more girls in? Hey, it seems that everyone doesn't like this method very much. However, the latter methods are the focus of my talk today. Do you know how to cultivate? Yulin Zhenjun took you to plant grass and raise pigs, why didn't you think about planting a wife for yourself? That's right, it's hard to say in other places, isn't Yulin Wonderland a miraculous existence? Why can't you be sure that the grass-fed pigs you grow can give birth to spirituality and take on human form!

Look at your little expressions, it's so easy to move. So quickly forgot about Yulin's stealing of women just now? The second method just now is indeed effective, but at the same time, there are also flaws. May I ask when the pig you raised became a girl, and at this time 3 pig girls fell from the sky, what should you do? Is it difficult to learn like Yulin Zhenjun? Yes, the brother who must have asked for his wife is bound to be more troubled. Spicy, who else can take care of these 3 girls from afar? The answer, of course, is our single Wang! Okay, let's continue with method three, I think you also realize that this head of the regiment and the little brother Xiao Yi below should come from a different world than you. ”